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Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by masterP042(m): 8:21pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
ThierryJay:U could have also tried using wet tissue to clean up after washing the butt, and see if u won't still see dirt, since you're comparing the two |
Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by masterP042(m): 1:24am On Jan 02, 2021 |
I can't purposely directly touch shit all in the name of washing my ass after defecating. I rather use tissue and clean up, till there's no trace of shit on the tissue paper. Water and soap may not even be used to wash hands after the whole process, and people risk e coli and other germs entering their body. So if I'm in public and shit and washes. I'll put on my boxers on that wet ass.. I mean how will I feel. I can't mess up my trouser because I want to wash. Anything wey clean soft white tissue no clean, abeg leave am 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Married Nigerian Woman Celebrates Two Years Without Masturbating, Watching Porn by masterP042(m): 4:52pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
Righteousness2:Porn and masturbation is not bad so far as it's not done in excess.. Whatever you do in this life, even if it's good but done in excess becomes bad. The way you relate everything to religion and endtime. It's excessive, it's an addiction.. It's not different from someone addicted to porn and masturbation. Y'all are just addicted to different things. You're no better 9 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Pastor Gifts Church Offering To Member For Her To Start Business by masterP042(m): 6:37am On Dec 30, 2020 |
The church and gospel has been commercialized. The church of these days lack power and miracles. I knew there was problem, when pastors started bragging about jets and how rich they are. Offerings and donations were actually intended to help everyone in the church, and not for pastors to pocket all of it. Is he the "God" that people are actually giving their offerings and sacrifices to? In the bible, deut 14:23&26. The Israelites ate their tithes, used it to buy food and even alcohol but now in 2020, African gentiles now give their pastor all of the tithes and the so called men of god ate all of it. And now the worst of it all, is that if they now gift the money to a member, people will start singing their praises.. Was it his personal money? Isn't it what the donations are for? Isn't it why the churches are not taxed? Should an NGO be praised for giving out help and doing what it should do? 1 Like |
Investment / Re: What Investment Mistake Would You Never Make In 2021? by masterP042(m): 10:27am On Dec 21, 2020 |
Remix10:We all learn everyday. If I knew it was like that, do you think I would have invested my money? I can't advise anyone to gamble in anything that is 70%+ controlled by man. You're bound to lose. But checking from another angle. Different mafia control different parts of our lives, from the media to politics, to prices of goods, to schools, to money and even exchange rates.. Almost everything. So, in one way or the other, we will fall victim to them.. We just hope our profits are better than our losses |
Investment / Re: What Investment Mistake Would You Never Make In 2021? by masterP042(m): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2020 |
returncole:I also lost over 100k on synthetic indices. That stuff is 100% controlled by the brokers. They've programmed it in such a way that they make maximum profit.. Since they switched from binary to deriv server. It's became worse 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: "The Lie Of The Year Is That Joe Biden Won!" by masterP042(m): 7:25am On Dec 20, 2020 |
JayJohnson:It's like you don't know buhari that threatened dogs and baboon will be soaked in blood when he lost election. Many corps members were killed in jos and kano in 2011, my friend was a victim.. Make we no even reason buhari matter.. Atiku is even 10 times better than him, in terms of human reasoning and conscience |
Religion / Re: Why Do Atheist Believe There Is No God? by masterP042(m): 7:22am On Dec 20, 2020 |
litigator:Check your dictionary, check verifiable, then check evidence. What is the proof that God exists? By God I mean the omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent being 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Why Do Atheist Believe There Is No God? by masterP042(m): 6:09am On Dec 20, 2020 |
The simple answer is BECAUSE THERE'S NO VERIFIABLE EVIDENCE TO PROVE THAT GOD EXISTS. 6 Likes |
Religion / Re: Oyedepo: Those Saying Pastors Are Stealing Risk God’s Wrath by masterP042(m): 6:02am On Dec 20, 2020 |
You don't receive salary, but who receives all the tithes and offerings? Are those bank accounts linked to God's bvn? Akuko mma Ngozi na ndi yard 302 Likes 24 Shares
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: "The Lie Of The Year Is That Joe Biden Won!" by masterP042(m): 5:50am On Dec 20, 2020 |
This guy is just a white version of buhari. Fond of making speeches and decisions that ridicule America and the presidential office. Americans were wise enough to correct their mistake, but sadly my country men certified their mistake. And are still inline to make worse mistakes in 3 years time 122 Likes 11 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by masterP042(m): 8:47am On Dec 19, 2020 |
If the man and his son had died, the story would have been different, it's either God knows the best, he gives and he takes, they blame leaders for bad roads etc. But now they all give their so called God the praise, if he can take the praise when it's all good, why can't he take the blame when it goes bad?? God of fair weather. Ike okwu adirom this morning 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Reacts As Prophet Odumeje Speaks Of His Numerous Spiritual Powers by masterP042(m): 10:38am On Dec 17, 2020 |
