anonimi:


Your advice should be directed to Buhari's chaperon, the JagbaJantis of Bourdillon, not so



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rodflmao

Pls wats d tuition fees for cell biology n genetics

Midehi:

where did u get my pretty cool cos my pics is nt der

I dnt hv 2 see ur pics 2 knw u r cool jst 4rm ur countenance or r u sayin am wrong?

Ladies 4 ur notice 6packs guys don satisfy as d 1s dat r ok n fit u cn ask afrocandy maheeda n d rest 4 beta insight

Well well well I hv been in a similar circumtance b4 n menn d educational gap ws very glarin n she ws always hvin dis inferiority complex it cld nt work out cos we r 4rm 2 faraway worlds n u knw dt humans r naturally biased wen u say sometin it will be interpretd anoda way so 4 u 2 be on d safe size u jst need 2 move on n if u say u want 2 groom her u might end up makin d mistake of ur life cos u cn only modify a person bt u cnt change d person its only dat person dat cn change his or herself n God so use ur tongue 2 count ur teeth all dat glitters is nt Gold

Well apart 4rm d fact dat sme1 said d guy is weak dts y d babe snatchd him wen u take a guy ur man 4 grantd like hvin so many calls 4rm guys n hidin tins den anoda woman will declare him wantd I dnt tink dats bad cos its due 2 her carelessness

owolawitola:
Not at all o. I hav to take keke to get there. I just like bein comfortable. And am comfortable with him so why should i now dress to kill? My bathroom slippers is fine o

tanks so much dearie 4 being real

Midehi:

the things i see with guys on this nl is wen dey see u are beautiful,dey rain insults & call names like ashewo...dats why i hardly place my pics here.

am sorry bout dat dearie though I gat my eyes on u cos u r pretty cool

eromspete:
Cmon guys its still 191.30 to a Dollar as at 24-Jan-2015.

I'd advise you all run a search online first.

dat ws wat d CBN posted

LastProphet:


Am fro Kogi and I live in close-by abuja so what do u want to tell me? Why is the truth difficult to accept by the black man? Our state is one of the poor states my brother and we have the most clueless set of governors since God made Adam. We either get an illiterate or a mentally-deranged Governor. So pls tell me what is there to be proud of in Kogi? Why does this generation hate the truth? Why?

I lov u 4 dis truth u hv said so bad we can't call a spade a spade

sweetgala:


That is what some of this cowardly idiots here who would never serve in the army do not know.
An order which is not lawful can not be obeyed, and if obeyed that soldier bears the full consequence of his actions.

truly they r cowardly idiots talkin out of sheer ignorance let dem tak d guns wit 30rounds n go n fight BH

annawhite:
poor boy# yo mama got u straying into peep biz and getting your nose in a place it dosent belong# come here lemme give u a hug......aunyy loves you now come get some ninja turtle pant I got u

d op postd a topic n needs advice u r abusin him n fightin anoda I tot a pretty gal like u wld be better composed n reserved wit intellect bt I got disappointd wit d comments or wld I call it rants u utterd it newyr 2morw pls change

A gal poised on material tins ends up fataly so u being a man hv 2 move on wit ur life because she didn't love u 4rm d onset its even beta she left nw supposin u r dis rich guy n u end up marryin her ur family wld suffer if there is a setback or she cld kill u n inherit all ur wealth n be bleepin a younger dude in ur demise so tank God 4 ur life n hop 4 better tins 2 come a disappointment cld be a big blessin in disguise

A gal poised on material tins ends up fataly so u being a man hv 2 move on wit ur life because she didn't love u 4rm d onset its even beta she left nw supposin u r dis rich guy n u end up marryin her ur family wld suffer if there is a setback or she cld kill u n inherit all ur wealth n be bleepin a younger dude in ur demise so tank God 4 ur life n hop 4 better tins 2 come a disappoint cld be a big blessin in disguise

Prettybecca:
This op no get work o! One man's definition of ugly is another man's beauty o. Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder abi?

