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Health / Re: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by Maxwellisaac: 3:06pm On Jan 27, 2022
When scratching does it give you this pleasing urge to go on scratching? Does it produce fluid when an affected area is scratched off?? If yes, na sweetie dey worry you.
I dont know the original name, but it is wind dispersed. It is a viral disease which must have come in contact with your undies, and then permeates into your body. It is very contagious, too. It itches majorly on the public region and ur butt inclusive.
There are times it tend to produce little itching boils on other parts of your body- ur arms mostly.
Get these drugs:
White flygen tablet, fucin tablet, cypro tablet, gentralck injection 1 pack.

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Food / Re: Man Shares The Mouthwatering Food A Lady Missed After She Turned Him Down (Pix) by Maxwellisaac: 5:51am On Jan 14, 2022
saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.
There's no free gift even in free town. We are not suppose to give u something without expecting a return. Even when u decide to finally collect the gbola, u expects it to give you maximum satisfaction which is your own share of return. So nothing is free.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Questions Obi Cubana Over Alleged Drug Links by Maxwellisaac: 5:32am On Jan 14, 2022
abc115:

https://punchng.com/ndlea-grills-socialite-obi-cubana-for-alleged-drug-links/

One day monkey go go market e no go return. Pathways to revealing the hideous business behind his massive wealth is gradually being created and one day we go hear stories..

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Crime / Re: Suspected Customs Officers Invade Fagbohun, Ogun, Burn Houses by Maxwellisaac: 7:21pm On Nov 02, 2021
RZArecta:
I strongly believe you're mentally unstable and need urgent psychiatric attention sir. Please, treat as important
I have said all it is. I don't care anything else.
Crime / Re: Suspected Customs Officers Invade Fagbohun, Ogun, Burn Houses by Maxwellisaac: 4:08pm On Nov 02, 2021
RZArecta:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/492910-suspected-customs-officers-invade-ogun-village-burn-houses.html
Without any prejudice, this a welcome development.
People these days, having known how uniform personnel are law bound, behave violently at the detriment of uniform personnel.
These guys most at times gruesomely lose their lives as though they dont matter.
Politics / Re: Suit Seeking Kanu's Release From Detention Given Hearing Date by Maxwellisaac: 2:21pm On Oct 31, 2021
Safemoon:


How I wish you are close to me right now so I can slap your face and flog you back into line obviously you are out of your rational self.

You read too much gutter media and see things from a very selfish angle.how can your ascertain that Igbos killed Dr Akunyili whats your evidence can't you see the conspiracy and propaganda behind all this senseless killings what about gulack,Igbos killed him too?

What is wrong with you? Well am not even sure you are an Igbo man maybe an impostor.the lady that died was struck by a stray bullet she was never the target secondly she died as a result of disobedience the instruction was seat at home .

We are fighting a just course you can say what ever you like it will not change the strategy and target .we are Igbos and Igbos we must remain.we never conquered no one and shall never be conquered our motto is onye biri,ibeya biri.live and let's leave.
I am done with you, please.
Politics / Re: Suit Seeking Kanu's Release From Detention Given Hearing Date by Maxwellisaac: 2:40pm On Oct 30, 2021
Safemoon:


Ogã real Igbo man.we did not hear from you when the zoo were busy killing your brother just because of flags.
We did not hear from you when all form of injustice were melted to your a alleged brothers.

If we needed to avenge the death of our killed brothers, we know where to take the war to and allow our civilians to see a breath of peace
You kill innocent civilians and you say this is the way to get it done? You must be sick in the head if you advocate the the gruesome killing on going in our Land.
In one of the lockdown days this month, a student of Esut was shot right in the head for being seeing on the street. Let's assume he sabotaged the effort of what we are fighting for, would there not have been an alternative means to punish him severely? We are too rational at this , I guess.
Dr Chike Akunyili was gruesomely killed. What was his crime, pls?
All these civilians being killed, pls make me understand their offence. Did they partake in killing those our brothers with common flag? Pls I need to understand this.
Politics / Re: Suit Seeking Kanu's Release From Detention Given Hearing Date by Maxwellisaac: 7:30am On Oct 30, 2021
Jimalicoco:
They should free MNK abeg
I am a typical Igbo but I don't understand how people like you reason at times. Do you know how many death this guy has caused? He has incited and caused lots of death even though the process was hijacked. It was hijacked based on his incitful utterances. I don't even understand any reason why any rational thinking being will ever support him. A leader who talks and reasons like thug.
He should be humble to learn from other separatists, please.
Politics / Re: Magashi: Buhari Following Due Process Before Declaring Bandits Terrorists by Maxwellisaac: 7:45pm On Oct 29, 2021
Bandits wielding assaulted arms, terrorizing communities of northern states is same with Ipob just like the Boko.Their activities have gone beyond banditry. What other procedure is needed to declare them terrorists?
Business / Re: U.S Oil Gains For The 9th Consecutive Week by Maxwellisaac: 11:45pm On Oct 25, 2021
michlins:
This is terrible for ordinary Nigerian.

