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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Miniskirt: 2:50pm On Sep 13, 2018
Leyqute:


grin grin cheesy grin

Slip of tongue.

The sister wey siddon for front wear miniskirt

angry yes? You called me
Romance / Re: Agree To Become A Housewife At Your Own Peril. by Miniskirt: 11:11am On Apr 17, 2017
kimbra:
"A" is correct if the "H" is pronounced, but if it's silent "An" is used.

Op, no matter how you preach, some women just want to be house wives.



Do you have a ph.D in English, and an 8.0 in TOEFL?
Romance / Re: Agree To Become A Housewife At Your Own Peril. by Miniskirt: 11:09am On Apr 17, 2017
xynerise:


False. A housewife is correct


Which Primary school did you attend??


You can use A or An with H..


A House
An House


A Honorary
An Honorary
Romance / Re: Agree To Become A Housewife At Your Own Peril. by Miniskirt: 11:03am On Apr 17, 2017
pillarmaria:
Nice one....... btw, it is not 'an' house-wife but 'a' house-wife


Actually, both are correct..
Romance / Re: Is Getting Married At 35 Late For Men? by Miniskirt: 11:02am On Apr 17, 2017
Marry when your sperm is too old to flow..

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Romance / Re: How Do You Know A Lady Is Satisfied In Bed by Miniskirt: 10:56am On Apr 17, 2017
1. She will scream
2. She will say thank you or I love you after..
3. She will cuddle shortly, then cook for you after..
4. She will always come back for more.
5. Na enjoyment go kill am.

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Romance / Re: Funniest Names Ever (explicit Content) by Miniskirt: 10:54am On Apr 17, 2017
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Romance / Re: How To Know Ladies That Will Become Lazy And Dirty Housewives by Miniskirt: 10:48am On Apr 17, 2017
Fifthcolumnist:



I feel your pain. I was once stuck with one. She was very very beautiful but that was all she had to offer. I had to take bold step and move on. Now I'm happier


Very Good!


We should stay away from those life embargo..

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Romance / Re: How To Know Ladies That Will Become Lazy And Dirty Housewives by Miniskirt: 10:32am On Apr 17, 2017
Alero3Arubi:


I know you must Chuk mouth put.
Minister nairaland woman matters.


Is it hard for you to handle the truth?

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Romance / Re: How To Know Ladies That Will Become Lazy And Dirty Housewives by Miniskirt: 10:31am On Apr 17, 2017
wristbangle:


Bloody hell @ the bolded gringrin


I had to change it sef..

The thought of marrying her gives me brain fever

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Romance / Re: How To Know Ladies That Will Become Lazy And Dirty Housewives by Miniskirt: 10:26am On Apr 17, 2017
Some potentially Lazy housewives, even with these laid out symptoms and signs, will come and interpret this thread as a thread to bash them..



Mentally retarded cretins..


Let those lazy potato sacks and liabilities know that there is reward for labour..


There's one idiot lazy lady lying on my couch right now,
thinking one Knight in shiny armor will come and marry her after all these signs are branded on her forehead for the world to see...

Overdue tenant in dreamland..


The lazy thing slept till 10, and the first thing she did this morning was look for the Gotv remote that her Telemundo show has already started..

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Recount The Dishonest Thing A Man Has Done Or Said To Them by Miniskirt: 9:46am On Apr 17, 2017
Men are honest beings, they don't tell lies..

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Romance / Re: Did I Hurt Her Or Could It Be Tears Of Joy? by Miniskirt: 9:38am On Apr 17, 2017
In the future when you start hitting pussy,
you'll look back on this post and shake your head in disappointment..
Romance / Re: A Group Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together Somewhere At Ikeja. Lagos by Miniskirt: 9:26am On Apr 17, 2017
Presh900:
lol.. Seems I missed a Lotta action last night .

grin

You have no idea..

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