^^^^
ok you did ansa. lol ehya, poor dude,

ok im goin to ask one very very stupid qstn now. did he die?!

tachi:

yea, but the update is that the owner of the house, who's a pilot, set the house on fire first then went and stole the plane that he then intentionally flew into the burning house.

crazy, huh? still watching out for more updates

Okay thats crazy. like, i cant imagine that,

This condom advert cracked me up for days lol, its soooo funny,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O7kCoJ-pTw

and i rmbr singin 'mimi noodles' jingle in class just to piss my teacher off in sec skul, lool

Bukittes:

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaha! See them whining! you all make it sound as if we don't buy gifts for you guys. Haba give us some credits now. At least I do and I know a coupe of others who does too. Quit whining guys and take up simple responsibilities for God's sake!!!!!

i know right?? but actually i feel their pain, i got one stupid dude (the thing still dey vex me) nice nike shoes and chocolate n all i got in return was some tiny stuffed zebra. im fighting with myself to not throw it in the bin. broke morafockaz. mshew!

Gosh,
was really goin to go all out this vals,
after roastin all my teenage years cos i went to a bleeping girls skul
i bought expensive presents. Val-d six of my friends, and
one soon to be ex bf. silly fellow got me a necklace with HIS initials on it,
a small teddy bear (what im i sposed to do with that). and a card that said,
you look like tinkerbell and i like tinkerbell.

im not ungrateful but.
trash. oniranu. mshew!!
then i studied like a bleeping nerd,
a full all nighter,
and the test got cancelled cos of the snow.

Sonofpeace:

@prince, i guess we are deliberating on de ranking of Eko en not 'TN' plz let her be, is it by force?  @amhatu, yea i believe LAG will be awesome in de next 10yrs if we work towards dat direction now as you know dat Rome was not built a day.

thank you sooo much!!

Princek12:

I am not calling you a typical Naija girl not because you refuse to disclose your info to strangers, but because you said, "excuse me, am I your lecturer?" I am sure you were even rolling your eyes. But anyway, it's not a big deal. Even said, all I asked was the city in which you live. So the city in which you live is so much of a "personal info" you refuse to disclose, but the state in which you live is not personal info. Na waa again. It's not like I asked for your name or date of birth. But anyway, what you disclose is entirely up to you.
But a word of wisdom to you is that blessings not only come from familiar people, but also from strangers, who may be sent from God. Some people accept theirs, and some people shun the doors to their blessings. Holla.

Lmao, hilarity. yup i can disclose the state, cos thats wat the topic's abt. lecturer just sounded better dan professor, expressd my sarcasm well.  word of advice taken. thanks.

Princek12:

I asked you which city in Memphis you stayed, and you refused to disclose, saying it should be asked privately. I replied by saying "hit me up," and  you replied with the above statement. You are typical of a lot of Naija girls--lame. So saying "hit me up," a mere slang, in response to what you said, is deserving of your reply-- "excuse me"; "why?"; "are you my lecturer?"  I could imagine you rolling your eyes in a yanga ish way. You have turned a simple, casual statement into an ordeal.

Lmao. one, i live in Tennessee, not memphis. Rollin my eyes in a yanga-ish way?? i laugh. You asked what city im in, i refuse to disclose, and you ask me to hit u up. why? do i know you?? Its really not important to know where im from now. you should have let it die there. dont tell me im a typical nigerian girl because i refuse to disclose personal info to strangers.

Princek12:

hit me up at kinzo69@yahoo.com

I should hit you up? excuse me? why, are you my lecturer??

EzeUche:

You live in a state full of rednecks and country akatas. lol

God be with you!

Princek12:

I know Tennessee, now. I am familiar with the USA very well. I go back and forth from Lag to the USA, but I am currently in the USA. Which city/town in Tennessee?

lol at you both. as fr the red necks and akatas, you hvae no idea. and Prince if i wanted everyone to knw that, il just put it on my profile. u have to ask me privately. the info shud be irrevelevant to you nyway.

Princek12:

Which city in Yankee do you live?

a city not half as interesting as lagos. il be surprised if uv even hrd of it. Tennessee.

