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Agriculture / Re: Cost Analysis/How To Setup Plantain Plantation In Nigeria With Pictures by miisy(f): 10:44pm On Nov 17, 2017
world1:

its a complicate question. but if you have land you need between 300 to 400k if you need a proper farm
okey.tnx
Education / Re: Jamb Scholarship Is Powered By Jubilant Ambassadors' Foundation by miisy(f): 10:43pm On Nov 17, 2017
Xsem:
They requested 1000 from me, and by the way be careful and I would advise you not to input your pin ,Security and card number on any site especially this one that's outlandish.But try your luck if you feel like, just got to be careful because this Nigeria, anything can happen
Be careful!!!!!!!!!
How were u to make payment?
Education / Re: Jamb Scholarship Is Powered By Jubilant Ambassadors' Foundation by miisy(f): 10:42pm On Nov 17, 2017
Mazaqueen:
The Jamb Ambassadorial scholarship is initiated and facilitated by Jubilant Ambassadors' foundation(JAMB FOUNDATION).
The foundation is one that is targeted towards the Nigerian Youths.Amongst one of her vision is to make schooling for University Undergraduate stress free.
The foundation has decided to facilitate the 2017 Scholarship thus:

*2017 JAMB AMBASSADORIAL SCHOLARSHIP*
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The JAMB AMBASSADORIAL SCHOLARSHIP SCHEME is a project initiated to assist young undergraduate in their quest to achieve quality education as well as sustainable financial backing capable of funding their basic educational needs. The foundation is out to assist the government as well as other NGOs in increasing the literacy level of the youths as well as combating the unfortunate dropping out of university undergraduate due to financial challenge.
Annually the foundation makes effort to expand its arms to accommodate more beneficiaries especially the indigent youths who are subjected/relegated to background, casualties, disabilities or any other unfortunate circumstance capable of placing a seize in climbing unto educational heights.

The foundation awards scholarship to only eligible candidate who meet specific requirement, although we value every candidate who applies for the scholarship scheme but it is beyond doubts that we can’t possibly award to everyone as our resources are limited but we are working hard even as we are enhancing and creating a healthy relationship with prominent individuals, firms, organizations and cooperatives who are willing and able to support this great vision in order to massively assist great youths with unique visions.

Selection of eligible awardees are strictly based on performance of applicant in the online aptitude test /screening exercise which has the ability to select the most eligible candidate with respect to individual differences and intellectual capacities.

The foundation also gives special attention to applicants who posses unique skills and qualities as well as high intellectual capacities but with proof and documented facts have serious financial challenge due to low income from parents/guardians, we pay special attention to these ones because we cannot afford to lose geniuses capable of bringing the reformation we all glamour for due to lack of educational backing.

*ELIGIBILITY/GRANT*

• Application for scholarship is open to candidates who are currently in their first and second year of a four year university program.

• Application is also open to applicants who are currently in their first, second and third years of courses above a four-year university program.

• University Applicants who attained the Jamb cutoff mark for universities and have also credited all necessary subject in their O-level are qualified for the exam screening exercise.

• An educational grant of a hundred and fifty thousand naira (N150, 000) would be awarded to the awardees.

• Scholarship Awardees are entitled to a weekly stipend of N4,000 through out the validity period.

• The foundation offers a total of N350,000 per Academic session


*FACEBOOK PAGE: @Jubilantambassadors*

*TWITTER HANDLE @JambFoundation.*

*for rapid response to inquiries,leave a message via Info@jambfoundation.org

*TO REGISTER*
If you are eligible for registration, visit;
Www.jambfoundation.org

How sure are u?
Agriculture / Re: Cost Analysis/How To Setup Plantain Plantation In Nigeria With Pictures by miisy(f): 8:31am On Oct 16, 2017
world1:
Hello everyone,
Am an Agribusiness Consultant based in Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria.
My company is Natural Nutrient Limited.

LET'S DISCUSSED EVERYTHING ABOUT SETTING UP A PLANTAIN FARM.
What is a Plantain?
Plantains are a member of the banana family. They are a starchy, low in sugar variety that is cooked before serving as it is unsuitable raw.