sme1 postd a topic n u r abusin him while u d person wey get work is commentin lolz wat an irony look at ur statement *beauty is in d eyes of d BEERHOLDER* dats 2 say anytin d beerholder(d man drunk of beer bottles) sees is beautiful even a pig dats hilarious n absurd comin 4rm an undergraduate

Pls cn we put this 2 test by sendin numbas n callin each oda so as 2 hv concrete proof n clear d air on dis I bet some pples voices will be like cluckin chickens no offence ladies

NnamdiN:
it's unrealistic. Guys will never stop asking for sex, a great deal of the blame goes to the ladies coz they encourage it. If you don't wanna do a nigger, simply say no(by any means that delivers the msg). Asking for money will only make him push further.(except she's in that line of profession). Believe me it's not very easy to ask a lady that hasn't asked you for anything for sex.
If she's 20 times richer than a guy, what exactly will the guy use to entice her? But when you take her to dinner and she eats like famine ravished her village, packs take away for the entire street, takes soft drinks like beer(ive seen a chick drink 3 bottles of malt on a date), expects bis subscription every month, won't call to tell you she got the airtime you sent her, tell me why the guy wouldn't be interested in just one thing?

bro u r so on point imagine wen u even say hello 2 a gal she will access u first if u r wearin a versace shirt, a dolce n gabbana pair of pant, rolex wristwatch, a gucci shoe n a pair of tommy socks b4 she says hi n rely talk wit u menn @lala its dat bad even 2 d extent u hv 2 love-vendor an old model beatles(d olden day beatle car) wit aircondition n oda tins like alloy rims n d reat b4 she becomes real serious wit u n allow u in2 her pants n if u dnt meet d expectation they will be like "who is this" n d oda d gal will say "he likes u" n d gals will chorus "god forbid" menn dat guy in dat situation is on a longtin dats y its difficult 2 date or hv a serious relationship or practise true love dis days n d gals r so lazy dat they wait 4 a guy 2 pay their bills instead of been industrious n independent in life by achievin d requred goals of success dats y some men beat their wives n d rest cos they r like "I paid my dues n I give evrytin so........." U knw d rest dear my aunt said there r more of street gals dan home gals this days n I remember wat 1 of my ex gfs said "Who wan suffer I no fit ooo" bt d irony of it is dat she is still sufferin I rest my case

Nuezha:


Crap! Go grow up.

lmao u r still a teenager I guess n if u quote me again u wld jst continue 2 a child u r happynewyr in advance

I tire 4 many nigerians even some talkin trash in d name of praisin d little work of a govnor dat is nt actually his doin dat shld be his responsibility of been a govnor development shld be 4 evry1 n evrywhere nt a selectd few or places all d tins he(fashola) hs done shld be seen as responsibilities nt achievements cos dat is y d masses voted 4 him some1 ws talkin trash dat hw cn he pay #600thousand on tax n some1 pays 50k n expect d same development lmao ws it written in any place or even in d tax account dat there is rich man tax n poor man tax? Weda rich or poor d total money collectd shld be 4 d best interest of all nt 4 only d rich afterall no 1 created riches n no 1 made poverty n all fingers r nt equal bt accordin 2 1s ability so y d celebration pls vote d right person 4 us 2 progress n develop properly

Nairalanders instead of advicin d op some of u r talkin trash @op manup I mean be a man confront d gal n tell her nicely dat u r nt interestd also tell ur parents u r nt interestd n tell dem d reason y n ensure u tell ur parents 2 call d attention of d gal's family on d situation den if d family of d gal insist on u marryin d gal then bring in a religious n spiritual figure 2 arrest d situation n make an agreement dat u wld take d child if only d child is urs afta physical n DNA test leave d interrogation 2 d gal's parents so far u knw d baby is nt urs remember this is an issue dat shld nt be taken lightly

natureblack:
Water ......



