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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:38pm On Feb 07, 2016
Orente21:
Na so so lagos and ogun st. people u dey get job for. Wat abt ibadan? I tired for my job o.

Cc GoldenDr
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
islamics:
It's been a while: it wasn't easy reading from page 487 to 529.
@GoldenDr well done for overseeing the affairs of the thread.
@MacJc your comic is really giving the thread fun.
@babajeje123 Gaskiya I really like the initiative you took.
@Hernyola: please I need the list for kano schools o.
@oga manie: Please I sent you PM but no reply. I wanted asking about stock stuff. I can't understand things from the stock thread.
@All: We shall get there.

Hahahahahahahaha........ mugode!
Nor be only 4 mouth o.
Be expecting ma bank details............
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:29pm On Feb 07, 2016
GoldenDr:
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:26pm On Feb 07, 2016
Sunnypar:
A reputable school based in Ota in Ogun State is need of the following personnel A. TEACHERS AND NON-ACADEMIC STAFF  Must possess B. Ed/B. sc in Education  Not less than 2 years experience in teaching  Non academic staff must possess at least OND in relevant area To apply, interested applicants should forward their CV within 3 weeks of this publication to: adeoyeshool@gmail.com or contact: 08068891295, 07067628930

Hmmmmm.... dt must be ADEOYE international school....
Health / Re: See What A Primary 4 Pupils Brought To School As Lunch. by MacJC: 12:01pm On Feb 07, 2016
Juxtified:
There should be an automated IQ test for everyone who intends to open a thread online

Tundeiab:

Or rather , there should be an automated IQ test for any one who wants to comment on a thread that is he is not obliged to comment on.




Hehehehehe......, wen kwenshun jam Hansa!


#stalemate
Celebrities / Re: Agege-Bread Model, Olajumoke Orisaguna On Thisday Style Cover by MacJC: 11:35am On Feb 07, 2016
silent10:
Which agege bread seller Dat grl is already a model. They jst wanna mak d story fascinating. Rubbish
So pity how som pple live lif out of lies
angry
4 u, I choose 2 be silent 10 times back-2-back!!!
Celebrities / Re: Agege-Bread Model, Olajumoke Orisaguna On Thisday Style Cover by MacJC: 11:29am On Feb 07, 2016
Pls o, should it be "d makeover of a street-seller " or d makeover of a breadseller"
Arzinnn....., just asking
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:10am On Feb 07, 2016
Sunnypar:
Good evening,
I have some pressing questions I'd like to get contributions to
A. How do you handle these teenagers in J.s.s 3?



I guess like any other kids.
Let them see u as an uncle from another lineage. Create dt atmosphere where they are free 2 come 2 u when they have pressing issues ie be approachable, yet be firm, ie let dem see u as a likeable guy who takes no poo!

B. How do you handle a student crushing on you?
My take is, pretend/act like say u no know say she dey crush on u. Since "crush" na infatuation, by and by e go fade.
Ensure u reduce (if not abstain) from normal/innocent acts (eg touching, smiling etc) , dt will foster such feeling in her.
Also, if u bin dey give her special attention b4,stop am ASAP.
After some time, d tin go clear 4 her aizz.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:34am On Feb 07, 2016
Sunnypar:
shocked.... Me ke?

Hahahahahahahaha!
All hail sunnygoo -gle!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:49pm On Feb 06, 2016
pennstate:
Thank you very much!
Uwc!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 2:44am On Feb 06, 2016
adakoleagbenu:
...... . I rejected and walked away. On that note,I've been trying to link up with mjblinks as told by GoldenDr all to no avail........


Have u PM-ed him/her?

pls I'm a corps member in Lagos in urgent need of weekend teaching jobs/home lessons. I can take any of Biology/Economics/Geography/Agric/Chemistry. Pls help me guys.

1. Make small sized flyers - indicating ur services. eg,

"Achievers Educational Services.
. Pls ,call/text us for experienced
Private/Home Tutors.
** Nur/primary
**JSS 1 - 3
**SSS. 1 - 3
**UTME
**SAT 1 & 2
Address: 123 Nairaland Avenue.
Tel: 0801 234 5678, 0901 234 5678"


It needn't be expensive! Typesetting costs an average of #150. The page (A4 paper) can be adjusted to accommodate at least 12 flyers (3 rows by 4 columns) containing d quoted details. Then u can make as many photocopies as u desire. Using scissors/blade, u can cut each page into 12.


