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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:32pm On Sep 27, 2015
Evathyst:
scrape through (sth)" in British English.

scrape through (sth)
— phrasal verb with scrape uk us /skreɪp/ verb
› to ​succeed in something but with a lot of ​difficulty: E.g He ​managed to ​scrape through his ​final ​exams.



So, on this note, I think the challenger is right. But come to think of it, even I have been using 'scale through' before now. This is the major reason why I like English language, it's very dynamic in nature.
Esé púpò!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:24pm On Sep 27, 2015
olafisoyeibukun:
You want to make a coward the bouncer? See my life ooo, I don die.

Taaarh diah!
d Oda day wen u scatter ground, no be dog meat police and army dem take beg u b4 u calm down?
mtcheww, u tnk sey we don 4get? My broda, we've searched far and wide on ds thread and in as much as u be one-man-battalion (even dem police+soja nor fit handle you d oda day), u are d MOST QUALIFIED!
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Abeg make una see rakings+incantations because of ordinary whatsapp o:

olafisoyeibukun:
I will start causing trouble here o, if am not added to the whatsapp group.
Haba you guys are always sentimental, is it because am not from Lagos? abi Ekimogun people no be human being? a beg stop. This is how genocide start.
olafisoyeibukun.........Proudly an Ondo Ekimogun.......Ogun Festival loading........got a lot of dog meat to eat.
Add me with. zero hate zero tiri sefun too wan too for faif for
Yesooo broda Abeg manage am, when we see somebodi wey "stand well-well" pass u, we go do substitution.
Tnks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2015
MrOlai:

Na who dash am d title? grin grin grin
Arzinnn....... I taya o! #lmao
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:39pm On Sep 27, 2015
GoldenDr:
..... get an invite/ shortlisted, scale through......

MrOlai:


@GoldenDr.
You made a mistake with the bolded... It is SCRAPE THROUGH not scale through. .

chai,....... Now, Barrister Sunnypar 2 d rescue: "OBJECTION MY LORD!"
Sunnypar:

Scrape Scrape shocked..... I object.

Issssh! Abeg, OBJECTION OVERRULED!!!
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AGAIN, d "nairaland policeman"is right. Nothing like "scale through". 2 times in a row! Baaaaaaaaaaarrrrh! **shakes fist**
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Nna, tru 2 tork, dr r situations whereby one gasto blend o, by re-echoeing naija's common grammatical errors or else u stand 2 "offend" d ears. They'll believe u r wrong.
For instance, "It was them/her that prayed" sounds cool 2 naija ppl's ears (though wrong) instead of "It was they/she...." Or, "Give her d LETTERHEADED PAPER" is wrong bt 'sweet' 2 'our' ears dn "Give her d LETTERHEAD"- which will fetch u d odd stare from ppl. If I lie try "Femi scraped thru his french test" and u will notice d "gbagaun" - stare/attitude u'll get from ur "literate" listeners. So, sumtimes, if person no fit beat dm,.................
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**thinking aloud** Chai, so, nor be only me go Jelesimi 4 ds thread!
Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen, **clears throat** GoldenDr, Sunnypar,.... u are highly welcm. Pls, have ur seats diah!
E be like sey time done reach 2 4m "Jelesimi Association of Nairaland, JAN" o. Hmmmmmmmm,
#joseph310588 (Monica's broda) 4 President,
#babawere 4 VP,
#Goldendr 4 PRO,
#sunnypar 4 special duties,
#olafisoyeibukun 4 bouncer.

