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Romance / Re: Is This Modelling Or Witchcraft? by Lordspicy(m): 10:29am On Apr 18, 2016
layla129:

Na dada

e fine oooo
am already jealous of your boyfriend
Romance / Re: Is This Modelling Or Witchcraft? by Lordspicy(m): 6:53pm On Apr 17, 2016
layla129:
See her like tree. The footwear gan is not helping matters cheesy

babe which kind hairstyle be that
Romance / Re: Ladies, 10 Signs A Guy Will Sleep With You When You Visit Him by Lordspicy(m): 6:49pm On Apr 17, 2016
vizkiz:
[size=16pt] tosyn which kin levels be this now? Why you just dey spoil package for us? We will not forgive you for this. You betrayed the brotherhood !!! angry

This kindda stuffs don't get forgiven.... You just drew the battle line... This is WAR!!!!!! angry

ALUTA CONTINUA.....

Lalasticlala come and lock this thread if you like yourself.... You know yetunde is coming to see you tomorrow and and you are hoping to get laid undecided
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Egbon I second that motion....tosyne which levels na

btw am back
Education / Re: NECO Releases Results by Lordspicy(m): 3:24pm On Mar 10, 2016
amen to your prayer bro
Education / Re: When U Don't Write Jamb But You Have A Jamb Score!!! by Lordspicy(m): 12:09am On Mar 10, 2016
deedrizzie:
So it was 1:38AM oo... and i was studying for my 1st semester exams in Genetics ( ANA 203) and jamb decided to send me a "jamb score" with an unknown name to my number..... is this a mistake or what?...... P.S = I didn't even take the exam....... grin grin grin grin


team basic medical science cool
deedrizzie:
So it was 1:38AM oo... and i was studying for my 1st semester exams in Genetics ( ANA 203) and jamb decided to send me a "jamb score" with an unknown name to my number..... is this a mistake or what?...... P.S = I didn't even take the exam....... grin grin grin grin


team basic medical science
Education / NECO Releases Results by Lordspicy(m): 12:03am On Mar 10, 2016
Minna - The National Examinations Council
(NECO), has released the results of the
November/December 2015 Senior School
Certificate Examinations.
Prof. Abdulrashid Garba, NECO’s Registrar
and Chief Executive, disclosed this on
Wednesday in Minna while addressing
newsmen.
He said that a total of 50,060 candidates
registered, out of which 47,507 sat for English
Language while 47,554 sat for Mathematics.
Garba said that out of the number that sat for
English,29,718 representing 62.55 per cent
obtained credit pass while 32, 484 that sat for
Mathematics representing 68.30% passed at
credit level.
He said that of the 39,389 candidates that sat
for Biology, 17,227 or 43.73 per cent obtained
credit pass.
For Chemistry, out of 22,284 candidates that
sat for the examination, 11,951 representing
53.63 per cent made it at credit level.
The registrar added that out of 22,201
candidates who sat for Physics, 818 or 3.68
per cent passed the subject at credit level,
while in Geography, 19, 781 candidates sat for
the examination, and 3,851 or 19.46 per cent
passed at credit level.
Garba pointed out that performance of
candidates in Government indicates that out
of 23,497 candidates that wrote the subject,
10,226 or 43.52 per cent made it at credit
level.
He said that in Economics, 39,406 candidates
sat for the examination and 23,991 or 60.88
per cent passed the subject at credit level.
"In view of the fact that the examination was
for private candidates who were no longer in
the school system and looking for one or two
credits, the desperation to engage in
malpractice was high.
"This led to an increase in the percentage of
candidates involved in malpractice, compared
to the figure for 2014,” he said.
Garba said that the NECO was devising more
ways to reduce malpractice in the
examinations in order to counter the various
illegal strategies adopted by candidates.
He said that malpractice was on the increase,
adding that a comparative study showed an
increase between 2014 and 2015 in most
subjects.
"A comparative analysis of malpractice cases
by subject revealed that while 635 cases
were recorded in English Language in 2014,
1,075 cases were recorded in 2015.
"Also, in Mathematics, 634 cases of
malpractice were recorded in 2014 while 1,799
cases were recorded in 2015.
"In Economics, 570 cases of malpractice were
recorded in 2014, while 880 were recorded in
2015. In Government, 363 cases were
recorded in 2014 while 564 were recorded in
2015," he said.
Garba advised candidates to access their
results on NECO website
www.mynecoexam.com, using their
Examination Registration Number and scratch
cards.
Politics / Re: Seven Nigerians Herdsmen Die In Clash With Farmers In Ghana by Lordspicy(m): 11:30pm On Mar 09, 2016
Cosbyrich:
I was thinking you are an Igbo man but you reason smartly like a Yoruba man.There are times you do things especially violence wise and you succeed without getting continued reprisals with the subtle backing of the govt and there are times you strategise while losing a couple of lives but you would hit hard and long seeking out your enemies and eliminating them as in the case of Fulani herdsmen in Nigeria.Igbos can never do this because they don't really have that stint to strategise but they act on the spur of the moment thereby losing at the end of the day.
Yoruba people on the other hand think deeply and strategise and when they hit you,it is deep and calculating and mostly results to a win situation.If you don't understand what I am saying,go and read the history of these two great tribes and you would understand.Benue people have been hit severally. Igbos have been hit severally with reports in the vanguard and other media that the Fulani herdsmen had virtually colonised them with killings,raping etc but no concrete step to stop this menace.In recent time,the herdsmen have brought their madness to the SW and may God forgive me;this is what I have been praying for so that we can get a permanent solution to this barbarism.Ondo state has taken the step to act the first scene and I am sure the solution to this problem is just around the corner but it is going to be some battle...