Unlike starting other tree farms, starting a plantain farm and growing plantain are easier and less complicated.
Although growing plantain still requires ones attention, the level of skill required is not as intensive as other trees.
Here are a few guidelines in growing plantain and starting a plantain farm.

Step 1.
LAND PROCUREMENT
The first thing to consider in starting a plantain farm is looking for the right climate. Plantain cannot thrive in an environment that is too hot or too cold. The proposed land/soil for your plantain farm must be a well drain land that is rich and naturally fertilized but If such is not available, you can create compost and add chicken manure to your existing land.

Now that you have the land what next?


I am very interested..hope am not too late?and pls what's the estimate amount needed to start a plantain farm excluding land factor.. Tnx
Romance / Re: Message To Slay Queens. by miisy(f): 6:09pm On Jun 22, 2017
BadlikeRIRI:


Very smart Amara

Standard basic Nigerian reasoning ... lol slay is the new pet hate
First of all what is her business How does it affect your life Op
The lady might just not like the job but took it cause it was available .. so just because she uses mary k and lipstick you are pained?
It never occurred to you maybe it's just not for her .. At least she trying .. some sitting there doing fuckery! Yet you judge !
you pass judgement you no better than her undecided

what ever is worth doing is worth doing well...here job includes taking care of the kids for heavens sake..or why was she fired if she wasint neglecting her duties?

ur have no point in ur post.
Romance / Re: Message To Slay Queens. by miisy(f): 6:06pm On Jun 22, 2017
optional1:


u no well

just buy the bread nd come..
My hubby will buy all that expensive things
hen hen hen.. lolzzz issoryt

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Romance / Re: Message To Slay Queens. by miisy(f): 6:05am On May 17, 2017
optional1:



well passing


incase you will pass this road wen goin back pls buy akara and bread or kuli kuli and drop it here for those of us here to eat it...
lolzzz


how about I buy u all a Lamborghini huh?or a private jet?
name it but don't ask me to buy cheap stuffs OK?
Romance / Re: Message To Slay Queens. by miisy(f): 5:24am On May 12, 2017
JUST PASSING SHA.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Great Kogites by miisy(f): 9:50pm On Mar 19, 2017
Peterpan007:
I think we should all drop our numbers so dat miisy can open a whatsapp group chat for us all.....
It just a suggestion
owkk kul...ile create the gown
Romance / Re: Check Your Relationships. by miisy(f): 9:47pm On Mar 19, 2017
pryme:




Lovely story O
thanks...am glad I could share it

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Romance / Re: Check Your Relationships. by miisy(f): 6:32pm On Mar 11, 2017
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Romance / Re: Wish 3 Nairalanders A Happy New Month(happy March) by miisy(f): 1:44am On Mar 03, 2017
optional1:
Is March the third month of the year 2017, best wishes of the month to you all. May we March away sorrows and March in Joy and Favour from the Lord. Amen



#HappyNewMonth
#HappyMarch

cc. robosky02
miisy
VickyRotex
aweee...thanks sweety



my shout out goes to

olihistic firstking01 vickyrotex robosyk02 smellinganus


and the entire nlers ...
I wish u all a happy new month

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Romance / Re: Celebrating Valentine with Amazing Kids in School(picture) by miisy(f): 1:40am On Mar 03, 2017
optional1:





each of my kids designed a card for his/her parent with colours..
that's so lovely.... big grin
Romance / Re: Check Your Relationships. by miisy(f): 6:10am On Feb 20, 2017
smiles....thanks.
Romance / Re: Celebrating Valentine with Amazing Kids in School(picture) by miisy(f): 6:08am On Feb 20, 2017
mrs teacher.... I dey see u oo...hails
Romance / Re: Celebrating Valentine with Amazing Kids in School(picture) by miisy(f): 6:07am On Feb 20, 2017
awwwwweeee.....all so cute...Una wan val dope for....hop u had fun jare.....my primary skull days was not fun like this oooo...parents children val day...this is a great improvement.... it can bring families closer..

