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Religion / Re: Please Help Someone In Serious Need by Missyajoke(f): 4:07pm On May 11, 2021
Thatboy247:


Feeding sis

Any amount will do ma

Hope you're a scanner share cause it'll pain me oh, I'll send 500 is it okay by you.
Religion / Re: Please Help Someone In Serious Need by Missyajoke(f): 2:45pm On May 11, 2021
Thatboy247:
Please help a brother in serious need, may God bless you

3025905713

Polaris bank

What do you want to use the money for Will #500 be enough for you
Politics / Re: Why North Doesn't Want Nigeria To Break Up — Arewa Consultative Forum by Missyajoke(f): 8:32am On May 11, 2021

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Obituary: Iniubong Umoren To Be Buried On Friday 14th May, 2021 (Photo) by Missyajoke(f): 8:08pm On May 10, 2021
WhiteRuler:
According to the family, the remain of the murdered graduate will be led to rest on Friday, the 14th day of May, 2021. Sad.

May her soul rest in peace.


Uduak he no go better for you embarassed embarassed
Religion / Re: Why Good People Die, In The Midst Of Evil by Missyajoke(f): 7:44pm On May 10, 2021
Death is everyone's master and if you didn't die probably rapture took you away. May we not mourning over our loved ones. Death of a loved one will create an everlasting hole/void in one's heart and no one can fill the hole. Ask people to lost their husbands and refuse to marry the void will still be there.

Dare Adeboye Rest in Peace no one can blame God for your death he does what's he wants and he's the creator who created the creation.
Religion / The Imminent Coming Of Christ by Missyajoke(f): 6:29pm On May 10, 2021
Behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to render to each man according as his work is. How are you living your life?? How are you preparing for the coming of Christ? Are you ready or you're still sleeping? Are you still thinking of giving your life to Christ or you're still thinking? Be ready cause the bridegroom which is Jesus is coming back for the Saints, He's not coming back for the Ungodly, he's not coming back for ritualist, He's not coming for Arm robbers but he's coming for the Saints, Oh how Glorious that day will be when the Saints are Singing Hallelujah. If you want to sing Hallelujah on that day you have to give your life to Christ as there's no more time, Beloved Jesus is calling you Today to Join the Salvation Boats. If you're ready say after me " Lord Jesus Christ I give my life to you today, forgive me all my sins. Amen.


See you on that Day

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Crime / Re: How They Sell Girls For Prostitution Using Night Clubs And Hotels by Missyajoke(f): 10:40pm On May 09, 2021
teabully:
what sch are u
..

How that one take concern you uduak junior you want to use her for rituals ni

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Celebrities / Re: Footage Emerges of AKA Breaking Fiance's Door a Month Before Her "Suicide" (PIX) by Missyajoke(f): 2:57pm On May 09, 2021
Hj
Religion / Re: How Kayode Badru Died (Graphic Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 1:05pm On May 09, 2021
tarantino1:



I was being sarcastic. I know some churches where having a bible app is not enough, you must come with a hardcopy. grin

If there's no bible app you won't use your Bible abii, modernization and thrash
Religion / Re: How Kayode Badru Died (Graphic Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 12:57pm On May 09, 2021
IYANGBALI:
Cele no be church, na combination of babalawo and all those useless things mixed together. Only those have gone deeper into it will know what I’m talking about. Celestial church my yansh!

What are your experiences there
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak Akpan Bathes His Victims With Acid After Killing Them. Pictures by Missyajoke(f): 2:09pm On May 08, 2021
Sunsets:
You tried very hard to hide your bigotry but your last paragraph gave you away.

Ritualist spotted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak Akpan Bathes His Victims With Acid After Killing Them. Pictures by Missyajoke(f): 1:10pm On May 08, 2021
If they end up releasing this guy this time he will meet his Waterloo. All the people buying human parts from him to will cry and weep over their children. See udual you will never know peace andthe remaining days of your life will be in tears and tears and tears.
Leave this Job before karma catches up with you. If any one process your release this time both you and the person will die an horrible death.

Uduak leave this evil Job else before this year runs runs you jam your own kind.

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Politics / Re: Ghanaians Ask Nigerian Retailers To Leave Their Country by Missyajoke(f): 1:06pm On May 08, 2021
AregbeFufu:

Obviously you have mental issues. The question I asked was a very simple one and you trailed off on a pointless bigoted rant.
Next thing I'm seeing skull mining,baby factory and hush puppy, now I'm wondering where those came from.
When you see someone who's thinking faculty has been damaged by bigotry,it shows and it's quite clear.

