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Crime / Re: Policemen Search Phones And Pockets Of Passersby In Ijanikin (Photos) by mayour16(m): 11:23pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
saasala: Even here in Ilorin, they stop taxi's just to ask you for your smartphone and then read your messages. I got tired of the harassment and the embarrassment so I decided to stop moving around with my smartphone. Abi dem wan dey waste my time Ontop Nokia torchlight again? Useless set of people including the so called federal SARS...mtcheeeew. |
Education / Re: Trend For Uniosun Post Utme Screening. by mayour16(m): 10:57pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
2016/2017 ADMISSION EXERCISE: NOTICE OF ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE Notice is hereby given that the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) screening exercise will hold from Monday 5th to Friday 9th September 2016 at 9am - 5pm for candidates who chose Osun State University as their First choice, with a minimum score of 180. However, candidates that scored less than 200 would not be considered for admission into any of the underlisted programmes: ♦ Accounting ♦ Economics, ♦ Political Science, ♦ Business Administration, ♦ Nursing Science, ♦ Law Meanwhile, candidates who chose any of these courses but scored less than 200 could change to any other relevant programme of their choice. COMPLETION OF APPLICATION FORMS Candidates are to register on-line by accessing the University website: http://www.uniosun.edu.ng or http://admissions.uniosun.edu.ng to complete and submit an application. They are expected to print two (2) copies of the application form after submission. One of these two copies should be brought along together with a copy of the candidate’s UTME score print-out on the day of the screening exercise. The second copy is to be submitted upon admission to the University. DIRECT ENTRY CANDIDATES Direct Entry candidates should complete the form on- line following the same process as above and report on the screening day. They are also expected to forward their Academic Transcript to the Registrar of Osun State University before the commencement of screening exercise. SCREENING CENTRES All candidates (UTME and Direct Entry) are to report for screening at the date and centres indicated on their online registration printout. Candidates must report at least one hour before the commencement of the exercise. All applicants must come to the screening centres with their O/L result checker or scratch cards. ACCESS TO THE REGISTRATION PORTAL Visit the UNIOSUN Screening Portal via http:// www.uniosun.edu.ng or http:// admissions.uniosun.edu.ng. This will take you to the online Application Platform. Ensure you read all registration guidelines and instructions before proceeding to register. Payment of N2, 500.00 for the screening online Application is through the Interswitch Web PAY platform using your ATM cards (Master Card, Verve card and Interswitch enabled Cards.) CLOSING DATE: Submission of forms closes at 12.00 noon on Friday 2nd September, 2016 For further information, please contact the Admissions Office, Osun State University, Osogbo on Tel: 080-35769845 |
Crime / Re: My Experience With SARS This Morning- Bleechreport by mayour16(m): 3:37pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Jibril659: Ok... |
Crime / Re: My Experience With SARS This Morning- Bleechreport by mayour16(m): 3:36pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
smellingmenses: I hope you don't witness the same thing I witnessed this morning. Maybe by then you will know it still do happen. |
Crime / My Experience With SARS This Morning- Bleechreport by mayour16(m): 1:39pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
It was a beautiful Sunday morning when I decided to travel back home from school. Just as I got to Idofian, Kwara state, the commercial bus I chattered was stopped by SARS; I and another young boy were asked to come down for thorough search. I was not surprised because this won't be the first time I'm witnessing this but it has never happened to me before. My bag was searched and nothing was found. 'which work u dey do?' asked the SARS officer. 'I'm a student sir' 'wey ur phone' 'It's dead Sir ' I responded. My phone was then taken to their vehicle and boosted. After a while it came up and was also searched but they found nothing. After this, one of them said he is suspecting me to be a 'yahoo boy' and I will have to follow them to their office. I was shocked but confident. I said OK, let's go. Just when we were to move, their boss packed and he called me and asked for the problem. I explained myself and he asked me to go while he started blasting the officers. But what if he didn't come? What if I was taken to the station? Will I have paid 20,000 Naira to bail myself for doing nothing. Note, in Nigerian constitution, bail is free but not in Nigerian police or SARS offices. Chapter 4 of the Nigerian constitution, section 37 gives you the right to private telephone communication and telegraph but do this guys obey it? I thereby call on the high ranked officers of SARS to please do something about this. SARS is for armed rubbers and not for threatening innocent citezens.Thank you. source: www.bleechreport..com 1 Like |
Education / Trend For Uniosun Post Utme Screening. by mayour16(m): 1:09pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Osun State University released the memo below concerning the school's admission exercise. More info available on the school's website. uniosun.edu.ng source :www.bleechreport..com
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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: "Girls Focused On Olamide Badoo And Ignored Me" (Video) by mayour16(m): 3:59pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Lie Mohammed.. ..abeg.. Who you epp? |
Education / They Set Me Up -uniosun Lecturer by mayour16(m): 11:57am On Aug 16, 2016 |