Yoruba coward
Politics / Re: Buhari Snubs APC Over ‘mismanaged’ N7bn Fund. by Lordspicy(m): 6:43pm On Mar 09, 2016
Reference:


Hmmm....so it is only Federal funds the EFCC goes after. What about Yahoo boys. Do they steal government funds. What about the Ricky Tarfa case. Was it about government. Some APC fanatics have taken sabatical to work in the bakery, busy sugar coating stuff. Abeg just be quiet.

my brother, God bless you

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Family / Re: Wife To Separate From Husband For Relocating Too Much by Lordspicy(m): 6:19pm On Mar 09, 2016
duduade:
Abeg I have a sister I can hook that your friend up with...

not funny













































hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Crime / Re: Man Feeds His Dog With His Brother's Manhood After Killing Him by Lordspicy(m): 2:16pm On Mar 09, 2016
I came to check names and I wasn't disappointed nor surprised
Politics / Re: Seven Nigerians Herdsmen Die In Clash With Farmers In Ghana by Lordspicy(m): 1:58pm On Mar 09, 2016
kill them all
bastards
Politics / Re: Obasanjo's Dance Moves At His 79th Birthday [PICS] by Lordspicy(m): 9:36am On Mar 07, 2016
Pheals:
hmmmm I didn't understand your language but I know u are abusing or cursing him


he is not, he only said " an old man will never feel old when it comes to a dance he knows all the steps"


not every one is bashing your tribe

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Politics / Re: Rickey Tarfa: EFCC Unveils Criminal Conspiracy With Corrupt Judges by Lordspicy(m): 10:39am On Mar 03, 2016
Clerverly:

IPOB Charlatan!

change zombie
Politics / Re: Aminu Sambo Kidnapped In Kaduna by Lordspicy(m): 10:31am On Mar 03, 2016
mykl01:

Last I checked, one Female Secondary School in Lagos South East Nigeria noticed 3 girls missing..... I was informed later that it was a Kidnap for #20m. lipsrsealed
South East shaa!!



lagos south east Nigeria?

ur case dey amadioha shrine
Crime / Re: Picture: Before And After Of Ese Oruru by Lordspicy(m): 12:34am On Mar 03, 2016
zendy:
Had she been Igbo, heads might have rolled just based on these pictures.