Princek12:

You guys are letting an Oyinbo man's ratings disturb our peace. Anyone can say whatever they desire. What we as Africans need to do is to start our own rating system, where we will rate Oyinbo cities low, just like they rate our own cities low. To achieve this, we should create a different standard by which the cities will be judged, such as favorable weather, happiness, body weight, and the like.

If Lagos is the 5th worst city in the world, what did they rate Port-au-prince, Haiti?

best comment iv read so far.

urm, i dont think we need any survey to tell us that. Eko o ni baje!

na2day?:

nice try, i see what u learn in the medical school of urs but no! eve eyes had opened but she cant read or write so she wanted to pull adam into her sin so if God was to kill them both adam would have documented it. that's my story and i am sticking to it!

Ah, my fate. im in love with cheating chauvinistic ignoramus.
like every other girl. *sighs*

na2day?:

an apology? u go old! since most men are deceitful according to u, it implies that most women are gullible and greedy and i know for a fact that u can easily include urself in this group. i am expecting a confession from u


BULLSH1T! ! ! who was the first person to ever cheat in history, Eve! she stepped out on her hubby to chill with the snake and we know how that ended! if eve had been loyal to her hubby, there wont be any need for us to wear clothes and guys wont have to beg to see glorious things the good Lord had made

ok now thats bullshit. Hubby went to work, eve didnt leave. And eve is not to blame for nytn, cos she, like a gud wife, she showed it to her hubby!! sidez, notice how their eyes did not open until stupid adam ate that was because HE was the one God gave the command to!!! if it was just eve that ate, God wudda prolly just killd her and gave adam some sarah or sth. thats why its called the FALL OF MAN.
so next time you want to spew trash out abt women and try to relate it to eve, THINK first.

na2day?:

obviously u dont watch the show cheaters if u do u wont have said wat u just said now. anywayz, u arent going no where bcuz there is no other guy that will give it to u like i do 

cheaters or no cheaters, i know for a fact that most girls cheat because theyv been scorned once. cheating is really not in our nature, its malicious and deceitful, and women wud much rather love one guy and be satisfied with him. but if you cant satisfy her, or someone has messed her up b4, shel cheat. and trust me theyr many guys who wud GLADLY strive to give it to me. im hot like that.

na2day?:

first of all, guys dont cheat bcuz that is how they are, they cheat bcuz there are ladies that make themselves available to be used. if all ladies held their ground the worst that will come out of it is despoil and we will be talking abt a crime not cheating, so i strongly disagree with u. like i said before, the fact your house is robbed does not mean u should become an armed robber urself. BTW i am not cheating only sharing

naw naw naw u got that wrong honey, the chics u cheat with definitely dont knw ur in a rel (the ones that do r a disgrace to womankind then), thats why its called lying, deceiving, cheating. no girl wants take on anodaz remnants, or share her man. infact thats true, i cnt share you. bye bye!
*_{dusts her shoes and is off to look for anoda bedmate}

whitesturd:

wel well well.first of all, u said i have bad taste i dont ve bad tast most guys pretend to be the exact opposite of what dey are til u start dating dem den dey start flashing their true colors so basically wen we started dating,didnt see all the traits.

secondly.most girls cheat cos of wot dyve been 2ru in the hands of our so called men so wud like to say that guys are actually the pace setters and we girls are trying to follow or wud i rather say catch up.

actually, i concur. guys cheat because it is who they are. girls cheat cos they want to get even. n na2day? hun dont get worked up, its just the way it is. like ur cheating on me now. (lool pls unitee forgive him lol). dosnt make it right both ways tho.

mukina2:

This got me laffing out really bad

aww im happy i made you laugh

na2day?:

poor car but u are right, on my way honey

*purrs in satisfaction*, thanks baby. now i can sleep freely. gdnight hon,

na2day?:

i am not back, snow will melt off tonight hopefully, then i can dig my car out of that white rubble then i am free to move about again and will be so gone from NL. if she is a girl, i am game

aww honey, dig out the car? let the car fend for itself, some1 is yearning for your attention,