2.Advertisement.

Go round ur hood/outside ur hood, look for houses that u feel d occupants can afford ur services and approach them. Ask 4 d occupants from d gateman, Introduce urself 2 them and "sell ur market" 2 dem. Peradventure, u encounter an overzealous maiguard who stands as a stumbling block, or d occupants are not at home, envelope the flyer(s) and ask him to deliver it 2 d occupants one flyer per envelope pls.
If it's d children u meet at home, ask them to give d SEALED envelope(s) to their parents.

CAUTION: (1) be well dressed 4 u'll be addressed d way u are dressed!

. (2) Don't give the flyers just anybody! Ensure u target d well to do (middle class and above) parents ONLY.

. (3) NO need wasting ur saliva/resources/flyers marketing ur goods to d students! Why? They are not d ones to pay 4 ur services, it's d parents!!!
So, I reiterate, target d parents {unless cocksure d student will relay d message to d parents}.
Moreover, how many students value ur services even if their parents can afford it? Of. course, very few.
The majority are very very "beezy" with tugo, African magic, dstv etc, so they see u as a stumbling block 2 dr escapades.
The moment they collect d flyer from u, they hiss and thrash it d moment u are gone!

4. Always put on a smile.

5. Don't appear Desperate!
U must be able yto let them see reason why u are indispensable to their wards academic success. In short, work on ur marketing strategy.

6.Avoid Greek gifts:

When u eventually start teaching their wards, always "put a knife 2 ur own throat" proverbs 23 vs 2-3
No be every chin-chin + La casera dem offer u must accept, or else if month end and they refuse 2 pay u (esp d callous parentz), é go clear 4 ya aiz say na ya money dem bin dey use entertain u, and u nor know! Hehehehehe.

Abeg, try borrow yasef at least small dignity biko!

If possible accept ONLY pure water irrespective of the offer just 2 avoid been termed unfriendly/rude 2 ya host. Tell dem u don chop b4 coming. I know wat I'm saying o, some callous parents use it as a lever to default in dr payments.

7. be discrete/professional!
Once u've started, don't be too familiar with ur host. (Note, I didn't say "don't be Friendly o; there's difference btw d two).
Remember, {over-} familiarity breeds contempt" . Also, "u can't control what u identify with".
Some callous clients will leverage on ur "over-close" relationship to default in payments. So, beware, be professional!

Best wishes!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:40am On Feb 06, 2016
pennstate:
 

Dear Candidate,

We refer to your application for employment with Higher Ground Leadership Academy in response to our recent publication and hereby invite you for aptitude/skill tests as indicated below:

DATE:      Saturday, February 20, 2016
VENUE:    Western Boys High School, Opposite Guinness Nigeria Plc, Benin/Agbor Expressway, Ikpoba Hill, Benin City.
TIME:  9.00a.m prompt

You will be tested in four steps on
Current Affairs
Use of English
General Knowledge on education/teaching methods
Field of specialization


NB:
Is there anyone here who is familiar with the school and their likely pay range.
Secondly can someone give me a pointer on the General Knowledge on education/teaching methods.
I m not an Educationist but I love teaching, I have not taught since NYSC been eons.

1. current affairs:

Ds 1 is self explanatory. For instance who is d president of nairaland?
(a) Buhari (b) Jonathan (c) saraki (d) none of the above.

2. Education/teaching method:

Ds is ur presentation/micro teaching. ie, ur teaching style - how u deliver d "goods" to ur audience (which could be students or teachers or both). ds is where ur skillz of knowledge impartation is determined.

3. Field of specialization;

Ds is the written test part, where u'll most likely be given waec past questions (in d subject of interest) to solve.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 9:17am On Feb 04, 2016
Genius Kids Academy - Qualified and
experienced teachers
to teach pupils in Kindergarten and
Nursery classes are
urgently needed for immediate
employment at Genius Kids
Academy
Responsibilities
Prepare and deliver lectures to
students on topics as related
to subject.
Supervise students' work.
Evaluate and grade students' class
work, field performance,
assignments, and papers.
Compile, administer, and grade
examinations, or assign this
work to others.
Maintain student attendance records,
grades, and other
required records.
Prepare course materials such as
syllabus, homework
assignments, and handouts.
Qualifications and Requirements:
Minimum of a NCE/BEd
2 years of experience
Good student interpersonal skills
Other Jobs like this
Music Teacher
French Teacher
English/Diction Teacher
send your CV to skyng.hr@gmail
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 9:07am On Feb 04, 2016
Early Years / Nursery Educator


