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Travel / Re: My Journey To Hanoi, Vietnam by Michelle55: 5:42pm On Nov 05, 2021
Wick3:


Mtcheew. Something that gives me headache. Tried calling you though.
Lol... Guess network disrupted it
Travel / Re: My Journey To Hanoi, Vietnam by Michelle55: 5:32pm On Nov 05, 2021
Wick3:


You and this your bold letter sha
You like it, yeah? wink
Romance / Re: I Love Her But I'm Scared by Michelle55: 3:13pm On Nov 05, 2021
bigpicture001:


Leave them , mk them dey form and hide up and down dey wait for rich men.. na only 32 yrs old girls eyes dey clear.... Them no no say single Willi g to get married guyz full the forum they read as them dey form....

Make God help them sha....
The matter weak me as I see am oh.. Make I sha mind my business before someone wee attack me vawulently cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Love Her But I'm Scared by Michelle55: 3:05pm On Nov 05, 2021
bigpicture001:


So na only marage u carry for head.. I laff smooth talkers go press ur mumu button tire... Once they know the pass word, ur body count will swell
Thought she said she has given up on men and she's now focused more on God and her work cheesy I was shocked when I saw the marriage thingy she wrote..

Man still dey hungry her after she don shoot herself for leg tire, na siddon look I dey laidis as I dey read her comment. grin

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Travel / Re: My Journey To Hanoi, Vietnam by Michelle55: 1:05pm On Nov 05, 2021
ikcid:



I'm amazed at how poor your sentence construction is, merely by reading your messages on this thread. Is it due to the Vietnam factor??
Be calming down boss smiley, I noticed it too but chose to ignore hoping it has to do with the Vietnam factor.

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Romance / Re: I Keep Seeing My Girlfriend In The Dream by Michelle55: 11:23am On Nov 05, 2021
BonPatrick:
Fool
cheesy e pain am

Romance / Re: I Keep Seeing My Girlfriend In The Dream by Michelle55: 10:03am On Nov 05, 2021
BonPatrick:
Do u know u are mad so u cant recorrect it as if you don't make mistake in typing, I means we are always naked in the dream and having fun. Ape
Small pikin dey worry you true true cheesy just kuku go house instead of wasting your people's money on top school fees.. grin

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Romance / Re: I Keep Seeing My Girlfriend In The Dream by Michelle55: 9:43am On Nov 05, 2021
BonPatrick:
We do we are always naked and fun
You sure say you be student with all these gbas gbos wey you dey sama us laidis?

Which one be we are always naked and fun?

Nairaland and all these small pikins dem sef undecided anything to stay relevant is welcome here. Enjoy bros, nothing do you.

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Family / Re: Has My Cousin Sister Been Rendered Useless? by Michelle55: 4:39pm On Nov 03, 2021
seyz91:
Her cum undecided

grin cheesy

see question undecided
You better leave me nau sad
Na question wey big pass me, I wan dey ask now
Health / Re: Pain During Sex by Michelle55: 11:00am On Nov 03, 2021
See as person carry wife wey im marry come table for public forum for people from all walks of life to dissect.. Truly marriage these days is nothing but a joke, shame on you op.

Let's take away social media from your life for a sec, where would you have gone if such issues arise in the course of your marriage?
When has it become a norm for people to table their private lives all over social media, your kind is the kiss and tell men that we are advised to keep away from.

Watch as how people will make joke of your marriage that's is barely a month old. GOODLUCK WITH YOUR FEW MINUTES FAME IN DISGUISE!!

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Family / Re: House Built Inside A Lady's Apartment In Lagos State by Michelle55: 9:48am On Nov 03, 2021
Lagos landlords with their wahala.. E no dey finish
Romance / Re: Dilemma Getting Married But Confused by Michelle55: 9:34am On Nov 03, 2021
Call of the wedding now that you have the chance, pity is written all over your message because that's what you feel for her.

Never be pressured into getting married because you are going to regret every seconds of it, watch as you will turn to a philosopher overnight.

You are not even sexually attracted to her, how will the said marriage even work?

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Romance / Re: Man Discovers His Wife Is Pregnant For Another Man 1 Month After Wedding by Michelle55: 9:16am On Nov 03, 2021
Damn! He should simply move. What's with pushing another man's pregnancy to the available man?
Mtcheew, it's best not to get married at all.
Just keep the baby all to yourself especially when you've got all the support system you need, ain't sharing the bundle of joy.
sad

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Family / Re: Thinking Of Cancelling My Traditional Marriage Coming Next Month by Michelle55: 5:14am On Nov 03, 2021
Never borrow to do any wedding oh, if the wedding is that important to you kindly go and do court wedding. Your in-laws should understand your pocket too since you've being with their daughter for long, it's not like you're planning to cancel the traditional rites on purpose.

You both should save for the traditional wedding later, don't go and put unnecessary pressure on yourself over a day's wedding. Na the marriage be koko and not wedding.

Never ever borrow to fund a ceremony such as wedding that would last for less than 24hours, don't say you weren't warned.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Giveaway: ₦5k For Twenty Persons. by Michelle55: 5:41pm On Nov 02, 2021
Miracood2:
this small fish on this photo is 6k?
E shock me too but I decided to keep mute in order not to spoil market for am

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Family / Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by Michelle55: 5:13pm On Nov 02, 2021
No amount of advice given wee enter Op's head laidis.. She will do it laslas as be say the tin don dey hungry am.

If you can not satisfy your partner, just foggerrit.. Na away match dem go play next.