......... Me? As I nor like ojukokoro, I'll manage d smallest post-financial director!
#talktoyommex2000, STENON,2Str8, praise5, bettydee, Chrisdenis01, rukkyland, upload111, islamics, spice123, Larry37, Nlevel, manie, nitane25, avicky, Engrcharlesid, funpeter, artisticallyart, ravensckar, rezzy - da razor, ....abeg make una nor vex o. Nor be sey we wan cheat una , but u are YET 2 prove 2 ds house dt u attended Jelesimi, soo, u are LEFT OUT!!!
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Won day na won day, ds woman wey dey "spri-spri-spri" 4 ds thread go gramatikali fall my hand. Na dt day I go laff in 'Fulani'. Na she I bin reserve d 'Femi Adeshina' post 4. Wetin be her name sef? Eva..., Eva...., Eva.... , chai, and I bin remember her name b4 o.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:52pm On Sep 25, 2015
**thinking aloud** ALL ds while, one wonders where @joseph310588 is?
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**looks up** Alas, there he is!

#nutty you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:28pm On Sep 25, 2015
amInigerian:

You are beautiful.

artisticallyart:
grin
Boys will never let girls be.

Issssh!
Abeg leff am 4 God.
Hkhun-hkhun-hkhun......... **clears throat***
My ppl dey tork sey, "na d tin wey dey pain person pass, na hin dey grab person mind".
Dem also dey tork sey, "na 'I fit jump ds one, I fit jump dt one' make toad break hin leg".
**looks on**

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 4:23pm On Sep 23, 2015
Evathyst:
Sir, I'm neither a critic nor a cynic who would allude ugly connotations to a person's assertion. While you may not really be pleased with how he has presented his points, but again, it's his personal opinion.


I don't want to believe you're trying to give his dog a bad name in order to hang it. Else, you would have seen the point he was trying to raise. He was just stating his opinion that condolence alone is enough a way of commiserating with a bereaved. And that the idea of contributing anything to a bereaved(according to him) doesn't amount to anything at all.


Now, see why I'm 50% in support of his opinion; At a certain time in my Univ days, I lost my mum. My colleagues at the department volunteered to contribute for me but I declined. I queried the motive behind such contribution and the purpose it's going to serve. I bluntly told them that 'RIP is just enough'. And that whoever wishes to commiserate any further may attend her burial in Lagos. Funny enough, they diverted the money into hiring a bus which conveyed them down to Lagos.


Interestingly, I was so elated to see them in Lagos. My own canopy would have been so scanty if not for them. Apart from coming to sympathise with me, they held my street to a standstill with their 'Kegite' display such that everybody was impressed. The Visiting Prof of this thread(Ravensckar) was even part of those 'Awo boys' that entertained the audience with their 'Aroism'.


If only that day's colourful display could bring back my mum cry


The point I'm trying to make is that, there are many ways through which one can sympathise with a bereaved;
1- Contributing money to help ease the burden of any burial expenses.
2- Being physically present at the burial as a way of sharing in the person's pain.
3- Just sending a condolence message.

Although, each and every one has it's advantages and disadvantages. So, if someone is of the opinion that 'condolence message alone is enough'. I don't think the person should be crucified. That one is not satisfied with the way and manner he has said it, that's just like attempting to give a dog a bad name in order to hang it. #MyHumbleOpinion#

Hmmmm, my Japanese alter ego just whispered 2 me, "yoi kangae, yoi seihin"......."good thinking, good.......

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 6:07am On Sep 18, 2015
ravensckar:
Please dear, I must take you home tonight ................Evathyst, let's go home!




Evathyst:
Dearie, I've the utmost respect for you o! Now that you've appealed to me, I hereby surrender........
.
#Singing Cece Winan's I surrender#
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Oya, let's go home. Olowo ori mi!


Kporhor-kporhor-kpoohor. **muffled cough**
Chai, ds koff sef!
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C-h-i-b-u-u-u-z-o-r! **calls out**
"Ngwa, bring dt koff melecin diah"!

N-d-i-d-i-i-i! **calls out 2 her**
"biko, bring dt cane chair 4 me"!

