How exactly do you prove to a Nigerian Policeman that you have factory-fitted tints? My guess is 'by greasing his palms with cash'.

Is that is own way of saying he is planning on kissing you?

Husby wanted! Yes .... only serious and eligible applicants invited.

Wifey-to-be
Ethnicity : Africaine (Omo Nigeria rere)
Height: Not tall, not Short.
Complexion: Not dark, not fair.
Stature: Slim
Age: 30 (Will check Birth Certificate and ask mum again to be sure )
Atractiveness: It depends on what's in your eye but my mum says bootiful
Education: University of Life
Sense of humour : Fantabulous
Personality: Confident. Romantic. Considerate. Optimist. Solution-driven. Goal-oriented. Humble. Loyal. God-fearing. Likes own space. Thrives in a loving and supporting environment. Listener.
On S.E-X : No cheating. No Kinky, SM or back entry. Anything else goes.
Kids wanted: Minimum 0, Maximum 12. Daz all!


Husby-to-be
Ethnicity : Africain (Omo Nigeria rere)
Height: Any
Complexion: Any
Age: 21 - 75 (If you are under 21, please, forward this to your uncle, dad or grand-dad)
Education: University of Life
Sense of humour : Must not be dry
Personality: Godly. Integrous.
Pockets: Must be able to afford Mahr of ₦12M and look after Wife and Kids.
Lives in: Nigeria (but not compulsory)


Any questions welcome but be prepared to be asked the same. Daz all ...... for now!
If you are interested in becoming the Oga At The Top, please, send your application to :
mamafrique at rocketmail dot com

@MOD: Front Page, please.

Rest in Peace. He was a blessing to many!