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Nairaland / General / Re: Notoriously poisonous Puff Adder Snake I Killed Today In The Yard by MejiLoyon2: 3:32pm On May 26, 2022
Dear op..for the fact that the Bible said "his heel shall bruise thy head" in Genesis 1 doesn't mean literally boss. You totally annihilated this snake's head. As In you for just put am for mortar grind am make we know say you finish the head. You're a closet serial killer I swear.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Attractive People The Most Single People? by MejiLoyon2: 3:31pm On May 26, 2022
Speak for yourself....

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Religion / Re: Deeper Life Lady Lists '20 Facts' About Godly Female Members Of Her Church by MejiLoyon2: 3:28pm On May 26, 2022
Coughs

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Crime / Re: Beer Barn's Statement On David Sunday Imoh's Murder By Okada Men by MejiLoyon2: 6:49pm On May 17, 2022
Watery poopoo smelling explanation. They should have just kept their beer smelling thoughts to themselves instead of proving that goats actually run the place. If not why is it called a barn?

"Our internal security couldn't stop them" just imagine . Internal security no get gun? Forget that take the boys lock them in the premises no one can come in. Aimoye case we we don handle. Weeks ago a thief was actually caught in one hotel. As in a thief with a gun yet we still saved him before he was lynched by people not to talk of......abeg make them getat. Beer barn should be shut down and converted to Adamu garba's office. At least it would serve its original purpose. Housing a certified he goat

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Religion / Re: See What The Bible Said About Lagos Girls Sleeping With Dogs by MejiLoyon2: 6:22am On May 01, 2022
For those that fear God.
These ones out there na God dey fear them.
One of the many reasons Jesus wept. He wept because he saw the future and saw the rubbish the people he is going to die for will be doing. E pain baba. He burst cry.

This dog level make we understand why becky dog no like me. For every thrust I give Becky the dog dey wail outside woooow woooow. As in every thrust. When I stop he stops. Becky so na me and your dog dey share kpekus.
Business / Re: What Business Can Do In Lagos Without Much Stress With One Million Naira by MejiLoyon2: 6:12am On May 01, 2022
Albinoflash:
I want to know how I can invest one million naira in Lagos around ebute meta west,and get atleast 10k return per day,,am open for partnership ooo,but pls scammers beware.i can kill if I smell scam,

Join one million boys. Use the money buy tools for them. You go hammer.
Religion / Re: Does The Bible In Support Of Polyandry? by MejiLoyon2: 6:10am On May 01, 2022
I prefer polyandry to staying married to the crop of ladies we have out there. If you come tell me say my husband I get somebody wey I wan marry but na only two of you I go dey nack I swear I fit consider am pass Wetin my eyes dey see nowadays. I don see when madam leave food for fire tell husband make he help am drop soup if E don't she wan go buy fufu, branch hotel collect prick. I don see lady wey them do party for inside room wey him fiance rent for their wedding on the same week's Saturday. No be say men sef holy. Most of them worse pass dogs I swear.

My take on any "gamy" or "Andry" is this. Make them no use any mumu name hold an active kpekus and prick. Any body wey wan nack should be free to nack anybody. If you customise the kpekus na you sabi

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Crime / Re: Help!!! Our World Is Wicked. I Lost All My Lifetime Savings To A Scammer. by MejiLoyon2: 5:53am On May 01, 2022
See the dopemu wey scam you. If I'm angry it's the fact that this mumuish bolor that cannot construct a complete sentence without having headache can scam you. You suppose chop knock. Anyway your case na later.

It's the guts for me. "I will block you and open you December". Baba he no go see December. When I go use Ogun swear for am After he sick wey he don return my money I go still come him burial follow cry chop jollof and turkey. If they can afford one. Shey you dey whine me Ni?

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Finally Stopped His Life Time Addiction As He Celebrates His Birthda by MejiLoyon2: 5:51am On May 01, 2022
I've met kizz once and I don't think this boy really smokes. With lips as red as that it's either he is lying or he just started and wants to quit. You smoke Benson or Rothmans and your lips no black? Shey you dey whine me ni?

Tor if he's quitting Sha Na holiday he wan go do. A few days and the nicotine will kick in. He go don fire two sticks before he know say he don resume again.

You quit O, you no quit O.....death wey go kill you go still kill you. Something must kill a man.

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