**ds na see-seen film, person no dey stand watch am!**

#18+... #

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:40pm On Sep 14, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:43pm On Sep 13, 2015
STENON:
LESSON NOTE

SECTION A
subject:
Class:
Lesson Topic:
Sub Topic:
Week of Term:
Date:
Period:
Duration/Time:
Average Age of Learners:
Reference Book(s) Materials:
Instructional Materials:





SECTION B:
1. BEHAVIOURAL/INSTRUCTIONAL OBJECTIVE

By the end of the lesson,Pupils should be able to :
(a)
(b)
(c)
(d)

2. PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE / ENTRY BEHAVIOUR :




3. INSTRUCTIONAL PROCEDURES / PRESENTATION
(a) Introduction:





Step 1:


Step 2:


Step 3:


Step 4:


Step 5:




4. SUMMARY : The Teacher summarizes the Lesson by giving a brief definition of ...


5. EVALUATION: The Teacher evaluates the lesson by asking the following questions from the students
(a)
(b)
(c)
(d)



6. ASSIGNMENT (S) :
Religion / Re: Beware Of The Prosperity Gospel By Femi Aribisala by MacJC: 1:35pm On Sep 13, 2015

TRUTH, NOTHING BUT ZER TRUTH, SO HELP US GOD!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:34pm On Sep 13, 2015
triangullar:
Hello house, I just moved to akure and urgently need a teaching job. Pls brief me on schools with vacancy.
Right now, i believe d sharpest tin 2 do is go 2 schools within ur vicinity and make enquiries from d admin/principal/HOD of d subjects of interest . If they wont allow u in, then submit ur 'papers' @ d gate/reception.
Also, flip thru previous pages of this thread. I'm cocksure u'll find useful infos.
Best wishes.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:19pm On Sep 13, 2015
Sunnypar:
The following vacancies exist in a Preschool in Alagomeji, Yaba.

Montessori Teachers with a minimum of 2 years experience.

Teaching Assistants with N.C.E

Experienced Nannies with great potty training skills.

Please send CV to: info@thepierschoolng.com on or before
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:10am On Sep 13, 2015
Ijlyriks:
I joined d watsapp grp chart today,mehnnn 1000 sms ws comin in per micro seconds,my fone battry could nt withstand it,had to exit d grp chart. upload111 i hail thee.

Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen
**clears throat**
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My ppl tork sey, "No rest 4 rope, no rest 4 d fowl wey sit on top am"
U nefa hia sey," na strong meat dem dey call 'nama' " ni?
Mtchewwww........., anywayz, ''welcom 2 lagos''.
**picks teeth**
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:00am On Sep 13, 2015
Addme:
Are schools still resuming tommorow?
Some have resumed on d 7th, sone tmr d 14th, while some will res on 21st
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:56pm On Sep 12, 2015
wellsaid:
Hello house, received an interview invitation from SCHOOL MASTERS ACADEMY, Ado Road, Ajah, Lekki.. Please anyone with information on their salary package and general warfare ?

Please its urgent.



Sunnypar:
Sunnypar:
This is a follow up to my post above as regards salaries of teachers in "specific location".

Negotiation is key to getting the needed salary, although preference is given to B.Ed & B.sc edu. gradutes because that is their terrain. More often that not, they are paid the same with other degree holders. A "few"schools pay them a little above other degree holders.

P.S. Schools that are starting CANNOT pay you the needed salary. Some would increase your salary as the number of pupils increases, though there are exceptions especially for schools in highbrow areas and A'level or sixth form schools.

