mercylicious:
so u want to be an armchair farmer?

I will suggest u plant plantain during rainy season- from april.
You will still have to.make out time for the farm during weekends especially from the 3rd month.

How much is a plot of land in Ikorodu, along dt ur area now?

Lol @ armchair farmer.....
I'm already occupied with a lot of other things, its just that i dont want the land to remain lying unused before criminals come and claim it, thats why i have to do it 'armchair' style, lol.

Plantain.....that sounds like a good one....looks like something that wouldnt need high maintenance.
Do you know about its pros and cons....esp its risks and challenges?

About the land, not sure of the current value of a plot of land now.....because i dont live around there and i dont go there frequently....it was bought years ago for N500k....sure it would have appreciated significantly now...

CoCoLav:
My most hilarious thread this year has to be the weed smoking thread where people shared their experiences with weed.

Looooool!!!
That thread got me laughing in public like crazy.
That has to be the funniest thread of all time.

Whats the most profitable thing to grow in Lagos, specifically in Ikorodu........preferably something that does not require high maintenance.

I have a plot of land there, and rather than allow it lie fallow and waste again this coming year, i'm thinking of planting something there to keep it occupied and away from the eyes of fraudulent land sellers.

However, i have a full time job in mainland Lagos that keeps me fully occupied, so i'll have to outsource most of the daily running of the farm.
So, i'll really prefer something that will require minimal maintenance and supervision if possible.
Any suggestions?
Thanks

Kalusam:
Planted the seeds yesterday evening, expecting them to sprout soon. The Count down begins...Day 1!

All the best Bro!

Fire on.
I've been considering diversifying into contractor projects in 2015.

Idowuogbo:

I trust my twinnie, she likes playing with da thaing

Nne,imagine that kian thing? Make guy dey deprive you? Persin go dey sexually frustrated na... like play like play,vegetable wey u suppose cook Nd chop, u go begin use am massage areas I can't mention.

Crazy babe!

Microflux:
chai daris god o! Y dnt u jst say it in layman's language that u lyk money. Dnt wori i wil go nd study mining engineering and petro-chemical engineer because of u. Den i wil pay ur bride price in €,$,£.

Bro, don't get it twisted o.....engineering petrochemical oil worker money no reach anywhere near those people she mentioned o!
Wetin concern elephant with rabbit?

You no hear as them call one ....'oil worker"....., and the other one....'oil BARON'.....!

Better go find way enter politics, or enter the creeks like Tompolo...if you want to see enough money to woo Kachisbarbie.
Lol

Kachisbarbie:


politicians

Oil barons

Etc

Lol, after all, na one oil baron dem say dash BBA Tayo $350,000.....thats N63million.....just like that...
Abeg, dey find the oil barons dey go joor!

I truly believe this story may be true.
Why??
Remember the case of the woman banker that was killed and butchered by her husband 3yrs ago?
Here is the link if you dont remember.
https://www.nairaland.com/701925/horror-nigerian-man-stabs-wife

If the woman banker that was killed by her husband a few years ago came on Nairaland to say things that might have been happening in her marriage, people would have called her a liar and said she was cooking up stories just for attention.
Until she died.
Killed by her own husband and stabbed to death severally.

Truth is, there are many psychos walking around, but people would not know.
The killer of that young woman, if u asked his friends, they will say he's a nice, correct, happy easy-going, and even church-loving guy. Only the woman would know the kind of beast she was living with and enduring, until he finally killed her.
Even if she had told her pastor, he would probably have counselled her to keep enduring and remain married.
Nobody would really believe her, or believe its that bad.

Truth is, there are many crazy people walking about, wearing suits and looking normal.
As someone put it here on NL, ....."many are mad, but few are na*ked on the streets".
And you'll not know until they finally go haywire and do something clearly 'kolo'.

Her husband sounds like a psycho.....he seems obsessed with the idea of revenge, and gets off on the idea of violent sex. Its obvious that is what excites him. And such people are dangerous......potentially VERY dangerous.
True, the OP misbehaved and acted like a frigging bi*tch during their dating years, but that should not warrant the degree of sexual torture he metes out to her.

My honest advice to the OP is this....
For the next few weeks (FEW weeks only), try out a test to see if you can salvage the marriage.
Try to give in to his demands for sex like a loving wife, pet him, romance him, even be the one to ask for sex when he comes back. If its true that he just needs you to freely have sex with him, he'll calm down by the time you're the one taking the initiative and asking for sex. Infact, there'll even be times when he'll be tired and you'll ask him for sex and he'll be like......."woman, you no dey tire Leave me joor!".....n his attempts at violent sex will reduce because you're giving him freely, and even giving him more than overdose.

While you're doing this, watch carefully and see whether his violent attitude will reduce and life returns to normal.
Also gauge carefully whether you can cope with his degree of libido for that few weeks of trial.....or whether he's trying to turn your narrow orifice to a wide basin.

If he calms down,..........good for you, all you now need to do is gauge whether you can cope with his high level of libido all your life (though it usually drops with age sha)

But If any of these 2 things persist......
He keeps being violent and raping you at will despite you giving him freely
Or he is nacking you to death with his degree of libido (he can be a nympho that can nack 30 times a day)

Then i have only 1 thing to say to you....
PACK YOUR LOAD AND VAMOOOOSE!!!

And dont listen to what any pastor, reverend, prophet or 'man of God' has to say.
Because they may be the same ones officiating at your funeral in a few months or years time if you get killed.

These are my thots, just had to say it, i've never typed an epistle so long in all my 8years on NL.

