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Romance / Re: Lady Partied While Her Boyfriend Got Troubled With The Bill They Got At A Club by Mikesparkle7(m): 10:21pm On Mar 10, 2022
Who send am message? undecided

Meanwhile, him mama fit never see food chop since last week...Ewu Gambia

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Commissions Mini Stadium, Computerised Youth Centre In Ikorodu by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:10pm On Mar 10, 2022
Omicron007:
shocked


The number of brown roofs I'm seeing up there is alarming!
It's like a badge in the whole of South west. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Calls For "One Love, One Africa" At His Sold Out Concert In Ghana (Video) by Mikesparkle7(m): 1:22pm On Dec 29, 2021
Lucas4903:


You brought back memories.
O.G cool
Politics / Re: Saraki: PDP Won’t Zone Presidency In 2023 by Mikesparkle7(m): 3:54pm On Oct 27, 2021
[quote author=Davash222 post=107107848]
Between Atiku and Tinubu... I'd rather vote and support a Hen!

Hen? I rather support Arsenal Fc! grin
Crime / Re: Suspected Car Thief Mobbed In Abuja (Video) by Mikesparkle7(m): 3:50pm On Oct 27, 2021
Buhari is useless sad angry
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Incompetent People In Government Reason For Failure by Mikesparkle7(m): 3:48pm On Oct 27, 2021
This half toothpick is seriously eyeing vice presidency of this shithole. smiley wink
Crime / Re: Ibadan Bolt Driver Shares His Experience As Car Thieves Tried To Sedate Him by Mikesparkle7(m): 6:26pm On Oct 16, 2021
It's very typical not to see the NPF addressing this kind of issues. If money isn't involved, don't expect them to be there. Just last week,
A policeman stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver's license which were intact, the following conversation ensued...

POLICEMAN: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home?

MOTORIST: I don't intend to fall sick officer, but thank God I have my friend here. if I fall sick, he will drive me home.

POLICEMAN: (turns to his friend) Where is your driver's license?

FRIEND: I don't have one.

POLICEMAN: You are under arrest for intent to drive without a license! cheesy cheesy grin grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Throw Back: Most Memorable DMX Hit Songs(Pics/Video) by Mikesparkle7(m): 7:34am On Apr 10, 2021
One of the ABSOLUTE Greatest blessings to this iconic culture that we call Hip Hop! This man was a multidimensional POWERHOUSE! Rapping, acting, showmanship/stage presence & aggression. There will never be another DMX. NYC, Westchester (Mt. Vernon, Yonkers, White Plains, etc.), Buffalo & Rochester, NY & NJ and so on... salutes & loves you for all of the wonderful memories that you've given & provided us with. Your legacy & spirit will forever live with your family, friends & us the fans/supporters. sad angry

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Politics / Re: Any Woman Will Want To Associate With My Husband -Aisha Buhari by Mikesparkle7(m): 3:57pm On Apr 09, 2021
Light has nothing to do with darkness neither does the living have any correlation with the dead
First Lady my a** cool cool

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Health / Re: Senate Wants Doctors Held Responsible For Any Dead Patient by Mikesparkle7(m): 3:47pm On Apr 09, 2021
Kebbiprince:

The poor doctors haters have arrived, those who could not make a cut off or parents too poor to send them out to study medicine have arrived. Poor Nigerians hate those doing well grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Chaiiii shocked
Guy your village people no dey smile at all ooo tongue.... Abeg borrow sense if you no get.
Ewu Gambia cool


Meanwhile at the Hospital...

DOCTOR: why did you take your Medicine at 6 am yet I told you 9 am?

PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the Bacteria. grin grin grin

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Business / Re: Dangote, Flour Mills Petition FG, Oppose New Sugar Refinery by BUA by Mikesparkle7(m): 10:31am On Apr 09, 2021
livebyday:
[s][/s]stupid dry joke

It's not funny
Bros Abeg no be me dey responsible for your family problem and life failures. Carry your wahala and emotional trauma move ahead.
Ewu grin
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Journalists Must Be Sensitive In Their Reporting by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:49am On Apr 09, 2021
See this senior houseboy still get mouth dey yarn opata sad
Politics / Re: Donations At Aisha Buhari’s Book Launch: N30m From Dangote, N20m From Tinubu by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:47am On Apr 09, 2021
Chaiiii shocked
For book wey no be she write oo tongue...... I for say how come person wey dey make love to one mannequin and dullard vegetable never Contract some of him dullness. grin
First Lady of Dubai grin grin
Crime / Re: Ogun Prophet Arrested For Raping 17-Year-Old Member In Church by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:40am On Apr 09, 2021
Blood of something shocked
The amount of bleaching cream wey this cone headed Afonja Don use fit full one trailer o grin grin
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: List Of Potential Candidates From The South East by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:23am On Apr 09, 2021
Only Peter Obi deserves to be on that list, the rest are potential looters. grin grin
But trust Nigerians Sha... Dem and corrupt politicians are inseparable. tongue

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Business / Re: Dangote, Flour Mills Petition FG, Oppose New Sugar Refinery by BUA by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:19am On Apr 09, 2021
I don't know why only one man can decide to be this greedy sad angry
Meanwhile :
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?

KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.

JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?

KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now! grin grin cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Thomas Thabane Resigns As Lesotho Prime Minister by Mikesparkle7(m): 11:21am On May 19, 2020
Translation:Mr Ibu and Tinubu dey learn work for where did one dey
Politics / Re: Which Of These Critics Will Make A Good President If Allowed To Govern? by Mikesparkle7(m): 7:54pm On Apr 26, 2020
None of the above Hypocrites.if given the chance,they will do worst.bunch of b*******
Agriculture / Re: Ogun State Begins Dry Season Harvest In Youth Rice Production Project by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:14pm On Apr 25, 2020
u wan give am?
Agriculture / Re: Ogun State Begins Dry Season Harvest In Youth Rice Production Project by Mikesparkle7(m): 9:13pm On Apr 25, 2020
OK o
Crime / Re: Father Buries His Own Day Old Baby Alive In Jigawa by Mikesparkle7(m): 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2019
Earthbound:
I just hope the child is adopted by wealthy folks. There's something great in that kid that needs to be harnessed.
wise man
Crime / Re: Father Buries His Own Day Old Baby Alive In Jigawa by Mikesparkle7(m): 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2019
wise man
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman And Her Sister Gang Raped By Soldier At Mami Barracks. Photo by Mikesparkle7(m): 5:48pm On Sep 29, 2018
how does this relate to Buhari? Grow up kid
Science/Technology / Re: 6000-Year-Old Human Skeletons Found With Full Sets Of Teeth In Brazil (Photo) by Mikesparkle7(m): 6:13am On Sep 28, 2018
it is all about archeology(the study of remains).a carbon dating machine is used to ascertain the age of the remains.
Career / Re: Adenuga's Globacom Sacks 90 Married Female Staff - LasgidiOnline.com.ng by Mikesparkle7(m): 3:42pm On Mar 10, 2018
grin ;Dlol.all the ogaz dem need fresh p***y to dey service.dem don tire for old milfs

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