Oil hitting $100 without us having a working refinery and subsidy to be removed is bad news for Nigerians.

Politicians are the people who will smile. I hope these guys are saving our ECA?

Make Dem no do like Jonathan
Jonathan administration left $2.1 trillion in the ECA to dix present administration. You asked yourself now how much is left in the ECA? Just $60m.. No savings for rainy days...I pity my country

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Moved Back To DSS Custody As Court Adjourns Till Nov 10 by Maxwellisaac: 12:27pm On Oct 21, 2021
The truth is :MNk freedom is not assured under regime of PMB and considering the nation's peace they can not conclusively convict him of any charge. So the adjournment continues till next regime for conclusive decision if he happens to lucky enough
Politics / Re: DSS Charges Nnamdi Kanu For Calling Buhari ‘An Idiot, A Paedophile, A Terrorist' by Maxwellisaac: 1:23am On Oct 21, 2021
'M beginning to miss GEJ embarassed embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Without Social Media - The Top 11 Things That Will Happen by Maxwellisaac: 12:35am On Oct 05, 2021
I just dunno, buhh I soon realized I can actually doh mahh things without social media..Issa anyone one knowin' dixx, too?
Car Talk / Re: Car Owners And Experts Can You Tell If A Vehicle Had Accident In The Past? by Maxwellisaac: 4:43am On Sep 25, 2021
Niger car history no dey hard to knw nahh.. just look at the paint wey full the car body like crayon grin grin
Family / Re: If Your Daughter Did This To Your Car, What Would You Do? (Photo) by Maxwellisaac: 7:45pm On Sep 24, 2021
I got a car and neighbors' kid don turn am to black board. I have got an inscription of ABCD,123 and other so unknown marks on it. How I accommodated it, I can't tell, buhh I had a meeting with 'em and we laughed and talked abt it and I 'm sure they saw my pains. Haven't seen any inscription lately. So as for mahh kid, I will make her understand my pains. They understand, too
Politics / Re: NNPC Earns N366 Billion From Crude Oil, Products Sales In May by Maxwellisaac: 6:41am On Sep 21, 2021
#366b just for the month of may yet Nigeria is still like this? Revenues generated from the oil sector only is enough to develop the country and improve the standard of living.
If every citizen is to paid one million each, this money will go round and still will have alot of balance left behind. The population of Nigeria isn't even close 500m. So you can just imagine the nonsense.
All we need is just honest, competent and vision oriented leaders to pilot the affairs of the nation.
Romance / Re: Man Collects Food He Bought For Ladies That Refused To Go Home With Him: Video by Maxwellisaac: 1:07am On Sep 21, 2021
I took you out, buy stuffs give yaa and all of a sudden u left me behind to board a cab..i go do pass dahwan..Dixx female gender 'em too get stupid sense pass 'emselves

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Abia State Waste Management Official For Killing Teenage by Maxwellisaac: 6:21am On Sep 15, 2021
Give 'em little power to control, and see 'em cross boundries. We are too overzealous to little power. RIp little boyyyy
Romance / Re: I am Celebrating One-Year Victory Over Masturbation Addiction by Maxwellisaac: 5:04am On Sep 14, 2021
Masturbation is a chain...

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Health / Re: Doctors Seek Osinbajo’s Intervention To End Strike by Maxwellisaac: 5:44am On Sep 08, 2021
Frm all indications these doctors 'em are even tired of the strike. Dey no wan give up easily. You can imagine that kind of commitment from the Vp grin grin

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: IGP Orders Investigations Into Suit Challenging Judicial Panels by Maxwellisaac: 1:50am On Dec 04, 2020
This country is a joke sha..I hope they will not form another committee to investigate this one ??
Politics / Re: National Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Maxwellisaac: 9:06am On Nov 14, 2020
Hello.... I hope they are enjoying the change they voted for. We die together grin
Family / Re: My Husband Nearly Beat Me To Death Because I Denied Him Sex - Happiness Omonogor by Maxwellisaac: 2:45am On Oct 27, 2020
Woman, your post has tell it all about you. Go and beg that patient man.
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Address On EndSARS Protests (Full Text) by Maxwellisaac: 11:52pm On Oct 22, 2020
He mentioned lives lost

He paid tribute to all police personnel who tragically lost their lives

He paid tribute to all youths whose lives were lost in the protest

He address the endsarz protests and emergent demands raised.

