Ivynwa:



He means "Drop the damn pipe"

How can you open a thread shouting "Help" and make fun of the people that answered your call for help?
You smoking orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what??

ok, now I get it. I am sorry tho' was actually just kidding

I still dnt get But one things I knw for certain is that you are talking out of experience. I dont know how its possible for a sane person to pick a pipe, which is a stuff meant for drainage, put weeds (unwanted plants) on it and then smoke it . U av to be saved

Find the books of the bible in this paragraph. Note there might be 16 of them.
I once made a remark about the hidden books of the bible. It was a lulu; kept people looking so hard for facts... and for others it was revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the names were not capitalized. But the truth finally struck home to numbers of our readers. To others it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to spot. Others might require judges to help them. I will quickly admit that it will take a minister to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found. A little lady says she brews a cup of tea so that she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now for there are really sixteen names of the books of the bible in this paragraph.
How many can you find?

pDude:

Smoking PCP can greatly retar.d mental function. Drop the pipe.

what do u mean by dat?

It wasnt me that ws scammed...my frnd actually. Ok, lemme say wat append. Erm, it started like this....









Hehehehe! See eyes! Una too like gossip o..
I just wnt to know why guys in Nigeria are so desperate to become rich. What abt being wealthy? What abt doin legal and honest things for money so you can have a peaceful state of mind? Whats so wrong with 'your' mentality? I feel really bad abt this

Why are Nigerian boys so desperate? #scamming on whatsapp, again!

shymexx: When I said 99% of the female posters on NL are not intellectuals/intelligent, a couple of people thought I was being cocky...

Most of the female posters on NL say things, I already know - we need some intelligent women on this forum... I visit a lot of forums and I see women hold their own in different subject matter - from politics, culture, foreign policy, military hardware, to sports. However, I'm yet to see that on NL, except last week when I saw Desola's back and forth with Gbawe. It's just shameful that most of the women on here only talk about celebrities, family, and romance - who cares about that??

I need some women up in here to stimulate me intellectually!!!

PS: Not kobojunkie's type of intelligence(pseudo-intellectual) - that thing just argues blindly with the same insane rhetorical crap... We need some female critical thinkers!!

Who do u think u are... Sorry pardon me, I mean what do u think u are?

Xymc...:
You're welcome Marie. . .can we be friends? *coy face*

ofcourse yes we can be

Jojo Armani: welcome new bie.

Is Jojo Armani
Manager public toilet
in case u feel like shiiting u can visit our toilet but no fartin pls.

De payment depends on ur type of shitt, colour, time wasted while shitting, the energy u applied while shitting, the smell of ur shiit, etc visit us for more.

hahahaha! Nice one. Cnt stop laughing

Homar: you just made the greatest mistake for joining mad people party projan . From now on where ever i see u on nairaland i will call you a mad lunatic . I hope u like your new name . NJPC rules projan follows . Up NJPC

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i dnt get dis...whats goin on btw projan and NJPC? Btw its either u say "mad" or "lunatic" and not "MAD LUNATIC"

bin gbagbo:

why not? just join PROJAN.

Look out for the PROJAN thread and join us

why not? just join PROJAN.

Look out for the PROJAN thread and join us

I will, fanks

bin gbagbo: the jokes president and his crew(bunmi, larride, don, armani, vicky, mormoni,slimchic etc) welcome you!!!

am I one of 'his crew' now?

bin gbagbo: the jokes president and his crew(bunmi, larride, don, armani, vicky, mormoni,slimchic etc) welcome you!!!

am I one of 'his crew' now?

mormoni: Welcome stuppid gal

thank u stupid boi

I am new here, wont y'al welcome me?

Lagusta:

No, don't take it personal sweetheart... Let me call it "slip of thumbs" LOL

Nice joke prettyface

apology accepted. Thanks Am flattered

ogugua88: Where's number 11?

no 11 has gone to check up on sumtin, wil b back soon.

Guess u dnt smoke

Hahahaha! Vry funny

Whats your mood right now?
1: Happy
2: Angry
3: Lonely
4: Hot
5: Missing Someone
6: Bored
7: Broke
8: Confused
9: In Love
10: Sleepy
12: Other (Specify)

Shey na only guy fit write jokes ni?

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.

Akpors saw his father and mother in bed "at it" so he asked,
"daddy, what are you doing?"
His father replied,
"I am beating your mummy"
Akpors thought for a while (with a sad face) and said,
"Mama, but what offense at all have you committed in this house? Today four different men have beaten you, first was the gateman Idrissu, then Abuga the painter, that albino postman also beat you and now daddy, WHYYYYY?"
Akpors' father had a heart attack.