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GBwhatsapp is your answer..... 1 Like |
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ebiye55: Kindly, help me out, been having same problem since yesterday. |
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NgeneUkwenu:May you too die in your sleep today bigot. Let see which prayers will be answered by ##### that you worship |
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Lot of educated Hausas in NL, only that we don't have time for your bigotry comments and nagging. Just watching you guys making fool of your selves... I know I will be banned again, simply for saying my mind. Sai anjiman ku |
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Please what is your source...how do you feel spreading rumour.... 5 Likes |
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Funny NA!! cows are very sensitive to sound,despite Guns, explosives, artillery and mortar sound. And still the cows give BH a cover..very good movie. Am sure it was directed by The Hollywood not Nollywood. NA we still waiting for Shekau's head. No excuse. |
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So what do you suggest the president will do, may be you want him to take tax payers money to enrich him or what ..USA no be Nigeria my brother . |
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mzjaney: See how your brain is working. You don't have any critical topic in your brain, but your next president's daughter beauty. Just understand the kind of damage these people have done to you brain. Go see you pastor spiritually you are blind. Olishi.. dan buruku.. See |
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Listen to this rotten old coward. The time has come and he is afraid, thinking his brother will remain on power forever. It is either 4 years or 8 years, GEJ's is only 4 so forget it old man and pack you kaya back to your village. Remember all stolen goods will be confiscated by the next regime .hahahah. GMB2015.... 2 Likes |
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Funny Arab father 1 Like
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coolzeal: See how typical shallow minded Nigerian is reasoning, just imagine a Northern President give such kind of sensitive procurement to sultan of sokoto what would have been you opinion... Definitely would have different. so please a bit rational in your opinion. Cioa |
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franksam2009: seriously i no even knw wetin hausa people dey find for nairaland ...@franksam2009..try to find the meaning of "Na Ci Gindin Uwarka da karan Dawa" then you will know why we (Hausa) are here in Nairaland.. Banxa..dan karuwa.. 8 Likes |
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Shiates are nothing but hate cult....I came across them on that very day along Kano-zaria Highway, harassing motorist, blocking the entire lane for the whole day. Is this also a religion... Shiates waiting for your answer.. |
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THE ATHEIST AND THE BEAR An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 9 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. It was then that bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke, "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful." |
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1. Prost1tute no de ashame to enter bed with a man...no be today! 2. T0t0 no get plenty water, but ede reach Pr1ck take bath. 2 Likes |
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Yobe state Goverment House has been captured by BH militants.. it is serious. |
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lekkie073: Wow...I don't know you, but all I know you are the biggest illiterate I ever come across, funny enough you don't even know what is happening in your country.... 3 Likes |
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QAPHAYNE: You have spoken well.... 2 Likes |
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