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Family / Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by maumau1: 6:48am On Jan 06, 2014
marriage no easy.
Religion / Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by maumau1: 6:45am On Jan 06, 2014
nice write up. i wish say i fit go there.
Food / Re: Your Last Food For 2013, And Your First For 2014 by maumau1: 9:41pm On Jan 02, 2014
last food was beans fried yam and pomo
first food was rice moimoi salad and chicken with zobo drink.
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by maumau1: 9:07pm On Dec 29, 2013
heavy account balance jo
my own building
lovly time with my family.
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by maumau1: 9:05pm On Dec 29, 2013
good account balance jo.
peace of mind.
my own building.
Family / Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by maumau1: 8:08pm On Dec 29, 2013
my very good friends senior sister is married to a man she is 7 years older than, she is not only very rich, infact she respect her husband and pet him like a baby, they have 5 kids.
my brother, u see marriage is not age, beauty. hight, colour,. marriage is more than all that....... i hve been married for 5years and we are same age .... is all about communication. how does this person understand and accept issues. the way u will study ur girlfriend is not the same u study ur wife o.
the issue that she will get old b4 u or after having babies is rubbish.... even if na village woman self. it is the way she carries and take care of herself, she can still luk very smart even after 11 children.
follow ur heart. all the best

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor's First Time In Traditional Attire (photo by maumau1: 7:56pm On Dec 29, 2013
we are all sinners.
what some of us do is worst than what anybody can imagin.
leave her alone.
Romance / Re: After 3 Abortions, He Will Marry Another Lady This Month by maumau1: 6:41am On Dec 27, 2013
my sister is a pity what u are going throu but is not new.
my best friend had 4 abotions, the man married her. six years into the marriage she could not take in.
he devioced her, got remarried and have 2kids now while my best friend is still single.
who is suffering the whole wahala ? the woman.
Fashion / Re: Couple Dressed Up As Shrek & Princess Fiona For Their Wedding -SEE PHOTOS by maumau1: 9:40pm On Dec 22, 2013
it should be custome.
they look funny.
Religion / Re: The 'Daddy-Mummy Syndrome' In Nigerian Churches by maumau1: 9:36pm On Dec 22, 2013
what is daddy? is he no longer a pastor? abegi
Family / Re: Problems With Sex Is Ruining My Marriage by maumau1: 9:56pm On Dec 19, 2013
i had same painful sex with my ex, it was terrible that i never liked it for oneday, i hated myself and he was my first but because we were to get married i did not really have any choice. i do tell my friends then that i hated sex cus it was a night mare to me, i used to tell my seif that wen we get married we will not have a good sex life.
cus i was always rigid the guy come get another girlfriend thats how we broke up. after a year plus i met my husband and to tell u the truth i told him my experince with sex and he told me not to worry and made me relax and i did relax and i always look foward in having sex and i do enjoying sex with him very much, i am married for 5 years now and everyday is like the first time.
i think sometimes our bodies just do not relax with some male bodies.
you can also pray about it cus men dont have so much patience.
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti And Girlfriend Welcome Baby Girl (pictures) by maumau1: 9:23pm On Dec 15, 2013
congrats to them.
Family / Re: Baby Strapped To A Pillow So Her Mum Could Work (Picture) by maumau1: 9:22pm On Dec 15, 2013
very funny.
Fashion / Re: Which Do You Prefer.Shoes Or Sandals? by maumau1: 9:26pm On Dec 08, 2013
sandals
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Visits Kirikiri Prison, Lagos by maumau1: 8:57pm On Dec 08, 2013
u sure say no be the authorities for prison go call s all this goodies go their house.
Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by maumau1: 8:49pm On Dec 08, 2013
i love your story and is very funny . i have been laughing so laugh in my office.
God bless you.

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Science/Technology / Re: 19-yr-old Girl Attacked By A Tiger In Thailand by maumau1: 3:43pm On Sep 02, 2013
she is lucky
Family / Re: Two Kenyan Men Agree To Marry The Same Woman by maumau1: 10:45pm On Aug 26, 2013
the 3 of them dey crazy very seriously
Health / Re: 14-yr-old Indian Boy With Progeria by maumau1: 10:36pm On Aug 26, 2013
my lord i am sorry for all my complains of not having enough,and not getting to the positin i want to be in life.
i appreciate u for who u made me to be and where i am to today.

i thank u you for my kids and family.