The student had plotted with her friends to set Ojoniyi up being that he has been pestering her for se-x. In a statement titled “Open Letter to Nigerians and the Whole World on the alleged ‘UNIOSUN lecturer in sex scandal video’,” Ojoniyi said: 1. I am Olabode Wale Ojoniyi, the man in the eyes of the storm offemi makinde’s “uniosun lecturer in sex scandal video” published in the punch of 11th august, 2016. 2. While i have instructed my lawyers to take appropriate legal steps on the said report in the punch of yesterday, 11th august, 2016, i am using this medium to inform Nigerians and the whole world that i am ready for an open live television media investigation of the said allegation against me provided that: A. The said lady in the report Ikweejiro mercy will be invited and present. B. Dr. Amao Temitayo Ayanbisi, the woman who collected money from students to alter their grades and contracted their projects out to academic machineries will be invited and present. I. This is the woman i spearheaded her investigation, who was found guilty by the university on the strength of the evidence i provided and was dismissed from the university. II. She is one of the people who gave a contract of blackmailing me to Ikwe Ejiro Mercy. C. Professor Olukoya ogen, provost Adeyemi college of education, Ondo, the man who brought the purported video of me to the university to claim that i am ‘one of the people changing grades for students for sexual gratification will be invited and present’. I. He is the one who brought two fake SSS to the university… Ii. The one who ran away and refused to honour the university panel investigating the case when his criminal conspiracy with dr. Amao t.a to blackmail me was discovered. D. Professors alebiosu o. C andakintayo d. I both of uniosun who threatened me to drop the case and evidences against dr. Amao t.a before she was dismissed by the university will be invited and present. I. They are the main two out of the four people who attempted to force and blackmail me to negotiate a settlement with dr. Amao t.a and professor olukoya ogen. Ii. They are the ones who vowed that i cannot make any academic progress again if i do not negotiate with professor olukoya ogen and his group of blackmailers. E. Femi makinde of the punch and his alleged petitioners will be invited and present. I am here pleading with wellmeaning nigerians and any reputable television media organisation to quickly organise and call for this open media investigation panel on this case. 3. I sincerely look forward to this open panel. Thank you. Your sincerely, olabode wale ojoniyi. www. bleechreports. . com |
Celebrities / Re: Leo Mezie Loses His Right Leg, Can't Move With His Right Legs Again by mayour16(m): 3:49pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Glaxx: U just said what I'm thinking out loud here o..... 1 Like |
Education / 9 Ways To Succeed In Examination Without Pressure by mayour16(m): 10:55pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
At some points in our journey in acquiring knowledge, we get scared at how the semester is speedily running to an end with examination running with it. We are all guilty of getting pressured during this period. We stop our normal daily routine; like eating at least two square meals, washing, chilling with friends, some of us stop going to church, or reduce going. Instead we try to read all day and night. This can actually get one stressed and eventually increases the number of students that fall sick during this period, which in turn increases the number of students that patronise the school clinic. You don’t have to put your life on hold because of the forthcoming examination, all you need to do is re-strategize and plan. Here are some steps to follow to write your examination successfully without putting yourself under pressure. Ø SET YOUR GOALS: just imagine a football pitch without goal posts, yes exactly; the game is going to be fruitless. So is a vision or work without outlined goals. Set your goals for the examination you are about to write. State the result you want, put a figure to it. Ø GET YOUR MIND PREPARED: success don’t just happen; you have to consciously make it happen. And the mind is one of the instruments to use to achieve success, because “where the mind goes the man follows”. During this period, you have to remove all fears from your mind, and envisage success. Use your mind to attract the success your desire. Think about this; what will your result be if you have no limitation in achieving it? Answer this question truthfully and remove the limitations you have set for yourself in your mind. Don’t limit yourself by predicting failure for yourself in your mind. I will say; think your way to your A’s. Ø PLAN: plan how you want to achieve your set goals; definitely you have to study for success in examinations. Plan your daily activities. During this period, reading must be your fist priority. Plan each day with time. Write out your daily plan and stick to it. Ø READ: we get it all wrong when we start reading first for an examination without set goals. It is the goals you have set for yourself that will push you to how much you will study. It is also important to know your reading habit and follow it; don’t imitate other people. For instance, some people assimilate more in a quiet environment while some can assimilate in any kind of environment, some can study both during the day and at night while others can just study during the day. plan your reading around your reading habit. And if you don’t know your reading habit, it’s not too late to discover it. Ø PLAN A REWARD: planning to reward yourself if you achieve your goal and plans for the examination will push you to study hard. You can plan a special treat for yourself after the examination. Ø PRAY: prayer they say is the key. Pray for success and favour in your examination. I say; do your best in the examination and pray the rest to God. Ø PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS AND INSTRUCTION: make sure you study the question first and understand what you are to answer before you start writing. Read the instructions before you start writing, don’t assume you know what the examiner wants, you never can tell, there might be a change or specific instruction. Ø EAT WELL: dont skip meals, eat good food and not junks. Because you need all the energy you can get. Dont starve yourself. Ø REST WELL: yes, you need to rest so as to recuperate from hours of brain work. you are not a robot,set time apart to rest. Breaking down won't do you any good.Remember you will neeed strength and enerrgy to write the examination. http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/07/9-ways-to-succeed-in-examination.html?m=1 1 Like |
Travel / Re: 10 Interesting Facts About Kwara State by mayour16(m): 12:08pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
dayoolawepo: I am finding this hard to believe.This road has been abandoned for over 3yrs.They only come there every year to refill it with sand.Saw the contractors there on Wednesday tho but honestly I'm still looking forward to them refilling it with sand again.What will it cost the government to fix the road permanently? God bless kwara state. God bless Nigeria. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Forgery Trial: Buhari Threatened Impeachment by mayour16(m): 6:25pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
ObikeNkem: I want to believe you've never been to Kwara state cuz if you've been there for just 3days,you won't be saying this. |
Family / Re: I Suspect My Mom Is Cheating, Help Me!! by mayour16(m): 6:39pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Hmmm...Agony of the first child. Truth is forget your age at this moment.You have a strong role to play.Your dad called you in cuz he believes what he can't handle you will handle it or perhaps that you are mostly around your mum. Pls pray,its needed then sit your mum down and beg her to tell you the truth. The truth might blow your mind away but please be strong.After that talk to your mum.Make her promise you she ain't gonna do any silly thing any more.Most importantly,try as much as possible not to let your younger ones know.God help you o... little advice tho...No matter what happens,try not to judge or take sides. |
