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Politics / Re: Two Policewomen Caught On Tape Extorting Money by mikedore: 12:05pm On Sep 02, 2013
I fought one of des traffic warden wen he struggled to take my keys . And he called anti crime patrol ,and i quickly called my army friend. And d matter just die. I need dis camera urgently i hav promise to deal wit d police guys who extort money. Pls where do i buy dis spy camera and wat is d cost. Urgent pls.
Politics / Re: Two Policewomen Caught On Tape Extorting Money by mikedore: 11:58am On Sep 02, 2013
pls where can i get spy camera and hw much. i need to video them cos they harass me as a driver. urgent pls.
Health / Re: Inspirational Tweets Of People Living With Sickle-Cell Disease. by mikedore: 5:19pm On Jun 21, 2013
Abali2013: I will be posting some very inspirational tweets of people living with Sickle Cell Disease. (I apologise in advance if it affects your sensibilities).
Gudday poster,i just came across ur post. Am a sickle cell sufferer,i have passed tru many challenges and i thank God 4 good health. I wil lik to meet other sufferes. Do we have a union. Pls reach me on cal or text. 081xxxxx God bless.
Health / Re: Inspirational Tweets Of People Living With Sickle-Cell Disease. by mikedore: 5:18pm On Jun 21, 2013
Abali2013: I will be posting some very inspirational tweets of people living with Sickle Cell Disease. (I apologise in advance if it affects your sensibilities).
Gudday poster,i just came across ur post. Am a sickle cell sufferer,i have passed tru many challenges and i thank God 4 good health. I wil lik to meet other sufferes. Do we have a union. Pls reach me on 08134000028 tex pls.
Investment / Re: Stocks You Will Never Invest Your Money In And Why? by mikedore: 5:42pm On May 02, 2013
OK_2_NV: Their new scam now is to avoid paying out dividends and due to an obscure law unclaimed dividends after a specific period are reinvested into a SEC fund. The SEC regulators, company mangers are all scammers. They will offer useless share offers to have you never claim physical cash.

Avoid them like the plague. Put your money into small scale farming like poultry, fisheries. You will be amazed at the returns you get for your effort and small cash investments. With 500,000 you can start a small scale poultry within your neighbhood and in 3 mths make a minimum profit return of 80%. No stock will giiven you such return.
God bless u. For dat very true statement.
Business / Re: Forex Trading - Season 13 by mikedore: 8:50am On Apr 29, 2013
joseph1013: Hello Poster (that brought all of us here to see technical jargons we cannot even decipher),

See ehn, when it has to do with this FOREX thing ehn, giving up is GOOD oh. You lose all your money on betting and you still want to continue? Please where are you getting the money to gamble, sorry trade? Use that money to stay a viable business or better yet photocopying your CV to distribute all over Lagos. The probability of being called for interview and hired is more than that of winning in FOREX oh.

The thing about this FOREX sef be say, na your people wey sabi pass you (managers) dey bet against you. Can you imagine your professor going for the same job interview as you? How you wan pass am?

I no say some people dey make money, but the percentage that make the money 90% of the time and lose all the money the rest 10% is so fvucking high.

Anyway, I'm not the one giving you the money to bet or gamble or trade, whatever, so you're under no obligation to listen to me. But you be my brother as per OMO NAIJA. So listen to my advice and start photocoping CVs sharperly sharperly. Buzz me I might be able to help with a job (no guarantee oh)if you qualify sha.
True talk bros. Abeg i need job oh make relate . Snd me ur mail make i 4ward my cv. Tanks
Jobs/Vacancies / The Recent NIMC CBT Exam Without Scores Displayed Should Be Investigated. by mikedore: 11:02am On Apr 24, 2013
The recent NIMC CBT exam without scores displayed should be investigated. What do u think? 4 me I began to smell smtin fishy wen i heard u dnt get ur result as soon as u are tru wit d exam.. Wat do u tink ?

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Investment / Re: Can You Take Mike Adenuga Tower's Bull By The Horn?....then Read. by mikedore: 11:43pm On Apr 23, 2013
lets talk @ isituamichael@gmail.com
Career / Re: Being A Graduate Is Not Enough! You Need Skills? by mikedore: 12:14pm On Apr 17, 2013
Thanks to everybody dat has cöntributed to dis topic. It is just d way forward.God help us.
Politics / Re: Repentant Abia Criminals Demand For Amnesty by mikedore: 8:36pm On Apr 16, 2013
ballabriggs: What is good for Alams is also good for kidnappers.

What is good for Patience is also good for armed robbers.

What is good for Tompolo is also good for Reverend King.

Amnesty now!!!

In fact open kirikiri and let every inmate there out, ANIMALS!!!
u got it right.
Romance / Re: Things A Guy Must Learn Before Graduating From University by mikedore: 7:56pm On Apr 13, 2013
lovethokoh:

You must learn how to be self-employed(an entrepreneur) not dropping CVs every where for non-existent jobs.
You must learn how to use N20K-N50K to start an importation business from china and not By buying IPad,IPhone,ITab,Samsung galaxy for your personal use whereas you are deep in poverty
True talk,God bless u.
Politics / Re: PDP Defends Akpabio Over Election Rigging Video by mikedore: 5:09pm On Mar 27, 2013
can we have a clip of dat video. Just as oga at d top
Nairaland / General / Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by mikedore: 5:12pm On Mar 26, 2013
some times it is necessary to say lies, nd save d day.

