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Romance / Re: My First STD Experience (18+ Graphic) by Mikuni(m): 7:47am On Nov 01
ChizzyBuna:

Unless you are a deep fool without education
Kindly read the update. Thank you
No Wonder girl dey give u staph. Mumu
Romance / Re: My First STD Experience (18+ Graphic) by Mikuni(m): 7:46am On Nov 01
ChizzyBuna:

Unless you are a deep fool without education
Kindly read the update. Thank you
Edit ur post. Olodo
Romance / Re: Lady Recounts 19 Devastating Experiences In Her Relationship With Ex-boyfriend by Mikuni(m): 2:24am On Nov 01
Fahvvy:
And yet you stayed for 5 years, because...? undecided...

If this guy is as bad as she's painting him, why did she stay with him for 5 years? undecided...

It's one of three things, it's either she couldn't do better before now and thus stayed till she finally could...

Or she has very low self esteem, so much so she could put up with this for this long...

Or she's blatantly over exaggerating his flaws to get cheap attention and pity undecided...

Either ways, this kind of woman isn't worth being with undecided...
Don't mind the gold digger. The guy get workers; na big boy
Romance / Re: Lady Recounts 19 Devastating Experiences In Her Relationship With Ex-boyfriend by Mikuni(m): 2:23am On Nov 01
oz4real83:
The girl was the one forcing the relationship, it was very obvious that the guy never loved the girl and he didn't even hide it. But the girl kept on pushing for five years, hoping the guy will fall in love with her despite all the signs otherwise. Don't blame the guy.
You didn't read the part she said "he sleeps with his workers". The guy get money. What do you expect?
Romance / Re: My First STD Experience (18+ Graphic) by Mikuni(m): 2:16am On Nov 01
ChizzyBuna:
Suffered 2 weeks of raising my shoulder due to boil under my armpit from straph
2 damn weeks!!!
I block the useless bitch wey give me this infection.
Anytime I see her I feel like giving her serious beating. This bitch made me suffer cry
You said nivea Rollon, now you're saying unprotected sex. Oga which one? No spoil business for ppl
Fashion / Re: When This Poster Was Found In Every Barber's Shop (Throwback Photo) by Mikuni(m): 3:54pm On Oct 12
wolement:
I remember well. Nice one. Brings back a lot of memory.
Yes I remember, mate.

Well, I was born in 2013. I've got memories too
Romance / Re: So Sad! - See What This Step-mother Did To Her Step-son (photos) by Mikuni(m): 7:07pm On Oct 10
Omo

Women wicked o
Family / Re: Family Issues After The Death Of My Husband. by Mikuni(m): 6:34pm On Oct 06
No mind them. Your husband was a good rich man, that's why you miss him.
Romance / Re: I Have Sinned Please Help by Mikuni(m): 6:24pm On Oct 03
Hehehe

OP: Hello, please how much is a plate of salad?

Lady: Just 2,000 naira

OP: Please may I have one

**Lady brings a plate of salad and chicken***


OP takes a bite grin

OP : Have your 2,000 naira ma'am, so I can balance and consume this meal

Lady: Sir, your money is 6,000 naira o. The salad is 2000 naira while the chicken is 4,000 naira. It is imported Chicken sir. Should I bring malt to wash down your meal?

***OP runs to nairaland to complain *****

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Romance / Re: Why Do Darkskin Girls Vagina Stink So Bad?! by Mikuni(m): 2:01pm On Oct 03
Jerkbaba:
I never have the experience of smelly vaginas when fucking ashawo. But everytime i bring a girl home, especially the darkskin ones, their vaginas always smell so bad! Always the regular girls. Infact the smell bad pass dead rat smell! What is it with these girls? Why cant they take proper care of their vaginas? Is it that they do not know they stink down there? Can't they dip their hand in there and smell it? It is SO bad to see that a grown adult cannot still take proper care of his or herself!
Na shit mixed with vagina fluid dey smell there o. Most don't wash their assholes well. Some wash into their vaginas
Business / Re: Zenith Bank App Starts Working Again? by Mikuni(m): 3:35pm On Oct 02
Opay ten times better than all of them. Useless banks that collect fees of different kinds

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Romance / Re: Which Tribe Is The Promiscuous In Women? by Mikuni(m): 12:27am On Oct 02
Cele girls: those idiots are dirty oloshos, especially the ones who wear ankle chain. Igbo women: especially the ones with tiny beard. Benue women: especially the illiterate ones. Edo women: those stingy species even travel abroad for prostitution. Any woman who wears waist bead is a promiscuous she-goat.

Akwaibom or Delta women who speak Yoruba as their second language can't be trusted. Any girl or lady who bears the name "Precious" is a promiscuous person. All Imo girls are whores. Any girl who uses iPhone bought by a man is not only a thief, but a hoe.

With these caliber of women amongst us, coupled with the harsh economy, it is safe to say that Nigerian men are the most unfortunate people on earth.

