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Politics / Re: "Say No To Protest" March Ongoing In Lagos by megley(f): 11:46am On Jul 30
Same people who have been shouting "ebin pa wa"??
okay na.

Una go hear am.
Continue selling your conscience for urgent 2k

Ndi nzuzu!
Business / Re: Nigerian Girls Show Off Their Low Budget In Account Balance Challenge by megley(f): 5:15pm On Jul 12
These are some of the girls who'll be running their mouths that, if a guy doesn't drive xyz car and doesn't have at least 5m on his account i won't date him.

Uh huh!
Politics / Re: Landmark Demolition: I'm Glad I Left Nigeria - Tayo Aina by megley(f): 11:34am On May 02
You're glad you left Nigeria?
My dear, I'm happy for you.
God go do am for us very soon.

The BS is getting way outta hand.
Food / Re: Igbo Soups All Nigerian Tribes Enjoy by megley(f): 12:46pm On Apr 02
Ofe nsala is the bomb! i love the soup die.

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Religion / Re: What Fell The Soldiers That Came To Arrest Jesus? by megley(f): 10:58am On Mar 30
Emyogalanya:
if na nig army dem for don invade Nazareth kee all the villagers, Burn all the houses including manger where dem born jesus arrest the community leader and charge jesus with treason. Put am for Dss custody

No be lie oo. This comment had me laughing so hard
Crime / Re: 30-Year-Old Man To Die By Hanging For Robbery In Ekiti State by megley(f): 11:49am On Mar 13
MightyHand:
Armed Robbers, kidnappers, polithiefcian should get death penalty ASAP.


Especially the polithiefcians. They're having a field day at our expense.
Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by megley(f): 11:37am On Mar 13
Chasito:
Nothing dey this life o, "Na him somebody go just open mouth tell another person,"do you know who I am?" cheesy

My former landlord said the same thing to me when he found out that we "touched" his house a little after we moved out, and was threatening "I will show you who I am ... his exact words were "I will show you who am I"

That was around early July of 2023. Heard that the man don kpai around February this year. After all the gragra and wickedness.
Crime / Re: 4 One Chance Robbers Were Caught Beaten, And Disgraced (videos/pictures) by megley(f): 11:25am On Mar 13
Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.

Hand don meet them!
Family / Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by megley(f): 10:52pm On Jul 18, 2023
I gave my son his bath in the morning to prepare him for school... I went to get his uniforms and other things ready to dress him up

Couldn't find him. After i called his name and didn't get a response, went looking for him and found him naked in our neighbors house where he had friends. He was like 2years Plus then.

The pikin just run go our neighbor house after e baff finish.

The very restless pikin is now 19 years 😄😄

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Romance / Re: Man Bails Out On Bills After His Date Came With Her 3 Kids (pics/video) by megley(f): 8:01am On May 10, 2023
Why bring your 3 kids on a date?
I believe the man wasn't informed.

The 17 year old could have taken care of the other two while she went on the date.

She no try at all.
Politics / Re: Antonio Lex Firma Activates ‘No PVC-No Salary’ Policy For Staff by megley(f): 11:15am On Jun 11, 2022
It's not a question of compelling people to get PVC... Will they vote? And will the votes count?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sprays ₦1000 Mints On Self Amid Fight With Tonto & Mompha (Pics, Video) by megley(f): 8:40am On Dec 19, 2021
I feel so sorry for him
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Meets Joe Biden At The G20 Summit (Pictures) by megley(f): 10:19pm On Oct 31, 2021
Okonjo Iweala For President!!!
Travel / Re: Arik Passengers Use Hand-Fan On Abuja Flight by megley(f): 7:19pm On Sep 21, 2021
Dis kind Earline sef! Ahn ahn! What's strong with dem?
Education / Re: 10 Dogs Owned By Anambra School Proprietor Feast On 2yrs Old Prospective Pupil by megley(f): 5:51am On Sep 19, 2021
Oh Noohoo!!!
Culture / Re: Anambra Widow Refuses To Drink Water Used In Bathing Her Late Husband by megley(f): 9:54pm On Jun 14, 2021
If to say na the woman die, dem go give the man water to drink

Rubbish!!!
Romance / Re: The Best Response To 'You Just Forget Me'? by megley(f): 11:46am On Jun 12, 2021
Me wey no dey remember myself these days

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Religion / Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by megley(f): 8:50pm On Jun 08, 2021
Job in the Bible faced all manner of afflictions ...if he lived in our times, we'd conclude that he was living in sin... Let me tell us for a fact, those who will be used of God will face terrible afflictions.

