optional1:







Thanks Dear appreciate ur advice.



Y I said am intelligent and smart?

If I wasnt intelligent nd smart I wont have had the courage nd boldbess to approach a soldier who was even beating some pple in my presence yet I walk up to him nd tell him I wont a fuel, if I av waited on dat queue I wont av seen fuel to buy cos after 10min we left them the filling station stop selling.

It take courage nd boldness to do such, how many ladies can approach a guy not to talk of a soldier.
I had to sacrifice my phone number to get dat fuel.

I told him were I live but didnt give him any address but I know he can use my dad's car nd trace me dats Y I told him were I stay.


He has stop calling me but he still chat up wit me. I told him I cant start a relationship wit him, he was fine wit my answer, he wanted me to pay him a visit but never force me to come.

Luckly for me they have transfer him to another area so there is no more worries.

Thank you for caring am doing well in schooling a final year student of a Federal College of Education.

If I wasnt intelligent nd smart I would av fallen to his trap.



Thank you.

Ok. Cool.
I'm happy to know these.

Cheers!

Best of luck.

naijaboiy:
Must you pick his call every time he dials your number?

[b]Or does he know where you reside? [/b]

optional1:


Yes he does .

Phemostiga:
you are contesting 4 miss nairaland huh?tell me two reason y i should vote 4 u

optional1:


Lolz

Y u should vote 4 me;
Am beautiful jst as God made me no need to apply make-ups on my pretty face before u see my beauty.

True!

Am a sincere nd honest pesin

From ur posts/comments so far on ds thread, I agree u are sincere, but sincere 2 a fault!

God fearing nd intelligent wit God doing, a smart lil princess am a footballer, a good cook.

I should say more.



Good morning.

Hmmmmm.... not 2 intelligent nr smart!
How else could u tell a stranger (whom u've not yet decided to date) ur residential address!
Giving him ur phone number is OK nd should have been the limit.
Well, I'll excuse u since u are still very young (20 as u said).

Just pray d dude is not a stalking psycho who doesn't take "no" 4 answer or else ur own don be!
Check ds to receive more sense:

https://www.nairaland.com/3077934/horror-rejected-suitor-butchers-mtn


https://www.nairaland.com/2989815/dismissed-soldier-kills-girlfriend-over




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Were u to be my sister, I'll say u have absolutely no biz going into a relationship as at now!
U should either be in school facing ur studies squarely or be engaged in n activity /training 2 develop ur skillz in order 2 be a self-reliant woman.
Men can promise (gullible) ladies like u heaven just to get in between ur legs!
Plz receive sense!

optional1 dear, I wish u well in ur future endeavors.

engrfaruq:
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We pray for the poor in Nigeria and for those who have suffered over the last number of years from the violence that has plagued the country, which President Buhari has been tackling so determinedly since he first took office.



Nigeria is a country which has more promise, more opportunity, more potential than anywhere else that I know in many continents, not just
in Africa.


Its people are so intelligent, so full of energy, so full of commitment, that when Nigerians work together, the world – not just Africa – is affected by that beneficially.


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abdul4new:
BUBU in trouble so much confusion in the land.

donphilopus:


Which trouble? Keep typing trash from the comfort of your room.

U meant......

OgbonnaUbani:
Please I need an interpreter. Like Buhari, like his fans.

Pls hol'am well!

herald9:

What does Illbliss rap apart from boasting of the money he doesn't have and always appearing pompous in his videos?

Chai,..... C finishing!

**falls off mat**

Pls tell whoever says u are not wicked that he/she is wicked!!!



#Sub-zero: "Finish him!"

Ur bross has swallowed d hook and d line, as 4 d sinker, time will tell.

As he's "in love" now, any contrary advice from u would most likely spur him on (mainly due to curiosity).

Step 1: Let him know subtly that u know d girl. Don't malign her before ur bross; just let him know dt u've known her/had dealings with her. Don't let ur bross know dt u have beef 4 her or else he'll be defensive!


Step 2: Advise him to always us protection when getting down with her.
This will arouse his curiosity further and he'll want to know d reason(s) 4 dt specific advice.
Again, in responding 2 his question, don't be spiteful, just tell him in passing dt "i won't want to go further than ds but I surely do know what I'm saying"

Na him by himself go put 2 and 2 together.
But if u think telling him straight to ditch her, it most probably will backfire!