New Hall International School, Lekki is
an integral part of the community both
educationally and socially. The School
looks bright and welcoming and we
have a better learning environment for
our children. The School offers a wide
range of learning experiences. We
focus on promotion of balanced
curriculum, laced with full montessori
instruction, active Learning and I.C.T.
New Hall International School, Lekki is
recruiting to fill the position of:
Job Title: Early Years / Nursery
Educator
Location: Lagos
Job Description
Are you looking for a new
challenge? Are you passionate
about child care and do you love
children?
Newhall International School
requires the experience of an
enthusiastic early years
practitioners/ nursery educators to
join our team.
Responsibilities
Applying instructional activities that
actively engage students in
meaningful learning experiences
and ensuring continual student
growth and achievement.
Connecting students knowledge to
earlier Learning and developing
ways to encourage it Further
challenging and inspiring students
to Help them deepen their
knowledge and Understanding.
You are in-charge of effective
working, neatness/tidiness of class
and material resources with the
effect of providing an ambience for
good learning.
Plan all lesson in the weekly plan
book giving details of lesson
objectives, teaching methodologies,
home-work (where appropriate)
and opportunities for differentiated
teaching.
You must co-operate with
colleagues to Augment the
instructional environment and
Ensure there is a logical scope and
order to The nursery section
program.
Developing and promoting the
appropriate skills and social
abilities to allow the optimum
progress of the children, according
to age, ability and aptitude.
Supporting the development of
children basic skills including
Physical coordination, speech, and
communication.
Encouraging children mathematical
and Creative development through
stories, song, games, drawing and
imaginative display.
Maintaining discipline in the
classroom.
Requirement, Skills and Experience
Minimum of BA/B.ED in any
relevant discipline
Applicant must have knowledge of
Montessori/Early years foundation
stage.
Candidate must have the ability to
inspire and enthuse young children.
Candidate must be resourceful,
responsible, patience and caring
History of personal achievement.
Candidate must be creative in
designing learning and play
activities.
Excellent listening, communication,
writing, organizational,research and
IT skills.
A minimum of five years teaching
experience in a nursery or early
years environment.
A diploma in Montessori and
phonetics training is an added
advantage.
Candidate must have good diction.
A respect and fondness for children
is a must.
Highly conscientious and
committed to the highest
standards of professional service.
Ability to relate well with different
groups of students of different
ages and ability levels.
Note: Please make sure you meet the
necessary requirements before
applying for this position. Only
Applicants who have met the
requirements would be considered
.
Application Deadline 5th March, 2016.


http://www.newhallschool.com.ng/
Education / Re: Covenant University Trends On Twitter See Tweets by MacJC: 9:24pm On Feb 03, 2016
Boeing777pilot:
She probably made a typo
Most definitely nah! It's a no-brainer. She meant to say "in" and not "a"!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Lil Kesh's Song, "Efejoku" Made Me Lose A Job Offer by MacJC: 9:06pm On Feb 03, 2016
Larynx:
I smell lies.... @Op, u must be a very good liar
"A bad liar" u wanted to say?!
Forum Games / Re: Can You Find The 6 Words Hidden In This Picture by MacJC: 7:18pm On Feb 03, 2016
1 cat
2 tiles
3 cord
4 couch
5 straw
6 mirror
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:38pm On Feb 03, 2016
Sunnypar:
FirstClass Tutoring services Gwarinpa, Abuja needs the services of a teacher who can teach Econs, and commerce for a Jambite, evening period. Contact 07035574108.

Welcome back!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by MacJC: 3:36pm On Feb 03, 2016
beau49:





This got me grinning.

Nice speech Mister. David you can't possibly read this and not unban smiley smiley
Lolz.

Gratefully, he has been unbanned!

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by MacJC: 3:33pm On Feb 03, 2016
davide470:
He would be unbanned.
..but any unrelated behaviour as before would render another prolong ban.
Cheers.
Thanks. Efforts well appreciated!
Celebrities / Re: Dabota Lawson Files For Divorce From Billionaire Prince Sunny Aku by MacJC: 7:17pm On Feb 02, 2016
bigtt76:
This babe get mind shaaa grin She will so be dealt with on Social Media ....she once denied it tongue Besides that the man will so retrieve all thing from her. Instead wen she go say de man blockos nor de satisfy am she de tok of not being privy to a previous marriage. Did she think the man was still a bachelor at 70 years or say na #JustMe?


