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Literature / Re: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Lorst(m): 11:15am On Jun 07, 2019
The Railway

Waiting at the railway
Waiting by the line
Waiting for the train
Coming down the line.

Wagons on the railway
Full of goods and coal,
Engine on the railway
Hear its iron wheels roll.

Woman by the railway
Basket on her head.
Traders on the railway
Selling loaves of bread.

Travellers by the railway
Sitting on a seat.
Dogs by the railway
Sleeping on the heat.

Beggars by the railway
Sitting on the ground.
Children by the railway
Dancing round and round.

Porter by the railway
Lifts a heavy load.
Lorry by the railway
Waiting on the road.

Waiting at the railway
Waiting by the line
Waiting for the train
Coming down the line.

cry cry Memories cry cry

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Adverts / Re: [Wanted] Sell Your Airtime For Cash. [Bulk Airtime Sellers Needed] by Lorst(m): 8:31pm On May 27, 2019
faithfull18:
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Adverts / Re: [Wanted] Sell Your Airtime For Cash. [Bulk Airtime Sellers Needed] by Lorst(m): 7:35pm On May 21, 2019
faithfull18:
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We convert your excess airtime to cash. Contact: 08066832610

Contact us to sell your gift cards for cash as well.

Okay
Phones / Re: Huawei Has Lost Access To Android And Google by Lorst(m): 10:09am On May 20, 2019
Princedapace:


U guys rock here.. Thank u so much bro.


I have completed it too.Its a pleasure.
Health / Re: OAU Student Slumps, Dies While Playing Football by Lorst(m): 10:24pm On May 17, 2019
Obagoblog:
RIP...

my own problem is that any time I start playing football, my heart start racing so hard as if I'm about to loose it.

I will have to go somewhere to lie while battling with my breath then after seeing minutes, I'll come back to my normal breathing level.

Is it because I've stayed so long without playing football?


Me too!.My heart would be racing very fast and I would feel like fainting most of the time-Not trying to make light of it but; my eyes will just be turninoninown...then after a while it will subside.To be sincere,the thing dey make fear catch me sometimes but...I just too like football cry

Abeg make dem create whatsapp group for us.

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Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi: Why I 'Humiliated' Hamari Traore For Having 'Bad Breath' by Lorst(m): 7:05pm On Mar 16, 2019
Orpe7:
Black on Black crime
Niggar moment


Real Niggar moment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: The Race For Top Four In The EPL: Who Will Prevail? by Lorst(m): 8:41pm On Mar 12, 2019
abescom:
No nation is allowed 6 spots in the UCL. You can only have 5. If Manchester United wins it this year and don't make top four and Arsenal wins the Europa league, Arsenal will drop out.

Check the rule book.




You are both right (i.e about only 5 teams per league UCL rule) and wrong about Arsenal dropping to the EL even they end up wining the competition this year.

The rule is this: Should Arsenal win the EL and Manchester United win the UCL...and both of them finishes below the top 4,the team that comes 4th will drop to the EL.


Check the rule book

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Car Talk / Re: See The Vintage Car Queen Elizabeth Rode When She Visited Nigeria In 1956 - Pics by Lorst(m): 4:54pm On Mar 10, 2019
Dozie32:
Still managing my papa inherited 1982 bluebird.


You are a good son.And I pray your son inherits it from you too (even though he does not drives it,but just as a "collection"wink as a family heirloom.

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-Wedding Photos In Rural Setting by Lorst(m): 9:09am On Mar 08, 2019
Offpoint1:
I don't see myself ever participating in this nonsense..
engagement
pre-wedding shoots and
White wedding

When I'm ready, you take me to your parents house, I asked for bride price and neccasery traditional rites... that's the end.
Nothing like white wedding, there's no white wedding in the Bible or Quran, shîts was sold to us by the West.

I no go come marry you twice, too much of these nonsense are reasons why guys at 35 are still single. I wish I was born in 4th century.


You are not alone my brother.

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Celebrities / Re: 2face, Blackface And Faze Posed With Miss Nigeria In Throwback Photo by Lorst(m): 6:42pm On Mar 07, 2019
Macauley07:
Wanted to be the first to comment but it seems the post came with comments. Wicked world.


cheesy grin cheesy grin
Education / Re: She Graduated In 2016 But Has Been Failing Two Particular Courses by Lorst(m): 4:14pm On Mar 07, 2019
judetov2:
all I know is that you fail that course and not ur friend


So now,what difference did your assertion make? If you have any know solution,profer it.Stop acting smart every single time.It make you look petty.
Education / Re: She Graduated In 2016 But Has Been Failing Two Particular Courses by Lorst(m): 4:05pm On Mar 07, 2019
tetralogyfallot:
What kind of English are u writing. U said she graduated already and she's doing 2 carry over courses again . with her friends speaking this kind of English how will she graduate? Are u sure u are even a graduate yourself?


Prick you are...sense you have not.
Education / Re: Ayo Dada, Olamide Oladeji: Stanford University's 2019 Knight-Hennessy Scholars by Lorst(m): 2:06pm On Mar 07, 2019
I envy these guys with great enthusiasm and admiration.I hope to GOD they bring motivation to many adolescents and youths alike.

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Romance / Re: Girls Are Not To Be Trusted by Lorst(m): 6:20pm On Mar 05, 2019
faithfull18:

Lol, he is free to wrap his arguments around my data business, it's called publicity which is good for business.
I get to enjoy free publicity looking at it from the angle of a business woman wink


smiley
Romance / Re: Girls Are Not To Be Trusted by Lorst(m): 4:37pm On Mar 05, 2019
faithfull18:

Yes o, selling data bundles is part of it.


kiss

faithfull18...There is dignity in labour.And I am proud of your pride for your work kiss.


Ubunja..Your GAME OF EMOTION epistle contain so much fact.Your LOGIC-EMOTION analysis is unbelievable9I just read it the first time today).And as a logically astute person myself,I have found peace in it...in more ways than one.But please bro,keep to the argument and don't be derisive-Leave faithfull18 job out of the argument,keep a cool head and be a good sport.Respect your opponent.


People like me are watching from outside the ring-learning from both side...So my wonderful people,lets keep the invective and below the belt attack minimal.





PEACE TO YOU BOTH.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloye Catches Mango Thieves In Her Mum's House by Lorst(m): 9:29pm On Mar 01, 2019
sinaj:
we spit on it before enjoying nature's gift cheesy




Thank gracious the spiting was able to allay your fears cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloye Catches Mango Thieves In Her Mum's House by Lorst(m): 9:19pm On Mar 01, 2019
sinaj:
I did this too in primary school even with red ribbons tied on the tree and sometimes branches with fruitgrin ; grin



grin grin grin
Are you from EDO?? Coz I think say na for only Edo State dem dey deter youngsters from fruit trees by tying a red piece of clothe around it.But truth be told,I always ignored those with red piece clothes around them like bad habit coz I always wanted to see tomorrow...in good health grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Lorst(m): 5:59pm On Feb 26, 2019
March 30
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Number And Location, You Might Get A Date by Lorst(m): 5:58pm On Feb 26, 2019
I am based in Johannesburg,SouthAfrica.

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