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Business / Re: Illegal Third Party Withdrawal From My Account by mikedore: 5:03pm On Mar 26, 2013
tank ur God u had alerts.
Business / Re: Re Hi;earn Up To 200,000naira Monthly in Car Washing This Cumin Rainin Season by mikedore: 8:31am On Mar 26, 2013
am interested ,where is ur location.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Be Your Own BOSS!! (redefined) by mikedore: 8:30am On Mar 26, 2013
Is it a secret meeting dat u cant post d venue here. I smell smting fishy.
Politics / Re: GEJ Should Be Impeached - LA Times Joel Brinkley by mikedore: 8:42pm On Mar 25, 2013
I hope he (Gej) reads this write up! Truth is bitter.
Certification And Training Adverts / Pls I Need To Do HSE Prog. Where Is Shell Certified Traning Centre In Ph. Tanks by mikedore: 3:06pm On Mar 23, 2013
Pls i need to do HSE Prog. Where is shell certified traning centre in ph. Tanks.
Politics / Re: Sambo's Supporters Die In Autocrash. by mikedore: 12:26pm On Mar 23, 2013
Dey have been used 4 ritual, how come 2of them died at d spot.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by mikedore: 9:07am On Mar 21, 2013
there is no need listing their names, they might change name. The best is to ignore any1 asking u to pay money no matter how small or big d amount is. Real companies or organisation dnt ask 4 money or anyting. In d good old days they even gv u a toke to cover ur transport.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by mikedore: 9:01am On Mar 21, 2013
tchidi: Novotel hotels. Claiming to pay 3500 GBP for ordinary reservation officer. Said. My Bro should pay half of his processing fee for visa and they'll complete it.
is it d one at ph,stadium road?
Politics / Re: God Told Jonathan To Pardon Alamieyeseigha – Arthur Eze by mikedore: 11:50am On Mar 20, 2013
free2ryhme: Arthur Eze, wher you and God jam to discuss Jonathan? You donate $1billion to one Church in Otuoke? God don hear am for una hand.

In your village, community and Anambra in general, tell us what you have done? Graduates have become armed robbers, kidnappers and keke napep drivers. some of your ummuna cannot afford to eat one meal a day and their children cannot go to school. How many small scale industries have you helped to set up in your community and village; Erosion is consuming Anambra State, yet you choose to abandon your own. Will you be buried in Otuoke? Sorry, I forgot you tarred the road to your doormouth!
i learnt dat charity begins at home.
Webmasters / Re: 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded - Nscdc.gov.ng by mikedore: 7:16pm On Mar 15, 2013
u guys want to kill me wit laugh. Am really enjoying dis ''oga at d top '' slogan. Dat civil defence man is a real nigerian.
NYSC / Re: Farms To Be Opened Nationwide For NYSC - Youth Minister by mikedore: 10:29am On Mar 15, 2013
gud idea but it shuld also be introduce at d secondary sch and univ.

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Politics / Re: Onitsha Bridge Is Vibrating And May Collapse by mikedore: 11:26am On Mar 13, 2013
I dnt knw wat is really wrong wit Nigerian leaders, evrytim keep waitin 4 calamity to happen b4 they take action. When dis brigde collapse and thousands of people lose their life ,they wil declare national day of mourning. But i pray dat God wil nt let this happen. AMEN.

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Romance / Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by mikedore: 10:21pm On Mar 11, 2013
Dnt break sm1 's heart oh. Afta confessing hw u love her and she has gven u d 4biden fruit . U now say yam leg. Abi. God is watching !!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Make-up Test, Who Else Got The Text? by mikedore: 12:37pm On Mar 11, 2013
d glo number is 08074407066. D last digit six was missing initially. Just got it frm their site.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened To You? by mikedore: 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2013
xxyz17: cheesy abeg laugh don kill me o cheesy
no kill me wit laugh oh.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened To You? by mikedore: 1:28pm On Feb 06, 2013
grandstar: The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was coming from CMS heading To Ikeja.

I was seated at the back of the bus and we got stuck in a traffic jam around Gbagada side. I was so miserable because we were stuck in traffic for so long. And it was evening and you can imagine the stuffiness.

I had bought a pure water which I had drank. After drinking, out of boredom, I blew air into it until it expanded fully. I then held it tight and started hitting it on the chair in front of me as if to let out my frustration.I was so restless.

I must have been hitting it for about a minute until it exploded like a balloon-Gbow!!!!

My goodness! Imagine blowing up an empty pure water sachet and banging it together with both hands for it to make a loud bang. That's basically how it sounded in the bus.

I was hoping the ground would swallow me but at such a time it never does. The man in front of me looked back and when he saw me- a 30something year old man, he turned to his front and really shook his head.

Now it was the turn of others to have a go. Those at the back row with me started teasing me..(I thank God it wasn't worse-anyway they no dey fear?). A lady said he still thinks he is in school. Another one said maybe that is how he plays with his little kids at home.. and many other things.

After a while I just started laughing. What else could I do? They later all faced their biz, accepting the miserable ride we were all in.

If you don't think it was embarrassing, pls do likewise in a packed bus.

Now whats your most embarrassing moment?





dat was really funy.
Romance / Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make In Relationships. by mikedore: 1:24pm On Feb 06, 2013
Everything is about God's grace . Even if u try to follow all des step, it wnt work if God doesnt approve it.

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Autos / I Need A Nigerian Used Jeta Or Golf 2 . by mikedore: 1:10pm On Feb 06, 2013
if u have or knws any1 who wants to sell a jeta or golf . I need reply me wit d pix nd location nd price.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Training Camps Found In Mali by mikedore: 1:04pm On Feb 06, 2013
Nigerian borders shuld be blockd to ensure no boko member enters.

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