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Politics / Re: Help Transform A Corrupt Democratic Government To A Kingdom. by manwork(m): 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2013
Hahaha... i know it sounds crazy but someone I knew is serious about it.
Religion / Re: Proof For Trinity?? by manwork(m): 12:01am On Jan 05, 2013
Baptism anyone?
The proper form of baptism is in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit as Jesus designated in Matt. 28:19. And not in the name of God! So will that prove the importance of the Trinity?

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Foreign Affairs / Help Transform A Corrupt Democratic Government To A Kingdom. by manwork(m): 10:43pm On Jan 04, 2013
If I happen to be one of the wealthiest man on earth, what are the realistic steps must I do to transform my country from a Corrupt Democratic government to a Kingdom, with me proclaimed as King?
Target time frame 3 to 5 years from Democracy to ‘Absolute Monarchy’ without bloodshed.
Target country: The Philippines

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Politics / Help Transform A Corrupt Democratic Government To A Kingdom. by manwork(m): 10:14pm On Jan 04, 2013
If I happen to be one of the wealthiest man on earth, what are the realistic steps must I do to transform my country from a Corrupt Democratic government to a Kingdom, with me proclaimed as King?
Target time frame 3 to 5 years from Democracy to ‘Absolute Monarchy’ without bloodshed.
Target country: The Philippines

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Business / Re: Who Will Personally Teach Me How To Build A Website? by manwork(m): 8:30pm On Jan 03, 2013
I built mine with: www.wix.com
Literature / Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by manwork(m): 5:49pm On Jan 03, 2013
Soon to be the wealthiest man!
Jokes Etc / Re: If This Doesnt Make U Laff Call Me Ediott!! by manwork(m): 5:06pm On Jan 03, 2013
Other version:
One day, Picky accidentally fell into the lion cage and broke his leg. Couldn’t climb back up the cage Picky started to shout for help. When he saw the lion fast approaching he shouted even louder! The lion hurriedly cover Picky’s mouth with his lion paw and whispered to him “quiet you fool, or we both loose our job!”









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Jokes Etc / Re: If This Doesnt Make U Laff Call Me Ediott!! by manwork(m): 5:05pm On Jan 03, 2013
Other version:
One day, Picky accidentally fell into the lion cage and broke his leg. Couldn’t climb back up the cage Picky started to shout for help. When he saw the lion fast approaching he shouted even louder! The lion hurriedly cover Picky’s mouth with his lion paw and whispered to him “quiet you fool, or we both loose our job!”

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Jokes Etc / Re: Free Kidnapping Test by manwork(m): 8:00pm On Jan 02, 2013
10 Ss!

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Jokes Etc / Re: No Need 2 Buy Callender Dis Year by manwork(m): 7:46pm On Jan 02, 2013
It's still a joke, because we still need to buy one of those used calendars o. but where?
Jokes Etc / Re: Question Of The Week by manwork(m): 7:57pm On Jan 01, 2013
Give me:
1. Concentrated Fruit Juice.
2. Concert Tickets.
3. Contact Lens.
4. Contract Envelope
5. Continental News
6. Condense Milk
Jokes Etc / Birthday Boy's Wish by manwork(m): 12:34am On Dec 30, 2012
Birthday boy wrote to his mother who's working abroad.

Boy wrote: Mama, it's my birthday next week. Can you send me a Walkman for my birthday please?

Mother wrote back: I know that Gameboy I sent you last birthday will make you less focused in your studies and other things!
Look at you! I wonder why you didn't inherit my wisdom! Look at how stupid you are!?
You wasted your time writing to me and asking me for a Walkman without even telling me the size of your feet?

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