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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:31am On Jan 01, 2016
charlie42:
Pls advice if ur employer offer 2 pay you 20k for taking basic tech Jss 1-3 and civic education Jss 1-3. Will you giv it a try?
If u don't have a better alternative, then take it. Consider d pay as a "seed" which is bound to grow.
The secret is that, "it's not what u earn dt counts but what u do with it"- Bishop David Oyedepo.
ENSURE u always pay ur tithe and d "way" must surely open 4 u 2 a better deal.
It may not be immediate o, just like it takes time to harvest ur planted seed, but sha, way must open by fire by force.
Best wishes!
Happy new year 2016

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 4:33am On Nov 04, 2015
Firstman01:


MacJC, Art.... Una don see d tin we I dey tork. arzinn...
Anyway, I go soon drag "shim" go code of conduct tribunal.........
Abeg, is it d same CCT u and I know?
They neffa get our time now o!

#saraki_on_their_minds.

#come_back_later

#2023_tinz.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:06am On Nov 02, 2015
joseph310588:
they don't owe...n dey pay around 27th of every month...I left dia cos I got a much beta offa in my field of study
Congratz man! We go wash am o.
Bye to "Lambert Function" tinz shey?!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:37pm On Oct 29, 2015
Firstman01:


OP, I guess u intended quoting me but u quoted wrongly. My observation is, ur composure, charisma and flexibility portray u more like a male and everyone addresses you as such. On d contrary, ur profile shows a beau damsel ... so tell us ur true gender.



STENON:
Looool, GoldenDr is a emmmmmm ...... (Fill in the gap)

Kachi: Definitely he's a 'he' becau......
Ossy: (cuts in) Abeggi! She's a 'she' joor!
**turns 2 MacJC**
Ngbor, abi I lie?
MacJC: mtcheww.... A 'shim'!!!
Even artisticallyart knows!
Kachi and Ossy: what?!

artisticallyart:
Transgender.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:42pm On Oct 28, 2015
yemmybx:
Hello house I got dis from text from Newhall international school Lekki chevron. To come with photocopies and original of your credentials, as well as your employment letter or payment slip from your current employment. But I no get dat employment letter wat should I do

** 'With God, ALL things are possible' - Lk 1 v 37
**'Go in this your Strength'- Judge 6v14.

**'your gift will make a way 4 u' - Prov 18v16.

**Did David not conquer with ordinary stones? (1 Sam 17v50)

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:40pm On Oct 28, 2015
Paulscholari:
Hello guys, am invited to New hall international school lekki chevron for test, interview and micro teaching, is anyone else in my shoe.. What should I be expecting of their test and do anyone have the idea of their pay.... And something more worrisome is the distance, I stay around iju-ishaga down to lekki is a huge distance, do they have provision for accommodation

busuyem:

I'm having interview with Newhall International School, Lekki 2mao, pls do u knw their range of salary and their likely questions?


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STENON:
Salary is 80K and above but without accomodation.


Written Test For English.
1. Yes, You are unique, Tell us why you are unique.
2. Write a comprehensive Lesson note on Your subject area.
3. Write an essay on the standard of Education in Nigeria.
Thirty Logical Reasoning questions with true, False and I don't know options



For mathematics
1.Thirty Statistics questions from Barron GRE textbook

2. Ten Theory questions frm WAEC past questions.


Oral Interview with a 5-man panel, and they will be asking questions frm difrnt angles, and using your answer to ask questions.
For mathematics
Thirty statistics questions which were randomly picked frm Barrons GRE and Manhanatan GRE textbooks.
Ten Maths Theory Questions from WAEC past questions. I wish you the very best, That school is a very good school.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:54pm On Oct 25, 2015
Engrcharlesid:
Omo english dey o! 1. Dnt dare talk infront of my back. 2. All of u should stand in a straight circle. 3. Be quiet d principal z jst passing away. 4. I av 3 daughters nd all of dem are gals. 5. Both of d 3 of u should get out of my office. 6. D son of d man is a boy. 7. Dix z ur parmanent place, sit here 4 d meantime. 8. Take d lead nd folo me. 9. She z a boy.Lolzzzzz add urs.. Beautiful Sunday to u all
{11}. All ds nutty childrens sef, oya, enter ur shoe and follow me!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:50pm On Oct 25, 2015
skydude:

IS THE PAY WORTH APPLYING? What the writer communicated IS,IS THE PAY WORTH APPLYING FOR.that bcs most job d pay serves as a spring board in applying for a particular job,SO MJ pls let dis grammatical brouhaha slide down after all English is a borrowed Language