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Business / Re: What Kind Of Business Can He Use 150k To Set Up. by miisy(f): 8:59am On Feb 13, 2017
optional1:

yes oh...
Awarding winning AOL... Lolz
I hail
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Great Kogites by miisy(f): 10:34pm On Feb 12, 2017
LoveJesus87:
rara o.. I want za oza room angry grin cheesy
olzzz......viz room is cute dough.
Business / Re: What Kind Of Business Can He Use 150k To Set Up. by miisy(f): 10:28pm On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:


Amaka Optional Lovelyn (AOL)
lolz

Lolzzz....ur really an AOL
Business / Re: What Kind Of Business Can He Use 150k To Set Up. by miisy(f): 10:22pm On Feb 12, 2017
francisbarrack:
Go into fairly use cloth n thank me lata
where do u buy from pls.
Business / Re: What Kind Of Business Can He Use 150k To Set Up. by miisy(f): 10:00pm On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:



where av u been

Rabo was here but is been long he came online.


ah nor even know say him dey NL fa....that's great....ah just dey jooor ni....hustling oo,hope ur gud.
Business / Re: What Kind Of Business Can He Use 150k To Set Up. by miisy(f): 8:07am On Feb 01, 2017
optional1:
miisy
rabo353 abeg come here.
hmmmmm...wow

ask the person what he has passion for....
Romance / Check Your Relationships. by miisy(f): 8:06am On Feb 01, 2017
... BUT, I STILL LOVE HIM!
(Written by Oyekunle Lizzy Oyebola)

(Auntie Nancy offers Chloe a neatly peeled orange on a small saucer but the latter collects it sharply and drops it on the stool beside her with a bang)

AUNTIE NANCY: (Frowns) What is wrong this time sister? You need more money or your CGPA dropped from 4.9 to 4.89?...which one o, my worry worry baby sis?

CHLOE: (Sighs) Its Kelvin sis... Its Kelvin

AUNTIE: (Eats her orange) What about him this time?

CHLOE: (Sobs) January 12th, Kelvin said I looked like a frog without any apology and he was not interested in me anymore. I begged him and he said he would manage to go on.

AUNTIE: (Looks aghast as she drops the orange) What!

CHLOE: January ended well until February 14 when he called to tell me he doesn't have a val gift for me because its an anniversary for lovers and he doesn't feel he had ever loved me. He dropped the call and I called back to tell him to forget about any gift and let us continue our love!

AUNTIE: (Shakes her head) Hmmmm

CHLOE: On March 15, my birthday, I decided to celebrate with my friends in the department and invited him. About an hour to the celebration, I called to ask about his whereabouts, he said he wasn't going to attend because he learnt that I invited some guys to the get together. He said he can't stand other guys talking about me and until I ordered all guys to go would he come.

AUNTIE: (Shaking her legs seriously, her lips pursed) And you did?

CHLOE: (Holds her head in her hands) Of course I did! I had to do all to keep my man! Now, I have lost all my male friends

AUNTIE: (Nods vigorously and smiles, her lips shaking) Continue

CHLOE: April 24, we met inside a bank premises. He was with his female friend. I smiled and rushed to greet him but he walked past me. I was embarrassed. I called him when I....

AUNTIE: (Pulls at her skirt) You still called?.... Ah!

CHLOE: (Sobs) Yes auntie, I did! He said he was sorry but that he was just embarrassed at the way I was dressed. But auntie, I was wearing the same cloth I wore the day he proposed to me. The same dress he had admired greatly

AUNTIE: (Shakes her head still) Hmmm, so exactly what has he done today June 23rd?

CHLOE: (Starts to cry heavily, pulling at her silky hair) If not because I am sure he is God’s will for me. If not because I am sure he is God’s will for my life and that this is just happening as a storm that I know it will surely pass, if not because....

AUNTIE: (Hisses silently, still shaking her head) What did he do now?... C'est fini!

CHLOE: (unbuttons her blouse and turns her back to her aunt) He beat me to stupor and threw me out of his house!

AUNTIE: (Stands up slowly) Ah!... The Lord my God!... The Lord my Lord!... Ah! But what was a christian sister doing in the house of her fiance all alone?

CHLOE: (Buttons her blouse again) He insisted that I come! He said it would be over if I didn't come. He said he was led of the Holy Spirit that I should come. I had to obey the Holy Spirit!

AUNTIEsadTears gather in her eyes) Yeh... Ah!... Oluwa mi oooooo!
Which Holy Spirit?.. Ah, obviously not my Comforter!

