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Education / Re: Reactions Of Students To The News Of School Resumption .share Yours by MichaelPoem002(m): 7:49pm On Oct 02, 2020
I'm happy at this news o.


The way I eat these days is really alarming, I've become too lazy, too ...everything!

I missed my friends too, Just so you know, this environment is really influencing me badly and I can begin the purging procedures when AAUA verifies that tentative "Nov. 3" speculation.
Education / Re: FG Approves Reopening Of Universities, Polytechnics, Unity Schools On October 12 by MichaelPoem002(m): 7:41pm On Oct 02, 2020
Never to late for resumption. I don't know 'bout others but for me, it's, pretty a nice decision.

Don't bother me with a Covid-19 that is literally non-existent and, if you're too obsessed with your "busyness" and you don't want school to resume anytime soon.

Please, hit the "drop" button.

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Sports / Re: 'Cannot Tell Me This Isn't A Fix!': Man Utd Fans Fume At Champions League Draw by MichaelPoem002(m): 7:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
You can quote me after the group fixtures.
Man United would top the group.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by MichaelPoem002(m): 4:55pm On Dec 29, 2019
Holy Jezzzz

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by MichaelPoem002(m): 4:25pm On Dec 29, 2019
So, if Chelsea loses this game today.

they'll vex and support me to deal with Arsenal on new year's day.

it's called a tactical decision.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by MichaelPoem002(m): 3:47pm On Dec 29, 2019
Somebody's team might just leave the top four if Sheffield united wins Manchester City...

Arsenal, good job.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MichaelPoem002(m): 1:13pm On Dec 28, 2019
KingSekani:


Sound management, if you have this quality, then you're almost safe anywhere you find yourself.

Yourself, I think is a reflexive pronoun.
Romance / Re: She Turned Into Something Else by MichaelPoem002(m): 5:03pm On Dec 27, 2019
I don't know what to say but things are getting set to be on the negative.
You just gat to use your instincts like someone wrote above.

You guys would soon lose communication and boom things would be as if you never even knew her not to talk of romancing.

doomsday prediction
Celebrities / Re: Who Did We Offend In This Country? See What Naira Marley Has Caused Among Youth by MichaelPoem002(m): 4:48pm On Dec 27, 2019
My concern actually isn't those silly humans above 18 claiming Marlians but those who are yet to decipher the differences between the right and wrong.

Imagine a 11 year old boy in my street dancing soapy.

Forget we've lost it.
We've heard countless times that the glory of a nation is in it youths.

Now consider Nigeria, where's the glory?

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Celebrities / Re: Who Did We Offend In This Country? See What Naira Marley Has Caused Among Youth by MichaelPoem002(m): 4:43pm On Dec 27, 2019
Lookwise:
I am proud to be a marlian....malians amorawa iwo mafooor

Enjoy the vibe for now bro

And return to your normal state of well-being after 3 years.

Then come back to Nairaland to start seeking for help...

No offences

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MichaelPoem002(m): 4:39pm On Dec 27, 2019
Meant? Meet? what's the dominant vowel sound?
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MichaelPoem002(m): 10:57am On Dec 25, 2019
Money, Money, morning.
sounds alike
Religion / Re: Six Churches That Don't Celebrate Christmas by MichaelPoem002(m): 8:07am On Dec 25, 2019
That doesn't stop the inflow of chickens and wine to dine.

merry Christmas y'all.

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Romance / Re: She Said We Should Do Without Protection,dat It Is Sweet Like That by MichaelPoem002(m): 12:01am On Dec 25, 2019
The guy tried na

I like the humour and the sensitive use of simile to create imagery.

Although, I read it all but you need to be the next rated writer. What I read was fantastic but we hope to see you write more and more with sharp sensitivity to what's happening within your environs.

Good job man.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MichaelPoem002(m): 11:30pm On Dec 24, 2019
Understanding is a stative verb and still can fill in the position of a lexical verb.

Gracias.
Romance / Re: See!.... I Will Never Marry! I Don't Think I Will Marry! Women Are Thieves! by MichaelPoem002(m): 10:56pm On Dec 24, 2019
Mad oh!

It still doesn't stop you from getting married.

it's just that the level of responsible ladies out there is very little.

it's called trust...

You did not trust your gf, so you broke up with her after sleeping with a lady about to get married.

well, it's your choice.

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Romance / Re: This Hausa Pre-wedding Picture Is Un-islamic, Depicts Sex by MichaelPoem002(m): 10:39pm On Dec 24, 2019
Always fixing non-related issues to issues that is quite simple.

As your acclaimed fact;

what's wrong with the picture?

how should an Islamic faithful dress or pose during photo session?