It helps,most expecially the hairy yanshs....there will always be fragment of sh*t trapped by hair,so that's where water plays a vital role











I can't believe I just wrote that....

lwkmd very correct seconded then use tissue 2 dry bt if there is no tissue WATER all d way no time ooo

WWWoOKLOADEDoTK:
Lol

MUST SEE, VIDEO OF THE DAY
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cn u be serious in ur life 4 once so u jst want us 2 watch blue film abi mtchewwww

Nuezha:


A father does not have the right to his GROWN UP (above 18yrs) girl child sexuality. Maybe in your father's house such happen. Anyways, sh.t happens! He might even get down below as a gaenacologist.

lmao hilarious tell me ur dad or mum does nt hv d right 2 knw if u r in d hospital wit cancer or u r HIV positive or ur sister ws raped even above 18 does ur mum or dad hv 2 go under there 2 knw weda she ws raped or nt?

DaLexyAnn:


You're wrong dear.

For some people, words are everything. We all have different ways of receiving love.
For some of us, words can build a meaningful basis for love.

I'm not talking about flattery now, but genuine words of encouragement.

Words Reflect The Heart Dear

u r very correct bt wen it comes 2 d matters of d hrt u especially in a relationship weda marriage, datin, courtship etc its gud u put ur words in2 motion or actions so dat d person will hv no reason 2 doubt hw much u love him or her cos there will be a point wen words will hold no meanin if its nt justified by actions

Lala247:


A serious girl would know it takes more than saying those words.

Whats the points saying i love u n all dat then you go and cheat ? It has to be both words n actions.

Seconded bt pls tell me d % needed in ur own perception

Nuezha:
A father does not have the right to ask whether her grown up daughter is still a virgin.

Boys, not men, ask silly questions as this.

If a woman truly is, she will tell you by popping it up in the middle of an apparently dissimilar conversation to clear the air where there's relationship suspicion.

And she will also tell if she is not and why she is not. But above all, some things are better left unsaid.

Of course I believe you have an idea of the kind of girls I'm talking about. I do not expect you to go pop up this question to a woman in a brothel.

Years ago, a girlfriend told me she lost her virginity to an operation which her parents witnessed and were both surprised she still was.

Please guys don't take our girls for a ride, they must be treated with great respect.

We accuse them of what we made of them. HYPOCRITES!!

4 d fact ur dad didn't ask ur sisters does nt mean he does nt hv d right infact he has all d right 2 do so if u r a christain n ur read ur bible well u will knw dat parents r God's representatives on earth even Christ our Lord n Saviour ws under parents so who r u a mere mortal 2 say ur father or ur mother does nt hv d right. Seems u dnt rely knw wat is actually virginity d biology definition is nt d actual meanin d meanin simply is a situation where 1 does nt hv carnal knowledge of d opposite sex or anoda 2 2 finalise in dis world 2day it is difficult 2 see honest pple talk more of ladies or gal on daily basis gals take guys 4 a ride because d guy is nice honest n inexperienced if u look at d current topics u wld see a topic where a gal took a guy 4 a ride am nt sayin u shld nt be a gentleman bt there is time 4 evrytin

Lolz still laughin well its a sad story bt @op u cn still let go doesnt mean dat u r stupid or is nt worth it fine she hs disrespectd misbehaved n stupidly didn't see her wrongdoin bt jst let go even if u go 2 meet d gal's mum trust me she won't give u dat money cos she will say u helpd her 2 cheat n u r a bad influence 4 givin her d money 2 sort so like I said let it go women r nt worth d stress jst work hard, study well n make it in life dnt be suprised dat d gal might end up wit a riffraff n u my frnd will be flyin in high colors. As 4 d gals dat r makin noise dat 6k is nt money or some guys use it pay 4 their galfrnds' hair do u knw wat it takes 2 earn money even 5naira smh 4 d fact a guy gives u money is because he wants 2 help u cos u can't afford 2 do ur hair which makes u cheap at d moment bt normally if u rely r industrious n hardworkin u as a woman shld afford 2 do ur hair or dnt go 2 d salon @all so dnt come here makin noise bt tink bout ur life n hw 2 bcome a beta person nt been lousy n lazy n waitin 4 sme1 2 pay ur bills d same person will Bleep d shit out of u n show hw cheap n generous u r with ur body(pussy) 2 d world make hay while d sun shines

