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Celebrities / Re: Azeezat's New Photos. by madan(f): 6:20pm On Feb 17, 2013
Lakayana: I have laughed so much. Nairalanders no ne dey carry last. But the facts that Azeezat is looking prettier than before . She was sincerely ugly before
exactly! Nw she looks prettier, nt like before wen she looked like an ugly duckling!!!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Goldie At The Grammy Awards by madan(f): 5:36pm On Feb 17, 2013
HectorTroy: *Ghost Mode* Them no dey see her....Which kain make up be that?
You called her a ghost, nw she's dead. Are u happy now
Celebrities / Re: Prezzo's Sorrowful Poem For Goldie. by madan(f): 5:31pm On Feb 15, 2013
Adura_ngba:

Dumb. Even if it is, so what?
Abi o, wetin concern that pepeye if d poem na copy and paste..bad belle person nt peepo nw... Aproko mensah!
Celebrities / Re: Lesson You Learnt From Goldie's Life And Death? by madan(f): 2:12pm On Feb 15, 2013
holly-pagan:
who is she
Go to google, u will know who she is. U don't need to come here asking such dumb question when people are in a very sad mood. Mtchewwww!!!
Celebrities / Re: OMG! What A Resemblance! A Burkina Faso Player And A Yoruba Actor.. by madan(f): 9:22am On Feb 12, 2013
oluwadare26: Mr Op is suffering from partial blindness
Don't make me believe you have a dull brain. The post talks about 'resemblance' not that the Actor is the footballer.. Just a look-alike stuff. What's the talk about partial blindness? I think you are the one suffering from conjuctivitis!!!
Celebrities / Re: OMG! What A Resemblance! A Burkina Faso Player And A Yoruba Actor.. by madan(f): 11:24pm On Feb 11, 2013
achi4u: Don't tell us ur not trippin for him...
see stone facegrin
trippin for who? I never see person trip for ?
Celebrities / Re: OMG! What A Resemblance! A Burkina Faso Player And A Yoruba Actor.. by madan(f): 11:20pm On Feb 11, 2013
tpia@:
can you really afford to be picky, or werent you looking for a boyfriend here:

https://www.nairaland.com/159729/right-guy

just asking o.



A boyfriend, you say? Dats one thing I can't even advise my enemy to look for on Nairaland not to talk of me, iro, odieshi!
Celebrities / Re: OMG! What A Resemblance! A Burkina Faso Player And A Yoruba Actor.. by madan(f): 11:16pm On Feb 11, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: They are siblings. That yoruba actor (name witheld) was born in Orobokina (Burkina) Faso or you call it Mukina/Faso. He left home early for greener pastures in Nigeria. He's an older brother to the handsome, tantilizing, scintilating, cute, prince charming, energetic & romantic Aristede Bance (that name did not match that face ).
@madan, Bance is a good match for your val. Claim it with B-speed!!!
I can't claim it ooo... He's hair style is a turn-off for me, don't know about others..Lol
Celebrities / OMG! What A Resemblance! A Burkina Faso Player And A Yoruba Actor.. by madan(f): 10:42pm On Feb 11, 2013
check dis out and tell me what you think. These two look alike, don't they? Maybe, dix player is a younger brother to our own dear Mr Latin or could he be his son? Lol

Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Halima Abubakar Pregnant For Emeka Enyiocha by madan(f): 4:55pm On Feb 11, 2013
SlyIg: Serious Amebor!
Abi o...mtchewwwww
TV/Movies / Re: Wale Adenuga Faking Foreign Scenes In Super Story by madan(f): 1:30pm On Feb 09, 2013
Agbgift: Do people still watch super story?
Abi o?
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Catch A Cheating Boyfriend by madan(f): 11:03pm On Feb 04, 2013
embarassed embarassed hey! Why are u all mouth-stabbing dix guy now? The guy dey make sense die. Wetin I guess u all are Cheaters and u don't want ur girls to detect using d points stated here. Don't worry ur sins will find u out. Social Cheaters!
Crime / Re: Slain Banker’s Husband, A Responsible Prisoner – Journalist by madan(f): 3:53pm On Feb 01, 2013
Yomieluv: Maybe the guy was possessed,yoruba people call it "EDI",and his senses is now cleared,feeling remorseful.who knows.
Exactly! Olohun maje ki aye lowo loro wa o... Amin!
Nairaland / General / Re: Today's Date Is A Palindrome - 31 / 1 / 13 by madan(f): 2:42pm On Jan 31, 2013
stacomaster: Yeepee. Celebrati0n tinz.. Bush meat with tombo!
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Celebrities / Re: New Pictures Of Tonto Dike by madan(f): 7:27pm On Jan 30, 2013
She wan become Mitchel Jackson? Or she wan join produce season 6 of WHITE CHICKS? Which one be dix bleachy wey she dey do sef? Na plastic nose remain jare, my beaurifu TOTO CHICK!
Politics / Re: If You Are The President Of Nigeria, What Will You Do Differently? by madan(f): 5:58pm On Jan 30, 2013
grin I will appoint all members of Boko Haram and MEND as Security officers in Nigeria and also have their top members share my welfare allowance with me in Aso Rockgringrin
Politics / Re: If You Are The President Of Nigeria, What Will You Do Differently? by madan(f): 5:47pm On Jan 30, 2013
iamswizz: I WILL MAKE SURE I NYASH TONTO DIKEH
u are a nincompoo! No wonder you failed your last WAEC examination..lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by madan(f): 5:34pm On Jan 30, 2013
andyanders:

Read the topic before you say"this country". Na Harare, Zimbabwe and not Nigeria. Digest a topic first before you start writing. I no sabi d kind brain una dey use read.
Fish brain!grin
Crime / Re: Man Sentenced To 3-years In Jail For Stealing BlackBerry by madan(f): 5:23pm On Jan 30, 2013
embarassed Poor man wey thief maggi, we dey see their face for crime fighters; Rich man wey thief money we no dey see their face for crime fighters! Make una lead us well, no let dix nation fall inside well, Mr Jonathan!... Anyway sha, just listenin to classic fm!
Politics / Re: What Is Your Governor Known For? by madan(f): 1:05pm On Jan 29, 2013
[quote author=Havilah93]Ogbeni Aregbe.......hmmm grin grin


What is he known for oooo undecided[/quote known for being a grammarian and his ability to make me use my dictionary compulsorily wheneva I listened to his aggressive speech on tv. Hail Ogbeni!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Beats Up Taxi Driver Over Girlfriend by madan(f): 11:30am On Jan 29, 2013
Lukshonk: Arrogancy! arrogancy!!
arrogancy!!!. Was it not
the same guy that a
policeman slapped in
Abuja when he{davido}
was boasting & asking the policeman whether
he{policeman} don't
know who he{Davido}
is, simply b/cos his car
was stopped to be
searched by a policeman on duty that night in
Wuse district?. Hmm, he
was lucky he didn't
meet my type of person
cos if i were the cab
driver, i swear that day would have been his last
day on earth cos i will
make sure i shoot him in
his head at a very close
range and i will make
sure he breath his last there before i leave.
Nonsense, who is that
his father that he
always talk about sef?
Who born the baggar?.
you also must have been dead by now I guess. And u won't have the opportunity of commenting on dix thread, abi! Mtchewwwww
Celebrities / Re: Davido Beats Up Taxi Driver Over Girlfriend by madan(f): 11:25am On Jan 29, 2013
roseybridge: As for me,I'm doubting this story small sha
exactly, there's something fishy about d story. Although, I don't like Davido, I can't imagine he could do such. Hw can the Taxi man claim to have a 100,000 in his car in dix Lagos and wil be goin around wit it on the Island? Haba! Dix dey one kind now. Make una read again, abeg.
Crime / Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by madan(f): 11:10am On Jan 29, 2013
lipsrsealed I don't believe dix story. I think it's just a cooked up story. That accident scene is just not real for me o, don't knw abt others. Abi, no b BRT be dat wey I dey see for d picture?embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Panic Rocks ‘EME’ Amidst Wizkid’s Rumoured Exit From Label by madan(f): 8:09pm On Jan 28, 2013
samphrank: Here is a recent report i culled from ‘Nigerian Films’ and decided to share online for you all… It indicates that starboy ‘WIZKID’ might br on his way out of the EME doors soon… whether true or false.. As they say.. “There is no smoke without fire”

Continue Reading………….

