What a story for Thomas Partey! He woke up in Ghana this morning; hurried back to England to face Liverpool in their second leg semi-final match of the Carabao Cup after being dumped out of the Africa Cup of Nations, only to be sent off minutes after his introduction!
It's not only in Cameroon (venue of the AFCON) there isn't PartEy for Thomas, there also isn't at the Emirates!

How funny this can really be! You said you're an atheist yet you said "Thank God..."!

Why couldn't Christ stop the govt from demolishing that building.

Thank God I'm an atheist sha.[/quote]

24 May, 2020.
Dear CADE,
I wonder if this will get to you before it's too late; nevertheless, I had to scribble some things down as quickly as possible. Remember Carol Blandish of THE FLESH OF THE ORCHID; the one you took some pictures of, she's gone missing again, and it has been reported that she was last seen with you. A huge bounty has been staked on you for anyone with your whereabouts.
Your girl EVE has been talking lately how urgently she needs money to pay herself out of Baird. I'm afraid she will talk sooner rather than later all your hideouts. She's always in for the FAST BUCK! I've warned you about her but you won't have it-YOU NEVER KNOW WITH WOMEN...she'll squeal!
It wonders me more now how you have taken a great interest in her after recking your illustrious career...YOU MUST BE KIDDING thinking that you'd settle down with her! She's become THE SOFT CENTRE in your life. I don't have anything to do with EVE; it's you I have something with. Remember how she has destroyed many strong men; you're her next PAW IN THE BOTTLE, or JUST ANOTHER SUCKER to her.
I'd suggest if you WANT TO STAY ALIVE, HAVE A CHANGE OF SCENE or YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD. You don't have to be seen openly cause you are NOT SAFE TO BE FREE for now. I don't need to remind you that YOU'RE LONELY WHEN YOU'RE DEAD and THE DEAD STAY DUMB. I don't know how long you'll be in the hiding, and even if you have BUT A SHORT TIME TO LIVE, be patient. I will think of a way out.
Come to think of it; is Carol truly with you? If yes, why are you keeping her? How long do you think you will keep her there without being noticed? Remember, THE GOLD FISH HAVE NO HIDING PLACE. If she's with you, you had better keep her safe and well because there will be NO ORCHIDS FOR MISS BLANDISH if she's found anything less than well.
To say how serious this is is an understatement. Everybody wants to cash out on the bounty placed; even there are some HIPPIES ON THE HIGHWAY raiding any vehicle they see. THIS IS FOR REAL, Val.
I know you will be wondering how I know so much...I've always got AN EAR TO THE GROUND; I see, I hear, and I'm told. If I can't do something from here soon then you will have TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF. I'm doing this for you because this is one of THE THINGS MEN DO for other men. Besides, if I don't do this, it will be A SUCKER PUNCH should A CAN OF WORMS be opened! SO WHAT HAPPENS TO ME if (I'm scared to write 'when') you are caught (or even killed)? So, you see why I'll do anything to MAKE THE CORPSE WALK to protect you? I'm really worried because there is always a detective Lepsky whose wife will go to any length to see that her husband cracks the hardest cases to get promoted by watching how MISS SHUNWAY WAVES A WAND. Well, you must do everything to stay faraway and safe from people. Everyone from now on must be TRUSTED LIKE THE FOX! Don't leave any trace behind if not it will be like 'THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES' story!

Yours troubled,
MALLORY.

May God help Liverpool. It just seems like the odds are against them being champions.

Hello house, this is my very first post here and I need your advice medically (to the experts and anyone with a similar experience previously). My wife woke up last night and rushed to the restroom to pee, and since then she's been frequenting there. This is her first experience of this kind and it's quite disturbing how this is turning out. The lockdown exercise is limiting our movement and which hospital one can even go. Please, experts in the house, I would appreciate your say and advice. Thanks.

Here in Lagos Island, we have at least 20 hrs of power supply...!