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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:02am On Sep 08, 2015 |
GoldenDr: MacJC: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 6:52am On Sep 08, 2015 |
GoldenDr: GBAM! d Oga_@_d_top haff torked it. So Ali baba, b-mouth, akpororo etc, 'wash-out'! Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen **clears throat**, my ppl tork say, "no be only one way person fit pass reach market....." **searches 4 kola** |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:35pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
joseph310588: Nna, u go like aproko no be small o! Arzinnn...... All ds ones just because u wan hear gist? Sé na season film ni? **mouth ajar** 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:26pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Evathyst: What else do u expect? In naija, as at 2day,Teaching profession is 1 of d largest employer of labor- if not d largest sef! Be u ssce, ond, HND, BSc/B.A etc, d market is diahhh! Banks, oil coys, manufacturing industries etc, are not "supping-up" applicants as d teaching profession and 419ners are also conversant dt d ppl are aware of this fact. So, they gasto change dr parole, and guess what? Teaching profession is d "fall guy". |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
joseph310588: That's cool. So, shoot! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:34am On Sep 07, 2015 |
joseph310588: Taarh diah! U tnk Oga upload111 is a "local rapper" like u & me? Mtchewwww. FYI, Oga haff mooft up 2 beta tinz o! Inugo?! **ALL ds local rappers sef una wahala 3 much** upload111: @UPLOAD111 FYA. CASE STUDY: Amgifted: aalymah: upload111: rukkyland: rukkyland: upload111: Sunnypar: olafisoyeibukun: joseph310588: upload111: SUGGESTION: In order 2 minimize d TRAFFIC GRID-LOCK/PENDULUM scenarios I've quoted above, me thinks,"why not have a special PHONE NO. (4 texts), WHAT'SAPP NO., or customized email (eg strictly_4_teachers@gmail.com or upload111@gmail.com) where interested family members can send their requests"? This I believe will reduce ur extra labor of compulsorily scrolling thru d pages efri tm in order 2 deal with individual requests. Thanks 4 ur PRO BONO input. It's well appreciated! 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:16am On Sep 07, 2015 |
joseph310588: **Yeh! Arzinnn..., "using Laplace 2 solve bodmas/using sledgehammer 2 kill fly"; ur students don suffer 4 ur hand o! ** Truth nevertheless! TWELVE (12)============> (i) MrOlai: Truth! DOZEN==============> (ii) Conclusion? Since DOZEN = TWELVE, dr4, equatn (i)=(ii) Q.E.D! **1-1 "goalless" draw** #na God_win# NB: **Just as "all boys are males but not all males are boys, Cosine Rule can be applied 2 ALL triangle-types (right-angled or not) , but NOT ALL triangles can be solved using Pythagoras theorem-EXCEPT RIGHT-ANGLED TRIANGLES! OR **just as boys are PROPER SUBSETS of males, similarly, Pythagoras theorem is a PROPER SUBSET of the Cosine rule! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 2:13pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
STENON: That's my Prof diah! Wey them? Dem no reach! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:56am On Sep 06, 2015 |
MacJC: rukkyland: True talk, rukkyland, true talk! APOLOGY is 2 THEORY what RIGHT CONDUCT (afterwards) is 2 PRACTICAL........ or else, we come back 2 SQUARE ONE!!! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:56pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
rukkyland: Errrrrm......., Bross, abeg come, ur mouth 2 much sef! ***fetches Bible** Even the epistles na 27 in all, ow come person no go fit finis ur own epistles? **bites more kola** 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:44pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
joseph310588: artisticallyart: olafisoyeibukun: upload111: Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen...... **clears throat**..... now wey fight don finis, my ppl talk say, "wen small pikin fall down, e go stand up & look FRONT; but wen elder fall, é go stand up & look BACK"! "Right actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions in the past"....... Tryon Edwards "Apologies are great, but they don't really change anything. You know what does? Action"...... Stella Young **bites kola** 5 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:41pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
olafisoyeibukun: Eyahhh..... Sorry o...... **picks teeth** 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:33pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
STENON: Sunnypar: Like! Like!!........................... Like!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:09pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
