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Celebrities / Re: Isaac Johnson Has World's Widest Mouth Of 10.1cm (Guinness World Record) by MayorNL: 10:41am On Jun 30, 2021

Zonex1:
Wait ooo is der any financial benefits in being in the Guinness book of records.

Omo truth be told. They don't have one naira when you enter Guinness book of record.

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Sports / Re: Christian Eriksen To Receive Implanted Heart Defibrillator by MayorNL: 12:41pm On Jun 17, 2021

900warriorz:
If you are hale and hearty and not living on any life support device

Just take one moment to say "God, I Thank You"

I thank you God. Grateful heart.

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Literature / Re: How Can A Fiction Writer Make Money? by MayorNL: 4:44pm On Jun 14, 2021

MostImportant:
I can't believe I'm still broke after all the efforts I have put in to making money both online and offline. May be because I'm not following my God's gifted talent. Among others I can do, I can write fictional stories a great deal. The inspiration comes naturally always. Right now, I can develop up to 100 stories that can be scripted into blockbuster movies. Also, I have written not fewer than 500 short stories for comedy skits. Most of these stories, if even just one of them is shot into comedy video has the potential to bring the actors to limelight. Financing all these stuff is my problem hence the need for this thread. I wouldn't mind selling some of them to interested stories.

What are your advice and suggestions? How do I make from these writings?

08101646678. My name is Jerry.

Literature / Re: How Can A Fiction Writer Make Money? by MayorNL: 4:43pm On Jun 14, 2021

MostImportant:
I can't believe I'm still broke after all the efforts I have put in to making money both online and offline. May be because I'm not following my God's gifted talent. Among others I can do, I can write fictional stories a great deal. The inspiration comes naturally always. Right now, I can develop up to 100 stories that can be scripted into blockbuster movies. Also, I have written not fewer than 500 short stories for comedy skits. Most of these stories, if even just one of them is shot into comedy video has the potential to bring the actors to limelight. Financing all these stuff is my problem hence the need for this thread. I wouldn't mind selling some of them to interested stories.

What are your advice and suggestions? How do I make from these writings?

Hey good day. My name is Jerry I base in Abeokuta, I'm into skit making and short movies making. Here is my number give me a call let's talk more on WhatsApp.

Religion / Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by MayorNL: 1:42pm On May 30, 2021

SeunAdeniyi1:
The devil pushed me to give testimony on my birthday, as I reach alter with all eyes on me, my brain went blank.

That was how I started stammering in the presence of My crush, my enemy, my family, strangers, and those who took me to be smart e.t.c....

I just managed to say "happy birthday to me" and dropped the mic.
On the way to my sit(with shaky legs) it was as if ground should swallow me.

Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch Begs Peter Okoye For Giveaway: Says "I Am A Fugitive" by MayorNL: 1:03pm On Jan 30, 2021

MayorNL:

My dear it's flew

Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch Begs Peter Okoye For Giveaway: Says "I Am A Fugitive" by MayorNL: 1:03pm On Jan 30, 2021

BanevsJoker:
OP what's the past tense of fly?

My dear it's is flew

Politics / Re: Umahi With Total Station, Levelling Instrument, Conducting An Engineering Survey by MayorNL: 12:56pm On Jan 30, 2021

Jagznation:
na to lick cement remain

I swear nothing concern you and making heaven.

Just no border yourself.

Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Cools Off At Seaside After Manchester United Exit (Photos) by MayorNL: 4:43pm On Jan 29, 2021

DaddyRochie1642:
Nigerian Men should take note of that guy's Lips and take care of their own Lips

This your comment just cracked me up big time.

I think you must be a snake grin

Politics / Re: Jack Rich Celebrates 46th Birthday In Senator Kalu's Camp (pix) by MayorNL: 1:17pm On Jan 29, 2021

sammysmiles:
Wow.... The tag billionaire, must be added to my name in few years time...

Amen bro.

Same here.

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by MayorNL: 8:53am On Jan 29, 2021

Mann11:
I hacked her WhatsApp some months ago.
Although I've seen many chats of hers that left much to be desired, this present one is the height of it! She was chatting with her ex and they both inquired how their present relationships are going. She told him I'm not handsome. I'm really heartbroken at the moment.

He: How is your current relationship?
She: He is nice and caring just like you but not handsome.

He: Lol, how do you mean he's not handsome?
She: He's not, I can't lie to you

He: Why did you go for someone that is not handsome, o wrong naw
She: I don't even know how I fall for him jhare

He: How did you meet him?
She: He was formerly staying in our area.
She: In fact, I always find it difficult to kiss him. He's very neat o, but I don't know why I can't kiss him
It's been long I kissed and that was the last time I visited you
He: Oya come lemme kiss you.
The next thing was she sent my picture to him, maybe for the guy to see how ugly I'm.
He: But he is okay naw. Abi he's not serious with you ni? He's looking serious already sef
She: Laughing ( she sends a laughing sticker)
I felt like crying honestly

What should I do? I feel like dumping the fool

Brotherly, abeg no mind that girl. You no ugly.

But you why can't you just respect yourself?

Why did you go and confirm her WhatsApp on your phone? Wetin you be won find? Well you done see wetin you dey look for.

Brotherly, free that matter and reason better things, girls matter can lead men to early grave.

Celebrities / Re: Abbyke Domina Buys A Range Rover (Pix) by MayorNL: 12:42pm On Jan 25, 2021

Amen.

Celebrities / Re: Veteran Actor, Dan Nkoloagu Is Dead (Photos) by MayorNL: 8:24am On Jan 25, 2021

Amen

Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Sent-off For The First Time In His Barcelona Career by MayorNL: 12:16am On Jan 18, 2021

Is well

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