Khen-khen-khen **clears throat**
I believe d middle finger is 4 her shey?
. Hmmmmm, I do understand.
**walks outa thread**

Sunnypar:
Please, Esan Olanrewaju is not Sunnypar, Thesylone2 is not Sunnypar, Okerekeukachi is not Sunnypar..... Adeoye Sunday Adeyemi alias Sunday Udoh
cc: Avicky
Upload111
Goldendr
Stenon
omawunmi85.........

Khi-khi-khi-khi......,
Which 1 of dem is wanted by EFCC...?
In Emmanuella's voice "........ ds is not my real face o..."

Rotf+lmfao!!!

VibrationsZ:

badt pesin, ur mind don travel far, na cunnilungus u con dey reason smh

Hehehehehe.....
Cunnilingus beta o!
But ain't talking about Cunnilingus but ANALINGUS ie anus eating/licking


Check d link below & u'll see what I'm saying!

After viewing ds link I doubt u'll ever want 2 kiss anybodi sef!

....
http://asslickher.tumblr.com/post/110536078753/analingus-zone-hottest-masturbation-webcam-shows

http://www.nekkidcuties.com/2011/04/08/tossing-the-salad-apr-8-2011/analingus-16/




Kiss ko, Daniel ni!
Mtcheww!

VibrationsZ:
so this is also news, well who cares as long as shes not using my tongue so this is also news, well who cares as long as shes not using my tongue

U had better care o!

True, she's not using ur mouth but....... what's d difference? If bae eats asses behind ur back (or in d past) and u still end up kissing d same mouth **ewwwww**.....
Like someone used 2 say, "....... on a loooooong thing".

importexpert:
i really cant bear this calls anymore. the rate at which people are calling and telling me the reasons why they cant meet up with the offer that just ended is too alarming so i have decided to extend this offer for only 15hrs. i.e from 1am friday 1st of april to 4pm friday 1st of april 2016. after this time have elapse, not even the imam in my village can make me to extend this offer. this offer is for only those that can utilize the opportunity. be sure you do not miss out of this offer. refer to www.importsng.com to get the guide now. it will be a true blessing to your live as it have proven to be for many others

I have a sincere question:
How are u able 2 mentor everyone at once. Is it feasible?

Many genuinely set out 2 mentor, but due to time/logistics constraints, falter along d line thereby leaving their prospective mentees on d "4th mainland bridge".


I believe u are doing a good job......... but...... I'm just genuinely curious!
Kindly conquer my fears!

Thanks.

#prospective^mentee.

Evathyst:
I trust you! Ondo lady no dey carry last, patapata na draw.

I think with these few jabs thrown at him, his rantings would cease for the time being.

Abeg make I return to the 'Holy land' abeg, I've got some stories there dying for my attention.


Did you hear of my ordination as the 'Princess of ...... Section?' On the day of my coronation , be sure to attend. Na to-match me and you go wear o!


Ore mi, Ore mi!

Wow, congratz Ma sister. We go wash am o. Ehn-ehn, how much be d Ankara sef?




#u^nor^buy^Ankara^u^nor^chop^semo

lizzybett:




You no serious at all ooooooooo

Abeg nor mind am joor... e nor know say what a man can do.....




Ehn-ehn, dt reminds me, na where betty dee dey sef.



Bettydee, d (bushmeat) container yaff land o!

This is one of d major reasons why marriages don't last and boo be like "she can't 'manage' with me (in tough times)"
Dhoooor! What do u expect after presenting a false part of u 2 her that u will ALWAYS PROVIDE 4 her even if it means going hungry urself.
To me, present urself as u really are!
If she/he is truly urs, she/he'll stay, if not, good riddance.....

OlatunjiOmotayo:
Hmmm, thought I would see loads of vacancies info on this thread but ooops, nothing, I am actually a Physics B.Sc (Ed) grad. Kindly hook me up with any teaching job pls

sonymax16:
I followed the advice of golden Dr,upload and other honourable members and submitted my CV to schools within my vicinity. Luckily for me, one of the schools I went to actually needed teachers and the director there even asked me how I knew that they needed teachers and asked if I knew any teacher in the school .I was invited for interview the following week.During the interview, was asked to prepare a lesson note after which the salary negotiation began.The principal and the director told me that they could only afford to pay me 23k.I accepted the offer because of the following reasons:
(1)The school is not far from my house.......so I won't spend a kobo on transport
(2)I don't having any job currently...in fact,I needed a job badly as sitting @ home alone can drive someone crazy
(3)I need more experience to add to my CV...I discovered that most schools consider experience even before looking @ your qualification
(4)Teaching job to me is just a means to an end...I desire to pursue a career in lecturing...so teaching job is a stepping stone to my dream job.
I was given an offer to teach civic education... My area of specialization
Would start work when schools resume next month.
I thank everyone who has contributed greatly to this thread.God bless you all.

