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Politics / Re: Gov. Udom Inspects New Terminal Building At Uyo Airport. by Lynx001: 11:45pm On Dec 11, 2019
.jst to build that warehoure nai dem carry expatriates. Mtcheeew.
all this protototype/model na scam. They are finer than the real project. Its jst lyk when u barb hair finish then u will be looking lyk drake when the barber have use powder and deceive u. when u reach haux u will resemble nairamarley.

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Politics / Re: Sharia Law Should Be Taught In Nigerian Schools With Arabic Language — Cjn Tanko by Lynx001: 11:29pm On Dec 11, 2019
IDeyNL:
It's a welcome development. They should implement it in SW schools.

We Yoruba Muslims are patiently waiting for sharia in Yorubaland.

Alamdulilahi.
.if u want it. Build islamic schools and teach them there. As for sharia will it apply to only muslims in the sw if it is implemented. The same way the mosaic law was 4 the isrealite. I doubt because as it stands i cant drink alcohol in some northern states neither can my sis wear short gown even tho we are nt muslims. neither can we practice our faith freely. If that is what will happen in sw ask urself is it fair. But if the law is for just muslims and can punish jagaban for milking lagos. Then am in.

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Politics / Re: Imo Emerges Least Corrupt State In Nigeria by Lynx001: 11:18pm On Dec 11, 2019
.i dont think Data from 33067 persons frm 36 states is enough to draw conclusion. but 4 kogi its enough.
igbo amaka
Politics / Re: Africans No Longer Need Visa To Enter Nigeria, Buhari Announces In Egypt by Lynx001: 11:09pm On Dec 11, 2019
.i hope i can enter SA Without visa. Or kenya. u said u closed border to curb illegak movement of people and arms. Nw u have declared naija open. Come anytym. Wetin consign me. Nobody will come sef.
Crime / Re: Commotion As Young Lady Runs Mad In Lagos After Sleeping Overnight With A Man by Lynx001: 8:27pm On Dec 11, 2019
beresponsible:
Nothing. Get the way prick go sweet the babe go behave like mad person.
.lol. ur comment and ur monicker are 2 different things.
but that ur talk make sense o
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Returns To Instagram, Says He Is Not A Yahoo Boy by Lynx001: 11:52pm On Dec 10, 2019
He was arrested for operating an unlicensed BDC. efcc should nt make it sound as if he is a yahoo boy

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Pens Lovely Message To Daughter, Isabella As She Turns 11 by Lynx001: 11:45pm On Dec 10, 2019
.Annie idibia: My dear issabella as u grow up. Avoid men lyk ur fada to avoid being babymamarized.
Romance / Re: Angry Nigerian Muslim Woman Confronts Pastor, Removes His Microphone (Photos) by Lynx001: 10:12pm On Dec 10, 2019
Her face though.
Culture / Re: Why Is Igbo Language Going Extinct? by Lynx001: 5:52pm On Dec 10, 2019
Its u that will go extinct IJN. Even here in ph its spoken talk more of S/E States.

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Celebrities / Re: We Had World Cup, You Had Cardi B – AKA Shades Nigerian Man by Lynx001: 2:01pm On Dec 10, 2019
because of one woman wey i no sabi. Africa dey fight.
We have davido u hv aka
Celebrities / Re: "How Am I Still Single" - DJ Cuppy Wears Wedding Gown by Lynx001: 1:50pm On Dec 10, 2019
..Na waoo. This gal need beta manager. Music no favour u. Dj no click. Her only hit söng na gelato wit zlatan. As aj win collect 30bll. U com dey wear gown.
abeg go find mr eazi
Sports / Re: Slovenian Club Sacks Nigerian Player For Impregnating President’s Daughter by Lynx001: 11:22pm On Dec 09, 2019
-player cannot score goal in peace again.

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Politics / Re: List Of Most Corrupt Government Agencies In Nigeria by Lynx001: 11:17pm On Dec 09, 2019
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Romance / Re: Mention Dat Nairaland Girl U Want To Get Married In 2020 by Lynx001: 10:17pm On Dec 09, 2019
Cc. Pocohontas
Sports / Re: Bernd Leno Wins Arsenal Player Of The Month For November by Lynx001: 9:35pm On Dec 09, 2019
.That shows that the keeper is receiving shot. And its nt supposed 2 b lyk dat 4 a big club.
Crime / Re: Mompha Regains Freedom by Lynx001: 8:47pm On Dec 09, 2019
.Nawao. Im wear fendi shirts. I have a feeling this guy will be using versace handkerchief,gucci socks.
*puts on his gussi shirts, louis vulture trouser,nika pams.* goes to watch arsenal match*
Travel / Re: My Experience Living And Working In The UAE by Lynx001: 8:29pm On Dec 09, 2019
AMERICAN ONLINE FORUM
My name is kelly sanders. I want to tell u my experience living and working in the uae.
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bill george. Wow nice. Continue.
mark sanderson:be a good citizen. We are waiting for more updates on the thread.
kelly sanders: sorry for keeping you waiting.
*continues story*
NIGERIAN ONLINE FORUM
my name is champagnemami let me tell you my living and working experience in uae.
*..,.........' ,........*
mr ike:my brother is in uae. his line is not going. How do i locate him.
femi:am a graduate of unilag. Bsc poultry science. how do i get tanzanian visa.
ahmed:stupid arabs. Y dem seize ur passports. Slave trade.
okoro:u fit marry wife there.
peter: cöntact me for congo visa.
slaymama: op i prefèr kuwait.(hijacks thread. Release her own story).
johnbull.slaymama pls should i do my masters in kuwait or greece.
akpan. Johnbull ur papa. U no hear say greece get new president. No more student visa.
tayo. Cöntact me 4 bitcoins.
NAIJA WHY!!!

