Planning funeral programme for my father in law . I don't know Yoruba translation in Yoruba

I plan going for my father in law burial .the programme would be in Yoruba .we don't know what to call euology in the programm

For a disclosure . I am not close to this family in any form and shape . we are just a distant acquintances. But I'm baflle and concern about their family set up and I want to discuss it here .
Husband happened to be a doctor here in ireland with a good GP practice . Wife is a trained nurse and function as the husband practice manager .
I managed a travel agency in Ireland and the wife happened to be my good customer. I have noticed over the past 5 years her alternate month journey back to Nigeria and I was thinking she may be doing a very good bussiness in Nigeria .I finally got a break in the case when her sister came to make a booking for Nigeria travel plan in December and I asked her inocently what sort of business is her siter doing in Nigeria . The lady could no longer keep the family secret as She's is very disgusted with her sisters double life . She told me that her sister is effecively keeping a double husband for 10 years . One is a naval officer in Nigeria and the seond is the doctor in Ireland .I asked why didn't you tell the Irelnad husband ? she told me She's tried but the sister have a lot of control on what goes on in the house and It Is like she's using Juju ( jaz)on the man .I felt so sorry for this quiet easy going man that i don't know how to tell him . I was thinking of written an annonymus letter to his email telling him what is happening . The Naija Naval husband has sent his wife packing because of this woman which i think is very eveil and decietful .To Make the matter worst she came to Nigeria in Decmeber with her chuiildren and introduce the Naval man to them as their uncle . Chilldren 6 and 4 couldn't understand what their mother is doing . For all intent and purpose the kids may not belong to the doctor . I see this man everyday and I am very anguish knowing what i know and how to tell him. i hope to get a good advice form forum members

Doctors   used  to  say    that  the  female reproductive organ is  an elastic organ that is opened  to the outside world !!  I  agree  it is open to  the outside   world  but  disagree  with  the   elastic   nature of it .  The     question is ,after  child birth   through the woman  canal,  Does  it   retained   the   old  structure of tightness  .We've   been married  for  5  years  an  now  have  a  beautiful baby  boy   2 years  back .  Seen  the  boy   daily  always   remind    me of how   his  passage   though   my  wife   canal   has   disorganized   the   whole  friction   and  suctioning   device  system  and  we are  considering  travelling to  India  for  vaginoplasty    to  restore    the  friction   and  suctioning     function of her  organ   and  for   a   5000  dollars    extra   we   can  get her hymen    repaired  as   well  . Total  cost  15  000  dollars    excluding  flight  ticket.  Once    the   down    friction is  restored   we   can   rekindle our   love and opted  for    elective  CS   with   subsequent      baby ( last one of  course ). I have shopped around for the cost before settling to do it in India South Africa is 25 oo00 dollar US 40 000 Dollars and UK private 30 000 dollars without NHS

could  anyone   help to  hack for   my last    gmail  acount I lost the password and forgot my security questions
contact me on  danmallam2001@yahoo.com

She can not be talking to 190

Enough of NIja  women   cheating on there husband 
I just   got a heart  break    recently   when i  caught my  wife  of  18 years  cheating on  me  with a  Nija Professor
It  Hits you  like a  thunderbolt  and  you  feel  your  life  is coming to an  end   
But  you  gonna  be  strong  to  carry   on at least  for  the  sake  of your  kids 
Why  are Nija   women  such  an hypocrites -?  They worship  God  like there is no tomorrow and  yet  they  still   comits adultery
I just    wonder  aloud   What  do  Nija women  wants ?

Could anyone Lets chat in yoruba pambele