@Tunji,

Sonymax did "something", do that same "thing", and I can assure u dt in d nearest future, u 2 will come & testify.
Shikena!

lizzybett:


How did the interview go?

Hmmmmm... Lizzy-Lizzy, I hail o!
Abeg nor vexin o. I bin wan ask u 1 question. Make I ask? Ehn-ehn, tnk u 4 d permission.

Any time I see ur monicker, e dey always remind me of merry bet, nairabet, bet9ja. Any connection?

....... Each
nightly session was for 2 hours (12
midnight to 2am).....

We did the
first week, midnights, no incident, then
we graduated to 11pm everyday for
the second week. Same 2 hours, same
emphasis for both hours. ......

Then we moved to 10pm; same
distance, same length of time, same
emphasis and all........

Then came the 9pm week , more
people same everything else, no
incident.

Then the 8pm week , even
more people but by then I was
becoming a pro.


7pm week, so many
people, no incident.

6pm week,
crowds, but by now we had gotten so
good together and confident.........


I really enjoyed the success of the
6pm week that I decided we do a 5pm
week.

So by the 5pm
week, I was show boating. After that
we decided to do Saturday..

By the end of the 5pm week, we had
completed 8 weeks of daily walks off
the leash.

NB. @Seun @lacicrips and @pmadise,
here you have it, your requests
granted.
And for anyone and everyone looking
to learn how to properly raise their dog
and build a lasting bond with it, I
would recommend that you read and
follow blasiangurl85's thread, the diary
of Shadow the Destroyer. A very
interesting and enlightening read....

**Soliloquizing**
"......... Hmmmmm........ Abeg make una see my life 4 bus-stop o, 2 pray 4 2 hours each day 2 my Creator na waec 4 me! Na him somborri dedicate 2 hrs per night for 8 straight weeks just 2 bond with hin dog!

Father Lord....... I have let you myself down! I'm really sorry.

If ds dude can do all these 4 ordinary "bingo", how much more You. My aiz don open now. Pls 4give me as I turn a new leaf........... "


@LordRegalia, tnx. This story has inspired me in a way u can't farthom.

talk2yommex2000:


Nice feedback, good of you.
However, this shall be the beginning of greater heights for you by God's grace. God bless our hustle.


MacJC, work iyaf redi for someone o...arzzz in ise ti jinna fun eleyi

Lolz.
No be 4 mouth alone o, make e bring 10% 4 us!
**bopping 2 durella's song** "enuoshe... enuoshe durella sonymax16......"

@sonymax16, congratz!

avicky:
vous comprenez le français ? C'est très bien.

Hahahahahahahaha.... Vraiment, Je parle petit français. Merci..

avicky:

moi et mon amie as a case study? Intéressante.

Khi-khi-khi-khi....
Je ris dan grek!

Très intéressante......

Udochee:
I just look forward to reading your posts on this thread.salient points/hard facts are driven in relaxed writeups(tone).happy weekend boss

Merci beacoup!

Redomi:
Someone who speaks rashly and recklessly is feared and hated by everyone on the thread.
A wise admin will educate his members, and his forum will be orderly. All the members and visitors will like the admin.
An uneducated admin will ruin his people, but a forum will grow strong, if the admin is wise.

My blooda, it is well.
Na grow u sef dey grow so.
The more u grow, d more experience u garner. Na so life be.

Our duty (and urs) is 2 do warreva we have d minutest capability 2 do with all our might irrespective of who's looking /approval/commendation (ecclesiastic 9:10-11).
Like I usually say, "we complement one another; the day Mouth say Nyansh is useless, na dat day d mouth enter one chance".

Look forward 2 serve and not 2 be served. God, not me/him/her/they, is d only recompenser of ur deeds. The moment u put ur focus on Any human, u'll loose focus.

