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Family / Re: Nairalanders Christmas Wishes For 2019. Maybe You Can Get It by lysim: 9:28am On Dec 13, 2019
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Family / Re: Post Your Christmas Wish Here, Maybe You'll Get Lucky by lysim: 1:22pm On Dec 12, 2019
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Family / Re: Type Your Christmas Wish Here, You Might Get Lucky. by lysim: 12:51pm On Dec 12, 2019
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Romance / Re: Prophecy! Prophecy!! Prophecy!!! by lysim: 9:12pm On Mar 04, 2017
Me please
Romance / Re: Prophecy! Prophecy!! Prophecy!!! by lysim: 3:51pm On Mar 04, 2017
Good afternoon
Romance / Re: Fate Of Ada by lysim: 6:53pm On Jan 23, 2017
Congrats, you deserved to be happy.
Romance / Re: Fate Of Ada by lysim: 8:16pm On Jan 19, 2017
Ghen ghen!
Love your story but pls make the updates longer.

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Family / Re: Check Out This Same Look; Siblings Photo Recreation After 28 Years by lysim: 11:24pm On Feb 29, 2016
mightyjj:
Lastma don tow d lorry ni *lolz
Lol
@Op, God bless and keep your family.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Barcelona: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd February 2016 by lysim: 3:16pm On Feb 23, 2016
Omo, dis thread fit reach 40pgs at d end of d match. Game never start e don reach here.

Well Arsenal, I still believe in miracles.
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lysim: 12:33pm On Feb 23, 2016
MissingBudget:
cheesy She's not ready for marriage. You should have married another dperson and let's watch her miss her dad when she's 35 years old.

Abi oh.

Btw op, caution her dad. Just 12:30pm, 4 times already? Which kind thing be dis sef? HML
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup (5 - 1) oN 21st February 2016 by lysim: 7:44pm On Feb 21, 2016
youngprof8787:
they are going out bro..NO English team is getting through this stage!..this is BUS STOP for england clubs as long as champions league is concerned! pathetic bunch!!

I just hope City goes thru to keep England hopes alive but for Arsenal & Chelsea,it will take a miracle.

I do believe in miracles though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup (5 - 1) oN 21st February 2016 by lysim: 7:20pm On Feb 21, 2016
Yustab:
then man city shld be ashamed of themself if they can't beat dynamo kiev

Gbam. Compare to Arsenal - Barca & Chelsea - PSG, Man City - Kiev is relatively easy.
Religion / Re: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by lysim: 2:48pm On Jan 31, 2016
Nice one op. God bless you.
Health / Re: My Experience With Weed by lysim: 1:18pm On Dec 01, 2013
Gofwane: Dis 1 hapnd 2 my frnd. We wer in his room smoking sk wen all of a sudden he stood up n ran 2 his sister's room. Nw his sista ws bathing her new born baby. so wen my guy reachd d room,he went straith 2 d wall n start pushing d wall. We heard hm yelling @ d top of his voice. We went der 2 c wt ws hpnng. D guy ws tellin his sista 2 pik hr baby n run outa da room cos da wall ws falling. We stood der lookin @ hm doin nutin cos we wer al high. My guy started crying beggin his sista 2 go out of d room, dat d wall is getin too heavy 4 him n he doesn't wnt it 2 release it because it will fall n kil d baby.

lol, very funny.

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Religion / Re: Some Muslims Will Make Heaven While Some Christians Will Not. by lysim: 9:25am On Dec 01, 2013
njokusboy: Op you got it wrong meen, Jesus christ said, "I am the way, the truth and the light, noone comes to the father except through me.... Now it means Jesus is the saviour, any other channel is the path of damnation... Jesus to the muslims is only a prophet, an old prophet at that, they believe his teachings are outdated and subscribe to the teaching of prophet muhammed whom they believe is the NEW prophet... They don't even believe Jesus is the son of God.. So you see.. It aint about believing in jesus or not, u have to acknowledge him as your lord and personal saviour... The bible further said that the name JESUS is the only name given to man, through which he can be saved... So there are two contending issues, "those verses completely dismiss the possibility of anoda saviour, hence you can't believe in Jesus and Mohammed at the same time, matter of fact, their principles are at variance, secondly, belief in the existence of Jesus aint enough, you have to accept him as the saviour...
One thing I can assure you is this, the sincere christians and sincere muslims have a different idea of heaven and they sure as hell aint going to the same place...

Gbam
Sports / Re: Odartey Lamptey Discovers 3 Children Not His by lysim: 6:33pm On Nov 30, 2013
Sad
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive...help Please........... by lysim: 9:21am On Nov 15, 2013
Please join the Trying to conceive a child (TTC) thread.
God is doing wonders there.

I don't know how to post link but its on the page
where you posted yours.

Good luck.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by lysim: 6:16pm On Nov 10, 2013
Elliotwiz1: Arsenal own dey make me vex pass, imagine say we win Dortmund for their home because we know say the match dey very important, the boys no wan comot for group stage so them play that match with their best efforts, why dem no play all their matches with that same amount of zeal?

Relax, match never end.
Hope still dey for Arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by lysim: 5:58pm On Nov 10, 2013
xynerise:
I have a church

grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by lysim: 5:54pm On Nov 10, 2013
xynerise: Man utd will score the first goal

Are you a prophet?

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Business / Re: Banker Stole N24m From Customers' Accounts (Ondo) by lysim: 8:43am On Nov 07, 2013
cashkid_is_back: dis thread wil neva smell fp

Sorry, its on fp.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by lysim: 10:46am On Nov 06, 2013
^^^ grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by lysim: 10:10am On Nov 06, 2013
Kslib:
Ok!!

A good example is this-- grin

This got me laughing so hard
but seriously, do we have a
mod like this? lmao
Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by lysim: 10:01am On Nov 06, 2013
Gentlepapi: Some NL babes that stress more on 6 packs


Kai, see shape lol
Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by lysim: 9:59am On Nov 06, 2013
Lol nice thread. Very funny
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by lysim: 9:25am On Aug 30, 2013
Rip Kemi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by lysim: 1:44pm On May 23, 2013
lawquery: Ofcourse Bayern would win!! They lost 2 CHELSEA last season!! I think they deserve it..

They (Bayern) should not be over confident.
Dortmund will not be an easy ride but i
hope Bayern win.
Politics / Re: Chinua Achebe's Burial - Live Updates (pictures) by lysim: 1:32pm On May 23, 2013
RIP, Prof.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is 7 Years Old Today! by lysim: 1:07pm On Mar 10, 2012
Happy birthday Nairaland.
Family / Re: Maternal Relatives Vs Paternal Relatives by lysim: 12:47pm On Oct 10, 2011
Maternal all the way.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Not Qualifying! The Best Thing That Could Happen To Nigeria by lysim: 12:43pm On Oct 10, 2011
it is well:

I no fit laugh o

Dis one no be laugh matter. Naija, oh my Naija.
How are the mighty fallen.
Nairaland / General / Re: It's My Birthday! by lysim: 12:36pm On Oct 10, 2011
Happy birthday and many happy returns of today.

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