rezzy: Well, we do have Orezi-d musician, don't we? But come o, u harsh o. FYI some punchlines (like d ebola punchline) fit make d person commit suicide o. Abi u no know? Abeg sofri-sofri o, because as 4 me, "awa not diah"! **grins** 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 5:03pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
upload111: @upload111, Ah-ahn! This story has been "uploading" since...... 199x. Abeg, don't kill us with suspense o! I know where PENTIUM 4 is being sold. Abi u get interest? Lolz. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: End-time Bible Teaching: 50 SIGNS Of RAPTURE/ END-TIME by MacJC: 11:55am On Sep 04, 2015 |
All d Glory belongs to the Most High! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:48am On Sep 04, 2015 |
Graciaz: Plz, apply as appropriate! 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 2:31am On Sep 04, 2015 |
rezzy: Rezzy! Orezi!! Sharp_as_Razor!!! Gaskiya walahi, I'm still #LMAO+#ROTF right now. Arzinnn.............didn't see dt coming... #Punchline_of_Laiff# 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 1:57am On Sep 04, 2015 |
artisticallyart: @artisticallyart, I see u. Keep it up! @chrisdenis01!!! The born hustler, ...... hmmmmm......., wonder where thou art. **salutes** |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:53am On Sep 04, 2015 |
ArseneWenger: @2Str8............ @chrisdenis01........ @avicky............., Over 2 u! 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:08am On Sep 03, 2015 |
islamics: Bross, So u nefa hia say them just giff me call-up 2 under-16 abi? Siddon dia! mtcheww! **warms up** 4 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:03am On Sep 03, 2015 |
joseph310588: Brotherly, haba! "outlived itz usefulness"? 4 wiah? d fact say u just "upload" ((UPLOAD AGAIN? Abeg, no vex)) dis comment bin show say ds thread still dey useful o! My ppl talk say: "person no dey smell/sniff d tin wey hin no dey chop o". The truth is we all COMPLEMENT one another, just as d lips complement d teeth or as d anus complements d mouth. The day d anus stops working is d day d mouth enter "gbege"/one chance o! BOTTOM LINE: One is EQUALLY as important as d other!!! I appreciate you. Let's "live 2gether"! Thanks. 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:25pm On Sep 02, 2015 |
spice123: My ppl talk say: tenant wey say hin LANDLORD build "yeye/ordinary one room apartment", make e show us hin own! Seriously speaking, 35k-40k is the NET salary in ds case. How? 1. ACCOMMODATION: The school provides accommodation. This means at least 5k rent will be saved by her. =======> (1) 2. FEEDING: The school also provides feeding. Let's assume our Lady spends #200 per meal, times 3=#600 per day; times 30=18k per month feeding expenses saved! ========> (2) 3. TRANSPORT: since our Lady stays WITHIN, there4 no t-fare hassles. So, let's say transport go gulp #200, times 22 days (ie excluding sats and suns), gives approx 5k. So d sch has saved our Lady 5k in t-fare=======> (3) 4. MEDICALZ/MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES: As an in-house teacher/mistress, our Lady gets 2 benefit all d "condiments" d students enjoy, which, under normal circumstances she would have had 2 pay for, eg medicals, toiletries, TV, kerosene, petrol, generator, etc . Let's put ds roughly at 10k========> (4) So,all in all, d sch has saved our Lady 18k+6k+5k+10k=39k at d least! Add that 2 d 35-40k NET INCOME, and that gives a GROSS of 74-79k! So in actual fact, her gross pay is 74k AT THE LEAST! What ds means is dt at d end of d month, she smiles straight 2 d bank with at least 35k UNTOUCHED! Even some of d big schools in lekki 4 instance pay within ds range (ie 70k and above range, WITHOUT PROVIDING transport, feeding, medicalz etc) and they feel they are breaking d bank(sic) 4 u! I've said it times without number, let's look at d BIGGER PICTURE. Don't be carried away by d GROSS INCOME , look at d NET INCOME! Now, as an in-house teacher, she has d privilege of dipping her hands in d "cookie jar". How? She has unfettered access 2 d students and as such can make quick/legitimate bucks via private tutorials. Parents surely WILL PATRONIZE HER! So, let's say she has 10 students (i blv she can have more) @ 5k/ per student (at d least), that translates to 50k per month. Definitely, she can even make this 50k from a single "money-bagged" parent, but let's say she totally makes 50k to be modest, add that to 35-40k and u get 85k NET INCOME or (74+50)=124k as GROSS INCOME! What abt d "connections" from parents? Our lady has made a very good decision by my reckoning. I've said it b4 and I'll say it again, b4 u BRAG/give dt testimony in church/mosque over dt "100k" (GROSS PAY) job, first calculate and remove ALL d expenses involved. Whatever is left of d "100k" is ur ACTUAL/NET PAY! Errrrrm........, whatever is left..........., can it take u home? **scratches head** 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:06pm On Sep 02, 2015 |
artisticallyart: Arzinn.........., now u haff torked my tork, what more can I say?! **chews kola** |
