GBwhatsapp is your answer.....

ebiye55:
Hi Kazrem, can you help me with my admission issue, I cannot login after paying 5k on Remita. giving me 'invalid login parameter'

Kindly, help me out, been having same problem since yesterday.

NgeneUkwenu:
Anybody wishing Buhari Death, May He/She Die in sleep today in Jesus Name!

May you too die in your sleep today bigot. Let see which prayers will be answered by ##### that you worship

Lot of educated Hausas in NL, only that we don't have time for your bigotry comments and nagging. Just watching you guys making fool of your selves... I know I will be banned again, simply for saying my mind.
Sai anjiman ku

Please what is your source...how do you feel spreading rumour....

Funny NA!! cows are very sensitive to sound,despite Guns, explosives, artillery and mortar sound. And still the cows give BH a cover..very good movie. Am sure it was directed by The Hollywood not Nollywood.

NA we still waiting for Shekau's head. No excuse.

So what do you suggest the president will do, may be you want him to take tax payers money to enrich him or what
..USA no be Nigeria my brother
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mzjaney:
Buhari’s daughter Zahra melted twitter for two days with her overrated beauty, However, some no chill pill Nigerians went to the extent of searching for her portraits which were not edited to proove that she isn’t as beautiful as everybody was thinking. These pictures were taken at her sister’s wedding to Babagana Sherrif, allegedly a child of previous Bornu State Governor, Ali Modu Sheriff. See the pictures below





http://darlingtonblog.com/2015/01/16/new-pictures-prooves-that-buharis-daughter-isnt-as-beautiful-as-we-all-thought/

See how your brain is working. You don't have any critical topic in your brain, but your next president's daughter beauty.
Just understand the kind of damage these people have done to you brain.
Go see you pastor spiritually you are blind.
Olishi.. dan buruku..
See

Listen to this rotten old coward. The time has come and he is afraid, thinking his brother will remain on power forever. It is either 4 years or 8 years, GEJ's is only 4 so forget it old man and pack you kaya back to your village. Remember all stolen goods will be confiscated by the next regime
.hahahah. GMB2015....

Funny Arab father

coolzeal:
For as long as the Nigeria maritime regulate or supervise these vessels and the activities they're bought for, I don't think this should be a problem at all. But really, who is funding these guys?

See how typical shallow minded Nigerian is reasoning, just imagine a Northern President give such kind of sensitive procurement to sultan of sokoto what would have been you opinion...
Definitely would have different. so please a bit rational in your opinion.
Cioa

So this shameless man pastor still quoting the Bible.. Story of the gods...

franksam2009:
seriously i no even knw wetin hausa people dey find for nairaland

...@franksam2009..try to find the meaning of "Na Ci Gindin Uwarka da karan Dawa" then you will know why we (Hausa) are here in Nairaland..
Banxa..dan karuwa..

Shiates are nothing but hate cult....I came across them on that very day along Kano-zaria Highway, harassing motorist, blocking the entire lane for the whole day. Is this also a religion... Shiates waiting for your answer..

THE ATHEIST AND THE BEAR

   An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.  "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 9 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."
   Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. It was then that bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of  the sky saying: 
     "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" 
The atheist looked directly into the light, 
     "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
     "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke,
"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful."

1. Prost1tute no de ashame to enter bed with a man...no be today!

2. T0t0 no get plenty water, but ede reach Pr1ck take bath.

What equipments? Lies will kill Nigeria before BH do.....

Yobe state Goverment House has been captured by BH militants.. it is serious.

lekkie073:
gone r the days when churches are being bombed. now na mosques......sauce for d goose is sauce for d gander....

Wow...I don't know you, but all I know you are the biggest illiterate I ever come across, funny enough you don't even know what is happening in your country....

QAPHAYNE:
I shudder to think how many world- changers we have lost since this BH was conceived. Inside those bomb torn structures might lie our own mandela, gandhi, luther or lincoln, but we will never know, because the dead are........dead.

You have spoken well....