Bia, Skydude, abeg take ya thyme o. 2day-2day, u don enter my soup and I will not curry ur flavour!
5 ppl bin tork put 4 ds mata, u nor tork o, u quiet like d person wey loss money, nay my own u see abi?
All ds woman beans sef. I yam only xprsg my fund woman rice nah!
How e com be say d person wey dey try 'settle quarrel' dem dey accuse as 'chief noise maker'?
Thank God say u nor be police or else, just like Mopol Manya u 4 dey select d motorist wey u go arrest.
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But on a more serious note, 'corrections' like these are GOOD and HIGHLY wlcm. That's part of d aim of ds thread - and as teachers ourselves, if we can't correct ourselves 4 whatever reason(s), what moral ground have we to correct our wards/students?
The other day (when u were absent from 'school'), on pages 396-397, it took d eagle-eyed 'nairaland grammatical policeman'- MrOlai, to 'enlighten' most of us (including urs truly).
Biko, corrections no be in-salt o, na 2 oil our vocabs.
As d saying goes, 'No one is perfect'!
Thanks.
..............................................................

#the_ food _don_done?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 4:05am On Oct 25, 2015
Firstman01:


My opinion, "Pay" is more specific in relation to "job" in that context. Many factors can influence/tempt one into applying for a job. Viz: proximity, health insurance, pay/salary, accommodation, etc.
I think she is just being specific about the pay/salary.
In all, she has not committed any grammatical blunder.
Keep up the good work especially dat ya c_m_dy.
Hmmmm........., I agree it's contextual but "is the pay worth applying?" is slightly ambiguous.
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(1) The sentence could be likened to "is the ointment worth applying (to d injury)?" In d latter question, we apply/use d ointment as a "healing" agent. Can we likewise say we "apply/use" the "pay" to (do) sth, as d former question succinctly suggests?
(2) Neither do we apply 4 a pay EXCEPT 4 A PAY RISE!!!.
This is d crux of d matter!
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Conversely, "is d job worth applying?" ALSO falls flat when used in d "ointment" context BUT scales d 2nd hurdle in d sense dt we do/can apply 4 a job!.


Me thinks "does the pay/take home/salary justify applying for d job (in d 1st instance)?", "is it a high-paying job?", "is d pay proportionate/commensurate with d job?", etc are clearer.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:39pm On Oct 24, 2015
pateffy:
Good evening House pls what is the meaning of face cap in french. Urgent reply thanks

Fez (actually, face cap is d bastardized term), was originally a brimless hat with a tassel attached at d top (as seen in d 1st image below), usually red and worn by some Muslims. The modern version has a brim (2nd image), from which d baseball cap was(probably) derived.
"Fez cap/face cap" is tautology since fez=cap! It's like saying, "Departure time is 2pm in d afternoon
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Fez in English/spanish = Fez,
Fez in Turkish = Fes
Fez in Morocco= taboosh,
Fez in french = (is still) FEZ

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
"Is the pay worth applying" viz a viz "Is the job worth applying". Hmmmm...........

**still booting**

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:40pm On Oct 22, 2015
@odimbannamdi, congratz!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:37pm On Oct 22, 2015
Artisticallyart on fire since 450BC!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:33pm On Oct 22, 2015
aondofashimadoo:
looking for a French teaching Job in a standard Private secondary School .Pls do not hesitate to contact me if found.

GoldenDr:
A school in Sango Ota, Ogun State needs the services of teachers in the following disciplines for immediate employment:
1. TD/Basic tech
2. English Language/ Literature
3. French

Candidates with NCE, OND, HND, or BSc can apply.
Send CV to eccolabschools@gmail.com. Call 08132232989 for more information
. .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:54pm On Oct 21, 2015
STENON:
Hmmmmm... Original Naija Man, Abeg, I need a Teaching Job at Makurdi grin

Chai........, ds babe nor Sabi sey she don dey enter BH zone small-small and she nor know! Anywayz.........., "awa" there? Of course not! Me "awa" not there!

**looks on**
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 6:03pm On Oct 21, 2015
odimbannamdi:


bros, this your list is incomplete. why you no add EVASTHY and AVICKY
Oga, é be like sey u go "style-style" like quarrel o!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:51pm On Oct 21, 2015
rezzy:


You too funny. Come and see the way I'm still laughing now cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

How man 4 do nah?
As efrybodi juss dey "waka-pass", na hin make me stop and empathize.
Even sef, (Mademoiselle Utchvikky and co), d ppl wey recognize d lost/missing item nor gree stop!
#playing_d_good_samaritan

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:19pm On Oct 19, 2015
GoldenDr:



GO OUT THERE!!!!!! YES YOU,THAT SCHOOL NEEDS YOU, EVEN IF THE PAY IS SMALL, ATLEAST YOU CAN PLAIT UR HEAD, TOILETRIES, RECHARGE Your phone TO CALL FUNKE,IFEOMA AND HAUWA..... . A word is enough for the wise.


