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Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by Mfonbah(m): 6:00am On Aug 25, 2023 |
How do u know she's not into lesbianism? Those people doesn't have any sexual feelings for opposite gender o |
Phones / Re: Nairalanders, Lets Follow each other On Instagram!! by Mfonbah(m): 7:06am On Mar 28, 2017 |
@mfonbah |
Romance / Re: Wooing A Girl: My Experience In Buses by Mfonbah(m): 10:17am On Dec 21, 2015 |
softappless: softappless: softappless:kai...guy u can lie. |
Phones / Re: Android Bbm Group. Drop Your Pin...were You Can Solve Your Issues... by Mfonbah(m): 7:56pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
7C75D063 |
Culture / Re: Do You Know The Names Of Basic Colours In Your Local Language? by Mfonbah(m): 9:30pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
In Ibibio: White- Afia Black- Abobed Green- Awawa Red- Ndaidad Mak I c my grandma,I d com |
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Mfonbah(m): 8:21am On Aug 22, 2013 |
mine is No.8. shekina |
Romance / Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Mfonbah(m): 8:04pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
drnairalov: EX_ i wud be travelling to abuja 2day to get some things frm ma uncle.send me like 6k..went to her school d nextday 4 sumthings, suprisingly saw her coming frm a rangerover sport. while me waz driving in2 d skul in ma small ride,thank God u collected ur money back...smart of u! |
Jokes Etc / Funny Quotes By Some Of Our Leaders by Mfonbah(m): 5:28pm On Jun 06, 2013 |
These are quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present. Which of these deserves the highest national award of OYON-(OYANA OF THE ORDER OF THE NAIJA)...lol Read below: (1) "we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku. ... (2) "you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo. (3) "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ (4) " I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu (5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ (6) "I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan (7) "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko. (9) "Telephone is not meant for the poor"..David Mark (10) "The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon (11) "school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12) "At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezeani Madueke. (13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obasanjo (14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. (15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan. (16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris Uba (17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan (18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan. |
Family / Re: Pregnant During Wedding Or Baby Before Wedding by Mfonbah(m): 10:53pm On May 10, 2013 |
Thank God for those that still loves and obey His Word cos they can never be a victim of such. This should be a lesson to those that still indulging in the sin of fornication. REPENT and ask GOD for MERCY! 1 Like |
Phones / Re: MTN Launches 5MB For N5 Plan by Mfonbah(m): 10:51am On Apr 01, 2013 |
Notin do me wit my glo gbam-hi5: 18k/sec,5mb/day @ N5 access fee. M t hen na netwk? |
Fashion / Re: TM Lewin Fans by Mfonbah(m): 6:10pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Any dealer here dat i can buy with (original tm) 08030555560 |
Romance / Whats Your Perception On Christian Kind Of Marriage? by Mfonbah(m): 5:35am On Aug 25, 2012 |
My fellow nlanders,is christian kind of marriage the best marriage one could have? |
Phones / Re: Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by Mfonbah(m): 10:10am On Jul 31, 2012 |
Thank God 4 glo (25k 2all ntwk) n airtel(10mb @#100 rechag+fast internet). MTN,see ya lata.lolz |
Phones / Re: Glo Launches 'Glo Gista' 15 Kobo Per Second New Tariff by Mfonbah(m): 9:26pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
Infinito still d best. Abeg mak una no tempa wit my infinito o! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Suggest A Presidential Candidate For Nigeria Come 2015. by Mfonbah(m): 1:40pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Fashola and Gov AkpabioFashola and Gov AkpabioFashola and Gov Akpabio |
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Him To Notice Me by Mfonbah(m): 7:27am On Nov 28, 2009 |
Just wait, if he's meant 4u,definitely he'll search 4u. |
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