Haven't you seen other pictures that's more exposed than this?

Is there any other mode of dressing apart from the moral body covering dress we know?

OP, I await your answer.
Crime / Re: Pastor Kenneth Onyeali Defiles Two Sisters During Deliverance In Imo by MichaelPoem002(m): 3:34pm On Dec 24, 2019
All this end time pastors.
I wonder when this people would learn... in this 21st century...
Jesus Christ gan no try am.
Sports / Re: Barcelona Players Receive Customized Iphone 11 Pro Max As Christmas Gifts by MichaelPoem002(m): 3:28pm On Dec 24, 2019
Sometimes, someday, one of my sons would have to play football.

I remember those days when dad and mum would shout on you to stop playing football, instead we should read our book.

MY GOD!!!
Romance / Re: Please My Virgin Girlfriend Pussy Suddenly Became slack Help by MichaelPoem002(m): 2:14pm On Dec 24, 2019
The FTC made me laugh.
OP, it's true we have to sell this country.

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Health / 5 Early Signs Of Breast Cancer. by MichaelPoem002(m): 2:06pm On Dec 24, 2019
What is breast cancer? Breast cancer can be seen as a disease in which cells in the breast start growing out of control. Many people are already victims due to lack of knowledge of early signs that manifest. Let's now look at these early signs:
1. IF YOUR BREAST TURNS BRIGHT RED AND HOT
This is one of the notable signs of inflammatory breast cancer. However, it may be mistaken for an infection, which can delay diagnosis.
2. IF THE TEXTURE OF THE SKIN AROUND THE BREAST CHANGES OR BECOMES PITTED
Dimpling of the skin can show the presence of Breast cancer prior to a visible lump. The tumour inside the breast can cause pulling on the surrounding skin.
3. ITCHINESS OR RASHES AROUND THE NIPPLE AREA
It indicates a rare type of breast cancer known as Paget's disease. The symptoms, an itchy red rash, looks similar to eczema. Always take note of this, as many will see it as normal.
4. BLEEDING OR DISCHARGE FROM THE NIPPLE
Bleeding or discharge from the nipple may be a symptom of a specific type of breast cancer. The probability is greater if your nipple discharge is bloodstained or accompanied by the presence of lump.
5. A PULLED-IN OR INVERTED NIPPLE
Ordinarily, a nipple suppose not to be inverted, but a new change to the nipple including inversion (the nipple turning in) could indicate that a lump is behind the nipple. You will see it become more obvious with raising your arm.

Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sprays Tacha Money At Her 24th Birthday Party by MichaelPoem002(m): 2:05pm On Dec 24, 2019
So, Tacha is 24 years old.

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Crime / Why We Haven't Rescued Leah Sharibu- Nigerian Army by MichaelPoem002(m): 1:56pm On Dec 24, 2019
[b][/b]The Nigerian Army says Dapchi schoolgirl, Leah Sharibu and some aid workers kidnapped by the Boko Haram terrorists in different parts of the Northeast, have not been rescued as troops are cautious not to put their lives in danger.

Acting Director Defence Information, Brigadier-General Onyema Nwachukwu, said this in Abuja while addressing journalists on the Defence Headquarters Coordinated Joint Operations.

Leah was among the over 100 students kidnapped by the terrorists at the Government Girls’ Science and Technical College Dapchi,Yobe State, on February 19th 2018. While other students were released by the sect members, Leah was held captive because she refused to denounce her Christian faith.

Speaking at the news conference, Nwachukwu said

“Troops of operation Lafiya Dole troops have been treading cautiously because these people are all in the hands of the terrorists and any reckless move may result in their annihilation by the terrorists just to ward off the troops, it is a very complex and risky operation but the troops are working day and night to ensure that they are rescued."

He said the terrorists only used the abductions to raise funds to support their illicit activities. He said that the troops would not relent until they rescued the captives.

Family / Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by MichaelPoem002(m): 10:40am On Jun 16, 2019
You gan get wahala oh...

Someone is dressing half unclad in your own house and you're legally married.

Baba do like a gentle man first, talk to your wife who is showing little or no concern about this issue. If any change isn't effected biko seriously, audaciously and in gutsy warn that temptation in your house. If she keeps doing this things.

Man, I don't even trust you like that sef, send her out as soon as you see her the following week. If your wife na beg for her then come to a conclusion that it's a plot by the both of them

c'est clear?
Celebrities / Re: Sex Scandal:esu Lecturer Caught On Camera trying To Have Sex With Female Student by MichaelPoem002(m): 2:34pm On Jun 15, 2019
EKSU(Ekiti state university) not esu(Devil)

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