#how^can^i^be^beneficial^2^mankind
#be^a^blessing^whether^u're^appreciated^or^not

Cheers.

wonyi:
.

Check
http://www.teflonline.com/
.
http://www.internationalteflacademy.com/faq

Redomi:
Just looking at the injustice going on on this thread

My blooda, u are still speaking in parables.
Kindly throw more light. (ooh sorry I forget say NEPA don take light).
Injustice by who to who?
Tnx

Redomi:
Segregation here and there, apartheid is everywhere.

How do u mean.
Plz, throw more light.

wonyi:
@ all.pls is there anyone that knows about TEFL certificate?

U mean TOEFL??

grami:
good evening all, pls I need ur mature advice and criticism on these issue.
I use to work in a school and I worked there for 4 month without asking for excuse despite sickness due to stress of the job, and trying my best to be diligent in my work. it happened that I had a family issue that required my attention and I asked for one week leave without pay. I wrote the meter through the admin twice but the proprietress declined and the next thing she did was to bring another teacher to my class so on seeing this I decided to proceed on my journey without permission. prior to that time. I had worked for complete three weeks. when I came back from my journey she sacked me and refused to pay me for the three weeks I worked
is this a fair treatment, how can I recover my hard eryned money from this woman? pls help me

1. Letter of apology:
Write her one, apologizing 4 ur unprofessional behavior. Truth be told, if efri tchr abandon duty like dt, school no go scatter?
She has/had 2 punish u 1 way or d oda 2 serv as a deterant! If not ur action go lay bad precedence........ d fact dt u've not played truant 4 4 mnth is no excuse.
Write d letter, accept sincere responsibility 4 ur action and, who knows, she may reconsider her stance.

2. Leff-am 4 God:
Whatever 1 sows, one Must certainly reap. In as much as u've worked, u will get payed one way or d others it's not compulsory it has to be from her. It can be from anoda source, but know 4 a certainty dt ur efforts will be compensated by (laws of) nature!

3. Go to court:
If u feel u can handle d it, why not go 2 court!
Hian, but wait o, is ds course of action financially wise 4 u to endeavor? What abt d time? It's common knowledge dt d wheel of justice grinds slowly in our clime. 10 yrs from now ur case still dey court, on top how much sef!

Since u have breached d terms of contract, I doubt u'll win d case.

4. You haff parzonz in d military?

5. What about Mufu danger, Saka scorpion, kazo jejadaku, Kunle forifogo, Orji ejò? U Sabi dem?

U dey ask me 4 ya mind which one I go choose? If na me o, I'll go 4 d 2nd option and Truly, I'm talking from experience- I landed a better deal!


#what^u^sow^u^shall^reap

#law^of^nature

uniluv:
Good day house, I got an invite to Doveland International School, Abuja. Pls can some one give me information about the school, what questions should I expect , salary and the condition of the school.

As it is a nursery/primary school, for d test, u should expect:

1.Written test: maths, English, verbal and Quantitative. Ugo C. Ugo comes in handy. Also, current affairs.




2. Micro teaching

3. Oral Interview.

On the salary issue, u'll have to do a personal FBI sting:

MacJC:


Option 1:

Do a visual analysis of d school WRT d structures on ground. That should give u a clue of what salary range 2 demand.

Option 2:

On or b4 d D-day, arrive d school earlier than d scheduled time and hang around; start up a friendly and "innocent" conversation with any one or 2 good-natured staffs (teaching/non- teaching). Along d line, they'll either spill d beans or give u a clue......



Option 3:
Quote a relatively high figure/range and they'll beat it down 2 an amount they can pay.
Caveat: the third one can be chosen if:
(i) You know in ur church mind dt u are a guru in d subject and u have no competition.
It will be suicidal to chose ds option if u are one amongst equals

[ii] If d subject u applied 4 is highly specialized. Eg spanish, Portuguese, music etc. Remember d law of demand and supply.

Best Luck!!!

avicky:

And you didn't even spell it well.

Welcome back from e-sabbatical.
We nor dey see ya break light o.

skydude:
Let me just chip in some stuff here, some schools usually employ lesson teacher even if it kereje school you can use it to hold side,like I handle a subject for Fridays and Saturday in another school for 15k per month,that what I use in holding my side,

Wooooord!

Nice one. Try add private (home) tutorials 2 d mix......... and u be like "uuuh-la-laah".