Career / Re: The Illusion Of Big Pay: Nigerian Oil & Gas Workers Ain't Exactly What You Think by mayour16(m): 9:15am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Yeah, everyone does. But then, there are so many other silent money spinning jobs out there. Can you talk more about the other silent money spinning jobs out there? |
Romance / Re: See Pictures Of Uniosun Female Student Who Spreads Stinky Underwears On Window by mayour16(m): 4:06pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
@Lalasticlala @Seun abeg come see wetin I dey see |
Romance / Make-up: A Necessary Seasoning For Females. by mayour16(m): 7:37pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
Indeed, according to a Roman playwright Plautus "a woman without paint(makeup)is like a food without salt". Ask a group of women why they wear makeup and you would receive more than "ten thousand" responses. Some will say it makes them feel more confident, that they don't feel completely done with out it; others will say they love experimenting with looks and colors as a way of expressing themselves need that it allows them to channel different personalities and aesthetics. But widely I have realized and can say quite confidently that there are many different roles makeup play in a woman's life. There is the playful and creative aspect -who does not enjoy swirling a brush in a pallet of colors-, what about the confidence building/boosting aspect, why not cover a huge red blemish on your nose if you can. I've learnt make up can make you feel more powerful and ready to face any situation, it could also be a weapon to attract intimidate shock or even amaze others your partner inclusive. Conclusively makeup is everywhere in this society of ours today that for every woman to go without it has become in sum cases a statement "no makeup selfie" is a perfect example. Shout Out to the beautiful woman that still rock it and look absolutely hot even without makeup. more on: www.bleechreport..com |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Orlando Attack: Woman & Her Son Chat Before He Was Shot Dead At Orlando Shooting by mayour16(m): 8:12am On Jun 13, 2016 |
yungpowers: No one has the right to take another persons life,gay or no gay 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: What Is Your Reaction When Jehovah Witnesses Knock On Your Door? by mayour16(m): 12:38pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
Omotayor123: Your mama na MVP |
Celebrities / Mohammed Ali don die! by mayour16(m): 9:20am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Legendary boxer, Muhammad Ali, 74 who was rushed to a hospital outside Phoenix, Arizona and was reportedly on life support after found struggling with breath at his home on Thursday has died. Mohammed Ali was said to be surrounded by his family who rushed to be around him on Friday after doctors warned his condition was 'rapidly deteriorating', Radar Online reported. Ali was taken to hospital on Thursday with an 'unshakeable cough' which was complicated by his Parkinson's disease. So sad! May his soul rest in peace You can get more news at www.bleechreport..com
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Education / Ten Types Of Students You Will Encounter During Free Periods In UNIOSUN by mayour16(m): 10:30pm On May 30, 2016 |
1) Gossipers:These are those that can't even keep quit during lectures.They also can't wait for strict lecturers to go out after lectures. They hope and pray lecturers have a meeting or get a call or even fall sick. Hian! I know you can picture them in your imagination right now. 2) Book worms: These set of people amaze me, Abeg shey you no dey rest? You will always see them reading. Haba....life no be war o...I envy them tho...I'd wish I'm like them but I prefer being me. Hehe. 3) Casanova: These are the "bad" boys in class.Always with a girl. Tall, short, dark, skinny...As they do say "Any hole na hole". 4) Couples: These are the ones dating themselves and also in the same class. Can I do that shaa? Anyways, they come in and go out and any time we are lecture-free,you will see them at the back of the class doing their thing *winks*..Biko get a room, under 18 dey class o. 5) Friend zoned guys: I remember this guy in my class that's always chilling with this fine babe...we used to think they were dating o until the babe told us the real thing *clears throat* we never knew the dude was famzing...anyways, moving on. 6) Perverts: Chai. These set of people tho. They will always check the girls out. They wish all girls are theirs. Any time a girl with all the "asset" passes, they scream or whistle. Don't tell me you don't know ya self oo*winks* 7) Religious people: These set of people will always preach in class or read bible each time there is free lecture. We understand we have to believe but please, take it easy. Bullies: This set of people will always torment other course mates maybe cause of their body size and muscle.They forcefully gain respect because of peoples fear. 9)Music freaks: This are those always with their earphones. Any free period is used for music.You will almost think they are the next Wizkid until they sing for you..chai...you go fear. Make I no talk much. 10) Loners: This ones don't have any of the above mentioned. Worst of all, they walk alone. No friend or anything, I hear sey na dem bad pass. I'm sure you already know where you belong but you are free to add yours also oo. www.bleechreport..com 1 Like |
Education / Ten Types Of Students You Will Encounter During Free Periods In UNIOSUN by mayour16(m): 10:24pm On May 30, 2016 |
1) Gossipers:These are those that can't even keep quit during lectures.They also can't wait for strict lecturers to go out after lectures. They hope and pray lecturers have a meeting or get a call or even fall sick. Hian! I know you can picture them in your imagination right now. 2) Book worms: These set of people amaze me, Abeg shey you no dey rest? You will always see them reading. Haba....life no be war o...I envy them tho...I'd wish I'm like them but I prefer being me. Hehe. 3) Casanova: These are the "bad" boys in class.Always with a girl. Tall, short, dark, skinny...As they do say "Any hole na hole". 4) Couples: These are the ones dating themselves and also in the same class. Can I do that shaa? Anyways, they come in and go out and any time we are lecture-free,you will see them at the back of the class doing their thing *winks*..Biko get a room, under 18 dey class o. 5) Friend zoned guys: I remember this guy in my class that's always chilling with this fine babe...we used to think they were dating o until the babe told us the real thing *clears throat* we never knew the dude was famzing...anyways, moving on. 6) Perverts: Chai. These set of people tho. They will always check the girls out. They wish all girls are theirs. Any time a girl with all the "asset" passes, they scream or whistle. Don't tell me you don't know ya self oo*winks* 7) Religious people: These set of people will always preach in class or read bible each time there is free lecture. We understand we have to believe but please, take it easy. Bullies: This set of people will always torment other course mates maybe cause of their body size and muscle.They forcefully gain respect because of peoples fear. 9)Music freaks: This are those always with their earphones. Any free period is used for music.You will almost think they are the next Wizkid until they sing for you..chai...you go fear. Make I no talk much. 10) Loners: This ones don't have any of the above mentioned. Worst of all, they walk alone. No friend or anything, I hear sey na dem bad pass. I'm sure you already know where you belong but you are free to add yours also oo. www.bleechreport..com |
