coolxpat:
which is scientifically UNPOSSIBLE

Speechless3:
haha abeg easy with dat tripping thing. Wetin u go talk be say e get babe wey wan manage am.
if hin no wan manage for now na hin cup of moi moi.

princeshijman:
bro seems u avnt seen some brown teeth before. u go fear. if dem smile for you, badluck go just dey follow you.

mcee1:
Seem dem. Dem must be Igbos.

jahstech:
Is this actually the right thing to do?

In Fela's Voice

Nigerians are so gullible, who thief 10,000 naira gets burnt to death, who TECHNICALLY steal $1billion gets a bail of N250 million naira!

zubycharles:
No vex na d qorilla version u be lyk

wealthpreach:
I was going out then suddenly the sky, two white men. 3 goats on chain. my grandmother two gays. lol this is funny. then the joke happened ::: actually its you that will sell boxers mumu. why u no go laugh #abstract jokes

gametalk:
Funny... You are happy with your salary

opeaceo:


Heeee, look at the he goat crying upandan like a banshee. Lemme break it down for you ehh..
I won't insult your parents, in fact if I see them, I'll thank them for ... #keepsmouthshut

For you, how was you agbero business today?? it seems it didn't go well, I managed to look at your pic now.. Oh what a horrible sight, I'm sure you hate mother nature for making you look that way isn't it? Tell me the truth, don't lie.

and why you take a long hard stare at a mirror (that's if you have an idea of how to look at yourself in a mirror), please think again and think and wonder why you look the way you look. D.olt.

opeaceo:


Naaa, you don't have to trust me you scally wag. Do you understand what I said?? I don't think so, to think you're the fastest from a thousand sperms scares me.

Dvmbass... I know you don't understand what I just typed, try to think like a snail (that's a disrespect to them), be humble enough to ask for explanation, and I'll break it down further.

IamChuzzy:
An angry lady took to her Facebook page to bash schools who give pupils homework that are beyond them and also address the high level of incompetence and misplaced priorities in schools. Read after the cut.

I am very certain that when I become a mother, and my child (ren) are in this country, I'm going to be the scourge and headaches of some schools.

Last year, my niece was given an assignment on figures. A girl that was 4 years old then, you asked her to write 50 - 100 and you asked her to write such in a 2A exercise book. You didn't rule the pages of the 2A, you just gave it to her like that.

Except memory must have failed me, the exercise book for writing figures is 2B.
The little girl got confused at a point, the tired mother spanked her, her cries touched me so raw and I had to go look at what was causing all the noise and tears.

I saw it and I asked the mom if any teacher gave her such assignment in a 2A notebook while she was the daughter's age.

I wrote a note to the class teacher, pinned it on Emmanuella's uniform and asked that it should be delivered to the class teacher.
Anyway, the nonsense stopped for a short while.

If as a parent I send my ward to your school, you in turn now give my child any nonsense homework, then I will let you realise that I can send the Ministry of Education after you.

Some will give homework that any sane person knows that it is the parents that will eventually do it.
My parents, my elder brothers never did any of my homework for me.
Homework is meant to test if the child has a good grasp of what you imparted and also to see if your method of teaching is working.
You don't test me as a parent.

You test your pupil and you make an assessment of your own teaching skills.
What sort of nonsense assignment is this?
What concerns a pupil with Sir Shina Peters?
Is this part of the school's curriculum?

Some will ask parents to pay for excursions and the destination for such will be shoprite or Eko hotel.
Are these schools mad houses or what? And parents still send their children there?

The other day, one mushroom school in my neighbourhood at Badagry was teaching one useless rhyme... "left right left right, ikebe no dey heavy the owner, left right.." I was beyond shock.

There is an open community well right in front of the school, an uncovered well.
I wrote about it and a cousin came inbox to tell me I shouldn't expose the neighbourhood school like that..

Where do we start from?


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2016/01/checkout-this-homework-given-to-5-year.html

sickstars:
looool
Simple just tell her u av larsa fever
She wud run away herself

chim14:
My friend go and sell cement