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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Chichi Shows Off Her Buttocks As She Marks Her 23rd Birthday (Pix) by Lumina1702(m): 6:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
Photographers dey see something o....but in all honesty, this is an odious and insane advertorial of imbecility

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Put My Picture On Her WhatsApp Status by Lumina1702(m): 9:54am On Mar 03, 2022
OP, please get a life and channel your interest into making the relationship work.Do you have plans to marry her or just want her to confirm U as her territorial Lord and Master? Finally, cancel that fallacy of hasty conclusion you have about Catholic girls

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Romance / Re: Hisbah Commission Weds Two Repentant Sex Workers In Bauchi (photos) by Lumina1702(m): 9:47pm On Feb 21, 2022
Imagine this gworo-chewing gigolo allocated to a beautiful glass wearing lady... Marriage, sometimes dey pass complimenting of each other

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Politics / Re: How Many Leaders In Nigeria Can Do This? by Lumina1702(m): 5:55pm On Feb 21, 2022
When they gather to wine ,dine and discuss about looting the treasury; facemask and covid-19 issues they force down our throats hardly crosses their numbskulls

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Crime / Re: Troops Rescue 8 Kidnapped Victims In Benue (photos) by Lumina1702(m): 2:03pm On Feb 20, 2022
Why kidnap already traumatized citizens..I beg to say these released person's had no " valuable incentives attached to them" by their fellow natives... Thank God they were released earlier than normal or else body parts selling would have been the order of the day
Family / Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Lumina1702(m): 6:37pm On Feb 19, 2022
I can relate with the experience of the writer following my18hours ordeal at the Police Station in Abraka after the day's lecture.My inability to sort the ugly and foul-mouthed woman officer led me to be "posted" to one of the 2 cells (See how the inmates dey wait for me like #1 on the NBA draft list)..My empty pocket and inability to pay the cell tax(written on the wall with wax) sentenced me to a reception party where about 13 inmates gave me 2 blows each on my bent back before I was instructed to watch and hang on an Imaginary TV..(Pigeon holes not upto 5cm deep): As I lay on the ground; na so men dey come do marksmanship with their urine into one 10 litre gallon..I surprise when OC torture wake everybody up around 2am say one winch dey our midst... Come,see Prayers o, especially from one abandoned inmate wey consume the better eba and egusi soup my aunt sent me... Finally,bail wasnt free for a case the police had no jurisdiction over.( The male students in our hostel (Block A,B,C)were taken away on a spurious claim of illegal connection of cables among the blocks. (In all, I learnt the value of freedom

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Politics / Re: Workers On GL 12, Below Should Not Resume – FG Warns Ministers, Agency Heads by Lumina1702(m): 5:31am On Feb 02, 2021
When last did Boss Mustapha work directly from his office? I hate to hear him sound like the harbinger of doom over this covid issue... Sir, get a life and stop attending PTF press conferences... I am tired of your lockdown threats

Crime / Re: "I Killed My Girlfriend Used The Proceed To Buy Beer"- Osun Ritual Killer by Lumina1702(m): 8:37pm On Jan 07, 2021
The number 1 candidate for the devil's apprentice of the new year. Beer and highness; combined Pull a man down team since free thinking evolved

Sports / Re: Man United Complete The Signing Of Amad Diallo Traore by Lumina1702(m): 8:29pm On Jan 07, 2021
wonderful acquisition

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Travel / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Lumina1702(m): 7:08pm On Aug 26, 2020
How can I forget the most exciting experience of my NYSC days.Just before I set out for my journey ; I thought of calling my mum to inform her of me coming home. However, I decided not to do so in case I don't make it home early and set her on panic mode.True to my intuition; the hold-up caused by bad roads , the beginning of Redeemed Church's December retreat and several diversions through narrow paths stalled our smooth drive and made me get to Benin by 6pm.From there, I connected to Agbor in order to sleep over at Abraka with the boys in my former hostel.Few drivers expressed interest to connect to ABK at that hour because of the deadly robbery that took place on the road the previous day.Finally, one ,with an Audi 80, decided to load but not without drama. With 3 apprehensive passengers at the back seat; he accepted a fourth passenger to seat at the front with a big "Hausa" goat and two others in the boot. Silence in the vehicle , along quiet and notorious spots, was broken intermittently with the goats lashing and bleating out," Baa, baa,baa.......baa" at intervals. Though a comic relief in moments of uncertainty; I only managed to laugh out loud when I disembarked at ABK at about 10:30pm

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Family / Re: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by Lumina1702(m): 5:43pm On Apr 29, 2020
What on earth were u thinking when u accepted to marry a lady who was " 3 months pregnant " and not for u ? What took u so long to ascertain her educational qualifications? Were there no pictures to corroborate her claims? I feel your pain and don't wish anyone what's going through your mind.

Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Lumina1702(m): 10:20am On Apr 18, 2020
A visually impaired guy ( nicknamed, 'Man') in my community walks unaided to and from his house. It was rumoured that a great herbalist rubbed his eyes with something when he lost his sight.He recognises everyone by name and voice( despite my irregular visits) and will engage u on all u need to know about traditional history and social events. He dials and saves contacts on his phone without assistance same way he sells fuel in gallons without spilling it on the ground.. He is a crowd favorite anytime and any day...#Ogbagu-Ogume to the world#

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Family / Re: Let Go Of Your Past by Lumina1702(m): 7:57pm On Dec 21, 2019
UZOAMAKA...I can't believe we didn't get married... I will always love U
Politics / Re: I Have Received Request To Dethrone Emir Sanusi – Ganduje by Lumina1702(m): 10:30pm On Dec 19, 2019
What happened to " spiritual powers" traditional rulers are believed to possess? I thought by now this governor should have travelled abroad in search of cure for an incurable sickness....Ganduje is hellbent on wiping out the achievements and legacies of the ancient kingdom

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Lumina1702(m): 7:04pm On Nov 24, 2019
GGMU 2-2
Politics / Re: Beyelsa Election: Douye Diri Asks INEC To Declare Him Winner Of Poll by Lumina1702(m): 9:07am On Nov 19, 2019
Why is it so difficult for the average Nigerian politician to accept defeat?
He is just recycling the server issue again from the standpoint of his formatted brain after being thoroughly beaten.
Recycled politicians, recycled votes and recycled opinions as always

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Gorgeous In Bra Top by Lumina1702(m): 5:09pm On Oct 31, 2019
Op, Y the stupid emphasis on " she bares cleavage"? Y not say a word on her beauty or acting skills rather than stress on her sexiness...
So much for sex and the Nigerian mind

Celebrities / Re: Kelly Sampa Bags Peace Achievers International Award by Lumina1702(m): 12:43pm On Oct 15, 2019
Pls, who is he? An academic, medical or fraudulent doctor? Eager to know...

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Health / Re: Caring For Yourself And Baby As a First Time Mum by Lumina1702(m): 2:15pm On Oct 13, 2019
U are on point.. Breastfeeding is d key..So excited to see my daughter grow healthy and fit daily..[quote author=emeijeh post=

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Politics / Re: Alleged $3m Bribe: Farouk Lawan Files No-case Submission(photos) by Lumina1702(m): 8:44am On Oct 12, 2019
Ozekhome again! So much for defending the rich at the detriment of the poor and forming " wailing voice in the wilderness "

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Romance / Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Lumina1702(m): 2:25pm On Sep 28, 2019
I can't thank God enough for delivering me from kneeling down to receive marriage blessings from my ex's lover and pastor... Now, I know why ' Daddy'' did all he could to bind us together but my ancestors rebelled against it coming to fruition by ensuring she personally thwarted every attempt to make it work. Sometimes , I attribute the ministry's stagnant growth and her continued singleness to the illicit relationship...

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo: "Nicolas Pepe Has Put Fear Into Arsenal Rivals" by Lumina1702(m): 7:56pm On Sep 12, 2019
When he has not played against the top 4?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Soon Produce Graduates Who Can't Speak English — Senator Okorocha by Lumina1702(m): 8:03pm On Jul 18, 2019
I served in Ifo LGA and won't forget in a hurry how during a literature class ,a student wrote "Sizwe Banzi went to defecate a urine
(I taught ss2 and ss3 in a public school in ayetoro,yewa North,Ogun state in my nysc days. I can attest to the fact that though my ss3 students were about writing waec/neco exams,more than 80 percent of them could neither speak nor write in English language even though they "copy notes". I have always wondered if it is the same waec,neco and jamb that every part of the country is writing!!![/quote]

Health / Re: 10 Most Common Misconceptions About Acne (Pimples) by Lumina1702(m): 1:24pm On Jul 13, 2019
U didn't include chewing of groundnuts as a major cause of acne...I ignored that line of thought because I couldn't do without g-nut while soaking...

Religion / Re: Returning Souls Or Body Stealers: Can Dead People Return? by Lumina1702(m): 4:47pm On Jul 04, 2019
charlsecy:
Genetics.
...U may give any name to it but u need to visit my community to see and hear countless tales on this issue of reincarnation.. It's not surprising to see a granddaughter claiming to have birthed her late ancestor or children not eating a particular food because of the circumstances that brought them into the world...Just my views based on first hand experience
Religion / Re: Returning Souls Or Body Stealers: Can Dead People Return? by Lumina1702(m): 6:31am On Jul 04, 2019
Christians will be quick to dismiss the idea of reincarnation as a farce but in truth it's a reality. My brief stay in the village prior to my NYSC exposed me to the stark reality of reincarnation/returning bodies in our time...My dad passed on in March 2002 and my uncle's wife put to bed a son in August.... During my first visit to his house on independence day 2010; he said to me "See your father".... The boy was a carbon copy of my dad,behaved gently and differently from others and already had same stylish writing as my dad ...I left for my house with many questions to ask on the last day

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Romance / Re: Guy Refuses To Give His Roommate And Girlfriend Privacy (Photos) by Lumina1702(m): 5:18pm On Jun 24, 2019
It could be that his friend actually ignored existing house rules...I can't forget how I had to barge into the room where my roommate had been chatting with a girl and describing every face in an album for over 4 hours despite the fact that all the boys in the hostel had just returned from 17 hours detention at the police station in Abraka...

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