**soliloquy** Chai, if na to dey call FUNKE , IFEOMA AND HAUWA, out of 15k/MONTH? ...haba, na how much go remain nah? Food and cloth no dey inside o! This man like me so?! Abi na bridge I con count 4 Lago............

**squeezes eyebrows**
GoldenDr, thanks 4 ur advice o, u try!
Baba is watching u in 7d o, u hia?!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:13pm On Oct 19, 2015
aondofashimadoo:
looking for a French teaching Job in a standard Private secondary School .Pls do not hesitate to contact me if found.

Eyahhhhh........., Na Since when e loss?
Have u reported at the nearest police station?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2015
Evathyst:
Here comes the comedian of our time!


Bros, I troway salute o. See how you creatively made a drama scene outta my post. Oya, bring your cheek closer make I 'blow' you french kiss. Lolz!
# blushing# (haba, black man?!)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 6:16pm On Oct 12, 2015
Evathyst:
........ I've got someone............. If need be, allow me to summon him here. Na me hold him 'remote control'
*At least that was what the baba that did the jazz told me*........ I'm the one holding Visiting Prof's remote-control.[ wink


Evathyst:


..... (Ravenscker).... Maybe I should call on the Visiting Prof to come... out here.

Kachi: mtcheww..... I just hate it wen ppl dey tork d tin wey dem nor fit do! No be d same Ravenscker wey travel go Somalia wey go return until next month??!!! How she wan take do am?
MacJC: Guy! Sofri-sofri o! Make u nor mis-yarn o, dt babe na "tork-and-do" o! If she tork say she go summon am, make u take am like dt o.
Kachi: Abeggi! Don't tell me u believe dt trash, or do u? How can she summon someone in faraway Somalia in minutes?
MacJC: **grins widely**
Kachi:.... **bemused**... And now what's....
MacJC: look behind u!

ravensckar:
' I'll still choose......


*Watching all ye gladiators in 3D* cheesy
Kachi: **turns swiftly**
**mouth ajar**... Chi-ne-keeeeee!
MacJC: I nor tell u?!
Mtcheww, siddon diah! My ppl dey tork sey: "small pikin no Sabi 'melecin' he dey call am vegetable".
#black_man_power
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:56am On Oct 10, 2015
talk2yommex2000:




......... Well, where is MacJc sef?

In fact same question here. No mind am. Hin waka-waka 3 much!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:50am On Oct 10, 2015
Mummy123:
How much does it cost and centres in Lagos where somebody can register, thanks
nellyalph:


Pls where is the center/office in Lagos and what are the requirements
Meanwhile, what of this TRCN? I thought it will be a useful certification but nobody asks of it
Click on d links..... esp d latter!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:45am On Oct 10, 2015
Sunnypar:


I am on the floor rolling and greeting you. I look forward to the requirements.... you be master..... greatest hailings.

In the blue corner is Avicky and in the red corner is Manie.
Avicky throws a double combination with a jab, but Manie returns with....... a heavy knockout...
she is on the ground....

Referee: Macjc....is counting...1,2,3,4,
....is this going to be a knock out....trust Avicky

Referee kwa?! Sunnypar, u sure sey u like me so?
My ppl tork sey "d cat wey wan referee d fight of lion and tiger don submit hinself 4 sacrifice of peace making".
Dem also dey tork say "d person wey dem use hin head break coconut nor dey follow chop inside!"
**watches from afar**
#safety_first

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:42am On Oct 09, 2015
Engrcharlesid:
HEHEHEHE ...MAC JC
Na wah 2 u o! Arzinnn.........., U nor dey sleep? Come, oya enter yard o, cuz I wan lock gate!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:04am On Oct 09, 2015
Kereokwu:
Pls I am currently in abuja, I was teaching b4 in one of the private schools in Abuja. I resigned for another job but honestly I wants to come back. I thought maths and computer. So pls anyone with any useful info. Thanks in anticipation.

