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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:35am On Aug 06, 2023
The Gladiators! Uber Final chapter.










We die here today!! grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:53pm On Aug 05, 2023
TheModerator:


After banging olosho and doing mouth action with them, so this is what you eat? Try eating vegetables and fruits every once in a while in order to give yourself some brain. Onye nzuzu!

BAZ001 and his fellow twerkers, una think say peace will ever come to this thread? Esi ebea, osi ebea (wahala from all angles).

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:52pm On Aug 05, 2023
Larry1960:
grin cheesy >
Chai chicken Republic wan kill me with two big chicken I chop chop I no fit finish am e b like over feeding grin

I dey chop Life pass all these Salary earners grin

Our Oga and his local stone rice grin
Allow us to breath in gala and bigi nah
Are u saying salary earners that harass Uber drivers no fit chop chicken republic rice? Kai!!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:53pm On Aug 05, 2023
kewelljoseph:
Hello house, pls want your opinion. I’ve been following this thread for a while now and I want the people doing bolt to advise me. I wanna give out one of my cars to my friend ( Corolla 2010 sport ) for Uber / bolt purpose. But I don’t wanna be too greedy and also don’t wanna be stupid. I see some people post they earn 33k to 45k per day here and I’m wondering if it’s true. Because with that calculation , lemme use 30k minimum per day times 6 days a week that’s 180k per month. How real is this pls??
This friendship go end in premium fight and tears. But try sha. Life is full of risks.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:37am On Aug 05, 2023
This YouTube driver, send us credit/data to watch ur videos. Abi after trying to save money for this hustle wey una cancel, we go still waste our data.
Dey Play!!! grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:22pm On Aug 04, 2023
dav1002:


I hope it's not that our man here that his Corolla does 6km/litre

More specifically that protest advocator 😂
E fit be am

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:22pm On Aug 03, 2023
Men! At this rate, na to sell guns and bullets. Make una find una selves and shoot urselves.
Everyday fight and argument.

If u wan shoot BAZ001 (my G) na juju for mirror we go use deport am from Congo. angry angry

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:21pm On Aug 03, 2023
BAZ001:


Haba A whole Tojahh reason like goat and idiot grin
he’s no more a driver but car agent Just so u know
D more I read u comments d more I see reasons how driving for too long can subtle affects drivers mentality. So I will just Cancel ur comments like cancelling a ride.

But calling Tojahh radical goat no be am at all grin grin grin



U na wahala raise to power of 10 grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:40am On Aug 03, 2023
tojahh:
After the one week of Pearl posting his daily earnings and no almighty salary earner can post theirs to really shut drivers up.

Anybody that talk against Ehailing being a poor Man's eldoraldo will be damned!

Una don see evidence now. Una no dey drag again. Even the Congolese Scrap metal worker no go show him working too but all of una quick to talk down on driver.

With this salary being posted here daily. I wonder where the inferiority to seat amongst GHOST abi PEERS come from. In one week, he's about to earn 200k yet people wey their salary no reach him one week money dey chook mouth like Asari Dokubo for wetin no concern them.

Spits!!
My lord, pls temper violence with more fuel grin
He is still serving his punishment as a twerker.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:38pm On Jul 30, 2023
Conner44........ U win!! What a writeup.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:37am On Jul 30, 2023
Gentlelife50:

I suspect you're Felicity alternate moniker, because.....
grin cheesy
Two alternate twerkers.... grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:46am On Jul 30, 2023
Josephase:
Guy!!!! If you are not mentally stable, you no go understand this thread. Baz cruise dey always make me laugh 😂. Make God just dey provide for everybody because its not always greener on the other side.
Indirectly u are advising that man in DR Congo. Chai!! Na u worse paz. Dem say make we dey call names now. BAZ001, u hear am? Is it green in DR Congo? Cos they have accused u of having plenty time to come here.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:17pm On Jul 29, 2023
Conner44, the day dem go corner u eh, dem fit tie u for tree, jam u with anger grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:40pm On Jul 27, 2023
Felicity001:


At the bolded grin this guy just describe Felicity grin grin
U eh! When I read it then, I thought it was u.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:33am On Jul 26, 2023
ReadaDream:
Lol pity your car battery. grin
grin
After, we go see 'help me with battery I be fellow driver, for 1k'

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Putin Signs Law Banning Sex Changes In Russia by mejai(m): 5:44pm On Jul 25, 2023
In APC's voice.... On Putin's mandate we shall stand.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:18pm On Jul 24, 2023
BAZ001:


I know most of u are lazy to read long epistle let me help una summarize here.