Education / Re: 10 Common Mistakes And Confusing Words In English by mayour16(m): 3:29pm On May 24, 2016 |
Choose and Chose Loose and lose Concern and Consign |
Literature / Re: How Life Dealt With Me On Campus (episode 1) by mayour16(m): 7:34am On May 18, 2016 |
[Episode 9] **back to reality** While I was busy thinking, an incoming vehicle almost hit me, the driver of the vehicle came out and started shouting at me it was then we both realized we knew each other, actually the driver of the car was Mr. Owonikoko… immediately I saw him I just shunned him and went home angrily, when I got to my hostel which was a self-contain rented apartment, I met Henry in front my door… Cynthia: **shouting** what do you want Henry: am sorry dear I never meant to hurt you Cynthia: well you just did that, am a fool for falling you Henry: **kneels down** am so sorry dear Cynthia: I will forgive you on one condition Henry: what’s that baby I promise to tell you? Cynthia: tell me why you came home the other day soaked in blood and also tell me what you are hiding from me Henry: I promise to tell you, let’s talk about it inside **inside my room** Henry: I went for a late night party which later resulted to some cultist riot whereby many were injured, I am part of those that managed to escape without much injuries.. Cynthia: is that all? Henry: yes dear Cynthia: give me one good reason I should believe you Henry: you know I love you That was how I fell for his lie although something was telling me that there was more to it, I hugged him and we were both back to our normal routines……. **the next day** Mr Owonikoko: good morning class, I know by now y’all should be preparing for your projects and meanwhile every one of you has being assigned a supervisor…. You can check it on the notice board after the class Class: **murmurs** Mr Owonikoko: I also have a good news for you all Class: **eager to hear the good news** Unfortunately the news that we thought would favor us later happened to be a bad one Mr owonikoko: I have been appointed as the head supervisor of your project He walked out of the class and left us in a state of commotion, so I went straight to the notice board to check my own topic and supervisor and to my greatest surprise Mr. Owonikoko was appointed as my supervisor, immediately I saw this a lot of things started running down my mind Mr owonikoko again? Is this man going to fail me? Will he continue to disturb me about sex? All this were running down my mind when suddenly someone that happened to also have mar owonioko as her supervisor started smiling and said shebi na to just Bleep him, immediately I heard this something in my mind told me that there was no way I am gonna go scot-free from this man…. Suddenly I saw someone that looked familiar and a pretty lady but before I could say anything the guy kissed the girl and bided her bye it was I realized it was henry and unfortunately our eyes met each other which left both of us speechless, I just hissed and walked out on him…while heading home someone said for your mind now you don see better guy we all know your story aunty come and chop the good Samaritan….i was really ashamed of myself and really angry at myself or being so cheap to guys… Mr owonikoko: are you blind?, Cynthia: am sorry sir *weeping* Mr owonikoko: sorry for yourself *hissed*, meanwhile you have three days to submit your chapter one Cynthia: sir but…. Mr owonikoko: *interrupts * my word is final Mr owonikoko walked away and I decided to go home to think about my life not until then I met a guy from my department popularly called pastor… he preached to me and told me to depart from my old ways and turn a new leaf .. He also gave me an invitation to his church the following Sunday which I promised to attend………… **Sunday morning** I got dressed and ready to attend pastor’s church… meanwhile his real name is john… on getting to john’s church he recognized me from afar and he was really happy that I showed up, john happened to be an usher in the church so he ushered me to one of the front seats…. When the pastor said if you’re a new member stand up for recognition I was planning not to stand up but john signaled to me to stand and later on I stood up and we were told to wait after the service to meet with the pastor…. **meeting with the pastor** The pastor introduced himself as Mr. Paul, something caught my eyes immediately I saw him… I was surprised that someone as spiritual as him could be handsome and sexy… I was like oh my lord of sexiness, pastor Paul was way sexy but later on the pastor saw me staring at him so he just winked back at me and this really gave a huge turn up in my head … towards the end of the meeting pastor Paul urged us to join one unit in the church so I decided to join the choir because I happened to have a beautiful tiny voice.. Meanwhile my aim of joining the choir was to get close to Pastor Paul and I think pastor Paul also knows what I was planning to do… Pastor Paul introduced me to their choir master who happens to be a normal looking guy so I just ignored him and he introduced me to the rest of chorister’s and told me the meeting days Cynthia: Pastor Paul stop, not here anybody can walk in Pastor paul: don’t worry it’s going to be a quick one Cynthia: be quick o I have rehearsals to go Suddenly brother john barges in and saw us……….. www.bleechreport..com |
Literature / Re: How Life Dealt With Me On Campus (episode 1) by mayour16(m): 7:30am On May 18, 2016 |