CHLOE: He said he was led to search my body because the Holy Spirit told him I have evil marks on my body. I refused blatantly but he pulled at my clothes for a long time but when I bit at his shoulder, he started to beat me, called me a LovePeddler and pushed me out of his house.

AUNTIE: (Tears strolling down her face) So, what do you want from me? Why are you telling me this?

CHLOE: (Moves to her aunt and holds her hands, sniffing wetly) I want you to help me call him. Help me tell him that it was the work of the devil that allowed me to bite him. I also want you to join me in prayers to ask God to change him

AUNTIE: (Bites her lips) Ah, my Father!... This girl is just sharp for nothing! First class student for nothing!... Ah... Chloe! (Starts to cry as she falls on her knees)

CHLOE: (Looks shocked) Auntie, is anything the matter? Kelvin isn’t that bad o. He is just a chloeric!.. He even speaks in tongue. Let's just pray that God will go and show Himself strong in his weaknesses!... I love him... I love him still!

AUNTIE: (Looks into her face, shakes her head and rises to her feet, sniffing wetly) Let's go to his house now.

CHLOE: (Smiles as she wipes her face) Are you for real?

AUNTIE: (Picks her hand bag) Let's go!

(They walked out through the door and walked to the park. Auntie removes the tarpaulin from the Highlander jeep and opens the door. Chloe remains outside, looking shocked)

AUNTIE: Chloe, come in and let's go please

CHLOE: When you have about four good cars here, why are you going inside the one that is faulty?

AUNTIE: (Looks shocked) Faulty?... (She starts the car and the sound is loud enough to wake the dead. Chloe covers her ears)

CHLOE: (Shouts) We can't go with this car, auntie. Turn off the ignition! (She covers her ears)

AUNTIE: (Comes down from the car) Why?

CHLOE: Isn't it obvious that this car is faulty aunty?

AUNTIE: I just feel led to take this car. Its just its silencer that is faulty. I trust God to touch it!

CHLOE: (Shocked) What! Auntie, is everything okay?

AUNTIE: (Starts to cry) Its this car I love. Come and lets pray for it. It must work! Its the first car my husband bought for me and I love it! If the silencer doesn’t stop malfunctioning, I am not going to go anywhere. Let's pray please

CHLOE: (Stops suddenly) Auntie... (stammers) Exactly what are you... Erm... Are you... (bursts out crying)

AUNTIE: (Looks shocked too) Why are you crying for the poor car? Please, lets pray for it. Lets heal it of its sickness. All the other cars present are okay but its the one I want. The brake is bad but its the one, it killed my first daughter, but its the one (starts to cry) it made my husband’s right leg shorter than the left but its the one I want. Its the one! Its been banned from even plying the road but my love for it!... Oh! (She cries on)

CHLOE: (Sits on the floor) Oh Lord!....Oh my! Oh my God! Is that the picture of me?....oh Lord!...Ah.... I have been foolish...(Wails).... Oh Lord!

AUNTIE: (Moves to sit on the floor beside her) You don’t have peace in your courtship, peace is ruled out in your marriage definitely!

CHLOE: (Cries on) Ah!

AUNTIE: He beats you using the name of the Holy Spirit during courtship, that's a red light!... In marriage, there would be disaster! There would be causalities!

CHLOE: (Cries harder) Its just... Its just,... But I love him!... I do!

AUNTIE: (Pats her back) Its not love! Love sees clearly! He is using you! You are infatuated about him! He can kill you but you want to stay put!...you want to endure the marriage when God wants you to enjoy it!

CHLOE: (Blows her nose into a hanky) I am not sure I can survive without him!

AUNTIE: (Looks shocked, her hands crossed) Chloe, Kelvin is an angry man, he is not born again, leave the tongues and the lies he is saying in the name of the Lord, he is a jealous guy capable of telling you to even cut ties with your parents after marriage! He is wicked! He is a sex-driven beast as well! He isn’t proud of you! He is not in love with you! If he loves you, he wouldn't call you a toad or frog or whatever! He would apologize when wrong.

CHLOE: (Rests against her chest) Aunty, what should I
I do?