Dpharisee:Oil dey your head.. Chukwu okike abiama gozie gi. I ga adika echi, maka na echi adighi agwu agwu. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: David Oyedepo And His Brutality In Covenant University by masterP042(m): 10:16am On Dec 15, 2020 |
NewDelhi:Just like last year and this year, where church members were implored to sow seeds towards the planting of 10 thousand churches.. I was surprised to hear from him this past Shiloh that he didn't take any offering or donations towards those churches planted. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: 'You Will Marry Next Year'- Adeboye Prays for Single Men Wasting Time (Video) by masterP042(m): 7:04am On Dec 13, 2020 |
Oga tell your boy Osinbajo and buhari to restructure Nigeria and improve the economy. When the economy is good, guys will naturally marry.. Let's not deceive ourselves, we know things are hard, that's why many men are not married 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel To Spend Two Trillion Naira On Building New Churches by masterP042(m): 12:00pm On Dec 12, 2020 |
The poor church members are cajoled into parting with their little cash to support a billionaire business man pastor. Later, the same pastor will be boasting that people didn't contribute and that God did it, as if it's not the poor people's contribution. He claims he doesn't collect salary, abeg, who collects the offering and tithes of millions of his members? Whose account does it enter? Does God have bvn? Lol. A man seeking your donations and money to build his enterprise, and then turns around to pray for prosperity for u to get money, why doesnt he pray to get the money to build his business centres himself? And maybe even share money and food to all his members everyday, since the windows of heaven are located in Ota. Nigerians, hear the truth, building business centre branches in the name of churches all over the place won't benefit us. It will only benefit the pastorpreneurs. Until we have more industries than churches, until we have, hospitals than healing centres, we won't have true development and progress. From my personal observation, the more religious or the more these business centres are located in a place or town, the more underdeveloped the place and people become. These business centres only thrive where there's suffering, poverty and illiteracy. Wake me up when they have their so called "REVIVAL" in canada, Sweden, Germany, Japan or any progressive country. |
Phones / Re: NCC Suspends SIM Sale, Registration by masterP042(m): 1:58pm On Dec 09, 2020 |
This country won't head towards progress.. Cos nothing is stable. One morning any agency can just wake and implement one rule or policy just out of the blue, without any prior notice or alternative. Is there no other way to make the audit without stopping registration of new sims.. This Nigeria will find a way to frustrate someone. Each new day new wahala.. 71 Likes |
Romance / Re: 46-year-old American Woman, Set To Marry Her 23-year-old Nigerian Lover by masterP042(m): 1:07pm On Dec 09, 2020 |
Watch the so called redpillers hail the young man.. These nairaland alpha males or redpillers are either broke, naturally stingy or immature kids running away from responsibilities. Ladies please make money and marry these nairaland alfa males. And make them house boys. They are the real simps. They are broke, and they are always pained when real men spend on their babes and show them love.. Cos they themselves don't have the means and capabilities to do it.. 10 Likes 2 Shares
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Politics / Re: EndSARS Protesters Hit Osogbo Roads, Storm House Of Assembly by masterP042(m): 1:18pm On Dec 07, 2020 |
The Lekki shooting is the worst they can do. This regime has really wrecked this country.. Suppressing the protest won't be the solution to this problem.. It's just futile.. If they don't end bad governance, reduce their huge salaries and restructure this country.. This protests won't cease. Cos the protest is beyond sars.. It's just targeted at everything wrong with this country |
Politics / Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by masterP042(m): 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2020 |
Misterdhee1:So now carrying placards to protest is now a " brash approach? is it not my fundamental human right? So seeking for a better Nigeria is now an abomination? This kind country sef. How the fuucck did I find myself here? Na this your slow ans steady approach our fathers use wey make Nigeria spoil like this.. If you're waiting for these leaders to just wake up one day and change their minds to do the right things, you're on a long thing |
Politics / Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by masterP042(m): 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2020 |
Misterdhee1:If I keep quiet I'm still a victim of insecurity, suffering and bad governance, if I come out to protest I may be shot by the army.. I rather come out to protest. I rather die fighting for what is right, for the good of the future generations 3 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Turned A Wedding To Healing Service, Heal A Woman With Clutches by masterP042(m): 10:14pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Of all the things God wan use am do for naija, na to heal one small leg.. God no see our economy to turn around, abi boko haram to decimate, abi herdsmen abi bandits, or corrupt politicians wasting the future away.. Lol. When I go to church and hear the so called testimonies, lol. I laugh. So God that created heaven and earth. He's being celebrated for healing legs, giving jobs, preventing fire etc.. Lol. It's just the same as clapping for a 30 year old man for taking his first steps, or congratulating a 30 year old man for reading the alphabets.. I mean, God can do better. Science has done much more than these, and yet, doesn't make a fuse about it. Man is on space, we live longer etc, ordinary prayer pastor go do, dey done dey demand 10 percent commission as tithe. A pastor surrounded by military soldiers.. But the mumu members dey buy oil and hankie from him for protection. Atuolu omalu omalu, mana atuolu ofeke, ofenye isi n'ohia.. The fools and ndi ofeke will never cease in the land, that's why these pastorpreneurs will always be cashing out. In the poorest country in the world, resides 7 out of the top 10 richest pastors in the world 7 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta After He Won N15 Million Bet (Graphic Pix) by masterP042(m): 10:17am On Dec 01, 2020 |
