Neva got 2 knw u so well, but missn u so much... Swt drmz Nomoreloss. RIP

Wen we move we gt dat camera lik dos seans way ur gal b shoutin Action, gat gam n swag wit pastion, b on d front men lik we jux won election, wack mc go 2 clas n neva miss a lecture am nice n cold as ice so i be troble dey cnt solve me haters go 2 hell but they cnt stil distroy me i sute up always jehova b ma amor! Oshamo boi b on fire ma hater admire b devil a lier n i b d truth. Word!!

Kranium- nobody has to know

Most people wa dey talk striper neva see one b4 oh. Ride on human beans

Omen abeg try chop be4 u sleep. If not u go wake up 1 day dey find ur foam.

I must b a cul guy ;DI must b a cul guy

:DI must b a cool guy...

Learn 4 d elderly how 2 love

D ocean doesnt try to grow branches. D moon doesnt fight to burn hot. You dont see the stars trying to bloom. So for bleeps sake, dont you go changing for anyone.

Omg u re a badass. No tell me sa u still dey play dat game.g.

Money is life. Get rich or die tryin

Yeah it's miebimbim, steady schooln u i'm a real deal, sharin pill nega u're all ill. Drink up till u re filld, hop u're not feeln 2 cold cos it's chilld. Some of yall re good but am d best, sa i go school i no dey cari second i'm d first. So haters stay clear nd don't test, u b babe were i dey e no go even do me lik contest.

[i][/i]I love it wen love is in d air.. I love it wen love is in d air..

Bad belle is allowed even MI knows lol...

Omen d men high or den b mugu to fit send wrong scam message. U 4 hear am u 4 send recharge card taya

1 day I went 2 a bday party, got high nd decided 2 walk round d party in search of a free bani.
I met dis cute girl nd walked up 2 her
Me: hey cute U re Mine
girl: don't get U
Me: sori don't mean 2 b rude but wen I c Mine I know, nd U re d 1
girl: sori I av a boyfrd
Me: don't get me wrong, I neva 1td 2 b 1
girl: den wat ar U sayn
Me: 1 2 b closer dan wat U ever had 4 any1
girl: lol
Me: I'm serious althou I'm high but there is sayn dat there is truth at d bottom of d bottle (hot)
girl: U re a real play boy, even wen U re high U re still dis smooth
Me: can I tell U a secret
girl: yeah
Me: I don't lie
girl: storey

we went on nd on, i collected her numba, we talk on phone, I sent her messages, she came visitn 1 or twise. On a very good day she came visitn we kissed, she told me she is into me but she has a boy frd. Guess wat? Rit now she is ma bae, Ma 1 nd only, d love me ma life, d one i'll love 2 spend ma life wit. True Love finally came ma way. Ya this is ma story...

U av 2 read dis
When Onoriode was in SS3, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him "A waste of conception, time and space and a sure failure in life".
One day, poor Onoriode's grandmother came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Onoriode would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Lagos.

25 years later , the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do a surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Lagos) could perform the procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock and anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard. Then she gave up the ghost. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out it was our dear Onoriode (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his nokia torch charger. Wait a minute. Don't tell me you were thinking Onoriode became the doctor? This is not Nollywood o! Onoriode is not ready to learn anything in his lifetime, period!

Dat butt is putn smiles on ma face

Q:" can I get closer 2 u a:" yes u can follow me on twitter Q:" can I tak U out a:" yes, hop it's ok if i cum wit ma friends(9frds)

D chicken dat says he shall b d bigest of dem all shall surely nt see d next christmas