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Crime / Re: Graduate Hacks Government Database And Employed Himself by Lynx001: 7:16pm On Dec 06, 2019
Silverbird man of the year

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Crime / Re: NURTW Official Dies While Chasing Vehicle In Ondo by Lynx001: 8:18pm On Dec 05, 2019
Overzealous agbero
Celebrities / Re: Hot! Teni Goes To Third Mainland Bridge To Promote Her Show by Lynx001: 10:56pm On Dec 04, 2019
Onyi22:
Trying so hard to stay relevant, she don dy fade
is lyk ur phone doesnt download music so u dönt know the top artistes now. U rely on that guy that sells cd on ur street to play music b4 u hear. And unforunately he is still Playing wizkid ojuelegba. I hope he plays teni söng so that u can b current.
Celebrities / Re: Who Rock This Hairstyle Better? Naira Marley Or Lilkesh. Photos by Lynx001: 10:50pm On Dec 04, 2019
i see 2 mopsticks.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Tony Elumelu, Wizkid And Jidenna At The Red Tv Rave Party In Lagos by Lynx001: 9:17pm On Dec 02, 2019
..See as i black for the picture. am in the 2nd picture. Look at d crowd. Am the 2nd pesin in the front row.


b4 i forget, uba should change their color. Their branches look lyk shrine. Red everwhere.
Celebrities / Re: N10million Before Midnight And I Would Smoke On The Quran – Etinosa (video) by Lynx001: 9:05pm On Dec 02, 2019
na me mumu sef. Y am i commenting in this nonsense. Ur supplier dey efcc wey u dey fyn 10m to bail am. When u use bible anybody giv u money.
but wait o. Pastors burn shrines with the idols. Is it nt equivalent to wat she is doing. Am jst asking o
Politics / Re: David Lyon Visits TB Joshua (Photos) by Lynx001: 7:37pm On Dec 01, 2019
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Crime / Re: Man Who Molested A Mad Woman Asked To Choose Between Going To Jail Or Marry Her by Lynx001: 11:59pm On Nov 30, 2019
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Health / Re: My Son Speech Is Not Clear. by Lynx001: 11:36pm On Nov 30, 2019
Alennsar:


My son does not have the above mentioned symptoms except for the speech issues. He is very brilliant and writes very well. He plays well too both with his sister and his classmates. He always lead his class, even his behavior is very normal but the speech is not very clear.
. gud to hear that. He will overgrow it. Or better still see a paediatrist. I thought it was learning problems lyk dyslexia and autism. But frm ur post he doesnt hv them

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Health / Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Lynx001: 10:08pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.

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Health / Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Lynx001: 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
grin.. Team abstinence. Nothing sweet pass when you are having hiv Symptoms but you are not scared.
but the guy far below me@lamasta. U said pesin can gt hiv without knacking.
if na play stop am oo

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Politics / Re: Dolapo And Yemi Osinbajo’s Wedding Picture (Throwback) by Lynx001: 9:54pm On Nov 30, 2019
See as im face sober.. See as im dey look im wife br*ast. 2 things are involved.
he spent his last cash for ur wedding.
or he drank viagra before his wedding and he is imagining how he will drill the oil well.
Health / Re: My Son Speech Is Not Clear. by Lynx001: 6:13am On Nov 29, 2019
oxypress:


@Lynx001: Oga na talk bring talk o.
The 7yr old you are describing here; that writes dogs for gods, d for b, ......p for d ......V for A has dyslexia. Dyslexia is a form of brain damage. The important thing to know is that they can use hyperbaric oxygen therapy to treat this condition. Waiting and watching patiently does not solve problems. It will rather be a waste of opportunity to treat. More info to you if interested.
. tnx 4 d correction. but other symptoms apart frm writing issues are autistic symptoms. Autistic children talk lyk they are singing. Tnx for the correction anyway
Politics / Re: Buhari Approves N19 Billion For Road Projects In FCT, Kano, Oyo And Osun by Lynx001: 6:05am On Nov 29, 2019
evn if he does all the federal roads in the country. Pipul wont still lyk him. reasön. The ecönomy. Majority of niggerians are poor. They jst prices of goods to return to normal.
anyways kudos to them. Those east west road. Jönathan releasf 110 billion 4 it. Our brother orubebe was in charge. Mike onolememen Was min of works. Y dem no complete am. after u go say north dey kill us

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Health / Re: My Son Speech Is Not Clear. by Lynx001: 11:34pm On Nov 28, 2019
.He might be autistic. Does he simplify sentences. e.g instead of mummy want to buy me buiscuit. He says mummy buy biscuit in an unclear manner.or mummy me watch cartoon. most tym pipul close to them understand them perfectly. One i know is 7years. He says what a 7yr old is supposed to say. But only we that stay with him understand his speech. my friend say he speaks swahili. Bt na english oo. Lol.
it also affect their writing. They are not gud at it. They cant comprehend words. Their letters face backwards. b luks lyk d. Be patient with him. Even if it affect his academics giv him xtra care. Did i 4gt to add that they love music and drawing. My personal research tho. I advice u stll gt professional advice.

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