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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 11:44pm On Sep 04, 2019
Okay, sorry it was more of an assumption and he was trying to get clarification...& I think he has received the answer he was seeking for, so it's cool

ChasteGhuy:
he stated his opinion, fine.

So how should that be my main business to focus on?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 10:55pm On Sep 04, 2019
Well, first he asked the question. Then he stated his opinion. So both

ChasteGhuy:
was he asking or stating what he feels?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 4:17pm On Sep 04, 2019
Because it sounded like it was lol.

I think the main issue hillaboi was referring to is, whether there's any correlation between performance in the test and the interview scheduling. I remember asking this question sometime ago. He probably missed it

ChasteGhuy:


Lol... Why do you think it is? I wasn't joking.

I want to understand the main issue raised that warrants our attention

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 4:01pm On Sep 04, 2019
ChasteGhuy:

Remind me the main issue raised.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 1:12pm On Sep 04, 2019
Noted lol
bobowaja:

If u want to type the F word change d u to v
Fvck
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 1:02pm On Sep 04, 2019
Haha so there has to a-licking?...anyways, I don't get to decide which one is used

ChasteGhuy:
ok... We'd change is to butt-licking. Is that okay by you?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 12:15pm On Sep 04, 2019
Lmao this proves my point. I mentioned the F word and it turned to 'bleep'...I guess 'asslicking' didn't make the list of profane words lol

mapman:
What is the fascination with this thread and the word 'asslicking' though? I've noticed people censoring the word 'Bleep' here which seems less graphic and vulgar. Why not 'asskissing'?...Again I ask, what is with that word?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 12:13pm On Sep 04, 2019
What is the fascination with this thread and the word 'asslicking' though? I've noticed people censoring the word 'Bleep' here which seems less graphic and vulgar. Why not 'asskissing'?...Again I ask, what is with that word?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 5:18pm On Sep 03, 2019
Teaser! grin Bro, you get stanners sha...& I be one of them. Btw, why the number 4?

Teaser4:
haaaaa...big bro only me, my head is swelling and my eyes dey push me too lol. I don't even know what to type. thanks for the sweet words...Amen to the apl ..cos na the koko be that...I wish you success too egbon, I pray you get the job too, May the Lord be with you and your family.

the leadership part I no too like spotlight like that.....I remember when I worked at MCK few years back, I was appointed head of my dept, my leadership style got me into trouble cos I hardly take things serious lol...just kidding about that. lol.

but if the GT president get cabinets, I'd love to serve as the "director of socials", thats my thingy

I hail egbon nla

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 10:11pm On Sep 02, 2019
Only a repeat of what happened in 1779 cheesy

Enntay:




So what happens when you meet at the towers

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 4:07am On Aug 31, 2019
I can't sleep, so I'm here at this time catching up on the happenings of the past week.

This Sir, is a five star comment. Well said

FLOW101:
Too many people have said this on this thread for me to ignore.

Why does Nigeria, the global poverty capital, hate high-fliers who don't parade the faux humility we're known for?

Why haven't we realized that asking people who are ambitious to dumb down just to preserve the fragile egos of mediocres made us such a disfunctional society?


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 9:57pm On Aug 17, 2019
Lmao this one had me laughing out loud...think I even coughed in the process. I like how these scammers all have one thing in common: bad spelling. So easy to spot.

As regards the influx of fake news to this thread, my advice is to apply critical thinking free of emotive or emotional expressions when viewing or responding to the comments. It'll save you unnecessary stress.

My guy @Teaser4, I dey enjoy your replies...anybody wey choose to be unfortunate by posting misleading information here, I beg continue to dey fire dem as you dey do.

giftometre:
NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!

Guys o, some persons are already out to scam some applicants. I'll spare us the irrelevant details. I received a call this morning from a strange number (see attached) requesting I resend my credentials. Reason that they want to confirm if the credentials I submitted during the interview were mine. Local man was beaming with joy and happiness, in his mind, his name is on the APL List. I was sent mail addresses to forward the credentials to (they weren't suspicious mail address). Some minutes later I was sent two mails (see attached screenshots). On requesting how do I get my Serial Portal form, I was asked to pay to (#3400 only) to obtain the form ☺. It dawned on me that I passed through all these stress only to attend to a scammer. Mtcheewwww. Local man cannot hold this anger anymore.
#Beware of the number in the picture.
#Wrong spellings everywhere ��
#I don't know where he even got my number
#Has anyone been through this too?
#Northern brethren wants to scam me from his intonation.

PS: I have this feeling my name is already on the APL list. Not of my works but by God's grace and mercy....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 11:32am On Aug 09, 2019
Cool story, bro!

