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Politics / Re: John Paul Usman Is Dead (YALI Participant From Nigeria Dies In US) by mife(m): 5:27pm On Jun 26, 2016
My friend and my brother Usman JohnPaul Ojoajogwu... I'll miss you so much. you are a friend that sticks closer than a brother. Rest in Peace and see you in the world beyond... >:
Literature / Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by mife(m): 8:22am On Feb 25, 2015
priscaoge:
Hmmmmm! *Covers Nose* embarassed embarassed


* In "Ajibutter's" Voice*.....Op I don't fart @all tongue tongue cheesy cheesy cheesy


Back to topic! grin Op I understand your plight cheesy cheesy cheesy. We all have been there cheesy cheesy....That moment You try to hold d sh*t,sweating profusely and praying it doesn't make a loud sound cheesy cheesy cheesy......

Uwaezuoke once told his "Unbearable Fart Situation" story. Lwkmd cheesy cheesy....He was in a Luxurious Bus travelling from North to one of the Eastern States when he found himself in Op's shoe,after eating all d things they sell in d park. The guy no fit hold d thing,as he no fit cheat nature, he had to let out a silent but dangerous fart,Lol. Everyone in d Bus cursed d living day light out of d person that did that,he kept mute. He even joined suit cheesy cheesy cheesy...Until a little boy sitting with his Mum shouted,"The person that did this will fart uncontrollably until he dies" shocked.....Uwaezuoke no fit bear d curse,he gave d little boy a heavy knock on his head and told him that he can take all d insults from everyone but certainly not from him cheesy cheesy cheesy....
grin
priscaoge:
Hmmmmm! *Covers Nose* embarassed embarassed


* In "Ajibutter's" Voice*.....Op I don't fart @all tongue tongue cheesy cheesy cheesy


Back to topic! grin Op I understand your plight cheesy cheesy cheesy. We all have been there cheesy cheesy....That moment You try to hold d sh*t,sweating profusely and praying it doesn't make a loud sound cheesy cheesy cheesy......

Uwaezuoke once told his "Unbearable Fart Situation" story. Lwkmd cheesy cheesy....He was in a Luxurious Bus travelling from North to one of the Eastern States when he found himself in Op's shoe,after eating all d things they sell in d park. The guy no fit hold d thing,as he no fit cheat nature, he had to let out a silent but dangerous fart,Lol. Everyone in d Bus cursed d living day light out of d person that did that,he kept mute. He even joined suit cheesy cheesy cheesy...Until a little boy sitting with his Mum shouted,"The person that did this will fart uncontrollably until he dies" shocked.....Uwaezuoke no fit bear d curse,he gave d little boy a heavy knock on his head and told him that he can take all d insults from everyone but certainly not from him cheesy cheesy cheesy....
Education / Re: See What A Professor Told A Final Year Student To Do (picture) by mife(m): 8:14am On Feb 24, 2015
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