Pope say felicity get mental problem, that he gossips him and him behavior no good.
That he’s now so broke and needs help.

He said pearl can lie for africa that he uses full tank to make 120k but he won’t call him a lair to his face other drivers can call him.

Said TheModerator is dumb but na either spirit or ghost same power pass him own for now.

Said Blackbishop dey always put phone on speaker anytime feli dey call am but won’t give him info or gossip feli but obinoral na amebo man always telling him when pearl dey eat upanddan like mechanic.

Said what Glithronix can’t see at 18yrs old him don see am at 30 yrs (10 yrs driving on d go)

In short na because of felicity he wrote dis epistle but addressed to pearl.

Pope wisdom no be here


Are u expecting yeyegbami, Gentlelife50 and mejai to read and believe this summary from a clown like u residing in Congo DR?

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Music/Radio / Re: Logos Olori's 'Jaye Lo' Video Causes Controversy by mejai(m): 7:16pm On Jul 22, 2023
Rubbish and ingredients. Intolerance at its peak. angry

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2023
New baptismal monikers everywhere. Na only Pope open identified who him be.

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Car Talk / Re: Exhaust Net.. by mejai(m): 10:24pm On Jul 20, 2023
Angrygoat and buygala ur advice go dey important.

Engine go soon implode abi explode. angry
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:15pm On Jul 20, 2023
Gentlelife50:
I really don miss, abeg wetin dem delete like this?
Plenty messages missing
E be like say a MOD don enter here. Hammer go soon hit some.
But this mandate wey we stand on don dey pepper everyone. This thread na APC thread now🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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Family / Re: Drama As Trader Allegedly Finds Male’s Private Part Inside Food by mejai(m): 3:04pm On Jul 20, 2023
" The sordid drama was so intense to the extent that some of the traders that claimed to be regular customers of the food vendor were throwing up publicly lamenting that they have been eating human flesh for long thinking that it was delicious meat."
grin trust Nigerians... Very dramatic cheesy grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:32pm On Jul 19, 2023
pope191:


So Vio is not entitled to take ride abi. Wahala
No be small wahala.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:31pm On Jul 19, 2023
Gentlelife50:
grin cheesy
Na the mandate wey we stand on dey carry us go where we no know o grin grin

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Family / Re: Is It Wrong For A Woman To Initiate Conjugal Act In Marriage? by mejai(m): 4:00pm On Jul 17, 2023
Reelmii:
grin grin...it can never be wrong..infact any wife that has never initiated sex with her husband should please start doing so....its boring wen it is only the man initiating it....

Try to initiate wen the man is not expecting
...unplanned sex is sweeter grin
Very boring!!
Most Naija wives are mean in that aspect. Are when u eventually as husband finishes the act with her, she will be happy. Mad people grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:47pm On Jul 11, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
Thank God for telegram group. I for still dey here dey argue with former salary earners with low self-esteem.

Newsflash: no one gives a fück who you are or who you were. Find a way to survive and shut the hell up.
This should be the motto of all legit hustle.






Bia Gentlelife50, who is winning btwn these people and that people grin cheesy
U eh

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:31am On Jul 10, 2023
Here we go again! angry angry










Life itself is a plan. Even God that created the earth (including heaven) made a plan. Drops mic🚶🚶🚶🚶

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Car Talk / Re: Catalytic Converters: How Mechanics, Dealers, Panel Beaters Are Ripping Off Car by mejai(m): 10:21am On Jul 10, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Gazzuzz nurey buygala kingreign and co go get like 3 sacks for house.
40ft things!!! grin
Autos / Re: Kindly Suggest A 2006 Toyota Corolla Alternative by mejai(m): 5:21pm On Jul 09, 2023
lanre316:


I almost died in one. The tyre decided to go against the drivers control and turn sideways into to the bush.
No be civic cause am.... Na d driver and maintenance wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:41pm On Jul 09, 2023
Glithronix:

You don really see shege for here. grin
Any small issue like this, na your name come first. grin
Now, na to start defending your as usual.
I don't think they will leave you for neck here till kingdom come.
Omoh, the Lord is your strength.

Much respect, boss. cheesy grin
grin grin me dey pity am too

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:08am On Jul 09, 2023
BlueDuck:


You no dey fear you want to run AC with min. at least three indians inside saloon car, their garlic sweat will choke you to death
shocked grin grin

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