He mentioned his plans and various initiatives raised to alleviate poverty

Although in his address, he did not speak on lekki's massacre in particular, but I think the address encompasses all that turned out.
Health / Re: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by Maxwellisaac: 6:47pm On Sep 23, 2020
[quote author=DaSkinnydude post=94216236]Good day Nairalanders

I'm posting this here cos this is one of the most active sections. Please I need your advice

I'm 20 years, normal height, decent looking, but I'm skinny AF.
I have very skinny wrists (and legs).
Heck, slightly below my rib cages i even have holes on both sides.

Even when i'm with friends, I don't pull off my shirt.
I've been having insecurities and self esteem issues because of this.


I love short sleeve shirts but I can't wear them.

I can't even wear a wristwatch.

I'm someone who likes a well built muscular body, but as of now I can't afford to maintain a steady diet (say a particular amount of calories a day).

To the body builders and health experts in the house, here are my questions -

(WITHOUT A STEADY DIET)
1 - With my current body, can I gain more muscle/weight through rigorous exercises (like calisthenics)/ gyyming ?

2- How can I make my thin wrists and legs thicker ?

3- To gain more weight, are there supplements I can take with my normal diet?

Cc: Neduluiz, Pansophist

Thanks in anticipation.
Should you not know this, I will tell you!
Being skinny is the best stature one could have.
Growing up before 20, i was very skinny and felt bad about it.
Now in my very late 20s , I found out I added just little and now a bit muscular.
People laugh at me still, but the truth is: they wish they could just be me with same stature. I have had most of them confessing that to me.
Skinny gets younger not older.
Be proud of that.
Do not spoil what you have got. Nothing far more than natural.
You will be proud of urself soon in some years to come.
I just hope I made a point.

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Health / Re: Enugu NMA Election Ends In Violence, Ballot Papers Torn (Graphic Photos) by Maxwellisaac: 5:58am On Aug 07, 2020
badaru911:
NMA ke... So doctors are not different from area-boys or agbero.... Just only cloth differentiate them
They never acted differently from what you just knew them as. If u want to know them better, take a critically ill person to them; mostly, those in the general hospitals .

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Politics / Re: DG-WTO: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala commences campaign (Video) by Maxwellisaac: 1:24am On Jul 10, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
This ugly broke frustrated illitracy can never won .
She can't even spoke good gramer. I have been tolding my friends that she can never won.
She must lost.
Ok.You 've expressed yourself so well.
Sports / Re: Oladapo Adu Stranded In Cote D'ivoire After Representing Nigeria In Competition by Maxwellisaac: 7:47am On Jul 03, 2020
Igbobymarriage:
Project Nigeria failed.. A whole chess champion stranded..

How I wish I can wake Azikwe from his grave and give him a good knock on his head for objecting secession... Azikwe, no worry na he'll u dey go


Modified: my igbo kinsmen are attacking me... All bcox I said the truth, they have turned to attack mi.. But the truth is the truth..



The truth is,

Hausa are great

Igbos are greater

Yorubas are the greater greatest


And our God, Chineke is the great greater greatest


I am igbo man but I av always love yorubas all Tru my life..

Since I left Abia state when I was 25, I av lived wit the yorubas for almost 25 years and they are the greatest.. Very accommodating, silent achievers..
Infact I can deny my igbo and change to yoruba.

I married a Yoruba, my kids bears yorubas name..

God bless the Yorubas


They are the west just like America, Europe and so on..

God bless my igbos too
I wish I could like this post far more than once.
Whenever I say this, my Igbo dudes do think I have no idea of what I am talking about.
I left Imo when I was 8yrs. I lived in Lagos for 20yrs.
Now, I work in Enugu state. I can boldly tell you of how the behavior of our people irritate me.
We have no love for ourselves not to talk of those strangers living amongst us.

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Politics / Re: Edo 2020: Edith Isokpan Emerges AAC Governorship Candidate by Maxwellisaac: 7:53pm On Jun 24, 2020
SmartProf:
Congrats Madam, your party didn't disturb the public and had no court case leading to your emergence as a flag bearer. You didn't stress INEC before the election proper, but we know that you will stress them during the announcement of the result. When you eventually win, pls appoint Oshiomole, Obaseki, and Pastor Iyamu in your cabinet, and remember to call those of us who supported you here for a group photograph. Thank you

Stopeet grin
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by Maxwellisaac: 3:45am On May 13, 2020
08073736437.. call me

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