Religion / Re: End-time Bible Teaching: Preparing For Rapture, Prt 4, (pray Always To Escape) by MacJC: 6:31am On Sep 01, 2015 |
annyplenty: AMEN!!! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 10:36pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
afynwa: 1. Written test: since na primary school, expect some 'Ugo C. Ugo" tinz, ie maths, English, quantitativ+verbal, and current affairs. 2. Micro teaching: (a) plz be VERY audible, Don't shout but be loud. (b) be assertive. Don't 4m 'gentlemen' o! (c) choose a topic u are VERY VERY good in; remember u've got only ONE CHANCE to impress dm. (d) No blabbing/stammering. This shows timidity/ incompetence. (e) Liven up the class; try 2 make them laugh whenever possible. Add some humor 2 ur lecture. (f) Feedback: Ensure u ask ur audience (which could be students or teachers or both) questions. (g) mobility: move round d class once in a while, this shows/ portrays "class control" and confidence. Don't just stay rooted 2 d board. (h) look into the eyez of ur students. This also portrays confidence. Don't avoid their gaze. You can focus on a few students out of d lot that u are comfortable looking at. (i) ALWAYS put on a smile, irrespective of how tense u are; ds portrays confidence (j) peradventure a question is thrown @ u which u VIRTUALLY KNOW NOTHING about, instead of babbling/spewing out thrash, smile and with FULL confidence, tell them u don't have it RIGHT NOW @ the tip of ur hands. In order words, be honest about it. (Dhoooor, dey don't expect u 2 know efrytinz.....only God is perfect ..... but dey are curious 2 know how u'll handle difficult situations). By so doing, u score a 'high' on d honesty/sincerity scale. On d other hand, if u bin get 'shikini' idea about d question, say 5%, my sister, with splendour, abeg magnify that 5% answer like say u Sabi efrytin! In other words, "ideas lo matter"! 3. LESSON NOTE: Abeg prepare 4 lesson note o! 4. ORAL INTERVIEW: (a) AGAIN, ALWAYS PUT ON A SMILE. (b) be free 2 ask dm questions too. This shows them dt u are in control of ur "environment" and MOST ESP, it tells them u are NOT DESPERATE 4 the job even if you did 7 days dry fasting 4 it! (c)Transfer/Sign-on fee: Don't sell urself cheap yet don't drive urself off d transfer market with ur wage demands. With d exception of some few cases, the population of a school, their school fees, d location of d school or/and d "reservoir" (ie capital base) of d proprietor of such school is a pointer 2 d SOF such school can offer u! So do a research on ds or better still a mental calculation/visual observation of th......... **yawns** **Zzzzzzzzzzz** 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 8:29pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
2Str8: As in,...... ehn?! Talk of a born hustler! ***salutes**** |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 6:38pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
2Str8: Your head dey there! Congratz once again. Another TOP STRIKER off the transfer market. Kudos bruv! 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 3:54pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
2Str8: Yeh! The tin wey "engris" language go cause ehn? Hmmmm, no be here o! #Lol #LMAO #LWKMD #ROTF #.......... # Nna, wen I bin talk say "backyard", I meant SCHOOLZ WITHIN UR 'HOOD (ie schoolz in ur zone) instead of "KEREJE" schoolz as misconstrued by u! Now wey u don "hammer", abeg (as bursar) no "chopulate" their money o, lest....... Hmmmm, as my people use 2 say "the cane wey dem take flog 1st wife nefa loss o, na hide dem hide am, because of 2nd wife". CONGRATZ! We go wash am o. U ALREADY know wharra mean! {Ain't talking OMO-soap}! **chews kola** 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 11:03am On Aug 29, 2015 |
rezzy: Rezzy, on point once again! 1. On d number of subjects: because of desperation 2 get a job, don't bite more dn u can chew o, biko. One-day-one-day, it will boomerang! 2. TRANSPORT: Imagine, ur friend was spending 10k out of 35k on transport alone. 4 her mind she be like "dhooor, I'm earning 35k y'all" but, Invariably, her "take home" was ONLY 25k! Why she no kukuma find 20-25k school 4 her backyard na, and save herself d Lagos traffic headache? IMOO, 40k in a school at ur "backyard" is better than 70k in a localty where u've to spend close to 20k on transport. Lagos traffic wahala nko? Mtchwwww! Abeg, gbagbe' oshi!!! But if dem giff u accommodation,....... "na God win". 3. My ppl talk say "big cloth no be big person". **sips water** 5 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 12:33am On Aug 28, 2015 |
@JOSEPH310588 EASY does it. Thanks 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MacJC: 7:31pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
rezzy: @rezzy u don start o! Why d suspense. Oya, tell us na, how much be d salary? **stretches neck** 2 Likes |
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