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Crime / Re: Witch Doctor Caught After He Buried A 3months Old Child Alive (photos) by Michelle55: 1:19pm On Nov 02, 2021
Nkan nbe
I remember that TV program as a child then and whenever I thought of all the atrocities I watched in that show, I feel goosebumps all over.
Things are really happening, it takes one with a spiritual mindset to see it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Giveaway: ₦5k For Twenty Persons. by Michelle55: 12:53pm On Nov 02, 2021
This people mean business oh.. cheesy

@Chatinent coman cumplete what you started make the kain war wey happen for 1487 no repeat itsef here oh

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Family / Re: Has My Cousin Sister Been Rendered Useless? by Michelle55: 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2021
What was taken precisely? lipsrsealed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Giveaway: ₦5k For Twenty Persons. by Michelle55: 11:45am On Nov 02, 2021
cheesy omo, e don red for Op grin
He was not expering it at all.

Na trouble wey big pass op, im dey fin nau

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by Michelle55: 10:41am On Nov 02, 2021
BiafranBushBoy:
I retired from the corporate environment since 2019…

But the highest amount I earned working was 70k

Pathetic!
Where have you been? shocked
Romance / Re: My New Girlfriend Shocked Me by Michelle55: 10:52am On Nov 01, 2021
When does being a single mom become a disease or a crime? undecided Ayam not understanding all the unnecessary jabs and vile comments about them, if you don't want them kindly let them be.

How many times have you seen the ladies make mockery of single fathers or do you think we don't have such men in the society?

Concentrate more on your studies and leave women matter for capable men. Dating is not for kids boy! Now run along and read up because your exams is fast approaching. I'm sure you don't want to disappoint your people at home with massive COs

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Phones / Re: Hacker Is Trying To Hack My Facebook Account As He Demands 40k (Pls Help) by Michelle55: 9:51am On Nov 01, 2021
The account is gone.. Just create a new one. That's exactly what I did and I'm kinda happy having fewer friends now on my Facebook account.

Don't pay a dime to the hacker.

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Romance / Re: My Best Friend Is My Worst Enemy, He Got My Girlfriend Pregnant. by Michelle55: 4:22am On Nov 01, 2021
DriverX:
ahn Ahn, how can you be an English major with this gbas gbos english?
Be nice bro.. Anybody can make a grammatical error, besides no one is above correction.

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Romance / Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Tonight. by Michelle55: 4:03am On Nov 01, 2021
The am, am I saw in those chats is too much abeg. I can't stress my brain reading through everything, a God fearing somebody should summarize for me edakun.

BTW, from the little I could grasp it seems Op was dating himself from the onset. The said teenager sounds so unperturbed with Umar's tantrums.

Dude was busy feeling fly with long essay only to get summarized answer as reply, it simply means the babe was using you to catch cruise.
The girl told you IT'S FINE but baba still dey try explain further hoping to emotionally blackmail her.

She has actually broken up with you from the get go, na you just dey deceive yasef with all those shenanigans you are displaying. Even the so called redpillers no recognize you as their member sef.
Culture / Re: Queen Damilola Apologizes To Alaafin Of Oyo, Begs Him To Accept Her Back (Pix) by Michelle55: 3:51am On Nov 01, 2021
It's not always greener on the other side. She has realised that and wishes to make a U turn but I can't say if the royal house would accept her back.

Sapa plus fvck boys don show her shege, Hanty gats give herself brain.

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Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by Michelle55: 3:31am On Nov 01, 2021
budaatum:


She made me jealous. If I had yam leg I just might be playing for Chelsea, or Liverpool.
Hahaha.. Having yam legs doesn't mean one would be a good player oh cheesy if possible sef, no club will accept you and certainly not my darling Chelsea tongue. Is the yam legs sexy? We may have to reconsider.

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Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by Michelle55: 2:50am On Nov 01, 2021
The poster above me.. What did the girl did to you nau? cheesy pounding keh..
Omo the kain comments Ayam seeing on Nairaland these days can give sumbori hypertension cheesy

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Family / Re: I’m Pregnant With Twins And The Father Doesn’t Want Them. by Michelle55: 7:06pm On Oct 31, 2021
mariahAngel:
Homellyy, you are fortunate to be pregnant with not just one, but two babies! That is rare. It is a blessing too.

See, a male nairalander once shared his story on this platform. He’s been married for 9 years(as at that time) with no child, and he blamed it all on his wife.
He claimed his wife once had an abortion, therefore, it made her womb “too weak” to carry a pregnancy to term( at first she kept having miscarriages, then later could no longer get pregnant).
He claimed he hated his wife because according to him, it was her fault that they couldn’t have a child up to that point. And nobody could convince him that it wasn’t because of the abortion his wife had had earlier in her life.

Another nairalander, a female this time, shared her own story.
She’s been married for between 7-9 years as at that time(I’m not particularly sure of the amount of years), they’ve been looking for a child, only for her husband to sly her and impregnate a widow with 3 children, then the husband was begging her to accept the children as her own, but she was bitter towards her husband for betraying her.

Why am I sharing these stories with you? Your children are your gifts that so many people would do and give anything to have.

When blessings come at a time we’re not ready for them, it is hard for us to see them as a blessing.
Thank you so much.. I needed this, I hope the Op does the right thing when it comes to the kids

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Romance / Re: Would You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Michelle55: 5:57pm On Oct 31, 2021
killmods:

I have just told u my own sha. It's now left for u to follow through or not
Okay. Thanks.

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