The devil is always on their heels... This is not making a case for TB Joshua. This is a personal revelation

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Romance / Re: Do I remove This Baby? by megley(f): 6:34am On Mar 04, 2021
My question is: why cum inside her knowing the implications? You could have saved yourself all this wahala by using a CD or withdrawing

My advice: don't remove it. If it turns out later that the baby isn't yours, then you'd have to deal with that
Politics / Re: How Is The Electricity Bill In Your Area? by megley(f): 10:03am On Dec 22, 2020
N31,000.00

I just laughed when i saw the bill

E be like say NEPA people wan crase
NYSC / Re: NYSC To Filmmakers: Get Approval Before Using Corps Members’ Uniform In Movies by megley(f): 6:02am On Nov 21, 2020
MILITO12345:
Wahala

For who no seek NYSC approval �
Politics / Re: FG Seeks Fresh $1.2 Billion Loan From Brazil by megley(f): 2:40pm On Nov 04, 2020
Shey gbese will not wound us laidis??
Politics / Re: Sirika: Nigeria Air Will Be Delivered Before 2023 by megley(f): 11:06pm On Oct 29, 2020
These people should behave abeg!
Crime / Re: EndSARS: Oke Obi-Enadhuze Killed By Stray Bullet by megley(f): 2:59pm On Oct 22, 2020
Someone will come from somewhere now and say"No o, i didnt die o. i'm alive and well"

After all nobody died.
They're all just made up stories abi?

Even the shootings at the toll gate is all a figment of our imaginations!!
Politics / Re: #ENDSARS: It’s Your Right To Protest, Buhari Tells Youths by megley(f): 8:13am On Oct 20, 2020
WE DONT WANT REPORTED SPEECH. HE SHOULD TALK TO THE PEOPLE DIRECTLY NA
Phones / Re: Hacker Group, Anonymous Takes Down Glo Website by megley(f): 3:28pm On Oct 18, 2020
Hack everything hackable, they said we are lazy after all the hard work under unfavourable economic situations.
#EndSars
#Endbadgovernance
Protest continues tomorrow,


Now they'll see how lazy we are... Lazy kee dem dia! I don't even know how we survive in a country like this
Religion / Re: Ifayemi Elebuibon Hosts Witches And Wizards In Osun by megley(f): 5:07am On Aug 16, 2020
chukwuibuipob:
sad Winches too nor wan die.Dem dey use face shield grincheesygrin.Dem dey fear Coro embarassed lipsrsealed grin cheesygrin

E shock me!

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Romance / Re: Is It Normal To Visit Someone You Are Dating Uninvited?? by megley(f): 1:22am On Jun 10, 2020
I don't visit anybody without informing them

I don't like unannounced visits too especially if you're bringing someone along

Give me heads up. What if you don't meet me at home? I wouldn't wanna just show up at anybody's doorstep and find out they're not at home. I don't have that kind of time to waste

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Travel / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Living In Lagos by megley(f): 1:09pm On Jun 04, 2020
Very dirty place. Open and smelly gutters everywhere...

If you can drive in Lagos you can drive anywhere

The rent, oh my gosh!!

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Romance / Re: I Proposed To My Girlfriend But She Doesn’t Wear Her Ring by megley(f): 4:27am On May 27, 2020
If she's not wearing the ring then she's not so sure about marrying you, take if from me

Which one is spiritual challenge?

Guy, talk things over with her before you go and collect list and make mistake oo

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Crime / Re: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by megley(f): 11:13am On May 26, 2020
"I love thinking about useless things"
OMG... Lol.
Crime / Re: Lady, Whose Death Was Announced By Friends, Resurfaces (photo) by megley(f): 5:17am On May 20, 2020
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Really?

I'm Margaret too

Oya start running �

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