1. Ikorodu-Bayoku, Idiroko, Ajegunle, Igbogbo e.tc, some schools in Surulere 15k-22k (Likewise in Uwelu, Barrack and after the Airforce barracks in Benin, Edo State).
2. Bariga- Somolu & Bajulaye 28-30k depending on your qualifications;
3. Festac, Mile 2 & Apapa- 45-75k depending on your qualifications, PDGE inclusive;
4. Lekki-80k- 160k depending on your experiences, professional certifications and qualifications, Nursery and primary 40-60k(source: luffskidz);
5. Gbagada-60k depending on qualifications, experience; (oluemmakay could be reached for details).
6. Anthony- 70k depending on the school and location experience counts a lot plus professional qualifications;
7. Akute-Ajuwon Axis- 35-45k depending on the location, qualification and experience. Most of them usually have high turnover of teacher.... that leaves much to be desire (visit some post on pages 1-23).
8. Ipaja- 35-50k depending on location, qualification and experience... some are ready to give you accommodation. Based on information gathered on this thread, they would want applicants living in that axis.
9. Ayobo along Redemption camp-18k-28k (Not all schools in that location would pay such salary. Just a handful are willing to provide accommodation).
10. Jabi(Abuja), Maraba, Nyanya 25-45k- it depends on the school & location.
11. Ekiti depending on the school- 20k, some 35-45 depending on qualifications. Accommodation is provided for some schools.
12. Ile-ife- 60-75- OAU International school and Alex Henry Duduyemi Internationla school source-Prof-gday. Accommodation is given in certain school for experience hire.
13. Kwara-13k schools around Ansaru-deen, tanke, Taiwo, post office 25-30k
14. Zaria- 20k upwards
15. Ondo - depends on the curriculum, if it is A sixth form 80-150 with accommodation provided you have the perquisite qualifications.
16. Ogbomoso- details are still sketchy
17. Ogun- Mowe, Ofada, Lambe, Matugun, Ijoko, Are-po
It depends on the school, curriculum, qualifications and experience. In Abeokuta, there are A-level schools that pay well such as Daywaterman e.t.c other Nigeria curriculum schools to the best of my knowledge 60k.
18. Onitsha- 12-20k depending on school, qualifications ( from Information gathered, irrespective of qualifications in some quarters, they cannot pay above 40k).
19. Bayelsa- In Bayelsa, Belary Schools, Ayakpo Schools, Faith Comprehensive Sec. school (FACISS), Winners Academy(Not owned by Winners church o), Bieodomo Schools, Divine Comprehensive, New Total Child Academy and Benny Schools are the "Big ones" (though some other schools are springing up and giving the aforementioned schools a good run for their resources). so
Belary = 30,000 entry level may rise to 40 0r 45 but not above 45 plus Accomodation for few staff.
Ayakpo = same as Belary but with little/no accomodation.
FACISS = 30000 Entry level but can pay up to 60000
Winners = Negotiable entry but more rules as it regards dress style.
Bieodomo Schools = 35000 (but no holidays even in August else be ready to lose the month's salary)
Divine Comprehensive = 30,000 and may hit 60,000 depending on your impact.
New Total Child Academy = same as Divine Comprehensive
Benny Schools = Negotiable entry salary but not below 25000.


With this, you should be guided on what smaller schools pay.
the Minimum here in Bayelsa is 5000 (for WAEC holders teaching in private primary schools)

Feel free to ask questions or add if you are also in Bayelsa.Source: Makozona

20. Porthacourt- information from reliable source gathered from their thread and Morrygreat corroborating the said information. 25-30k. They also have the A-level schools that pay as high as 70k.

21. Ejigbo- 35-50k, power of negotiation is important and experience.

Caleb schools- 70-100k
Redeemers schools -90-150k
Chrisland- 80-120k
British international- 150k
Turkish international- 145k
American international 200k
Pampers- 95k


I also sympathise with school owners because they spend a lot, the reason they set up the business is to provide services at acceptable profit and reduce cost to the bearest minimum.


WARNING: The above should not be relied upon totally. You can either bargain below or above the stated figures above. I STRONGLY advice you do your findings so as to ascertain what is obtainable in the location above.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:38pm On Sep 12, 2015
Taeewo:
Salam allaykun,pls want to be added to the teacher's whatapp group...need more info.08035695054


Tbells91:


Which group are you talking about?

