funtanherb: ASUU demanded that the money should be deposited at CBN as part of government commited ..CBN is a government bank and depositing it there for ASUU means that the money has already been dedicated for them

temitope23: The pro said he was in the campus today when he saw the directive. I know most people won't believe me cos of the prank I played the other time.

emekakelvin: So whatsapp get Music department? Wonderfulment!!!!
I just pray the news is not a fake rumour,but a real one

emekakelvin: Baba no confuse your self now. Central bank of Nigeria no be commercial bank, CBN na be the apex and highest bank for Nigeria. Commercial bank na be Firstbank,phb,oceanic,Fcmb and et.c
Baba, I go like to correct another thing you say FG no fit put 150billon talkless odidi 200billion ,say you get ur backing ?
FG no dey craze na,say you wan dash ASUU money ni, dat period of 150billa na toast FG used am do,but ASUU reject am.

If you look wella, you go see say ASUU and FG don agree to implement 1.3 trilla under 6years, you kukuma no say agreement na agreement that why FG put the money 4 CBN.


I hope you understood, I just wrote in the language I understand most....May God help me

Oluwatola5: I am from Oye LGA too.....Intresting!!!

Kejilee: its hass # fg open account 4 vasities in cbn wit 200bn ,so wats ASUU waitin 4 # lee nani

Messilo: that amount is so outrageous and sumptuous! Reduce it please, my teacher. Lest i forget, are you from ekiti?

Ghydyon: uniben pulled out,unical to resume on monday,futo sack all academic staff,uniport pull out,unilag ready to pull out,aaua resumed...OAU what are u waiting for now

Nairalane: I ve not completed reading ur post b4 concluding that its just a thrash joke. 1. New students cant come in without finishing the 2nd semmester. 2. There's nothing like physical/final clearance in adm screening. 3. Defence of project is nt an official assignment. Its an indoor activity. But all d same, u aroused my spirit to share a breaking news.

Oluwatola5: I am quite very considerate, just #100k per week is all i need, i will manage it since you are the one.

Nairalane: Hey, young man. You re in the right place. I am in IR dept but not a first year student. CONGRATULATIONS. Welcome to the most exposing course on campus. IR is a great course and the BEST course in the Global World. Our embassy is so astonishing. Acct students are our neighbours upstairs. We both rule Administration. May God not allow any symbol to desymbolize ur symbolical symbolism as a student in this great citadel. Congrats once again. See u later. But But , sho mo maths sha? Ma lo ro o. Wa a se maths o. But part 2 ni sha.

Oluwatola5: Payback is or i am? Clarify please.

Oluwatola5: Payback is or i am? Clarify please.

Oluwatola5: No gree oo, i am too busy to be raising dead arguments dr, so better luck next time.

Messilo: where is that; my loquacious english teacher? I mean oluwatola. She always, almost rather, replies every post On this thread.

bharyur2103: Congratulations to all newly-admitted students here.Just stumbled on the post and decided to say hi to you guys.Pray ASUU calls off the strike soon ooo..To all newly-admitted students of the Department of Management and Accounting,I say welcome to our prestigious department..Shalom

temitope23: ISSUED:

Today sunday 1st december, 2013

TO:

Deans, Directors, HODs, Coordinators, Unit heads

RESUMPTION OF ACADEMIC ACTIVITIES AT OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY

In line with the directive of the Federal Government through the supervising Minister of Education, the obafemi awolowo university hereby announces the resumption of full academic activities for 2013/2014 academic session as follows:

1. Wednesday, 4th December, 2013

Newly-admitted students for 2013/2014 academic session are to return to the University for final/physical clearance.

2.THURSDAY, 5th December, 2013

Old students with outstanding examinations for the 2012/2013 2nd semester examinations / Project defence are to return for revision and preparation for Project defence.

3. FRIDAY, 6th December, 2013

All old students shall begin their registration for 2013/2014 academic session

• All staff and students are by this announcement directed to resume full administrative and academic activities. All Deans, Directors, Heads of Departments, Coordinators, Heads of Units, etc are directed to be available to perform their various statutory functions.

Signed:

Prof. A. G.Omole

Vice-Chancellor....

Lolz=
Na joke o

temitope23: ISSUED:

Today sunday 1st december, 2013

TO:

Deans, Directors, HODs, Coordinators, Unit heads

RESUMPTION OF ACADEMIC ACTIVITIES AT OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY

In line with the directive of the Federal Government through the supervising Minister of Education, the obafemi awolowo university hereby announces the resumption of full academic activities for 2013/2014 academic session as follows:

1. Wednesday, 4th December, 2013

Newly-admitted students for 2013/2014 academic session are to return to the University for final/physical clearance.

2.THURSDAY, 5th December, 2013

Old students with outstanding examinations for the 2012/2013 2nd semester examinations / Project defence are to return for revision and preparation for Project defence.

3. FRIDAY, 6th December, 2013

All old students shall begin their registration for 2013/2014 academic session

• All staff and students are by this announcement directed to resume full administrative and academic activities. All Deans, Directors, Heads of Departments, Coordinators, Heads of Units, etc are directed to be available to perform their various statutory functions.

Signed:

Prof. A. G.Omole

Vice-Chancellor....

Lolz=
Na joke o

Oluwatola5: Now it is payback time, back to the question you just asked,


Why ask me when google is your friend

Oluwatola5: Hmmm.......in other words, Tola's post is always on every page.....uhnn..i need a job

chi chi chi: pls i was offered admission and now they said no admission offered yet.....pls wat is up

Kejilee: lol, who be actor ,who be boos # hmm who go win # my ppl if 2 elephant dey fight na d grass go suffa bt nw oo omo na 1 elephant go suffa oo # we grass free die # lol # sch shuld open on or b4 dec 4 # lee nani

Messilo: Lord Jesus, with the power in your name, i hereby ask for forgiveness of sins, for my disobedient, detarchment and apathy to and towards your words and doctrine and for all the errs i have committed! Lord jesus, the power of flesh that makes me to err against your word and will, destroy it. Lord have mercy on me, my family, all my friends, my well wishers, my enemies and all those who look down on me: in this new month. Amen. Happy sunday and Happy new month to you all; my fellow newly admitted oau students.

chi chi chi: is there anything like acceptance fee

toluxe0075: Pls what are the utme subject for quantity survey.

chi chi chi: pls wat pin and serial no are we to use for printing out our admission letter

bettygirl97: thank you soo much[color=#770077]

Tosdam: [b]Tell them Tola, English is a major subject for all, irrespective of your department as far as you are still learning. Mathematics, i laughed wat there in maths. I am a prospective Art student, i did Further maths and lambasted mathematics like baby. I represent my school in Cowbell, Macmillan, and Vital link competitions...... I conquered most science students in my class, though i don't know anything in front of some of my oga here. Hence is a yardstick to say Maths supersede English, I can use Nineties method to solve mathematics questions but i can't use nineties method to express grammar or write now because language is dynamic e.g before, street is write straet, bishop is biscoep, offer is ofer, upon is uppan, fifteen is fiftyn etc. English is language, language is communication and without communication no association. Imagine if there is no communication how will you know maths. In short, No communication No life............................................................................................................................

Take or leave it, English na the father of all subjects, maths can't exist without it but english can do. That tells you that maths is depending on english while English is independent [/b]

Kejilee: Hello pll # dis ASUU season film go soon turn 2 war film # hola # lee nani

Mhyke:
geography is unda d general requirement bt if u look unda special consideration in jamb brochure,u wont find it unda dat f oau.