AUNTIE: (She stands and walks to the car, draws back the tarpaulin) We have to return the tarpaulin first of all and then call daddy to ask him what car he is releasing for you to use. You will pick the car and unlike this one, they are washed thoroughly and you can start your smooth drive.

CHLOE: Breaking up with Kelvin...

AUNTIE: Break up before he breaks you!

CHLOE:... and then going back to God for a fresh beginning you mean?

AUNTIE: (Claps her hands) Correct!

CHLOE: We have been together now for five years aunt (Sobs)

AUNTIE: No matter how far one is on the wrong path, its not too late to turn back darling. Its not! Turn back before you turn black!

CHLOE: (Cries aloud, her veins very visible) Ah!...I never knew I had been foolish Baba mi ooooo....Forgive my foolishness Lord! Console me Lord!

(Auntie holds her back, dials Kelvin's number and puts the phone close to her ears)

AUNTIE: (In a loud voice) Kelvin is on the line, break up now forever!....

CHLOE: (Looks into her face pitifully as tears rolled down her face) Can I?... (she whispers)

AUNTIE: (Whispers too, aggressively) BREAK UP, NOW!

CHLOE: (Sniffs) Hello, Kelvin... Its Chloe

KELVIN: So?

CHLOE: (Frowns a bit, shaking) I break up with you in Jesus' precious name!

KELVIN: (Laughs) How many times have you said so before? Can you survive without me? You think you can?

CHLOE: (Shakes her head aggressively, standing up) I have been foolish to remain with such an hypocrite as you! I am a queen! I must have let my guard down for an ingrate like you! I must have been really blind to think it was you...

KELVIN: Chloe, who is teaching you to face me? Who?

CHLOE: I have woken up Kelvin!... I am no more in a drunken slumber! I have been infatuated, right but not anymore! It ends today! Why should I remain with someone who makes me feel less when God makes me great! Why should I be beaten blue black when my Savior is unbeatable? Why should I waste my emotions on someone who doesn't worth it? Why should I be unequally yoked with an unbeliever?

KELVIN: What!... Are you....

CHLOE: Stop there! You have no right to talk back at me anymore. Its a break up for real this time!.. Bye!

KELVIN: Chloe... Wait... Chloe.. Wait!....

CHLOE: (Pants hard as she removes her sim card and breaks it) I can’t be made to ride on horses and stoop so low to begging for a ride on bicycle!... No!

AUNTIE: (Watches on in awe, smiling, she starts clapping with glee) That’s the spirit darling!. That's the spirit!

CHLOE: (Pauses as she looks at her aunt) I feel somehow...(Drops her shoulders) I feel great that I finally spoke out, but....(Pouts sadly) I also feel.... empty!

AUNTIE: (Hugs her) You will heal darling! You will heal, love. You will!

Yes you will heal ladies! Check your relationship connection again!
Yes you will heal guys! Check your relationship connection again!
Ask God again!
His will is sweet!
Never would he want a bad car for you!
#Be_free!

Written by Oyekunle Lizzy Oyebola

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Business / Re: Helping Hands International Are They Real Or Scam? by miisy(f): 7:31pm On Jan 28, 2017
Chigojude:

I can't join Miisy....
the group is active... u can drop ur no so u will be added
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Great Kogites by miisy(f): 7:26pm On Jan 28, 2017
LoveJesus87:
Thank you Ayam wondering if I should do it here embarassed so they will not come and hijack my identity cos I have an interesting profile dear cheesy Can we do it inbox
wait...u can introduce urself here....just leave out what u think is private
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Great Kogites by miisy(f): 7:24pm On Jan 28, 2017
LoveJesus87:
Thank you Ayam wondering if I should do it here embarassed so they will not come and hijack my identity cos I have an interesting profile dear cheesy Can we do it inbox
owkk...u can message me
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Great Kogites by miisy(f): 8:21pm On Jan 24, 2017
LoveJesus87:
I'm good dear. Now that I have your attention, let me introduce myself smiley


smiles...owkkk,am all eyed..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Great Kogites by miisy(f): 11:13am On Jan 24, 2017
Anjosh:
Representing Ijumu Local Govt... Omo Iyara, okun o!
ur welcm ma...great to have u here

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