[Episode 8] Henry: good morning baby Cynthia: morning baby **kissed him** Henry: am off to school Cynthia: aitte call me dear when through I know you all might be wondering how I met henry, it all went down like this…………… **flashback** I was coming back from my departmental seminar that day when some guys snatched my bag from me leaving me stranded in school unable to go home because I had to take a bike to my hostel and I was currently weak, luckily for me henry was there when it happened so he chased after the guys and recovered my bag for me and I was really happy so later he asked for my contact which I gave him without thinking twice because he was my hero for the day …. He called me later in the day to check on me which I really appreciated…. Henry is not really tall, fair in complexion with sexy pink lips which I really admired but something was fishy about him he had tattoos all over his right hand well I cared less, we later became friends, henry is also in final year studying law…. Henry is a very caring and loving dude but I knew something was fishy about him but I cared less…. Henry call me many times in a day, he takes me out frequently and he also loves making me smile with his jokes meanwhile he had not even propose to me, on a particular day we were both in the cafeteria and he suddenly fell down, everybody rushed towards him to lift him up and check what’s wrong, immediately they lifted him up he went down on kneels and did the unimaginable thing I never expected, in fact I never saw it coming.. he knelt down and brought a ring case opening it and asking me to be his girlfriend everybody were amazed at this and suddenly they all started shouting “say yes” this left me speechless so eventually I said yes… **back to reality** I no longer sleep in my hostel because I now stay alone, well I know you guys might be wondering about Tonia cos the last I thing I said about her was dat I was not able to reach her well that’s another story for another time.. staying alone seems boring to me and I was really happy about having henry in my life… later in the day I went over to henry’s place as usual I cooked waiting for him to return but I didn’t see him and it was already past 9 in the night this kept me worried so I tried his number it was ringing but he refused to answer it while I was still trying his number and wondering what happened he just barged and fell down in a pool of blood, this shocked me, when he fell down to the ground he told me to lock the door so I did as he said and I started taking care of the wounds on his body and left him to sleep… when he woke up in the morning I asked him what happened but all he did was to push me away and left the room angry, at first I thought I was dreaming but I realized he actually did that….. Is this the same henry I know? Is this the same scaring and loving guy I know? Does he truly love me? What is he hiding from me? What happened to him to yesterday? I left for my hostel angry now thinking about my life in general that was when Tonia popped up in my head……… **flashback** Cynthia: good morning Tonia Tonia: morning roomie Cynthia: where have you been since? Tonia: don’t tell me you’re worried about me? Cynthia: why won’t I be? You’re my roomie na Tonia: awwn that’s lovely, anyways have been away with my beau (boo) Cynthia: hmmmm beau which one of them Tonia: my latest catch Peter Cynthia: hmmm Tonia take life easy o Tonia: I should be telling you that o Cynthia: na u sabi Tonia: ehn ehn am going to club with peter tonight, would you be opportune to join us? Cynthia: no o I won’t be o, I have Mr. Owonikoko’s test to prepare for Tonia: alright then Around 9pm that I left for school to read overnight because of the test, I did all my best In reading.. early in the morning around 7am when I got to school so as be able to revise for the test I saw some people gathered around and I started wondering what happened I just ignored and headed towards my faculty suddenly I heard someone shout my name Cynthia you need to see this, when I got there I met Tonia lying naked and lifeless on the floor….. It was so certain that her so called new catch had used her for rituals or whatever was his plans….. When I saw her I fainted immediately and when I woke up in the hospital I busted into tears pitying Tonia …..Well on the other she deserved what happened because when her parents came to collect her body I found out her father is a mechanic and her mom is not dead she’s still hale and healthy.. Tonia is the type of girl that wants to fits into a society standard not meant for her… www.bleechreport..com |
Literature / Re: How Life Dealt With Me On Campus (episode 1) by mayour16(m): 8:33am On May 14, 2016 |
[Episode 7] What have I turned myself to? What am I going to do? What will I tell my parents? Is that the end of my career? Is this how am gonna end my education? These were what I was busy thinking about before lecturer owonikoko walked up to me and asked what happened to me so I lied again telling him am just thinking about my results and meanwhile Mr. owonikoko’s course was one of the course I had d… Mr owonikoko: Cynthia right? Cynthia: yes sir Mr owonikoko: well don’t be too depressed just have faith and work harder, meanwhile see me in my office b4 u go home today let’s see what I can do to help you ** mr owonikoko office** Cynthia: **knocks** Mr owonikoko: yes come in Cynthia: **walks in** Mr owonikoko: oh Cynthia how are you Cynthia: fyn sir, you said I should come and see you sir Mr owonikoko: **stands up to sit down on his table in front of me** so as I was saying I could help you unless you’re ready to adhere to my terms and conditions **touched my hand** Cynthia: ** immediately I felt his hand on my hand something tickled my body which I don’t understand** sir, what do you mean by that? Mr Owonikoko: if you can rub my back I will rub yours back Cynthia: sir I still don’t understand Mr owonikoko: **tries to kiss me** I mean we should both collaborate our bodies Cynthia: **stands up** sir I don’t think it will be possible That was the first bold step I took since I entered uni, I left his office angry and headed home straight but unfortunately I ran into Austin and luckily for me he was walking without grace so I asked him about the whereabouts of Benjamin he just laughed and said he has returned home and by now he should be in the states to resume as the managing director of his father’s company, I just left there in annoyance and pretending to Austin as if nothing is wrong , now instead of going to my hostel I went to bisi’s place to see if she can help with my current situation on getting there I told her all what happened and she just advised me to get rid of it and continue with my life, I told her it’s too dangerous and it might to lead to death all she said is that it’s worth a try…….. **in my room** I started meditating on what bisi told me and I considered it as a good idea so I decided to try it, I went to bisi and told her that I am ready to get rid of it so she took me a quack doctor to get rid of it, when we got there I realized bisi Is one of their regular customer… I was really amazed, so bisi is not really the kind of good girl I thought she was well I ignored that and focused on my mission…. I booked an appointment with them in two days’ time…….. on getting back to my hostel I started wondering about life and really surprised that bisi had done several abortions well everybody is not really who we think they are we all have our little secrets and come to think of