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Politics / Re: Police Ban Political Party Supporters From Celebrating In Kaduna by Masalanka: 11:58am On Mar 01, 2023
sat70:
I'm going on a 7 days drinking spree for Tinubu. 2 crates of Heineken per day.

I hope he'll be the one to pay your hospital bills when hepatocellular carcinoma finally catches up with you
Thick fool kiss

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Politics / Re: Fact-Check: APC, PDP Votes At Buhari’s PU In 2019, 2023 Not Same by Masalanka: 3:42pm On Feb 28, 2023
accordadoga:
Awon oloriburuku y.e.e.b.o

Dem wan start Biafra or Death in disguise using ‘the election was rigged’

FVCK OFF ALREADY angry

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Politics / Re: Supporters Jubilate At MOUAU Polling Units As Peter Obi Floors Atiku And Tinubu by Masalanka: 7:53am On Feb 26, 2023
On God
👏🏼✊🏽
Politics / Re: 99% Of My Colleagues Are Obidients - Peter Psquare by Masalanka: 9:23pm On Nov 05, 2022
HolyMan12:

How many Igbo artists are there compared to Yoruba?

Not that I am suporting labour party or APC.

That is not a logical thing for a person who is supposed to be smart to say.

The music industry is dominated by the yorubas and more than half are routing for Tinubu.

Hate it or love it. It's a fact.


Please can you name some truely confirmed obidient yoruba artists?

I'll respond to you when you finally get wisdom
Webmasters / Re: Twitter: Elon Musk Reacts To Firing Of Employees amid lawsuits by Masalanka: 9:21pm On Nov 05, 2022
Nosayer:


At all.....Elon Musk knows nothing about business. Just woke up one day and became world's richest!

At least HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ONLINE BRAWLING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HE IS THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD WITH YOU RIFFRAFFS
Webmasters / Re: Twitter: Elon Musk Reacts To Firing Of Employees amid lawsuits by Masalanka: 9:10pm On Nov 05, 2022
jeromestarks:

Shut up!
A government is different from a business company. Your father should have taught you that.

I hope your dad is proud of how you're defending him like this undecided
Webmasters / Re: Twitter: Elon Musk Reacts To Firing Of Employees amid lawsuits by Masalanka: 9:09pm On Nov 05, 2022
jeromestarks:

You dey mind the guy.
I don't think he understands anything about business.

Sha I been wan talk say u no get sense but even if I say make u try go get am as tinz don dey cost now where u sef wan see am?
Politics / Re: 99% Of My Colleagues Are Obidients - Peter Psquare by Masalanka: 8:50pm On Nov 05, 2022
HolyMan12:
Yes oh!

Because 99% of them na Igbo shey.


Rubbish reasoning.

Wise people are talking and you're also talking?
Politics / Re: President Buhari In Strategic Meeting In New York (Photos) by Masalanka: 12:36pm On Sep 20, 2022
Totilopussylick:



Of course.

Anybody that doesn't love buhari is allergic to failure tongue undecided.

I hope your dad and mom love him too cheesy
Politics / Re: U.S. Court Orders Bidemi Rufai To Pay $604,260, Forfeit Asset by Masalanka: 12:32pm On Sep 20, 2022
Tayorshd2:
Kai Africana leaders

I guess this is what OBI is planning to achieve too that's why he wants power ... mtheeww

Vote BAT2023 for a better nation


SMH angry so inside dat ur big head now u wan tell us say u no fit squeeze out even if na one drop of sense b dat?? Mtcheeeew
Politics / Re: The Jos 1-Million March For Obidatti Was Held In Three Different Locations by Masalanka: 8:15pm On Sep 18, 2022
chaddy16:
Follow follow crowd. This guy's don't even know anything about who they're supporting. Them carry cloth, banner and cap give una. Normal tactics. Obi will forget you all if elected but unfortunately will not smell the seat.
BAT is coming, make una go wear una dancing shoes.

An obviously pained agbado platypus grin tongue tongue tongue
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Inflation Rate Stands At 20.52%, Highest In 17 Years by Masalanka: 3:50am On Sep 16, 2022
Gourdoinc:
Fake. Peter obi and his false statistics again. Him tu lie. Trying to paint the APC government bad. What about the 16 years of PDP.


It is only God the most high that will make wretched the lives of all APC supporters in 2023. They will seek and never find, their children will till the land and find it barren.

The evil they have always wished for everyone with their maladministration will haunt each and everyone of them. Even the 30k handout won't be able to soothe their afflictions. Bastard sons and daughters of belzebub

Shadafakap
Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Represent Nigeria At Queen Elizabeth’s Funeral by Masalanka: 5:57pm On Sep 15, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked




Buhari government has reduced this man to nothing, he's only good for running errands. A whole professor of Law reduced to nothing by a complete dullarrd .

grin grin grin
Food / Re: The Food I Bought With #700 by Masalanka: 12:13pm On Sep 15, 2022
You for just buy 1 mudu of rice at almost d same price dey chop am ladat, bkoz wetin b dis?
Politics / Re: 5,043 Megawatts & Rising - Nigerians Enjoy Improved Power Supply Nationwide by Masalanka: 9:49am On Sep 07, 2022
Quintopia:
I KNEW BUHARI WOULD DELIVER ON ELECTRICITY BEFORE THE END OF HIS TENURE, LIKE HE PROMISED.

WELL DONE MR PRESIDENT.

WHAT WE AWAIT NOW IS TO HIT 6,000 TO 7,000 MEGAWATTS BEFORE THE END OF THIS ADMINISTRATION.
6k to 7k megawatts in how many days? I hope you believe in your dreams the same way too.
Make una try dey treat malaria on time
Education / Re: Vacation To Chicago During Strike Is For Collaboration Discussions - UNICAL VC by Masalanka: 9:16am On Sep 07, 2022
autrio:
Madam admit you went to enjoy yourself. Nobody go beat you.

Even if she admit am how dat wan take concern u
Rest
Romance / Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Masalanka: 10:40pm On Jun 13, 2022
iamfactor:
If you chop well that collarbone go vanish.

Na sapa dey cause all dis kind tinz
Sports / Re: Lukas Nmecha Wanted By Nigeria by Masalanka: 12:35pm On Jun 09, 2021
Nigeria & confusion b like color white & rice.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Ponzi Scheme Operator, Amos Olaniyan Over ₦128m Scam by Masalanka: 7:43am On May 29, 2021
Kai
People no dey learn lesson abi?
Sha e remain small laidis make pesin for put money inside diz shii. Na pesin wey get money no kon get sense dey invest in Ponzi. Ajè shey u dey find awoof

(spits in Spanish)

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Medical Doctor, 17 Other Alleged Internet Fraud Suspects In Owerri by Masalanka: 12:57am On Feb 18, 2021
Ahhh shocked wahala ni Anthony Joshua
[/quote]The 17 others whose ages range between 21 and 34 are; Anthony Joshua, Henry Mezie, Chukwuebuka Ahiwe, Michael Chinagorom, Jossy Irokwe, Ibe Chukwuebuka, Iroadinma Chibuike, Uchechukwu Divine and Nwosu Emmanuel.[quote]
Celebrities / Re: Makeup: Teni Looks Feminine And Beautiful As She Undergoes Full Makeover by Masalanka: 12:48am On Feb 18, 2021
I think this makeover thing is just the overdone variation of simple makeup.
If una like, do "make above", one day, rain go fall cheesy grin
Family / Re: Wife Kills Husband In Ondo For Receiving Phone Call From Mistress by Masalanka: 12:24am On Feb 18, 2021
Nigeria and bad news b like color white for rice; e de hard to separate sad

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