#strictly 4 those interested in teaching jobs# whatsup group.
email: upload556@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:17pm On Sep 12, 2015
babawere:


I understand u more than u av explained....guess I was high on bottle water when I typed my reply.....Adios bro

Babawere, shey u don start now?
Na jeje i siddon now, u con dey CONFESS sey u 'high on water' o!
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Hkhen-hken-hken, ** clears throat**

My ppl tork sey, "no spoon-feed me, i sabi chop". Dem also dey tork sey, " limping man enter room, limping masquerade come out; who nor know sey na d limping man dey inside d masquerade?"
.

Who nor sabi sey na SAPELE WATER dey inside d bottle?
Abi u tnk sey we be small pikin?
.

**have a nice weekend bruv, we are one**

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:04pm On Sep 12, 2015
talk2yommex2000:


Seriously, i dey feel you die. Your students go dey enjoy ur class o. I suppose your class go be like Hafiz Adetoro's (Saka) class

Mr bross, ow man 4 do na?
All d Glory 2 Baba God!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:38am On Sep 11, 2015
babawere:
Attended an interview and micro teaching session @ sachel college today,and the turn out was impressive. Maths and English were d basis of d written interview, and micro teaching caught me unaware, as I was given a topic I never expected but fell in my discipline. Salary was talked about but not fixed (we ll get back 2 u)..All d same it was a wonderful experience...Well done 2 d thread leaders...God be praised


MacJC:


Thanks 4 d feedback!
You cld 've decided 2 keep mum!

babawere:


This is one of the reasons I don't often like giving feedbacks....only God knows what you meant by that....

Ehn-ehn! Haff i not torked it?
The tin wey 'engris` go cos, arzinn..... ehn? Hmmmmm...., nor be hia o!
#LMAO+ROTF#

NB: I said 'COULD' and not 'SHOULD'!


Babawere, abeg take am eazy o! Was only THANKING YOU 4 chuzn 2 give us feedback!

Many haff 'come, chop and go' juss like dt!

They only remember this thread WHENEVER they need info. After dt, they disappear without givin d house any feedback whatsoever (or at least con3butin) so dt odas too can LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE(S).
Mtcheww, se we be 'google' ni?

Check ds:

...:
Pls house do someone know Riseup College Ipaja. Their salary structure and benefits. I was invited for interview scheduled for 2moro. Pls help a brother here. Thanks.

artisticallyart:
you want information but would never give feedback.....so much for information.

MacJC:



Arzinn.........., now u haff torked my tork, what more can I say?!

**chews kola**

Congratulobia in advance.
And nor 4get 2 pay ur tithe o!
Lolz!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:38pm On Sep 09, 2015
poshdara:
Hello everyone, I just want to appreciate every member of this great thread, for some time now, i've been a faithful follower of this thread. I was advised to submit my cv to schools around my axis, of which I did, lo and behold, one of the school called me for interview, I came back here to gather all info concerning what to expect (actually got most from MacJc analysis). I went for the text, micro teaching and interview and I did very well. Though the salary is not too fantastic but I know it's a stepping stone to greater ones ahead. I really appreciate you guys. Golden Dr, Manie, MacJc, peybutton, stenon, et al. Thanks for the dedication. You guys rock!!!

To God be all d Glory!
Congratz.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:30pm On Sep 09, 2015
Praise5:
Hello ladies and gentlemen! I trust you all are having a blessed day. Please can anyone here give me information about Garland School, Ejigbo? I also submitted my cv at one Voscan Montessori School *the secondary level* directly to the proprietress. She asked me some questions with regards to my area of specialization and experience. She promised to invite me for a test. Does anyone know about this school Voscan in ejigbo? Thanks

Bettydee





bettydee:


This babe, how far na.....your deal should have been sealed with Binta by now. Come and share your testimony ooo and bring your tithe along..