it it’s been long I have seen my roomie so I took some steps to find out where she has been since but I was not able to locate her and became worried…. **the day for the abortion** As I was getting ready to go and meet bisi so that we will both go to the doctor together someone knocked on my door and to my surprise I saw my mom and my dad, I just wished they could come back another day cos it was bad timing for me, my mom noticed some things wrong about me and asked me that wats wrong with me so I just lied and told her its malaria that I was even on my way to clinic to get some drugs……. Suddenly bisi barged in without knocking Bisi: **not noticing the presence of my parents** Cynthia for Christ sake the doctor is already waiting, he is ready to commence the…. Cynthia: *cuts in* oh bisi tell him I will soon come for my drugs meanwhile meet my parents Bisi: **surprised so she just played along** oh good morning ma My mum: morning my daughter, thanks for taking care of my daughter she never told me she had malaria Bisi: don’t mind her ma she insisted on not telling you that you might be worried My mum: well that’s true guess we’ll leave you guys to go and get the drugs, meanwhile we were about leaving, we were travelling along your school route so we decided to check on her Bisi: that’s lovely ma My dad gave bisi #10000 as a free gift and promised to send me #50000 bonus thinking I was truly having malaria **hospital** When we got to the hospital we met the doctor preparing to leave due to the fact that we were late so we just begged him and he agreed and told me to change quickly that he has to travel that day, we did the abortion and it was successful…I thanked bisi for helping me and I decided to turn a new leaf… In my 200l I did well in my academics including my 300l but it all changed in 400l my final year when I met Henry….. www.bleechreport..com |
Literature / Re: How Life Dealt With Me On Campus (episode 1) by mayour16(m): 8:31am On May 14, 2016 |
EPISODE 6 While I was busy thinking someone walked in and blindfolded me, when I was finally unblindfolded I saw Bisi, Austin, Benjamin and grace they were all worried that was when I realized I had been dreaming when I fainted, so I just lied and told them that I was not feeling too well so Benjamin escorted me home but when we got to my hostel we met the door locked so I tried calling Tonia cos I forgot my key in the room but her number was not going though I was left with no choice than to follow Benjamin to his hostel and sleep over…. ** Benjamin’s room** Benjamin: so what will you eat? Cynthia: anything dear So he went out to get two plates of rice from a nearby restaurant and we both ate it, then few mins later we went to sleep on the same bed… exactly 12midnight ben woke me up Benjamin: baby my love for is unimaginable, its intoxicating me like am high on weed, I can’t stop thinking about you all day Cynthia: **surprised** enough of your sweet words and let us sleep jare Benjamin: **attempting to kiss me** Cynthia: not now ben am not in the mood for this Benjamin: alright then **sad** Cynthia: **I started pondering on whether he truly meant what he said** good night dear **morning** I woke up and couldn’t find Benjamin beside me i became scared immediately later Benjamin walked in with a tray in his hands Benjamin: good morning baby, hope you slept well? Cynthia: hmmm my night was good Benjamin: well I prepared a delicious meal for you baby, just freshen up and come and eat Cynthia: hmmmm, why did you through all this stress for me Benjamin: it’s because of my undying love for you Cynthia: not this morning ben **although I really wished he continued with his sweet words because I actually love hearing them** Benjamin: please Cynthia I can’t seem to get you of my mind, just give me a chance dear Cynthia: do you really mean what you’re saying Benjamin: I really do dear Cynthia: **I kissed him** I love you too I was happy I actually found someone that really loves me for who I was but I did made a mistake of not telling him about what happened between I and his cousin Austin………. **three weeks later** **in class** Lecturer owonikoko: good morning class Class: murmuring Lecturer owonikoko: your exams timetable will be out today, you all should start preparing hard because it’s not going to be easy, because am your acting HOD due to the fact that the old HOD is sick and being admitted I was like seriously, exams is near and my notes are not up to date, I miss assignments and tests and my attendance in class is very weak, I started wondering what I was going to do to before exams starts…. So I went to meet ben at home telling him about my current state of education and he told me he that he himself is just trying to update his notes and that he won’t be really available till after exams….. **exams ** Even though I was not really prepared I did my best, but when the results came out I had, 3C’s and the rest were D’s… I wept bitterly that evening so I decided to stop flirting because it was when I saw ben’s results where he had 6A’s and 2B’s that I realized he didn’t really care about me but it was too late for me I woke up the next morning feeling dizzy and tired then all of sudden I fell down and fainted, I was rushed to the hospital and they later discovered I was 2weeks pregnant….. **flashback** It was raining that day after class so and I seriously needed to eat so Benjamin said we should head to his hostel since it’s not really far to school so I adhered to his opinion, when I got to his place I was soaked due to the rain so I took off my top leaving me only with my bra and the trouser I was wearing, immediately ben saw me like that he came and hugged me from the back and started kissing me till we both were unclad and something in me was willing to have s*x maybe because of the weather that I can’t say, while we were both and busy romancing ourselves something brought me back to life that we were both about to have unprotected sex so I asked him if he had condom but he said no I felt like stopping but ben just kissed me and told me not to worry and on hearing this I continued with the romance session which later led to 3 rounds of s*x which I really enjoyed… **back to reality** I was really ashamed of myself and currently not happy because different calamities had already started to befall me which I knew would not be last, anyway I was discharged that same day so I went to ben’s hostel to inform him about the issue on ground and on getting to his hostel I met his room empty so I asked one of his neighbors walking by where ben was and he said don’t I know that ben had already finished school that he deffered his 100l first semester, he also said he packed out yesterday immediately I heard this I fainted………….. www.bleechreport..com |
Literature / Re: How Life Dealt With Me On Campus (episode 1) by mayour16(m): 8:50pm On May 08, 2016 |
