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Education / Re: Chidiogo Jane Onoh Emerges BPE's Best Essay Writer by Lynx001: 10:29pm On Nov 28, 2019
sec school our head dey hot. We beleived educatiom was the key 2 succes. Only to grow up and see that govt have change the padlock.
to my fellow eastern sis.
imeela
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Visits Kibera, Africa's Largest Slum (Photos) by Lynx001: 9:12pm On Nov 28, 2019
Eagle island, diobu ph. na d biggest
Travel / Re: 20 Facts About Airports, Airlines And Air Travelling by Lynx001: 7:12pm On Nov 28, 2019
.21. Portharcourt airport is the worst in the world.

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Sports / Re: Photo Of Lionel Messi Receiving Yellow Card by Lynx001: 6:20pm On Nov 28, 2019
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Business / Re: SEPLAT Contravenes Local Content Policy With Foreign MD by Lynx001: 2:23pm On Nov 28, 2019
...Our obsession with oyibo sef. Na so one gov wan hire my guy 2 commision project cos im fair.
Agriculture / Re: Nigeria Is World’s Largest Producer Of Yam In FAO Ranking ― FG by Lynx001: 8:12pm On Nov 27, 2019
psucc:
World producer of yam? FAO has started going blind. A mid size yam goes for N300-N500.

Anyway we will soon carry first on rice production.

#AllNaAudio
it should sell for N50 bèfore u agree abi

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Sports / Re: Arsenal: Nuno Espirito Santo Becomes Favorite To Replace Unai Emery by Lynx001: 7:05am On Nov 27, 2019
Even if na siasia i no mind. Make emery comot

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Politics / Re: Senate Bill Recognising Males As Rape Victims Passes Second Reading by Lynx001: 6:48am On Nov 27, 2019
cyrilamx:
Going by ur assertion, the female victim of rape is also culpable for getting wet and her legs open for penetration. Dont u think?
Maybe. But geting wet is not a component of rape.d main issue is the penetratiom which is carried out by the male. Maybe women will be charged for facilitating easy entry by getting wet.
Politics / Re: Senate Bill Recognising Males As Rape Victims Passes Second Reading by Lynx001: 6:25am On Nov 27, 2019
LegendHero:


Really, if I am a girl will you say this?
no i wönt. because 4 rape 2 occur the raper has to penetrate the rapee
Politics / Re: Senate Bill Recognising Males As Rape Victims Passes Second Reading by Lynx001: 6:03am On Nov 27, 2019
LegendHero:
Aunty Folake is in trouble!

She defiled me when I was in J.S.S1, I will make sure I report her if this bill is eventually passed!

Thank God they are also removing the statute of limitation, she will not escape the punishment of the emotional trauma she put me through!

Laelae
.But how your preeq take stand. U are also at fault

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Politics / Re: Senate Bill Recognising Males As Rape Victims Passes Second Reading by Lynx001: 6:00am On Nov 27, 2019
Udeme use to play with my mej as a kid. When this things hapen to mem we dont talk. If na women we no go hear word. She will roll mine into a doughnut shape. I will nt see the head again.
one day she pound pepper 4gt to clean hand com do me d tin. I will neva 4gt that day.

uuhuuuuuh,aaaaaah mummy my wewe ooo. My wewe oo. I will sue her for rape and attempted murder

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army And Police Seen Exercising Their Muscles by Lynx001: 8:48pm On Nov 26, 2019
sweetonugbu:
Naija has turned to COMEDY central
.nigeria na God cartoon in heaven

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Business / Re: $300M BUA Sugar Factory In Kwara Is Nearing Completion. PHOTOS by Lynx001: 7:00pm On Nov 26, 2019
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Literature / Re: What Inspires You To Write? by Lynx001: 7:07am On Nov 26, 2019
WEED
Politics / Re: In 2011, Buhari Vowed To Serve For Only One Term If Elected by Lynx001: 7:03am On Nov 26, 2019
Minemrys:

is the cpc not apc or under said umbrella of apc? Stop twisting tales to favor ur candidate. We aint stylistic fools.
Cant you see the sarcarsm in my post. Do i sound lyk i support an audio govt.

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Politics / Re: Higher Revenue, Reduced Fuel Usage, Rice Production Are Gains Of Border Closure by Lynx001: 6:17am On Nov 26, 2019
fg stops import of frozen products. If coastline state go into fish production and processing will they die?. if my state imo establish big poultries. give loans to upcoming ones. Establish freezing equipment shebi the gov will die after 3days?. Even lga chairmen can do this. local rice millers took advantage of the border closure to increase the price since they know we have no choice.
even the flour we produce locally is not all that local because my bro who works at bua told me that they import the wheat from northern europe. What are nöthern govs doing apart frm shouting sai bäba.