Others may see things differently though......i'm not fully qualified to advise about marriage matters.....because i'm not yet married myself.

Microflux:
y nt. Jst kip ur finger crossed and watch. Thanks

Bro, i suggest you put the links to each of the tutorial threads on the 1st page of this thread, maybe even in the 1st post, or in one of your other posts on 1st page.
Just line up all the links in an orderly fashion- eg, go to English thread here, Maths thread here, Biology thread, etc...you get the picture.
So people dont have to scroll through pages of this whole thread looking for links to subjects they're interested in.
This will also help drive traffic to the individual threads. and increase participation.

Nice job by the way.

Seeing all these topics reminds me of the way I used to pam those Jamb science books cover to cover then.....Modern Biology, Ababio and PN Okeke.
Dont even know if they still use those same textbooks now.
Memoirs of the good old days.....when men were boys

eduxerxes:
Do not doubt it Bro...I'm an eye witness. I stay in Abuja hostel at Imsu front gate, I saw the corpse with my korokoro eyes. May his graduated soul RIP...

Wow, thats sad.
RIP to the deceased, and condolences to his family.

bigemmmybig:



Guy beta believee it oooo....in my school a sickler was killed because of dis same act of pouring water while one guy was hit by a moving vehicle just becos he was trying to run away from being bathed with dirty water....dis was som years bak sha



I personally sufad same ooo...like six of us were sat on d ground like robbers n we were all bathed wit any water oo all in d name of grad...quite fun though

Wow, crazy stuffs happen in some of these schools o. It wasnt like that where i finished from, at least as at the time i finished school back then. Dont know if things have changed now.

gmacnoms:
I no sure say u go skuu, na im make

Lol, maybe because i schooled in Uzbekistan
But on a serious note sha, water-pouring never really happened in my campus where i finished from (somewhere in Lagos), boys just organize and go and drink to stupor.

leggo:
how is thanksgiving a christian holiday? ?? ?? ??

Bro, i said a historically Christian day.
Google is your friend.
Just google thanksgiving day, or history of thanksgiving day.
Here's a link to help out in case googling is stressful

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving

Read under History, under 'In the United States'.
Cheers.

traware:
Abeggii!!pocket this your holy holy talk.They both possess long,straight legs don't they?So let them show them off abeg

Lol, the view's not bad sha....i must admit. If not that they are actually kids, could send a man's thoughts going somewhere else....

The dark boy standing by Diddy looks exactly like him.....and he's already developing some of the Diddy swag.
Correct boy!
I claim having cute-looking kids like these IJN....but not from multiple baby mamas though

Wow!!!
Mrs Tiwa.....where art thou?
I know ur designers are already sewing one of these, specially custom-made for this coming Christmas grooves.
Call me to check it out before leaving your house sha ....just to make sure your ni*pples and buttcrack will be showing well enough for paparazzi.

What's with Americans and wearing micro-mini skirts sef?
See that shorter one, wearing microskirts that looks as if she is going clubbing.....and its in a historically Christain Day celebration.
The President's daughter!
And on national TV for that matter.
Funniest of all, she's standing right beside her father!
If na for Naija, i for don carry koboko pursue her one time!
Different strokes for different folks sha....

Why do I not believe this story?
The whole storyline and picture smells funny.

I vote Naijaboiy
cc Ezepromoe

Na the mod wey put this thread for frontpage for this kain midnight i blame.
Of all d possible times in d whole day, na night him fit push the thread come homepage.
Nawa o!!!

I'll be really surprised if any lady prefers a talkative guy. Guys are meant to be calm and strong.

I googled Dr Ben Carson, seems he has a net worth of about 10million dollars.

AmicableEd:
Guys you are about to see Nigeria's cutest celebrity fam. photoshoot.
Mercy Johnson Okojie has just released some new/adorable family photos with her husband, daughter Purity and one month old son, Henry. We are loving them, see more below:
http://www.kemifilani.com/2014/11/aww-mercy-johnson-has-got-most.html

Hmmmm, Mercy Johnson.......just one brrreast is bigger than the whole baby
If in doubt, see the first picture.
How the baby wan take suck the boobby na?!
It will feel like drinking water straight from a giant GP tank!
Na wa o!!!!

Really really interesting thread, one of the few threads that has ever made me read all of its 8 pages so far.
Matured responses, with intelligent, well thought-out, honest to earth answers.
Kudos to you OP, you must be a really intelligent guy, sort of remind me of what Seun would have possibly been like if he had decided to be a 'gangster bad boy'.

This thread is turning out to be one of the best threads in Romance section.
Recommended for front page!

Messilistic:
What really stops u from approachin a lady?
Som say they are not intimidated. Agreed.
For those who consider a lady intimidating on her first appearance, what are your reasons?
Someone jst told me I am. And I find it hard to believe, cos I really am a warm person..
Opinions pls

'Intimidating' might just be another word for ugly.....especially if you're not been approached frequently.....
Just saying though....
In that context, it would surely stop me from approaching a lady.

In your case, only one way to find out.....
Put up your early morning 'waking up' pic....

havilla:
@Op I have the exact same problem, alot of people think am a snub and unfriendly but in my case am very shy and find it hard to look someone in the eye. I think its affecting my love life because I don't get approached by men I only get stared at alot, it's funny because almost everyday am told how pretty I am and all of that and I dress well, am not fat I even workout. I guess I send a wrong vibe. How do I change this??

You can start the change by putting up your pic in your profile.
Then we can help tell you if anything needs to be changed and what.
Besides, I can almost guarantee you'll start getting a million approaches everyday, at least online....trust randy Nairaland guys