[EPISODE 5] Austin walked in and met us kissing, on seeing him I went into shock because I don’t seem to understand what is going on …. Austin: what’s up cousin? **it was then I realized Austin is Benjamin’s cousin** Benjamin: nothing bro, hope no problem? Austin: just came to tell you that mom called me that you have been ignoring her calls Benjamin: don’t mind mom jare Austin: sister won’t you greet us **pretending as if he doesn’t know** Cynthia: good day sir **pretending as if I don’t know him too** Austin: am fyn o, so what’s the name? Cynthia: fine **forced myself to smile** **Benjamin interrupts** Austin: enough o bro don’t snatch my baby from me **I was like whose your baby? When did we start dating? ** Austin: **smiles** sha don’t forget to call mom, bye **Austin left** Benjamin: don’t mind my cousin jare Few mins later I left Benjamin’s place for my hostel, on getting to my hostel I met Austin in my room I was shocked and speechless when I saw him, he was just smiling when I asked how did he get access to my room.. Austin: don’t bother, I met the door opened Cynthia: and so what **angry** Austin: calm down baby **tries to kiss me** Cynthia: **I slapped him** get out of my room Austin: that was so romantic Cynthia: he pushed me to the bed and tries to rape mean While I was struggling with him in order to avoid being raped someone came in and saved me from him, then I later realized it was Segun one of tenia’s playboys so I told him thank you… **Austin ran out of the room** Seugn: ** trying to hug me** sorry dear Cynthia: **I thought he was trying to comfort me** **hugged him back** thanks for saving me **meanwhile segun is really my type of guy, he is tall, light in complexion, sexy, he also a tempting pink lips that most ladies will fall for** When he hugged me I felt his six packs and I immediately felt like touching them while we were still hugging he tried to kiss which I wanted to ignore but when I felt his soft lips against mine I kissed him back while I was lust in the kiss session I touched his chest to feel his packs then suddenly I noticed segun had stripped himself naked, I was lust with what I saw and I couldn’t wait for him to get inside me, Immediately i undressed myself and without wasting time and we both had s*x which I really enjoyed, meanwhile we has forgotten we left the door opened, tenia just dashed inside and to my greatest surprise she wasn’t shocked she just am sorry, will wait for you guys outside… I was surprised and confused, what popped up in my head was that two calamities in one day, segun got up and went out and kissed tenia and they both headed out looking happy leaving me inside a state of dilemma … I was really not getting myself so I called my friend bisi… ***I know you guys will be surprised that I haven’t talked about bisi since, well bisi is the only friend I have on campus even though we only talk once in a while and we both seem to be okay by that*** Cynthia: hello bisi Bisi: hello bestie Cynthia: are you less busy Bisi: hope no problem Cynthia: nothing, mind if I come over? Bisi: no problem, you’re welcome **approaching bisi’s hostel, was hearing loud music noise** Cynthia: **knocks bisi door** Bisi: who is that? Come in When I opened I was surprised at what my eyes saw, I met segun, Austin, Benjamin and grace in bisi’s… immediately I saw I fainted…. When I opened my eyes I saw bisi beside me and she asked what happened because she was surprised, she also said when she asked segun, Austin, Benjamin and grace none of them answered, I told her she should let me be discharged that I will tell her when am feeling better, I told her that in order to avoid embarrassment… Bisi: so why did you faint the other or you think I did not know youre trying to my question wwhen I asked you Cynthia: it’s not like that it’s just something I don’t wish to discuss with anybody right now Bisi: so I don turn anybody, emi mo jebi (blaming herself) had I know I would have just left you lying lifeless on the floor the other. After much persuasion from I explained everything to her and she just busted into laughter Cynthia: why are you laughing? Bisi: is that all abi? Cynthia: don’t tell me you’re not surprised Bisi: you know what? Cynthia: what o oya tell me Bisi: I have slept with Austin, segun and Benjamin On hearing this I fainted again, when I woke up I met myself in a room with three naked guys and I was really confused then later on I realized I had being raped, den I started thinking How come? Who raped me? Did bisi set me up? Where am i? What have I turned myself into? To be continued… watchout part 6 remember to visit www.bleechreport..com |
Literature / Re: How Life Dealt With Me On Campus (episode 1) by mayour16(m): 8:46pm On May 08, 2016 |
[Episode 4] I just went inside to sleep and pretended as if nothing happened, the following day I started day dreaming about Michael den something just popped up in me and reminded me of what happened between I and Austin telling me that it was the same day dreaming that led to my destruction with him another thought popped up too telling me do I have to worry because of what happened yesterday and i negligently followed the second thought thinking it will help me...... ****in class**** Class: ***murmuring and gisting*** A man then walks in Lecturer: good day class my name is Mr Owonikoko and I’ll be taking you java programming The whole class was astonished that so there is a lecturer in the school dat could be as sexy as he is while I personally had started fantasying about him but i regained my senses back when the thought of Austin popped up in my brain again ***back to reality*** a dark guy walked into the class and sited beside me due to what i was thinking about i did not bother to even take a look at the guy, after the lecture i decided to go to the nearest cafeteria to get something to eat and return back to class, on getting to the cafeteria i ran into Austin and grace in order not to create a scene i just greeted them and left in disgrace...... i got my myself two pies and a bottle of Fanta, i just sat down in the cafeteria eating and thinking about Austin then all of a sudden i heard a sexy voice saying "hello beauty" and when i looked up i saw this handsome black guy and i was so sure i know him, well i just replied him saying good day, he asked if he may sit beside and i said no problem, while eating the following conversation went on between us... The guy: so what’s your name? Cynthia: I just smiled and said Cynthia The guy: what a nice name for a pretty, beautiful, gorgeous looking lady like you, well my name is Benjamin Cynthia: nice name, sorry if I may ask have we met before? Benjamin: thought you didn’t recognize me, i was the guy that sat down beside you during mr owonikoko's class Cynthia: oh oh We exchanged contacts and departed, before i got to my hostel my phone rang sand i picked it Cynthia: hello who is on the line? Ben: oh don’t tell me a beauty princess can’t even recognize my voice Cynthia: ben enough with this your sweet words Ben: omg your voice sounds so sweet just like an angel singing sweet melodies to God