The prime suspect is the owner of the betting shop where he played the game. The betting company may have paid the money to the shop, but they wan freestyle the money. Those agents are more wicked than buhari 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pix Of A Nairalander by masterP042(m): 9:02am On Dec 01, 2020 |
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Family / Re: Married Men Asking Single Guys For Help. by masterP042(m): 7:45am On Dec 01, 2020 |
Slurity:You're very wise.. The main problem is that our birth rate is higher than our economic growth. When the population is growing faster than the economy. Catastrophe is inevitable. But when the population growth is commensurate with economic growth, it is okay. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Uzodinma: Fast Till God Answers Prayers, If You Refuse To Join APC by masterP042(m): 7:10pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Oluwaseun2020:How many days did dangote, Gates or Bezos fast? I know many people that have developed ulcer because of fasting. And about two people that died while fasting. If your fasting dey work, u suppose don dey forbes list.. That aside, you can't pray and fast away hardwork. But u can work and think your way to success. Success is beyond religion, gender or ethnicity. Don't think that things will work out for you just because you're a Christian or you believe the bible. |
Romance / Re: What Should A Guy Do After Catching His Girlfriend With Another Man? (Pix) by masterP042(m): 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Leave the scene, if she later apologize, act as if you've forgiven her.. Use her guilt trip to fvck the hell out of her, allow her date herself, always make sure you fvck her with protection, don't pity her. Do her anal, fvck her in her menses, u can even make her lord of the rings, and waste her bleeping time.. When you're tired of her, dump her like a used condom. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Uzodinma: Fast Till God Answers Prayers, If You Refuse To Join APC by masterP042(m): 11:05am On Nov 28, 2020 |
Oluwaseun2020:You all speak for God. You all speak from the figments of your imagination. There's no proof that God exists.. When the good happen, u praise him, but when the bad happens, you fail to blame him but rather find excuses or blame the devil. Hardwork + No prayer = 90% chance of success Hardwork + prayer = 90% chance of success No work + prayer = 0% chance of success No work + No prayer = 0% chance of success Therefore prayer is of no use. It's insignificant to the expected result. Rather time consuming and more energy is expended in its effect. The free 10% chance is the co-efficient of hardwork. Which also depends on other variables or external factors. |
Politics / Re: Uzodinma: Fast Till God Answers Prayers, If You Refuse To Join APC by masterP042(m): 5:13am On Nov 28, 2020 |
It's be long I prayed nor fasted. Prayer is futile, it doesn't work and it's a total waste of time. Nigerians have been praying for ages even before I was born, but yet the reverse is the result. After all their prayers God still gave them incompetent buhari, plus recession, hardship, sars, hunger etc. I wish Nigerians can take their destinies in their own hands, just like other countries did. There's no sky daddy anywhere that will come to our rescue. Only the lazy and incompetent try to pray success into existence. That's not how life work. Good things don't come easy, u work it out. Change begins with you, be that change you expect to see. Treat others as you would want to be treated. Work hard and smart. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: I Harvest Human Parts From Christian Cemetery In Ogun ― 55-Year-Old Suspect by masterP042(m): 10:18am On Nov 25, 2020 |
Their love for harvesting cone shaped skulls eh. I heard that skull mining accounts for 60% of their internally generated revenue. 15 Likes 2 Shares
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Crime / Re: CCTV Captures A Boy Stealing From A Woman's Car (video) by masterP042(m): 9:53am On Nov 25, 2020 |
Nigeria is already on a keg of gun powder. The leaders have created a lot of monsters. Poverty and illiteracy is the root of all evil. I hope with the help of the video, the kid will be tracked down. And maybe rehabilitated, cos I think there's still redemption for him, he still has little fear, and also he hasn't graduated to carrying arms. Metting jungle justice on petty thieves is not the solution, it needs to be tackled from the root. Which is, making sure our leaders do the work which they're called to do, calling them out always and voting them out if they don't do the right thing. Poverty and illiteracy should be tackled headlong. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Man Faces Sound System In Direction Of Church That Always 'disturbs' Him by masterP042(m): 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2020 |
NwaAmaikpe:NwaAmaikpe is back.. Wow. Missed you oo.. Tiri gbosaa for u.. Gbosaa, gbosaa, gbosaaa 5 Likes
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