You, your mum and the entire members of your family has mental issues. Am not lieing am just stating the obvious fact you people are a nuisance to the country Nigeria always causing trouble wherever you go. Let me remind that once the country Nigeria splits people will see your region for who you people are and they'll stop tagging Nigeria. Evil people

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Politics / Re: Ghanaians Ask Nigerian Retailers To Leave Their Country by Missyajoke(f): 12:55pm On May 08, 2021
AregbeFufu:

This taking over of someone's business; does it happen forcefully or through fair competition?
I need an answer.

Fair competition indeed Yorubas in Ghana buy good there and come home to sell but the igbos wants to be doing everything from buying to selling to being the retailer haha wetin you want make the Ghanaians do fold and watch you people spoil their business abii. I still respect the Yorubas when it comes to Business you won't see then doing all this nonsense this people are doing, apart of skull mining which is common in all regions all other crimes talk of baby factory e.t.c are operated by igbos will now. You may try to say hush puppy forget about him you people are the real criminals you travel out of the country you'll spoil the name abeg you people kill your policeman like foul, cultism taps for your region Habba. You people are a disgrace to Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Ghanaians Ask Nigerian Retailers To Leave Their Country by Missyajoke(f): 12:50pm On May 08, 2021
AregbeFufu:

This taking over of someone's business; does it happen forcefully or through fair competition?
I need an answer.

Am I lieing what you people can't allow other tribes to do in your regions you do it in other people's region. Thank God for the wise Ghanaians that chased you people away. Kuku take over their businesses. Serves them right Ghanaians process their deportation.. grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ghanaians Ask Nigerian Retailers To Leave Their Country by Missyajoke(f): 11:56am On May 08, 2021
The ipovians are always causing trouble wherever they go, you go to a place and take over their business and you expect them to be happy with you it doesn't work that way, Yorubas will never act that way you.

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Crime / Re: Civil Servant Participating In Partisan Politics by Missyajoke(f): 2:06am On May 08, 2021
UduakabasiAkpan:
Hello

How do I present a report to the Federal Civil Service Commission about a Civil Servant who's attached to a Federal Ministry and participates in partisan politics? He has been seen numerous times wearing PDP outfits and in PDP meetings. He's a grade level 10 Federal officer serving under Akwa-Ibom State. Evidence available.

We have many people like you here but if it is true that you killed the girl it shall never be well with you and those you sell human parts room the tears the lady parents she'd you shall cry more over your children except you repent. Karma is on the way, You see that useless family of yours will cry this year from one obituary to another. Just know that for each people you killed you'll account for them all. Evil wicked being, it shall never be well with you and those useless politicians you sell those parts to. Woo-h Joni dafun ehhhnn and also you'll spend the remaining days of your life in tears..

His type plenty on this platform when the second useless pig is out I'll call him out then.


Bastard, Murderer, they cannot they get kill my secret is concealed shame on you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan's Compound Where Iniobong Umoren Was Murdered, Buried (photos) by Missyajoke(f): 10:14pm On May 07, 2021
DSC7:



So many prominent men are involved....

He is just a frontier....

Check his NL timeline he never posted or created any thread about Job vacancies in order to keep a clean slate here....

What's his nairaland moniker
Religion / Take Heed To This by Missyajoke(f): 9:37pm On May 07, 2021
Most people wants to make money and they don't care if they sacrifice or kill people to quench their quest for wealth. Watch who you go out with as friends are delivering their friends into the hands of kidnappers, before you go out Pray to God for protection and always cover yourself with the blood of Jesus. See most people who fell into the hands of kidnappers were not careless just that little mistakes can cause death as that friend of yours can be plotting your death. To party freaks leave the venue as early as possible and don't trust anyone



Shalom

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Health / Re: HELP: When Should I Start Making Love To My Wife Again After Giving Birth?? by Missyajoke(f): 5:22pm On May 07, 2021
Give her time at least two months anything more than that is something else
Health / Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by Missyajoke(f): 7:55am On May 07, 2021
Mrskillz1:

I know it is.
I just want solution.
It won't happen to me by the grace of God.

Go to mfm prayer city forget about their die by fire go there you'll get help all this taking him to native doctor will attract something else to his life. A curse needs to be broken.