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Romance / Re: I Have Messed Up My Life by Lynx001: 2:57am On Nov 26, 2019
Op u said u had 1900 for 1week feeding. Chisos.
rivers state no gt commisioners. Lemme submit ur name 4 screening as commisioner of finance

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Family / Re: Do U Have Relatives Who Are Not From Either Your Father's Or Your Mother's Side? by Lynx001: 12:14am On Nov 26, 2019
In nigeria they are called brODA. stress the last syllable
Events / Re: Lady Buried In A “Nigerian Airline” Casket In Edo (Photos) by Lynx001: 12:00am On Nov 26, 2019
Correctgist:
Edo people and flying tongue
as she no enter plane go italy when she dey alive make she manage that one.
Chai.
even spirit wan leave nigeria.


edoairways..since 1218
Food / Re: I Went Hunting Today (PHOTO) by Lynx001: 11:37pm On Nov 25, 2019
Fentanyl:
Spoils of war grin
. Where do u stay. Ur hauz near forest
Politics / Re: In 2011, Buhari Vowed To Serve For Only One Term If Elected by Lynx001: 10:49pm On Nov 25, 2019
If elected under the umbrella of cpc he will do 1 term. now he is in apc. So all other agreememt are null and void.

yeye politicians

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Politics / Re: Ojukwu The Owner Of Bori Camp In Rivers State? by Lynx001: 10:36pm On Nov 25, 2019
Krak:


Its a verifiable fact that Ojukwu alone owns 5 percent of Lagos while other Igbos own the remaining 95 percent.
hustle ooo make u no go dey drag pipul state. Lagos na yoruba state. Igbos and other tribe do business their.
mainly we the igbos shaaa.

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Politics / Re: The Most Selfless Politician In Nigeria by Lynx001: 10:24pm On Nov 25, 2019
.Lol. his pipul dragged him to enter politics. 9ja politicians and their slangs.my pipul called me.mtcheew.
as 4 d most selfles 9ja politicians they are 12 in number



the last one died on august 8 1992

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Health / Re: Doctor Godwin Maduka Arrives Nigeria For Igbere TV Award by Lynx001: 10:21pm On Nov 25, 2019
Them go soön talk hw u launder 15millusd$ just to pull u down.

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Politics / Re: Federal Government Unveils Its Sexual Offenders Register by Lynx001: 10:10pm On Nov 25, 2019
From VP To registrar of sexual offenders register. no conditiön permament.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria May Become First Fourth World Country-sobowale by Lynx001: 9:52pm On Nov 25, 2019
At least we carry 1st for somtin. the guy about 6 place above me.@jah sharön saying china bla bla bla bla u are already in the 6th world. Nigerha wil sòon come and meet yhu there. By that tym u will be in the 10th world.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Disobeyed 40 Court Orders, Says Amnesty International’s Lawyer by Lynx001: 9:37pm On Nov 25, 2019
Lol im dey count am. But this judges suprise me. They will giv order go8 will nt obey. The same govt will come to the court and look for stay of execution(injuction) they will grant it. If fg go to another court and file fresh charges or renew sowore cöntract with DSS FC By anoda 45 days another court will entertain the case nd may grant it. Without asking dem to go bak and obey d 1st one.
.cönfused executive/judiciary

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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Shares DM From Instagram Follower Worried That She Is Not Married by Lynx001: 9:18pm On Nov 25, 2019
Skyfornia:
Give the young man a chance... they might say marriage is not an achievement...agreed. But we all need someone we will grow old with.
. She is growing old with nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Shares DM From Instagram Follower Worried That She Is Not Married by Lynx001: 9:16pm On Nov 25, 2019
The pesin don chop bellefull.
owu dey blow u. U dey blow timeline

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Crime / Re: Man Defrauds US-Based Online Girlfriend With The Help Of A Lady And Another Man by Lynx001: 9:14pm On Nov 25, 2019
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Crime / Re: 7 Enugu Yahoo Yahoo Boys Sent To Prison by Lynx001: 7:58pm On Nov 25, 2019
Bentley diego kwa. Wetin rêferee no go see for VAR
Crime / Re: Plateau Lawmaker Says 'yahoo Yahoo' Boys Make More Money Than Politicians by Lynx001: 7:34pm On Nov 25, 2019
lwkm.
the crase man said that yahoo boys make möney cheaply and illegally THAN Politicians. So he agrees that they are both thieves. But his argument is who steals more. to me a politician is a yahoo boy that is 1.backed by law.
2. Politicians carry our money abroad. yahoo boys bring them back. 3. Politician use pen. yahoo boys use laptop. A yahoo boy is an upcoming politican.
las las na d same thing. e jst b lyk akamu and custard.

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