I dey tell you..
mmadu ga anwu nu
Politics / Re: Aminu Sambo Kidnapped In Kaduna by Lordspicy(m): 12:20am On Mar 03, 2016
Eshinwaju:

You will not be surprised to learn iPod youths are behind it.. angry

if I bash you now, one mod will just ban me

make I chill since I just came back from a 7 day ban
Crime / Re: Housewife Pours Hot Water On Woman For Dating Her Husband (pic) by Lordspicy(m): 8:57pm On Mar 02, 2016
i only came to check names






















BTW am back from my ban, the Mod wey ban me for breaking rule 2 Abeg how market




I hope say your bank account Don add five zeros
Sports / Gianni Infantino Elected Fifa President by Lordspicy(m): 7:23pm On Feb 26, 2016
Fifa has elected Gianni Infantino, a European football administrator born just six miles from Sepp Blatter’s birthplace, as its new president in a bid to restore the reputational damage wrought by his disgraced predecessor. The Swiss-Italian Uefa general secretary only entered the race when Michel Platini was suspended then banned for six years for accepting a “disloyal payment” from Blatter in 2011. But Infantino, who spent €500,000 of Uefa funds on touring the globe in the runup to the election, triumphed over the controversial Asian Football Confederation president, Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa, in the second round of voting by 115 votes to 88. More on this topic Everything you need to know about Gianni Infantino, the new Fifa president The Bahraini had assumed his presidential bid would end in a coronation when he resolved to stand after Platini’s withdrawal in October but his campaign has been marred by strenuously denied allegations over human rights breaches and vote buying in previous elections. After Infantino took a narrow 88-85 lead in the first round of voting, with the Jordanian Prince Ali bin al-Hussein in third place with 27 votes and the French former Fifa executive Jérôme Champagne in fourth with seven after the withdrawal of Tokyo Sexwale, he seized the initiative. Infantino’s energetic campaign, together with Blatter-style promises to more than double the development money dispensed to Fifa’s 207 federations to $5m over four years, won the day. “I want to be the president of all of you. I travelled through the globe and I will continue to do this. I want to work with all of you to restore and rebuild a new era where we can put football in the centre of the stage,” Infantino told the delegates after his victory. “Fifa has gone through sad times, moments of crisis. But those times are over. We need to implement the reforms, we need to have good governance and transparency. But we also need to have respect. We will regain this respect by hard work and dedication, so we can again concentrate on the wonderful game of football.” His pitch also included a boast that he had vastly increased Uefa’s revenues, promising to do the same for an organisation now staring at a $550m financial black hole. “It’s your money, not the money of the Fifa president,” he told the delegates to applause. “The money of Fifa has to be used to develop football.” The 45-year-old, who has been at Uefa for 15 years and general secretary for the last seven, has promised to “bring football back to Fifa” but is faced with a huge task to restore its battered reputation. The crisis set in motion by the decision to hand the 2018 and 2022 World Cups to Russia and Qatar in 2010 accelerated dramatically last May when US prosecutors unsealed an indictment alleging a “World Cup of fraud” and arrested a string of senior executives on money laundering and corruption charges. Infantino becomes just the third Fifa president in 40 years personified by Blatter and his Brazilian predecessor, João Havelange, during which Fifa’s revenues soared but scandals involving World Cup tickets, TV rights and corrupt bidding races multiplied. The 45-year-old was a loyal ally of Blatter, voting for him in the last election in May, which gave the Swiss a fifth term despite a spate of arrests of Fifa executives amid $200m bribery claims. But days later Blatter was forced to promise to stand down and then was banned from football for six years for making a £1.3m “disloyal payment” to his one-time heir apparent Platini in 2011. Critics will point to Infantino’s previous loyalty to Platini and Uefa’s failure to embrace governance reforms itself, as well as match-fixing controversies in Greece and Turkey, as evidence that he does not represent the wholesale change required. But the canny multilingual lawyer is likely to prove a more palatable frontman for Fifa’s desperate last-ditch reform attempts, drawn up by a combination of US lawyers and the audit and compliance committee chairman, Domenico Scala, than Sheikh Salman would have. More on this topic Fifa election: Gianni Infantino wins presidential election – as it happened The Bahraini’s campaign was marred by persistent allegations that he helped identify athletes punished following 2011’s pro-democracy protests. He has denied the claims, admitting he chaired a committee convened for the purpose but insisting it met only once and conducted no formal business. Following various dire warnings from Fifa’s veteran acting president, Issa Hayatou, himself once censured over his role in the ISL bribery affair, about the threat to the organisation if the “far- reaching and progressive” reform package did not pass, it was voted through by 89% of Fifa’s 207 members. The reforms include term limits, transparency on pay, independent committee members and the replacement of the tarnished executive committee with a new, enlarged Fifa council that will set strategic direction but will not be responsible for commercial matters. Huge legal costs, deserting sponsors, media criticism and low staff morale had led to Fifa being $550m behind its projected $5bn revenue target for the current four-year cycle, said the acting director general, Markus Kattner.
Politics / Re: Pat Utomi: 'Nigerians May Soon Queue To Buy Salt' by Lordspicy(m): 7:10pm On Feb 26, 2016
anonimi:


Yes. He had.
FACTS are sacred. No amount of propaganda can wipe them off.