@bettydee,
siddon diah, u hear?
B4, dem dey tork say, #boiz_are_not_smiling#, but now, na
#gelz_eyez_dey_shook#
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:15pm On Sep 09, 2015
babawere:
Attended an interview and micro teaching session @ sachel college today,and the turn out was impressive. Maths and English were d basis of d written interview, and micro teaching caught me unaware, as I was given a topic I never expected but fell in my discipline. Salary was talked about but not fixed (we ll get back 2 u)..All d same it was a wonderful experience...Well done 2 d thread leaders...God be praised

Thanks 4 d feedback!
You cld 've decided 2 keep mum!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:12pm On Sep 09, 2015
ttaolin500:

am always skeptical about a school in a long distance dt doesn't have web address. or that can b Googled.
ekiti is kinda far I will suggest if u have anybody in ekiti to call d person n ask him/her abt d school.
its just my opinion anyway n besides dre is no arm in trying if u have d money.its one of those things

On point brotherly!
To be classified as a BIG school, being "Google-able" shld be 1 of d least parameters.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:04pm On Sep 09, 2015
laurryblinks:

Actually I told dem dat it was my broda dat heard of d openin n had 2 create a cv on his own in order 2 apply 4 me.d difference dere is dat one was statin dat I ad taught a pry 4 class b4 n d oda was sayin I ad taught a primary 5 class b4.even d career objectives on both cvs differs.tanx 4 ur wishes,I rily appreciate

Ehn-ehn naw! Then if dt's d case, u've done d RIGHT THING/said d right words. That's exactly what I would've done were I 2 be in ur shoes. Initially, I thot u let d Mata slide, but in as much as u told them ds fact, u've done d needful!
No need 2 beat urself up over ds Mata.
With ds latest info u've just provided, u still have "mouth" diah.
Best wishes!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 9:47pm On Sep 09, 2015
laurryblinks:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,pls I nid an advice on an issue dat is botherin me so badly.I went 4 an interview in an international skul som days bak n I was askd 2 prepared a lesson note n 2 also do a micro teachin wic I did respectively but d issue nw is dat my broda dat helpd me apply submitted a differnt cv from d one I tuk dere in persn n d interviewers were puttin up an xpressn on deir faces dat did nt augur well 2 me.pls can dat cv issue b an hindrance 2 me gettin d job

Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen......... **clears throat **
My ppl tork sey, "matter wey get 'k-leg', na 'k-eyes' person dey take luk am"! Dem also dey tork sey, "no matter how mata heavy reach, we no dey use wheelbarrow carry am, na tork we go tork am"!

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As d saying goes, '' d die is cast..., the Rubicon has been crossed....."

PROBABILITIES:

P(1): SWAP CV B4 INTERVIEW DAY.
I'll be working with the assumption dt u weren't aware dt ur bruv submitted a "outdated" CV; or else u shld've found 1 way or d oda 2 interchange it b4 d D-day. U'll av saved urself frm ds predicament. But like I said, u had so many "versions" of ur resume dt u can't remember which 1 ur potential employers av in front of them! Most applicants are guilty of ds.
***like sey me sef neffa........., mtchewwww***

P(2) SWAP IT RIGHT THERE!
"W-h-a-a-a-a-t?" "Like cweusly?" "u must be kidding, right?"
Hell no! I ain't kidding!
At dt point, were I to be in ur "chuuus", once I don c sey dem dey Luk each oda like say man pikin don mess, and I don "kanna" sey yawa don gas as a result of d CV parole, kia-kia I would aff opened up with LOOOOOOTS OF SMILE /HUMOR and explained 2 dm dt :
. . . . (i) d "version" with them is outdated, while I sharply present them with d "latest edition". This option is if d changes in d "old edition" is related 2 minor bio-data eg, address, phone number/email, marital status etc.