Ur head dey dia!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by MacJC: 3:07pm On Feb 02, 2016
Good day @david470,

It just came 2 my knowledge that sunnypar, a committed follower and contributor of the "strictly for those interested in teaching jobs" had been banned 4 sometime now.

I'll confess that truly, he had been enmeshed in "beefs" with some other equally dedicated followers of the highly esteemed thread, but d fact remains that his contributions to d high standard of the thread can't be discountenanced. I believe we shouldn't throw away d baby with the bath water.

In my humble opinion, I believe he'll be of much more value as a member of the thread viz a viz depopulating d unemployment market with his input.

I'll be most grateful if he is unbanned.

Thanks in anticipation of your maximum cooperation in ds regards.

Thanks and stay blessed!

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Get My Husband Back! by MacJC: 2:44pm On Feb 02, 2016
Sunnypar:

Bros! I agree with you, but the beefing crew got me banned for a very long time. Help me mail the mods for the job section to unban me. They have painted me in bad light to the mods.....in every 12 there is a Judas, check out the thread now, abi you no see am!


Honestly, I never knew u were banned o!
Actually, I thot u were on a self-imposed sabbatical, walahi!

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Politics / Re: Photo of a goat tied to a tree roasted alive during weekend's Boko haram attack by MacJC: 8:02pm On Feb 01, 2016
irondome:
I don't think the goat is dead, slightly burnt, but not dead. Few reasons

1. A goat burnt to death, wouldn't be standing on its 4 legs.
2. There is a safe path (not affected by the carnage) just beside the tree; I reckon the goat fled to that area to avert a total roasting.

I thought I was d only one thinking!
Some OPs and story titles ehn!
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Shaves Her Eyebrows Over Compliments From Guys At The Club by MacJC: 7:34pm On Feb 01, 2016
pcguru1:
Take time to notice that the comment is a layer pasted on that part, Photoshop things.

Of a truth, if could've been photoshopped, but d fact remains dt unfortunately, very many females have ds warped ideology!

SMH.
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Shaves Her Eyebrows Over Compliments From Guys At The Club by MacJC: 7:10pm On Feb 01, 2016
PearlStreet:
He just shaved her brows, he may end up 'shaving off' her head next.
Please tell dem o!
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Shaves Her Eyebrows Over Compliments From Guys At The Club by MacJC: 6:52pm On Feb 01, 2016
I don't even know what to say right now! Later, if somebody mention "fish-brain/air-head", some "ppl" will be annoyed.

Now, all d RED FLAGS are up, but she refuses to see it! Tmr, she'll shout: "heeeeelp, he has stabbed me in d eye...."

Celebrities / Re: TY Bello Photographs An Agege Bread Seller Into Fame by MacJC: 5:26am On Feb 01, 2016
bobo65:


Hian
Wah if she did it on purpose

Wah if it was all a joke

Do u think she didn't know she has posted d PIC of the lady before

U ppl are so melodramatic
Any small tin, ull be taking it to heart

Na wah 2 u o!
U really get time 2 respond/reply e-rats?

I don't waste my time on such infantile e-tantrums.


That's one of d demerits of social media. U don't get 2 see who u are chatting with.
Who knows, d person in question could be a 13yr old "armed" with an android.

As 4 me I just "push" d "ignore button", ie, I scroll on!

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Get My Husband Back! by MacJC: 6:57am On Jan 31, 2016
Sunny, how far nah?
U urself no say ya "work" nefa feenis 4 d "strictly for teachers" thread. Fall in and let's together help d young ones out.
Forget d beefs. Let efrybodi face hin lane...... d ends - helping d unemployed, justifies d means.
Does one throw away d baby with d bath Water? No one is an island.
Like I said sometimes ago, d day d mouth say hin hate d anus , na dat day d mouth enter one Chance o. Abi na where d shit wan pass commot nah?

#we complement one anoda!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:53am On Jan 31, 2016
RE: HELP!!! I NEED A TEACHING JOB.
.
MacJC: Teaching job yakpa nor be small!
.
Applicant: what's ds 1 saying sef, where are d teaching jobs? Where are d teaching jobs Adverts? Mtcheww!