i pray a cure wld be found for this kind od terrible sickness.
Health / Re: Common Birth Control Myths by maumau1: 9:59pm On Aug 21, 2013
withdrawal method is very good has far as the man is not carried away.
Crime / Re: Man Jailed & Caned For Slapping A Woman In Abuja by maumau1: 4:29pm On Jun 13, 2013
MAKE MAN KNOW SAY THEY CANNOT GET AWAY WITH EVERY RUBBISH DY DO TO WOMEN. GOOD FOR HIM
Religion / Re: Prophet TB Joshua's 50th Birthday by maumau1: 4:25pm On Jun 13, 2013
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR. I LOVE U
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Provides Federal Jobs For 24 Graduates by maumau1: 1:00am On Jun 04, 2013
we should be happy that pple who can not help their families can now do so.
all of u criticizing him una go soon run go there cus he has promied more jobs,
he is blessed by God so who wan die make e go hang transformer.
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Washes Prisoners' Feet On Maundy Thursday by maumau1: 10:20am On Mar 29, 2013
frosbel: Deception.

Jesuits are dangerous.

This MAN wants to bring all Christians under mother church , and guess what, many , many will be deceived.

"For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect." - Mark 13:22

evil mind
Celebrities / Re: Picture Updates From 2face & Annie's Wedding In Dubai by maumau1: 10:48am On Mar 24, 2013
na wa o. how will de other children feel. well tubaba na ur cup of tea be dat
Politics / Re: Did You Vote Jonathan In 2011 And Will You In 2015? by maumau1: 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2013
YES AMD I WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Couples At The AMVCA 2013 by maumau1: 12:34am On Mar 12, 2013
hardbody:

Na wa oo, 9ja, una get wowor people ooo. These are your celebs abi? Tufiakwa. Check out Segun Arinze face and even J.J.Okocha wife leg, i trip for una, Even T.A wife....i swear, una no try for beauty at all

which country u for come? abeg tell us
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Couples At The AMVCA 2013 by maumau1: 12:29am On Mar 12, 2013
jackbauersballs: Tee As wife looking like Puff Puff...

She looks like she still dey chop when dem drag am enter red carpet....see her cheeks full of Eba...

This man can do better...

JJ be like en wife driver.....
Illiteracy is bad, all that money and you can't even dress well

SMH

na wa for ur mouth o. oya bring ya own photo make we see.
learn to appreciate good things.
Romance / Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by maumau1: 12:11am On Mar 12, 2013
for one week u chat up a girl on the internet and u have already slept with her. na so u go carry h
HIV. u did not take time to take her out get to know her b4 she hit ur bed and now u are complaining.
learn to appreciate Gods creature. she did not create herself. moreso not every grl can have straight legs just like not every guy can be dark , tall and handsome (which m not sure u fall in)
i pity for u.... she promised to comeback and u still accpted to commit more fornication.
repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

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Romance / Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by maumau1: 11:38pm On Mar 11, 2013
Feed me more:

He did not see the yam leg before, maybe when he met her the first time she was putting on a jean. It was when the lady came to his home and he wanted to fûck her that he saw it and also notice that something is wrong with her mouth.

Abi nor be so op? Yeye de smell. How old are you sef op? You really sound infantile and puerile like someone said earlier. SMDH.

true talk....stupid
Foreign Affairs / Re: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Is Dead by maumau1: 12:05am On Mar 06, 2013
COOLDUN:

What made him stubborn? or you just heard the word newly? go to Venezuela and say what you have just said now. This man brought Venezuela from the poorest country to one of the richest countries in the world now, he brought back the middle class and lifted the status of the poor in his country.

He opposed all the Western impoverish economical policies mostly from the USA and that is why he is in their black book list.He made his country the cheapest OPEC member fuel price nation. He has more of the refineries in the US soil. Education is free for all, he might not be perfect but a leader with 1% of his patriotism, is all what Nigeria need to move this country forward not these western paupers you have as rulers.

Read well before you comment, he was duly elected by his people, if they had wanted him to leave he would have left for a very long time. No time is too much for a performing leader. Stop being deceived by the mock civilian government you have in your country as a democracy, there is no democracy in your country yet.

If God can give Nigeria a leader like this man, honestly in few years Nigeria will be more than the western countries. That is why they are drawing the country back with their agents you call rulers/politicians. Do not mock the dead, because you are not holding your life in your palms.

ADIOS HOMBRE FUERTE HUGO CHAVEZ, TE QUIERO HASTA LA MUERTE.


you are right jor. if nigeria can get a good president that knows what leadership is and to stand for his pple ...no country will be better dan us.
for now we dont have democrazy. nigeria is for the rich and the poor contiune to become poor.

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