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my friend all credit goes to geJ

APC is just reaping where they did not sow

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Computer Market / Re: Fairly Used HP Pavilion DV6 Laptop In Ibadan For #17,000 by Lordspicy(m): 12:50pm On Feb 25, 2016
am in Enugu chat me up ..... 08130141077 let's talk
Computer Market / Hp Pavilion Dv6 Motherboard Needed by Lordspicy(m): 12:39pm On Feb 25, 2016
I believe the topic is self explanatory.. p.s I stay in enugu
Computer Market / Re: Hp Pavilion Laptop With 6gb Ram,700hdd For Sale In Enugu by Lordspicy(m): 12:28pm On Feb 25, 2016
25?
Crime / Re: Six Feared Dead In Ibadan Gang War by Lordspicy(m): 11:30am On Feb 25, 2016
Siberia101:
Idowu boys ko, Zacheus boys ni.
Thought it was Ayes and Eiye self...
Sail with fine boys them no go hear... Mtscheeeeeww
I sight you
Business / Our Nigerian Economy: A Story by Lordspicy(m): 8:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
Ebele the hunter hunter goes into the bush, kills a very big Antelope and sells it to Mama Ngozi who sells peppersoup. He sold the game for N1,000. He told mama Ngozi to make sure the peppersoup is well made because he is coming along with his friends in the evening to enjoy themselves. When they got there that evening, they ordered for plates of peppersoup. Ebele bought the head for N500, he bought the four legs for four of his friends at N500 each, another person ate the intestines as assorted, he paid N500 for it, three other people also ate N500 worth of peppersoup each. The hunter ended up spending N4,500 to buy what he sold to Mama Ngozi for N1,000. Mama Ngozi made a cool N3,500 profit just by cooking (processing) the meat and selling it back to where she bought it from. That is 350% profit and yet she still had excess remaining to sell to other customers. So who is wise and who is foolish here? Let us relate this story to our dear country Nigeria. We sell crude oil to UK at $110 per barrel and we are very happy; so happy that we spend the money lavishly, and then go back immediately to UK to buy the processed crude oil in the form of Kerosene, PMS, AGO, Tar, petroleum jelly, wax, petrochemicals etc. At the end of the day we end up buying these products at 12 times the cost of what we sold them. How is it possible Nigeria is not broke. Nigeria sure has been broke since 53 years ago.
Technology Market / Re: Get 80 Million Nija GSM Numbers And 2 Million Emails Just 5K by Lordspicy(m): 8:37pm On Feb 22, 2016
I need one
Crime / Re: I Sponsored My Brother’s Education With Robbery Proceeds –suspect (pic) by Lordspicy(m): 3:05pm On Feb 22, 2016
DolaPat:
that is the main problem of Nigeria, as i can see....... Poor boy robs and we condemn him, police will catch and kill him maybe, yet our supposed leaders are robbing us everyday, they have stolen the future of the youth,police can never catch those ones,lol and here we are at the moment.....TOO BAD

thank God boss

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shades Linda Ikeji. Retweets Article About Her "Poverty Mentality" by Lordspicy(m): 5:06pm On Feb 21, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
yes i ate your vaginal
hahahaha
Politics / Re: Soldiers Arrested In Yola With Unauthorized Military Items (Pics) by Lordspicy(m): 2:12pm On Feb 10, 2016
Oladimejy:
Omo igbo are just bastard..Biafra


go to hell Yoruba asswipe.I don't blame you..
I blame your father who can't afford 40 naira condom
Music/Radio / A Thread For Rappers And Producers In Unizik by Lordspicy(m): 10:11pm On Feb 09, 2016
sup folks, am a rapper and also q student of Nnamdi azikiwe university awka but it seems that my skills are kinda becoming rusty since as they say iron sharpeneth iron..

so I created a WhatsApp group called music bosses for musicians, producers bloggers e.t.c

let's promote ourselves..



08130141077 WhatsApp me if you are interested

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