As we speak, there seems to be an unrest in Banky W’s Empire Mates Entertainment (EME) music label over unconfirmed reports of Wizkid’s exit from the record label. Since Wizkid left EME mansion for his Lekki, Lagos home, various reports have claimed that all is no more well between Mr Capable and ‘Holla At Ur Boy’ crooner, who now seems to expect his boss, Banky W, to ‘holla at his man’ and not a boy anymore.

Even though Banky W has reportedly claimed Wizkid is still part of EME crew, industry sources have stressed that the time bomb will soon explode just as it went between D’Banj and Don Jazzy in 2012 almost about this time and all will know the true state of Banky W’s business relationship with Wizkid, who they say, wants to move on unto a bigger level than EME.

These exit reports have left some of the EME crew in panic. It is not too clear to Nigeriafilms.com what other members of the label, who sources say are overshadowed by Wizkid’s success, feel about these reports, but we learnt that Banky W may be losing sleep amidst reports in the media over the reported Wizkid’s exit from the label soon.

Efforts to contact Banky W to make him speak about this issue proved abortive as he didn’t pick our calls put through to him. We sent a text message to his known phone number last week but as we speak, he hasn’t replied our SMS.

http://9jaolofofo.com.ng/ghen-ghen-panic-rocks-eme-amidst-wizkids-rumoured-exit-from-label/

can I have Banky's number so I can speak to him on your behalf....
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Is Gay-confirmed 100% by madan(f): 7:59pm On Jan 28, 2013
[quote author=aadetoyin]

Good 4 u but leave wizkid alone. If he's gay na him yansh go burst. embarassed
sorry 4 this gay guys, aren't u scared it can harm ur anus.
Anyway adult diapers dey town grin grin >:LWKMD... Laughing my eyes out... Can't see clearly anymore!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Is Gay-confirmed 100% by madan(f): 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2013
NoContract: #Haa...Mouth Wide Open#

[size=18pt]Sorry OP, are u GAY too? You definitely are. You just said you went to a GAY party.[/size]

