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Politics / Re: See How Nigerians Reacted To APC Leaders Who Were Applying For GEJ's YOUWIN by markjac01: 1:58pm On Mar 14, 2015
emeka2847:
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lolz, upon all, u no make d fp. kikikikikikiki
Politics / Re: See How Nigerians Reacted To APC Leaders Who Were Applying For GEJ's YOUWIN by markjac01: 1:56pm On Mar 14, 2015
derz no faction in government
Health / Re: Six Common Causes Of Dark Circle Around The Eyes And Remedies For Them. by markjac01: 1:39pm On Jan 22, 2015
last to comment on fp..
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And Son In Matching Chelsea Outfit (Photo) by markjac01: 10:59pm On Jan 10, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: INEC Recruitment 2014 (ADHOC Staff Vacancies)-apply by markjac01: 11:55am On Dec 11, 2014
e b like d tin don close o. n i bin dey for d last stage
NYSC / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet In NYSC Orientation Camp by markjac01: 11:12pm On Oct 13, 2014
Nigerdeltaboi:
nice i guess i ll fall into the sports category ,pls is tekwando and lawn tennis played in camp .......if not i guess football will do just fine. grin
football n volleyball n athletics are d only sports competitions available. any oda sports cud just be for leisure/fun
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nestle Nigeria Plc Needs Field Sales Managers Across Nigeria -oct. 2014 by markjac01: 10:59pm On Oct 13, 2014
ftc on my mind

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NYSC / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet In NYSC Orientation Camp by markjac01: 4:36pm On Oct 13, 2014
Titiluvly:
Me too cheesy
volleyball for females. buh der ll b a novelty match btw female corpers n female officials(nysc, man-o-war, n military) ditto the male folks
Celebrities / Re: After Bitter Divorce: Marrying Again Is Still In My Plan —juliet Ibrahim by markjac01: 3:56pm On Oct 12, 2014
c ftc o! mae i go touch am.. o boi na fp o!
NYSC / 5 Types Of People You Meet In NYSC Orientation Camp by markjac01: 7:35am On Oct 12, 2014
ds may b d last tym we would endure diz 'n types of ppl u meet in x-place' posts. savour!
1. The Sports Freak
Yay! These guys breathed a huge sigh of relief when they found out they will b involved in inter-platoon competitions (football, athletics, volleyball). The best individual performers gets to join the state team, preparing for regional and national competitions. Pure Heaven!
2. The Match Squad/Band Freak
These gentlemen corps members are the most enthusiastic of all corps members. They are closer to the military for obvious reasons. They are the emblem of the nysc anthem- "...under the sun or in the rain.."
3. The Social Freak
These guys are always in the fore front of every social night outs, always hanging out @maami. They work hand in hand with officials to make every night a lively party.
4. The Do-Nothing Freak
These guys would stop at nothing to make sure they do totally nothing during the 3 weeks orientation exercise, while some may continue the run of form throughout the service year. Mind you, these guys enjoy the whole experience more than any other, unlike our next set of guys:
5 The Anti-NYSC/Complaints Group
These guys see nothing good about the scheme. They complain about how the scheme is a waste of time and efforts; how they will scrap the whole thing if given the opportunity. One begins to wonder- did this guy make as much efforts as i made to get here?

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Celebrities / Re: Why Linda Ikeji's Blog Was Shutdown (pix) by markjac01: 4:53am On Oct 10, 2014
fp material.
incase
Islam for Muslims / Re: 5 Types Of People You Might Find In The Mosque by markjac01: 4:36am On Oct 10, 2014
tins we do to make fp. i ad 2 axept dat am a Muslim

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Religion / Re: Top 10 Astonishing Miracles (international) by markjac01: 8:23am On Aug 03, 2014
the only disturbing miracle is this thread making it to fp