1. Start with schools around ur neighborhood. Start distributing ur 'papers' 2 dm. Many schools still need teachers but 4 obvious reasons, they won't show d advert outside d school compound.
2. Google/search for schools online and begin to apply online or physically.
3. Go thru previous pages on ds thread
4. Stay glued 2 ds thread.
5. @avicky, @chrisdenis01, @2Str8, @upload111, @other-abuja-gladiators, Ngwanu, biko, over 2 u.
Best wishes.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:47am On Oct 09, 2015
Kaysalas:

Can you elaborate on the IGCSE & CIE exams pls

IGCSE (International General Certificate of Secondary Education) is a certificated programme whose examination is conducted by the University of Cambridge thru Cambridge International Examination CIE (an examination board akin 2 waec).
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As a teacher, one can apply 2 be an IGCSE examination Assessor/(assistant) examiner to CIE via d University of Cambridge ; but d Good News is dt u can "short-circuit" d stress of correspondence between u & UOC by applying thru British Council In (Lagos/Abuja/PH) in Nigeria.
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The BC administers this exam (& many other intl exams) on behalf of UOC.
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4 more info:
**www.cie.org.uk/cambridge-for/examiners/
** http://www.britishcouncil.org.ng/exams-faqs
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:14pm On Oct 07, 2015
artisticallyart:
@Mummy123, at a time, there would be no motivation other than the cash. I have passed the passion level o!!!! Nice write up!!! But sincerely, my children can't be a teacher, a lecturer would be preferred
Hmmmmm..... teacher ~ Lecturer = gross~ 144, all na semantics!
But nor be diah I dey go 2day... Dt one na 4 anoda time.
.
Ehn-ehn, my broda nor go diah o. Shey u bin know say some ordinary teacher dey earn pass many lecturers? Yes, 4 dis naija o!
.
Yea, majority of d teachers on dis thread (and in naija as a whole) find demselvs in d teaching Prof by Providence. Many ventured into it as a stop-gap measure in lieu of dt juicy appointment in banks, oil coys, traveling 2 'obodo Oyibo' etc. And b4 u know what's up, time 'Haff go'. Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen **muffled koff** urs truly was also gui............
Even many of those who are professionally trained teachers went 4 it because of jamb/utme/post-utme/cash crunch brouhaha.
All u need 2 stay above 'water level' is 2 know ur game and play it perfectly well.
.
(i) Ensure u are above board in ur field. Leave no room 4 loop holes. Be the very best in ur subjects of concern. Once u are really good in ur subject(s) u will always be sought after. Teaching is one of d jobs where 'man-know-man' won't/doesn't usually fly! For instance, I know of one person like that (whether in d body or d spirit 'awa' not know) who has NEVER been turned down 4 incompetence reasons. That's how tight his game is.
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(ii) Ability to teach more than one subjects.
The more subjects u can teach, the more ur cash-flow. Your Income is a function of ur versatility.
.
(iii) Job satisfaction:
Personally, I derive joy when my students understand what I'm trying 2 pass across. Also, teaching gives me d room 2 'flex'. Dhoooor! Teaching (2 me) is like being paid 2 do what u love most. It's something I always look 4ward 2.
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(iv) Certifications:
Get certified! eg, IGCSE, CIE etc. Thru ds, u stand a greater chance of working in international schools (not d 'kereje' ones with one dingy 'international school' (sic) signpost o). Some of them pay as high as 250k (and more). When u add private lessons 'kunkushi' to d mix,.............. uuuuuuuuuuuu-la-la! Even many of our tie-knotting bross in d banking industry don't...................
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**yawns** **glances @ clock**
Yeh! Past 11pm?!
**Zzzzzzzzzzz **

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:01pm On Oct 07, 2015
STENON:
Yes, I am a Teacher.

Yayyyyyyyy! **jumps jubilating** Wow, good news.
Like Cweusly, all ds while I thot u were a medical doctor.
**wide grin**
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 9:57pm On Oct 07, 2015
manie:
[size=8pt][/size] I can smell a scam from a distance. What type of venture will the fund be invested? When the return on an investment is too good to be true, then it is not true. But why are people trying to scam teachers? Is it because teachers are so gullible?

Not really. In naija, as at
2day,Teaching profession is 1 of d
largest employer of labor- if not d
largest sef! Be u ssce, ond, HND, BSc/
B.A etc, d market is diahhh!
Banks, oil coys, manufacturing
industries etc, are not "supping-up"
applicants as d teaching profession
and 419ners are also conversant dt d
ppl are aware of this fact. So, they
gasto change dr parole, and guess
what? Teaching profession is d "fall
guy".
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:59pm On Sep 27, 2015
talk2yommex2000:


me go manage a smaller post o....let me be d treasurer.
Dhoooor! Trying 2 sneak in thru d back door, shey? But u are not qualified na?
**thinking aloud** d tin money go cause, ehn? Hmmmm, nor be hia o!
.
No problem, just cool down, u know u are my parzinal parzin.
Just pray hard. The day u can "katapult" d twitter bird, u'll be admitted in2 ds esteemed group. Shikena!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:36pm On Sep 27, 2015
Evathyst:
You ehn! tongue
**with bated breath** Phhew! #@_ur_service_Ma.

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