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Romance / Re: What Kind Of Lie Can Produce Such Facial Reaction? by Mikuni(m): 11:59am On Sep 28
Mummy, I want to go and campaign for tinubu as the best president ever
Romance / Re: New Whatsapp Group For Serious Forex Traders by Mikuni(m): 11:24pm On Sep 23
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Romance / Re: She Got Naked On Tiktok Live For 20k by Mikuni(m): 8:26pm On Sep 08
20k is too much for her unclothedness. Why are guys wasting money? That's my concern here

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Romance / Re: Napoli Coach Says He Will Kill Oshimen (video) by Mikuni(m): 10:47am On Sep 01
Usmanovic95:
Na Bros Finidi head catch this boy o, e better make he go apologies 🤩🤩 lol. But how come his stock just drop drastically. He was a wanted bride less than a year ago in world football, now Napoli don't even give a damn about him🤔. Wonder what went wrong.
When other top strikers were at home, training and meditating, Osimen was hanging with cubaba chief priest and smoking. I'm not surprised

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Politics / Re: 21 States Seek N1.65trn Loans Despite 40% Rise In FAAC Revenues by Mikuni(m): 1:12pm On Aug 27
CyrusVI:

cheesy
Otti is the inly Nigerian Gov to take Islamic bank loan this year

The man don use Abia state future play kite

Next Gov go pay debt till he tire
Lol
The Abia man no know say him governor don cash out. He dey hype thief
Food / Re: Plantain Of ₦2,000 In Aba (Photo) by Mikuni(m): 3:50pm On Aug 23
iswallker:


Dey play... cool

A 1 liter bottle of paraeforce is #7300 current price.
I transport to the farm at least once per week @ #3000. I should actually go 2ce but not feasible considering the cost.
This is minus cost of labor pesticide is over #11000 per 1 liter bottle.

Then of course losses due to weather and thieves.
Finally transport to market....

I used to buy all these chemicals #1500 - #2000. You won't even know you bought anything.

cheesy cheesy

I no know that kind land wey you get, but the one for my backyard no need pesticides, fertilizers or those chemical you wrote there. Plantain and banana plenty like water. We even wan cut everything sef.

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Food / Re: Plantain Of ₦2,000 In Aba (Photo) by Mikuni(m): 3:29pm On Aug 23
You're being scammed. Plantain is easily grown in SE and SW, if you guys can't plant, feel free to suffer.

That aside. A lot of sellers take advantage of the economic situation to cheat others.
One woman close to my house sells candles 200 naira, when she told me the price, she added that it was Tinubu o. Two weeks later I discovered that the actual price was 150 naira. Women are the ones inflating food items. They're just greedy

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Romance / Re: Lady Emotional As She Meets Her Old Friend From SS1 Who’s Mentally Challenged by Mikuni(m): 3:25pm On Aug 23
Mocking the guy
Romance / Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by Mikuni(m): 4:20pm On Aug 12
MrCork:


Brother am from london...we dont gtoundnut...we eat peanut!!! angry
Same family. Good delicacy
Romance / Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by Mikuni(m): 3:35pm On Aug 12
MrCork:



Cool. You sound like one of yhose rioter on hunger strike....correct?. Bro have u ever dated groundnut seller & how long is the relation ship sir?
Never dated one. Why don't you try a groundnut only diet? You need it for a brighter complexion
Romance / Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by Mikuni(m): 11:35am On Aug 12
MrCork:



^^^^ u sound like those hunger people protesting last week sir...do u impress women by chewin ground nut sir? are u nigerian? angry
Yes, groundnut with boli

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Romance / Re: Why Are We Men Attracted To Thick Women? by Mikuni(m): 7:16am On Aug 12
Sapasenator:
I don't find skinny on thin women attractive. Give me a thicc lady any day any time.

Thicc in the right places is the keyword here.
Yah thicc legs
Romance / Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by Mikuni(m): 7:06am On Aug 12
With garri ijebu sef

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Agriculture / Re: Ondo Farmer Killed After Receiving Compensation For Damaged Crops by Mikuni(m): 5:48am On Aug 12
Ortega777:
This news is really terrible and worrisome.
Killed for no other reason but because you went out to your farm, trying to sustain yourself and family.
What a life, what a country and this terrible scenario continue to thrive unabated, and we mourn, type too bad and wait for another to happen.
This monsters continue to slaughter humans/citizens/patriots in their own backyards, having come from faraway region to dominate the Aborigines.
Is the President not seeing this?
Is the governor bereaved of ideas??
Does the government not value life of it's
citizens
Is there no secret police ready to sweep and sleep at the bushes to secure our forest and farmlands.
How long will this menace be allowed to thrive.
Is there no hope to ending these killings by so called herdsmen.
Nigeria
Nigeria
Nigeria my country.
These are issues we should protest against.
Agriculture / Re: Ondo Farmer Killed After Receiving Compensation For Damaged Crops by Mikuni(m): 5:46am On Aug 12
t2luv1:


Herdmen didn't do this, better start looking at his immediate family member. They are the only one that knew that he was coming into some serious money. Means and motive people
and his dog?
Agriculture / Re: Ondo Farmer Killed After Receiving Compensation For Damaged Crops by Mikuni(m): 5:45am On Aug 12
yewit37486:
Seun Osewa, for goodness sake, out of respect for your site users, please and please show a GRAPHIC warning on posts like these. Also, displaying a dead person's picture should be discouraged. It is very disrespectful to the dead and their families. Haba.
When you should be talking about protesting against farmers insecurities in the SW,SE and SS, you're saying something else.
Agriculture / Re: Ondo Farmer Killed After Receiving Compensation For Damaged Crops by Mikuni(m): 5:42am On Aug 12
seunayantokun:
Now that another farmer was killed, he can now produce food that will help cure this economy?
Honestly, this is what should make us protest until the national assembly effect a change of law to allow state and local council policing. This is what should activate our anger.
Exactly my point. This is what we should protest

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