.
MacJC: Many schools worth their salt won't place an open advert in front of dr school so as not 2 erode parents' confidence. Whoever wants to send his/her wards to a "teacherless" school, raise up ya hands! **picks teeth **.......... Exactly..... no one!


So if u are d type expecting 2 see a "vacancy for teachers" advert in front of d school,...... u are on a very l-o-o-o-o-n-g tinz!


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Applicant: How then do they advertise these teaching positions?
.
MacJC: Some advertise in d dailies but I tell u it's far in between. Those who do follow this approach are very, very, very....... very few! Due 2 d fact dt d vacancy needs be filled urgently , they ain't got no time for advertising in dailies, so they normally solve d isssh thru any of d following:
.

(i) CV bank:


the first port of call 4 d school when a vacancy occur is to explore their CV bank. Most often than not, they find candidates who fits d bill amongst d lot. So what happens is, they send out letters/mails/text Messages 2 ds guyz inviting dem 4 interviews and once they are satisfied with d output of one of d candidates,...... www.lobatan.cum!

Eyahhhhh......, while u are still expecting the school 2 place an advert, efrytinz haff feenis!


bottomline: submit ur CVs to schools within and without ur hood be4 hand irrespective of a vacancy or not!

.
***Google up schools in ur localty/state of residence or otherwise, and bombard dem with ur CV via mail!***

Trust me, they won't thrash it, they'll file it!
Once dey have ur CV, be rest assured they'll buzz u when a vacancy arises

**listening 2 Adekunle Gold's "Baba God Pickup d call" ***

.
(ii) By words of mouth:

When a space occurs in a school, teachers in that school know and if they have acquaintances who need the job, they give them d 411 asap!
So d school, gets to interview ds guyz in conjuction with those whose CVs they already have......... and when dey see what dey want out of d lot,........ www.dassol.cum

bottomline:

NETWORK! Make friends with fellow teachers online & offline. Let them know what u do, and if possible, u can give dem a copy (soft/hard) of ur CV. Trust me they'll be ur aiz and earz. Whenever stuffs comes up, pronto, them go ping u.......
For instance u may join ds thread's What'sApp group by mailing upload111 on upload556@gmail.com

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Applicant:
Ehn , but sha some schools still advertise in dailies......
.
MacJC:
***cuts in***
True tork, but that's a last resort measure. When dem c say after all d interviews wey dem bin conduct, nobody measure up 2 dia expectation, then dey do dat.
Moreover, by d time d advert becomes public, d candidates go yakpa and this reduces ur chances of.......

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Applicant:

What if d school doesn't pay much?

.
MacJC:
Do u have a better option?

If yes, then call their bluff, but if no, take it!!!

See it as a learning curve 2 ur greatness.
Moreover, u should be "legally" creative. Let's say ur pay is 18k-minimum wage and d school is within ur hood (that's a no brainer- transport on top 18k, how much go remain nah?), u can augment ur pay with private lessons during ur school free periods and after school. You'll be amazed dt u may get much more than ur salary from ds means...........

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Applicant
What if.......
.
MacJC

**cuts in**
Enyia!

E don do! Google is ya friend!

Mtcheww.... **walks out of thread**

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 4:18am On Jan 31, 2016
Funpeter:
Teachers available but limited school even when most of the pay is nothing to write home about.
We shal get there.

I'll rather say teaching jobs available but pay may be below par.


There are teaching jobs EVERYWHERE but d fact is, very many of these schools can't offer u a pay that can take u home.
Religion / Re: Revelation As Shown By God To A Young Lady, Shalom David - Tattooing Is A SIN by MacJC: 11:18pm On Jan 23, 2016
bidex:


Can't you just post the content of the blog site here?


Nice observation!

I would've done that but we are talking about heaven & hell Revelations of Over 20 different people from different countries/continents; it's dt massive!

My broda, if na money dem wan share 4 d sites, u go still talk like ds?

This is abt our eternal Destinations, plz check dem out!



As much as I know in the Bible, I have not seen where jewelries is sin. People are busy twisting Bible to suite their preaching.

Where in the Bible is smoking sin? Where in d Bible is cocaine sniffing sin? We can go on and on.

We have only one life 2 live and after dt is judgement! It's either eternal life in heaven or eternal life in hell (God forbid). May God give us all d grace 2 live right 4 d Master - Jesus Christ!

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