. . . . . . . (ii) If d old edition has serious incriminating changes like Qualification issh, u can excuse ur self by still swapping it RIGHT THERE and excuse urself by telling dm dt d mix up resulted because UR BRUV {PREPARED AND} SUBMITTED d CV on ur behalf, hence d mix-up!
Even if u were d 1 responsible 4 d "falsehood" (esp as it pertains 2 ur bio-data eg age, marital status etc) still, with SMILES+LOTS OF HUMOR, open up 2 dem with reasons. For instance if d age was d isssh, tell dm u were forced 2 do so because of "one job like dt" u applied for which stated/required an age which was above/below yours. Like I said in an earlier post, that would have fetched u marks on d sincerity, "truthfulness" (@ least u opened up) and integrity scale. Trust me, dt would av been a good damage-control move which would've yielded dividend. The wrong impression they had about u was perfected by ur silence. They be like, "mtchewwww..............., ds Babe 'way' no pure"!
Make I nor lie 4 u, ds discrepancy would surely have counted against u when they would be doing d appraisal.
Hmmmmmmmm......... # long-tin#


P{3} MAN-KNOW-MAN.
If u av a "point man" in dt sch, I'll suggest u take d Mata 2 him/her 4 assistance ASAP.

P{4} PRAYER.
This one, to my reckoning is ur BEST BET now! No Mata how competent one is, lack of integrity/Trust is ALWAYS a MINUS when it comes 2 employment. Dhoooor! Who wants 2 hire/appoint d person he/she can't trust? If I lie, ask PMB!
Ehn-ehn, as I was saying, FASTING&PRAYER is ur sure bet because....... #Prov 21 v 1, and Luke 1 v 37#


NB:
Irrespective of d outcome of ds slip-up, plz look at the brighter side because:
(i) "Every adversity, every heartache,........, carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit".... Napoleon Hill
(ii) Rom 8 v 28

Wishing u d best in ur future endeavours!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:11pm On Sep 09, 2015
laurryblinks:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,pls I nid an advice on an issue dat is botherin me so badly.I went 4 an interview in an international skul som days bak n I was askd 2 prepared a lesson note n 2 also do a micro teachin wic I did respectively but d issue nw is dat my broda dat helpd me apply submitted a differnt cv from d one I tuk dere in persn n d interviewers were puttin up an xpressn on deir faces dat did nt augur well 2 me.pls can dat cv issue b an hindrance 2 me gettin d job

**still booting**
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:21am On Sep 09, 2015
Phiheywhy1:

Wot s d meanin of MONICKER?

joseph310588:
itz short form for Monica

When question jam answer......
#Lobatan#

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@Phiheywhy1, pls don't mind
@ joseph310588 joor! Mtcheww!
Na d manifestation of "Jelesimi" u dey see so!
#sooo SMH#

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Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen.......... **clears throat** **with full confidence **........
My ppl talk sey, "d person wey ask 4 road no dey loss".
MONICKER means "Moni Car" ie "I get car".
QED.

**thinking aloud: "Juss hope I no be pot wey dey call kettle black so!" **

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:18am On Sep 09, 2015
Phiheywhy1:


I copied dat bro. i wonder hw many of us take cognizance of d fact dt ,any time we wake up from our bed nd see d breaking of another day,....that history is bein made by us.........ASK me why!


No human under d sun have ever witness dat very day b4. Even right frm d day of abraham& other ealiest BEINGS on EARTH.

Hmmmm.........Words of wisdom!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:50am On Sep 08, 2015
Evathyst:
I wonder what is there to investigate in 'private?' angry


This matter as far as I'm concerned fits into a common nexus of scurrilous orchestration..........





Y-e-e-e-h!!!
Now I know sey my journey juss begin!
May God 4give my ppl 4 sending me 2 "Jelesimi"!
**sulks**
**fetches dictionary **

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:16am On Sep 08, 2015
AnnieOakley:


If you know anybody who leaves in that area and who thinks he/she can live on a salary of 40k - 50k may apply. There's a reason why she reacted the way she did. wink

Call Chinedu on 08134990668. He works there.


Funpeter:
Kindly give me direction from ayobo to the school. Thanks.

Arzinnn........, "warri no dey Kari lass"
#boiz_are_not_smiling o! #

**bites kola**
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:11am On Sep 08, 2015
Thank you Lord 4 seeing d light of another day!!!

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