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Business / bb by maikhel: 7:41pm On Jan 20, 2018
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Business / I Want To Buy A Fiverr Account by maikhel: 10:23am On Jan 18, 2017
Hello, if you wanna sell a fiverr account, I'm ready and willing to buy, kindly message me on whatsapp at 07032731124. God bless
Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by maikhel: 6:23pm On Jan 17, 2017
I don't know why girls are like this. They will tell you they want to think about it when they really want you. I see the girl losing sha cos it seems OP is losing patience. Sharon gree for ur guy na

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Fashion / Why Do All Second-hand Cloths Smell The Same by maikhel: 2:19pm On Aug 21, 2014
I always wonder why all second hand(okrika) cloths smell the same,they all have one particular smell. What gives it that smell?
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by maikhel: 6:03am On Aug 17, 2014
Yungmilio2 oga, hw na
Programming / Re: Let Me Teach You How To Design A Website With Html. by maikhel: 6:31pm On Aug 12, 2014
Fallowin
Phones / Re: Common Languages Before Answering Calls by maikhel: 5:51pm On Aug 12, 2014
From these comments,u can deduce that social networking has overcome verbal communication through the phone.

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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by maikhel: 8:07am On Aug 12, 2014
Anyone seen yungmilio2??
Romance / Re: Help Me:- Am Addicted To P0rn &mastur’bation – What Should I Do To Stop? by maikhel: 3:32pm On Aug 11, 2014
The perfect solution -GO AND MEET TB JOSHUA!!! He'll cast out that demon of masturbation..do that and thank me later
Nairaland / General / Re: TEENAGERS ONLY(14 - 19)::: Post Your Picture If You Think You Cute!! by maikhel: 12:40pm On Aug 11, 2014
Kids! Kids! Everywhere..shit
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons To Marry A Fat Girl by maikhel: 12:36pm On Aug 11, 2014
Tufiakwa!!! Fat wetin,oloun maje...
Romance / Re: Help Me:- Am Addicted To P0rn &mastur’bation – What Should I Do To Stop? by maikhel: 12:34pm On Aug 11, 2014
Guys be giving advice like they aint got d same problems...but it's not of ma biznis...

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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by maikhel: 12:18pm On Aug 11, 2014
Yungmilio2 oga abeg no forget me today oo,na ur hand we dey oo,lol....green tinz for y'all this week

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Kind Of Butt Do You Have? by maikhel: 6:52pm On Aug 10, 2014
As per skinny dude,its noasatall..my yansh small,so what? undecided
Romance / Re: 10 Signs That She Is Not That Into You! by maikhel: 6:43pm On Aug 10, 2014
Look i've got a girl that's not showing this signs,in fact she's doing d exact opposite and she specifically told she's not into me when i asked her out. We do hang out and have fun
Education / Re: Share your Examination Memories by maikhel: 5:40pm On Aug 08, 2014
Hehe
,oluwa o se oo,i made frontpage oo..signs of beta tinz to come niyen

Okay so my gce wasnt that eventful or adventurous,buh waec ahhh..lemme tell u d story

So yea imma good student,above average,so i'll rate myself 70percent academically. I had made up my mind to use chocks(expo). So came d practicals,biology was ok,our teachers didnt help at all but if u didnt know how to draw,my teacher would pass ur paper to sm1 to draw for you but would never pass ur paper for sm1 to copy or write for u,only drawing. I drew for some chicks then cheesy . So chemistry practical came,our teacher only told us d titre values,so u have to know how u will plan ur experiment,u mustnt copy anyone's calculations but u can ask for walkthrough cheesy . Physics ahh,this one was scary,we were only told that d practical would be on weight,light and electricity,so you'll pick two,i went for light and electricity sha. Omo doing 'light' was smooth but electricity gave me a hard time,i erased and erased my graph paper. When d invigilator said 'Stop!!'I almost peed in my pants. I had to start doing rubbish,i sha plotted d stupid graph and submitted,i went home sobbing and this gingered my spirit to use expo for physics obj and theory


Omo me gan wey responsible on a normal day come dey do expo,girls were naw callin me in d midnite for expo,make sense o,if i should enter class in d morning,guys and girls go rush me. I come put some of my guys in command,20people per person. Some go enter toilet dey cram question. Mind you my school is a private school where an average student is brilliant,so add expo to it,that's totally awesome.