Cynthia: is this how you flatter your girlfriends Ben: oh angel Cynthia, one cannot see God’s blessing in his life and not appreciate it Cynthia: abeg enough of your sweet words jare, I need to go and rest Ben: oh alright angel Cynthia, was wondering if we can hook up later in the day Cynthia: will think about it Ben: please baby Cynthia: alright call me when you’re ready ***6pm same day*** Cynthia: *phone rings* *yawning* hello ben Ben: oh angel Cynthia, anytime I hear your sweet words I feel like am high Cynthia: stop jhoor, what’s the matter? Ben: *giggles* have you forgotten about our date? Cynthia: oh sorry Ben can’t make it again, am so tired and I need to rest well, will make it up to you tomorrow Ben: ok well no problem, meanwhile tomorrow I don’t have any plan of going out so you’d have to come over to my hostel Cynthia: ok no problem **hangs up and went back to bed** ***the following day*** Cynthia: ***1 new message*** *opens it* “from Ben, good morning beauty, I could not stop thinking about your beauty and your angelic voice, I feel so lucky to be your meanwhile don’t forget our date today...............' ***The text also contained his hostel address*** Later in the day I called ben and I told him I was already on my way, he was so happy to hear that... ***ben's room*** When I got to his hostel he was shirtless due to the fact that there was no light and there was heat, I saw him shirtless I got lust in him thinking of how romantic and sexy he would be on bed..... Don’t mind me I think a lot, while in his room which was well furnished and equipped we started talking, Ben is really a fun guy to be with, his a lively and funny guy in the process of talking and gisting he asked me one question.... Ben: tell me about your first kiss Cynthia: **I was like seriously** ok well it was annoying actually, the guy forced me to kiss him not knowing he himself was not really a good kisser.... Ben: hmmmmm some guys though Cynthia: what do you mean by that o? Ben: nth just that I love kissing a lot Cynthia: so tell me about yours Ben: well mine was way different from yours, it was sweet, lovely and romantic Cynthia: hmmm I hear, guess you like kissing a lot then, nice lips though Immediately Ben heard this he kissed me without hesitating meanwhile the devil and lust in me decided not to resist him so we engaged in a kissing session which lasted for about 10mins Cynthia: **trying to form like I did not enjoy it** so are you satisfied? Guess this is how you treat your so called female friends Ben: not like that dear it’s just that since I have met you I kind of feel attracted to you in fact I love you On hearing this, I giggled and told him to prove it then ben went further to kiss me and something terrible happened in the process, Austin walked in and met us kissing…….. remember to visit bleechreport..com |
Literature / How Life Dealt With Me On Campus (episode 1) by mayour16(m): 8:24pm On May 06, 2016 |
Life on campus was so sweet to the extent that I even forgot about my main motive on campus until it dealt with me in a bad way……. My name is Cynthia, am from a very wealthy family of five “my dad, my mom, two boys and a girl [that’s me]”, I happen to have a matured stature that is way older than my age [you know what I mean #winks], I finished secondary school at the age of 16 and I was also admitted into university of soul [fictional name] to study computer science the same year. Time went by and it was time to resume, I wasn’t facing any difficulty in getting prepared due to the fact that I have everything at my disposal and that was the beginning of my encounter with campus life. My dad and my mom were too busy to escort me to school, my dad is a top manager in an oil company while my mom is a multi-billionaire fashion designer and she happens to own a luxurious boutique (I didn’t really have to worry about clothes) , to cut the story short I was escorted to school by our driver. On getting to the school gate the driver just dropped me off with luggage’s and I had to start sorting things out myself so I went straight to locate my hostel, after several minutes of trying to locate my hostel I finally found it located in the outskirt area of the school which was actually far to the school auditorium. When I got to the front of the hostel I met a lady way older than me also trying to locate his room, later on we discovered that we were roomies afterwards we dashed inside the room to arrange our things, I later asked for her name and she said Tonia so I told her my name also and later on I realized she just got admission after 4years of waiting.. The following day we went to school together to start our registration it was then I realized she was given computer engineering so we both went to our different departments to start registering, during the process I met an handsome dude named Austin, I realized he was attracted to me but I wasn’t surprised because I happened to be a very light skinned and pretty girl with some nice curves though, as a sharp girl [that I thought I was] I pretended as if I did not notice him, so later he came to approach me and we exchanged contacts…. After a week we started work in full and to my surprise I and Austin had started dating so I informed my roomie about it, as a sharp girl too she was giving me some bad girl tips too which I negligently adhered to, so she advised me to invite him to our hostel one day, that I should not dull myself in order not to lose him because Austin was really an handsome guy that every girl wanna be with on campus and in my mind I thought Tonia was a very good roomie. Immediately, I buzzed Austin on his WhatsApp account [because I was not having airtime on my phone] and asked him if he can come over to my hostel and he said yes [like he saw it coming] and I was really happy on hearing this so I informed Tonia about it. After two hours he showed up looking different [handsome and sexy], meanwhile before he arrived Tonia had prepped me with some bad girl chitchats and she also gave me a pack of condom and when she handed it to me “I was like WTF [what the f***k] she just smiled and said prevention is better than cure, Austin came in and greeted Tonia, she in return greeted her and acted like she was going out in order to excuse us. Immediately Tonia left us the first thing Austin did was to kiss me and after then….. To be continued… watchout for Episode 2 remember to visit bleechreport..com |
Music/Radio / Re: Jabole By Ybnlprincess,hot Or Not by mayour16(m): 2:03pm On May 05, 2016 |
doyinisaac: datswasup: But she's still up and coming plus the lyrics fey ok naaa...Haba
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Music/Radio / Jabole By Ybnlprincess,hot Or Not by mayour16(m): 7:57am On May 05, 2016 |
So I have been having this argument with my guys since yesterday...Sincerely,to me the song is dope but if you are to rate the song over 10, what will it be? remember to visit bleechreport..com |
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