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Wins Gold On Commonwealth Games. by markjac01: 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2014
fp tins!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Thread For Nairaland Wereys by markjac01: 3:43pm On Jul 22, 2014
edozie04: Mr op u ar not funny
ya i no. dats y i came to ds section
Jokes Etc / Thread For Nairaland Wereys by markjac01: 9:57pm On Jul 21, 2014
since every nw has a thread from guitarists, to virgins, single parents. na joke o!
TV/Movies / Re: Mtn Project Fame Season 7.0 Official Thread by markjac01: 4:51pm On Jul 21, 2014
is any of dem on NL. so we can vote for dem
TV/Movies / Re: Mtn Project Fame Season 7.0 Official Thread by markjac01: 4:24pm On Jul 21, 2014
fp tins!
BTW y dint tiwa perform 'wanted' last nite? is pfame aired live?
Sports / Re: The Punbelievable Game! Bra1 Ger7 by markjac01: 8:14am On Jul 10, 2014
omg! Howedes happen?
Sports / The Punbelievable Game! Bra1 Ger7 by markjac01: 8:13am On Jul 10, 2014
Germany wer in kroos control against Brazil
Sports / Re: Life Lessons Learnt From Last Night's Mundial Humiliaçion by markjac01: 6:04pm On Jul 09, 2014
redcliff: You can keep your life lesson in your personal diary and read when you want to. Nobody asked for it..
troll!
Sports / Life Lessons Learnt From Last Night's Mundial Humiliaçion by markjac01: 12:12pm On Jul 09, 2014
Last night witnessed a strange act
in the history of world football as
the Germans shocked the Brazilian
team with a whooping 7-1 defeat.
We all laughed about this
unprecedented defeat, but as I
thought about it, there are lessons
to be learnt. Here are few:
1. The Indispensable One
There is no gain saying the fact
that the absence of the Brazilian
Striker, Neymar contributed hugely
to their gross loss. This dude had
become their god to the extent that
the spectators chant his name
whenever he's on the field.
Lesson:
If you are one of those who trust in
man SO much for help, there may
be a time they won't be able to
help you. Not because they don't
want to, but probably because it
was beyond their reach.
If you are an Entrepreneur, NEVER
build your business around 1 staff,
no matter how good or dedicated
he/she is. His or her exit may mark
the beginning of the end of your
business.
2. Success is sweet!
I was dazed when I saw Manuel's
countenance (the German Keeper)
after he conceded a goal even
though they'd scored 7! He was
angry. He'd wanted to keep a clean
record! He's FIFA's #1 Goal Keeper
in the tournament.
Lesson:
You must never be satisfied with
the status quo. No matter what
you've achieved, always thirst for
more.
3. Thankful Attitude
More surprising to me was when I
saw David Luiz (who captained the
Brazilian team) when he went on
his knees giving thanks to God
immediately the final whistle was
blown. I've never seen such before!
Lesson:
No matter what loss you have
suffered or suffering, never cease to
thank God. The Bible admonishes
us to "give thanks always". Luiz
was an inspiration to me last
night.
Sports / Re: South Africans Reactions After Keshi "Resignation" by markjac01: 12:06am On Jul 01, 2014
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Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Considering his Retirement from International football by markjac01: 12:01am On Jul 01, 2014
dis wc failure cud become a stepping stone. beta dey smell
Sports / Re: Ghana's John Boye Pictured Kissing His Share Of $3 Million Cash Bonus by markjac01: 10:57am On Jun 28, 2014
after almost scoring record -own goal hatrick

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Music/Radio / Re: Iyanya – Le Kwa Ukwu [video Download] by markjac01: 1:45pm On Nov 13, 2013
is it me? or am i beginning to like d blonde low cuttie dancer?
Education / Re: Traits In You That Inevitably Leads To Failure by markjac01: 1:43pm On Nov 13, 2013
mr op, u just put God last. talk bout failure!
Car Talk / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cars In The World! by markjac01: 1:22pm On Nov 08, 2013
wer d roads... excuse me!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 15 Phrases Graphic Designers Hate by markjac01: 8:42pm On Oct 06, 2013
aw can i screw my opportunity to b on fp. @last!
Sports / Re: Players Of African Origin by markjac01: 10:28pm On Sep 10, 2013
I gues its man mismanagement 4rm DR Congo's FA. Dey av a world cup winning lent squad
Sports / Players Of African Origin by markjac01: 7:20pm On Sep 10, 2013
MANY PLAYERS OUT OF AFRICA... YOU CAN ADD MORE NAMES TO EXPAND THE LIST
Zinedine Zidane: France (Algeria)
Jean-Alain Boumsong: France (Cameroon)
Charles Itanje: France (Cameroon)
Bruno N'Gotty: France (Cameroon)
Pascal Nouma: France (Cameroon)
Henrik Larsson: Sweden (Cape Verde)
Manuel dos Santos: France (Cape Verde)
Claude Makelele: France (DR Congo)
Peguy Luyindula: France (DR Congo)
Blaise N'Kufo: Switzerland (DR Congo)
Emile Mpenza: Belgium (DR Congo)
Mbo Mpenza: Belgium (DR Congo)
Kiki Musampa: Holland (DR Congo)
Ali Maboula Lukunku: France (DR Congo)
Gaby Mudingayi: Belgium (DR Congo)
Patrick Dimbala: Belgium (DR Congo)
Vincent Kompany: Belgium (DR Congo)
Jose Bosingwa da Silva: Portugal (DR Congo)
Rami Shabaan: Sweden (Egypt)
Youssouf Hersi: Holland (Ethiopia)
John Alieu Carew: Norway (Gambia)
Freddy Adu: United States (Ghana)
Gerald Asamoah: Germany (Ghana)
Marcel Desailly: France (Ghana)
George Boateng: Holland (Ghana)
Eric & Daniel Ofori Okyere: Belgium (Ghana)
Mario Balotelli: (Ghana)
Danny Welbeck: (Ghana)
Miguel: Portugal (Guinea Bissau)
Olivier Kapo: France (Ivory Coast)
Djibril Cisse: France (Ivory Coast)
Yassine Benajiba: Belgium (Morocco)
Abel Xavier: Portugal (Mozambique)
Patrick Vieira: France (Senegal)
Ibrahim Ba: France (Senegal)
David Bellion: France (Senegal)
Fabio Liverani: Italy (Somalia)
Sean Dundee: Germany (South Africa)
Sabri Lamouchi: France (Tunisia)
Robert Earnshaw: Wales (Zambia)

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