4 those who use d european life 2 make comments africa is africa u cnt take away d tradition or culture of d pple white men n their folks might nt value d institution of marriage n moral values bt here in africa we respect n observe dat so dat is y we r diff 4 d white folks weda u like it or nt a woman witout a crown(husband) is nt respectd even in her village she cnt speak wen elders r talkin even if she is an elder so we value our customs n values

Agent8706:
How this one wan take solve my problem now? I tell funke say I travel go kaduna for christmas, hoping I go escape her high christmas demand expenses, this morning she land my domot knock door with plate of rice, my mumu friend open without confirming who dey knock from window! 2 tins dey mind mind now, either she didn't believe me or.... I hope its not what am thinking! Walahi I go kill Mathias if I smell fowl play.

hahaha lwkmd

Lwkmd nawa ooo @op r u christain u need 2 be close 2 God so dat d flaws of been human cn be controld we r also spiritbeings inside so tins cld happen on both sides I mean physical n spiritual so 2 be on d safe side u need 2 be close 2 God so u will be fine @ all times merry xmas

IdomaLikita:


....And if the Sponsors refuse to call them to Order? Govt should then continue to beg their sponsors till they agree?

Just imagine Xi Jinping begging the Head of the Uyghur Ethnic Group to call His boys to order after the stabbing of multiple pedestrians in Beijing! Or begging the Dalai Lama to call his people to order when Tibetans begin to misbehave!
Oga! You apparently have not held a Leadership position before, because if you have, you will know that once you delegate any duty, you will not sleep peacefully until it is done! Most times, the person calls you to tell you of his setbacks and the onus falls one you to find alternatives and breakthroughs! Eventually, you end up doing the task yourself! That is why leaders take all the CREDIT when the mission is accomplished!
you don't assign critical wedding plans to your bestman and go to bed hoping to wake up in the morning and see everything set, then when things flop, you tell your guests "Oh! My Bestman bleeped up, he aint reliable"!

If by now, the C-in-C has not finished consuming loads and loads of Military Books and Journals to sharpen himself, saying "Oh no problem, the Service Chiefs will take care of it" then he's a joke! I finished "The Prince" and "The Art of War" at 16! I see younger kids consuming bigger books these days and it gives me joy!
VERSATILITY IS A CORE ATTRIBUTE OF ANY LEADER!
Read! Read! Read!
Joseph Stalin was known to cover 1000pgs in a Day(despite the challenges of Governing the USSR)
President Theodore Roosevelt) was rumoured to have finished Leon Tolstoy's "War and Peace" in a Night while looking after Prisoners in his care!
Plenty Plenty Plenty Stories abound!

Situations make people!
You assumed the position as a Gentleman doesn't stop you from vacating it as the most Rugged in History! (Churchill, F.D. Roosevelt), its a challenge!

If you read such books, you'll know a lot to challenge your generals which will put them on their toes!

What about a Tour of the affected area to show strength?
Are you afraid for your safety? Abraham Lincoln was killed in Washington of all places oh! While Bush and Blair entered Afghanistan and out!
What about the National Awards? A Soldier was shown last month fighting BH with his bare hands, yet he isn't considered worthy for an award, instead Thieves and Crooks are awarded yearly! How do you boost morale? For each Cowardly Soldier facing a Courtmarshall, a Brave one should be Decorated Publicly!
BUT HE IS WAITING FOR THE MILITARY TO DO SO!

January is our Armed Forces Remembrance Time! Is their a Crime in Organizing a Huge Parade to redeem our battered internation reputation?

It is as if He has conceded that the NorthEast is no longer part of the Country He swore to protect!

Nobody HATES you! They only hate your Actions(which are becoming annoying by the day)

well said u r d son of ur father