I'm not homophobic tho
exactly! birds of a feather flock together.
Celebrities / Re: You're A Fool!...d'banj Slams Fan Twitter by madan(f): 7:46pm On Jan 28, 2013
omar22: Can someone tell me what Dbanj did wrong?
To have called somebody a FOOL! Sikena. grin
Celebrities / Re: Ene And Chuks Of Tinsel Get Married. by madan(f): 7:35pm On Jan 28, 2013
smileyseriously, is dix for real? Congrats!
Politics / Re: Objectively List The Sins Of The President by madan(f): 7:31pm On Jan 28, 2013
nkem Kalu: HIS 6 YEARS SINGLE TENOR BUHAHAHAHA........TRYING TO THINK NIGERIANS ARE FOOLS WHILE ATTEMPTING TO GET EIGHT YEARS TENOR FROM THE BACK DOOR. AGAIN, COMING BACK TO DENY THAT IT WAS NOT HIS OWN IDEA. THEN WHOSE IDEA WAS IT? WHY CAN'T U OWN UP TO YOUR OWN BLUNDER. (2) HIS HANDLING OF VINCENT OGBULAFO'S CASE WHEN THE MAN SIMPLY SAID THE NORTH SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO COMPLETE THEIR EIGHT YEAR TENOR. AS IF THE MAN OGBULAFOR DOES NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY HIS OPINION ...HE WAS REMOVED FROM OFFICE ON TRUMPT UP CHARGES OF CORRUPTION AND TILL NOW WE DON'T KNOW THE RESULT OF THOSE CHARGES. (3) HE SPENDS MONEY ON IRRELEVANT THINGS...SUCH AS PRINTING N5,000.00 NOTES, INDEPENDENT N50.00 NOTES, CHANGING PLATE NUMBERS WHEN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE.......INFACT, HIS SINS ARE SO MANY AND CANNOT BE FORGIVEN BY GOD HIMSELF. THE THEORY OF GO AND SIN NO MORE IS NOT IN HIS DIARY. HE IS A PERPETUAL SINNER (4) ON THE ECONOMIC FRONT? HE IS A slowpoke. NIGERIA ACCUMMULATED A TOTAL DEBT OF $32B FROM 1970 TO ATLEAST YEAR 2000 WHEN OBASANJO AND OKONJO IWEALA APPEALED TO THE WORLD BANK AND THE PARIS CLUB TO WRITE OFF THE DEBTS. AND THIS DEBT WAS ACCUMMULATED OVER VARIOUS SUCCESSIVE GOVERNMENTS, BUT JONATHAN HAS SINGLE HANDELY PUT NIGERIA INTO A DEBT OF $28B IN TWO YEARS.....SO HOW CAN THIS BE ACCOUNTED FOR WITH ALL THE SUBSIDY BUHAHAHA. NIGERIA IS SIMPLY BANKRUPT UNDER JONATHAN. THE STOCK EXCHANGE THAT WAS TRADING FOR ABOUT N16 TRILLION STOCK NOW HAS LESS THAN N4 TRILLION UNDER GEJ. INFACT, HIS SINS ARE TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION
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nkem Kalu: HIS 6 YEARS SINGLE TENOR BUHAHAHAHA........TRYING TO THINK NIGERIANS ARE FOOLS WHILE ATTEMPTING TO GET EIGHT YEARS TENOR FROM THE BACK DOOR. AGAIN, COMING BACK TO DENY THAT IT WAS NOT HIS OWN IDEA. THEN WHOSE IDEA WAS IT? WHY CAN'T U OWN UP TO YOUR OWN BLUNDER. (2) HIS HANDLING OF VINCENT OGBULAFO'S CASE WHEN THE MAN SIMPLY SAID THE NORTH SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO COMPLETE THEIR EIGHT YEAR TENOR. AS IF THE MAN OGBULAFOR DOES NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY HIS OPINION ...HE WAS REMOVED FROM OFFICE ON TRUMPT UP CHARGES OF CORRUPTION AND TILL NOW WE DON'T KNOW THE RESULT OF THOSE CHARGES. (3) HE SPENDS MONEY ON IRRELEVANT THINGS...SUCH AS PRINTING N5,000.00 NOTES, INDEPENDENT N50.00 NOTES, CHANGING PLATE NUMBERS WHEN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE.......INFACT, HIS SINS ARE SO MANY AND CANNOT BE FORGIVEN BY GOD HIMSELF. THE THEORY OF GO AND SIN NO MORE IS NOT IN HIS DIARY. HE IS A PERPETUAL SINNER (4) ON THE ECONOMIC FRONT? HE IS A slowpoke. NIGERIA ACCUMMULATED A TOTAL DEBT OF $32B FROM 1970 TO ATLEAST YEAR 2000 WHEN OBASANJO AND OKONJO IWEALA APPEALED TO THE WORLD BANK AND THE PARIS CLUB TO WRITE OFF THE DEBTS. AND THIS DEBT WAS ACCUMMULATED OVER VARIOUS SUCCESSIVE GOVERNMENTS, BUT JONATHAN HAS SINGLE HANDELY PUT NIGERIA INTO A DEBT OF $28B IN TWO YEARS.....SO HOW CAN THIS BE ACCOUNTED FOR WITH ALL THE SUBSIDY BUHAHAHA. NIGERIA IS SIMPLY BANKRUPT UNDER JONATHAN. THE STOCK EXCHANGE THAT WAS TRADING FOR ABOUT N16 TRILLION STOCK NOW HAS LESS THAN N4 TRILLION UNDER GEJ. INFACT, HIS SINS ARE TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION
I think u should be the next president, so that u can correct Jonathan's mistakes.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Apologizes For Jesus Joke On Twitter by madan(f): 6:03pm On Jan 28, 2013
DANILSA:
our christians? shocked shocked Thank God no house was burnt, no mosque burnt, nobody killed cos i know this Christians can be very rough sometimes, they can get to any extent for Christianity
WTF are you talking about? Or e be like say u don high when commenting on dix thread.shocked shocked
Religion / Re: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by madan(f): 5:46pm On Jan 28, 2013
haba! Dix is weird! Hw could you conceive such nonsense in your medularoblongata? Even the guy wey sing am sef don talk am say ''nobody wanna see you rising'' bad belle peepo. Abeg make I dance my Azonto jare... O ya watch me do my azonto azonto...

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