Bankalert:
I have received assurance of my APL... see you at the NNPC towers when APL starts rolling out... This will be my last comment here until then....
Don't quote me because I won't give you a response...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 3:02pm On Aug 07, 2019
1tnega:
Greetings ladies and gentlemen. Please there is no correlation between transportation fare and appointment letter.The recruitment process is quite stiff and competitive. While all controls are in place to curb the influence of godfathers and cabals, it is disheartening that some to a minimal extent undermined the process. While you people are busy complementing those applicants on this forum providing information, please note and be worried that you are being replaced with them…#Fact#1. A high performer (Name withheld) with a 2.1 and 9+ years’ experience in procurement & CIPS certificate from edo was replaced with c12112(Name withheld), a mechanical engineer with no single professional certificate for a procurement role. Those of you counting on God/Allah and your outstanding performance should be rest assured that the …….. is working hard to ensure merit. You are free to quote and bash me, but remember to pray for grace and tell yourself the truth and most importantly remember that as soon as you come online with your device I can access your complete details and location. Out!!!!!!

The bolded is too specific a description not to be true... please does any local man in the house fit this profile? I wantu check something

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 1:01pm On Aug 03, 2019
Ayyyyy bro, my hands dey up smiley How your side this weekend? Me I dey go flex my 20k sha. No time. Make local man take something calm himself down after this stressful week wink

Teaser4:
Good afternoon local men and women(Chasteghuy, bobowaja, eny, larride, gbriels, gbyms, terir4,jobseeker, benflash, beeam seunpumping, jiang,mosgoon, black11, adebiwa09, macgiver1,realistic,inception,eggovic, chigboboss, mapman, mathology, scooby,monlawal and all of una wey i know type una name no be afojudi oh, local man no fit. Special shout out to Big Bros Jarus. Its your boy teaser, I hail una oh.... Sheko wale

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 11:47am On Aug 03, 2019
#FreeMosgoon grin

Btw guys, did anyone notice how this year NDDC were able to conclude the overseas scholarship process in the shortest time. I heard they've even made payments to those who were successful for their flight tickets. Goes to show that with the right person in charge things can work well in Nigeria

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 3:04pm On Aug 01, 2019
; cheesy Guy, wetin be your own na? The thing dey my mind since, alert or no alert

joobseekar:



And na today, you get alert, no? it's kk.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 2:40pm On Aug 01, 2019
I woke up this morning to a rejection mail for an application I made. The way the HR phrased the rejection, even complimenting me in the process, I just found myself smiling.
I know they won't do it, but I just think it's not cool that having gone through this journey with NNPC they'll just go silent on you if you aren't successful. A bit of closure would go a long way in keeping people from remaining hopeful.
Anyways, in the end I wish us all success and good luck no matter the outcome of this process

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 1:04pm On Aug 01, 2019
What do you say to the KING of alert? grin

Teaser4:
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not receive alert: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me, you go dey save from king ayam and the other man all Tuesday/Wednesday, till NNPC make things clearer....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 12:13pm On Aug 01, 2019
Lol I didn't see it. Let me go check

chilax94:

Guy you get mind o, you were looking forward to an alert from King after what Moogunpaipan said yesterday.
It will end well for us , and hopefully he's talking BS as usual.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 12:12pm On Aug 01, 2019
Thanks.

Vallar Alertus. All men will receive alert

Enireqx20:


Congratulations wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 10:57am On Aug 01, 2019
Interview date: July 9th. Just received an alert of 20k from the King. I was really looking forward to receiving this cash

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 11:28am On Jul 27, 2019
It was panel 39. The panel chairman is an SAP Specialist and I think head of the Supply Chain Management division in NNPC. He wore a black suit, black shirt and red tie. Funny thing is the first thing they asked me was if I remembered any of their names after they had introduced themselves. I think I murdered the last name (the man sat to the right of the chairman) cause it got them all laughing

Gidigan:



I don't even know the panel number. I did mine July 9th though.
Meanwhile is there anyone who did his or her interview on July 9th that has received tf?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 9:58am On Jul 27, 2019
You've done well, bro. This feels like therapy. At least we can be sure of good content on here through the weekend until next week when the speculators introduce new claims lol

yungmin:
I think I should be credited for bringing sanity to this thread. Na me first share interview experience yesterday and others started following which has been interesting cool cool angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 9:31pm On Jul 26, 2019
The panelist informed me that he needed to sight my documents so I gave them to him. He gave them back at the end of the interview

Gbyms:

But I was think that the people that were there for ushering us to sit immediately we enter when they tell us to move to the front for the rearranging of our file.
I did not know how it became job of chief panelist. Hope I did not did anything wrong as I didn’t give in my original. Imagine if it has a marks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 9:24pm On Jul 26, 2019
Bro, you were asked that too?...were you interviewed on the 9th at the ITD building? That was my first time hearing of it. I studied Electronic Product Design (BSc) and Information Systems (MSc) so that question was completely unexpected. I blabbed for a few minutes and then the HSE guy interrupted me and was like, "okay, what are the techniques used to achieve it? Mention 5" and that's how I froze embarassed. Towards the end, the chief panelist rephrased the question and asked me why CDM was important. I managed to answer and the HSE guy came again to repeat the question "what are the technologies or techniques used to achieve what you just spoke about?" Again I froze. Anyways, it's all in God's hands. I could have said something but I just wasn't sure

Ukodo1123:
That question concerning CDM was a dangerous question

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 9:09pm On Jul 24, 2019
These guys be messing with people's feelings smh. There's a line and it shouldn't be crossed. We need to ban anyone who posts such fake photos here again lol

larride:


Don’t underestimate people’s joblessness.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 9:03pm On Jul 24, 2019
Ermm.. no year. July 24, 2001?

Beeam:
It's not mine fam

A friend just received this.

He received Tfare




Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 4:54pm On Jul 24, 2019
Lol I feel you bro. Everybody get en own opinion. We suppose dey civil and polite with one another whether we agree with their opinion or not...& bro, even their source get en own source lol. We all dey the same boat so make we just dey watch, with hope for the best outcome

Teaser4:
bro you dey mind those mumus, dey think say na their church/school WhatsApp group...lots of nairaland newbies... "learn to ignore , laugh or fvck off"... Me goun post anything i feel like...but I will never post source cos I no get one.. I'm for the ABT.. Until i get paid...I won't stop supporting the theory...if that doesn't go down well with anyone here... make una slide...

PS...bro I hope you know say this quote no dey for you sha...safe bro

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 3:52pm On Jul 24, 2019
What "important update" or information do people expect to get from nairaland at this stage of the process?... perhaps you'll find out from here that a letter is being written to be sent to enquire about the delay in paying the transport fare? Lol

I only opened this thread after I was invited for the interview because then I needed important information. Since after my interview I've been here every day because all of us here have something in common, and reading the playful comments reminds me that we're all anxious and hoping for the best.
These jokes aren't hurting anybody so please, allow them. In my opinion, I believe the official NNPC twitter handle might be a more suitable place to receive "important updates", not nairaland




Why should I stay away when important updates are flushed away with irrelevant posts. All because of cheap popularity

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 8:21am On Jul 24, 2019
Here

Fredkio:
This whole Rivers state gist got me thinking. . Where are my fellow Rivers people o....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mapman(m): 8:59pm On Jul 23, 2019
You spoke with so much certainty. In fact, your comment sounded more like a prophecy/prediction than a speculation, which is what it is. Surely you can't be so sure of the selection process unless you're an insider?


boscom:
Selection process possible determinants.

Basically, this will not be based on federal character alone but some other fundamentals could make the selection tense for some candidates while others may have it easy.

For the GT, generally GTs in most organizations are selected based on performance without considering the course of study, purely on order merit, I see NNPC not being an exception to this. With this, the selection will be stiff, depending on your state and the number left from your state allocation after deduction of the successful EH slots.

The EH will be selected first; this is an existing workspace that needs to be fixed, hence, the job placement, unlike GTs that will be cultured for task ahead, I mean, future needs. The EH selection process will be based on the best man for the job and not state as some states may not even have applicants for the role.

Lets simulate an instance here, the role of Company Secretary should go out for just one applicant out of many, it means such applicants will be competing with other smart applicants across the federation for this role and not his or her village people. This instance, takes us to complexity 2, this automatically reduced the number allocated to FCT and as such, affects the number of seats left for the GTs from FCT. In this scenario, Some EHs will be fortunate; applicants equal the number of spaces, like in a situation where someone happened to be the only man that applied for the role, it was just smooth cruise to the Tower. Whereas other will sweat to get a seat, maybe like the HSE applicants and others, they will need to battle for the limited seats on their roles as we have a good number of them, more that the available space.

To recap:
- The GT will compete with the village people, this will be easy ride for some
- The EH will compete with other candidates across the federation with same job title and skillset
- The more successful EHs in your state the more the tense selection process for the GTs becomes
- EH on popular role too stand chances of stiff selection while some may not have 2nd to compete with, these are called "Yours throughly".
- Federal Character may also step in, if 5 are needed and 6 applicants are available, the first 5 from a state and the 6th from another state. I guess you understand the 6th from other state would likely make the successful list.

Above all, for my case, its in God's hands.

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