We didnt see answers at all,only questions. Econs came we conquered it,physics,chemistry,maths didnt come o,english came but na only d question,so not easy,we all had A1 in geography(our teacher was paid 100k for this,they didnt know we used expo to pass)

At d end my result maths-b2 eng-b3,chem-b2,phy-a1,geo-a1,econs-a1,yoruba-b3,bio-c6,

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Religion / Re: If Jesus Comes Now,what Events Will Take Place by maikhel: 5:03pm On Aug 08, 2014
twosquare: listen,by the time the Man of Sin will arrive...many won't know him unless those who have higher eyes to sight him...he will come as a Lamb,even though he is a dragon...this is it....that guy will unveil lawlessness to people and create a system whereby people will learn lawlessness and imbibed it. A lie is going to come from him....know that lie is a lifestyle,not literal lie you know....it will be like Jesus....I am the Way,Truth and Life.(opposite)
it won't come suddenly,even if God wants to save you from it,HE will be unable coz You urself will resist Him....it has already started...look at the advanced nations....by the time the beast is going to come with his agenda,you won't believe anything else except that which He shown to you
thats totally true oo,the devil is a DECEIVER and will deceive many,hmmm scary
Business / Re: Make Maaad Money With Facebook Nowww by maikhel: 4:50pm On Aug 08, 2014
arbitrage:

How much is the price?
1k bro
Religion / Re: If Jesus Comes Now,what Events Will Take Place by maikhel: 4:45pm On Aug 08, 2014
twosquare: we're saying the same thing....the beast will give its mark,GOD too will have its own...that's why i said maikhel need not wait till that time coz it has already begun. 666 don't start in one day...people will grow into it and become sons of perdition....that's why i said it is the 'fullness of Wickedness'.....so get the mark of God, or you get that of the beast....no in-between
so are u saying that immediately the events start to occur,u get d mark..so if one has been a sinner all his life and wants to change his ways on that day so he could have the mark of God,it wont be possible anymore
Business / Make Maaad Money With Facebook Nowww by maikhel: 4:39pm On Aug 08, 2014
Ever heard of facebook autopilot? With fb autopilot you can earn close a $100(16000k) a day. Yes im serious. All you need is your phone/computer,a new facebook account. I will tell you how to set everything up,it's been prepared in my ebook. Whatsapp-07033145600
Religion / Re: If Jesus Comes Now,what Events Will Take Place by maikhel: 4:32pm On Aug 08, 2014
MrPresident1:

You are mistaken. No one will catch anyone to give him 666. 666 is a mark of distinction for people who have given themselves over to the beast. People who are diseased and corrupted into the way of the beast. Greed, covetousness, wickedness, idolatry and all manners of evil human behaviour are the symptoms of the corrupting disease. You become infected through your thoughts (forehead) or through the works of your hand (right hand)
bro,so that means one can sit in his parlour and not be disturbed/tortured to collect d mark. Also i think at that time if you dont have that mark,you cant buy food or anything. If one dies of hunger nko,is that heaven or hell
Religion / What If..... by maikhel: 4:22pm On Aug 08, 2014
What if after all our struggles to be born again/holy and u mistakenly sin on that last day? Isn't that hell for you? What if we all go to hell? Are we worthy enough? Entering heaven is like a camel passing through a needle,you know how hard that is. Thousands enter hell everyday,i guess. Makes me think hell wont be enough to occupy people,lol. Can HE forgive and spare us all? I doubt it. I wish ours was the days of Noah,you know like we read in d bible and God should use the same method. Like he should tell someone from asia to build it and then travel round world to pick us. I would enter because I had seen it in d bible happen before. Ahh,eve,if only you hadnt eaten that apple.
Religion / If Jesus Comes Now,what Events Will Take Place by maikhel: 3:51pm On Aug 08, 2014
Okay so if the trumpet sounds now..d sun will darken first abi. I think they said different creatures will come to earth to coerce us to get 666 on our bodies and also can one refuse to collect d number,what if these creatures kill you in the process(i.e if you disagree to collect d mark). Does God hears one prayer during that time? If you change your ways,can you still make heaven..

Bible scholars pls tell me how the events wil follow and answer my questions. GOd bless
Education / Re: How Many Time Did You Write WAEC/GCE? by maikhel: 3:35pm On Aug 08, 2014
Wow,i wrote gce in 2011 when i was in ss2,i had distinctions in all(no credit) except for TD and further maths,na f9 i get for both of them. Then in 2012 i did waec,i had Bs and As and a C6 in biology...i didnt do TD and further maths cheesy

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