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Health / Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by Missyajoke(f): 7:50am On May 07, 2021
Mrskillz1:
I am from a family of three. I have two brothers. One older and the other younger than me so I'm the only girl in my family.

I grew up seeing my Mom mad.
By my teen age, I got admission into Nnamdi Azikiwe University alongside my elder brother who was to study Engineering. By the time I was in my finals, my brother was getting ready for IT. One day, his roommate sent for me, he said they couldn't sleep the night before because my brother was talking to himself. Before we knew what was happening, my brother was getting violent and so we took him home and he never got back to finish school.
I proceeded with my education and finished. Went for NYSC. While serving the nation, My Mom died. When I got home, she'd been buried.
But my brother was still mad.

I later got job, took my brother to a Psychiatric hospital and the doctor after examining him said he is Schizophrenic. He was asked to stay in the hospital.
I paid. He then stayed there for one month. When I came to visit him, he pleaded with me to take him home that he didn't like it there.

So I took him home. Every month, I buy drugs for him and he gets injected. He usually puts up a fight but with the help of my younger brother, neighbors and a certain nurse, he receives the injection, forcefully and against his will.
Often times, he pleads with me not to inject him, the very time I obliged him, he scattered things, didn't allow the neighborhood sleep, talked throughout some nights and wouldn't eat sometimes. He looked really sick then but with the injection, one will hardly know he's not normal.
I told him that I won't let him miss his injection ever again.

Now, on Monday, my younger brother woke up and was unusually quiet. He normally wakes up and begins to play music with his phone or he will turn to football channel and watch until I leave for work. But I didn't go to work on Monday and I noticed he was quiet, then I asked him why he's quiet. He didn't respond. After some hours, I asked my Dad if he feels he's okay, My Dad said that he wants to be quiet and that I should let him be.

Then, that night, around 4am, my brother began to talk. He was shouting and some of the things he said were not coherent. He talked out of point. I and my Dad, with my elder brother surrounded him and I couldn't help crying when my Dad was cautioning him to keep quiet and he refused.
Neighbours thought it was my elder brother's voice they'd heard that night but by the time they heard in the morning that it was my younger brother, they visited my Dad in the evening. By then, my brother was still talking and even burnt his clothes yesterday.
My Dad got a few guys to chain him because he was violent yesterday when I left the house.
I know the problem is spiritual. I have prayed, fasted for my elder brother and now this!
I'm so unhappy.

Can someone suggest a place I can take my two brothers to so they can be cured, please.

It is a hereditary problem MA, you really need to pray that such won't happen to you or your children. Am sorry to say this what this means is that madness runs in your mums family but with prayer you can conquer it. Dooh

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Romance / Re: What's Stopping You From Tying The Knot With The Person You're Dating Right Now? by Missyajoke(f): 9:50pm On May 06, 2021
OMOJOHN001:
Because she is a Yoruba lady and also a Muslim from OYO state.

Meanwhile I am from the oil rich region. The great NIGER-DELTA and a Christian from Delta state.

So we aren't compatible at all, though she do think she has met her husband already but in my heart I know I will not marry her. TUEEEEH.

I can't tell her the truth,Cuz I still enjoy the pekus.

Your name says it all omojohn
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s New Lover, Mya Yafai Sends Warning To Chioma And His Other Baby Mamas by Missyajoke(f): 2:56pm On May 06, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I won’t feel bad, if I deserved being called such name.

Which kind of girl abandons her academics cos of a man?

It's her business not yours

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s New Lover, Mya Yafai Sends Warning To Chioma And His Other Baby Mamas by Missyajoke(f): 1:22pm On May 06, 2021
Amotolongbo:
who be the Chioma self?

That Davido packaged garbage
if someone calls you a garbage how will you feel lady

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Religion / Re: JUST-IN: RCCG General Overseer, Adeboye, Loses First Son. See Picture by Missyajoke(f): 9:45am On May 06, 2021
Rip to the dead
Crime / Re: Missing 14-year-old, Boluwatife Adegoke, Found by Missyajoke(f): 12:11pm On May 03, 2021
lalasticlala:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6535223/missing-child-seen-boluwatife-adegoke#101330532

The missing 14-year-old girl, Boluwatife Adegoke, has been found.

Sharing the news that she has been found, Chlorpheniramine @VictorIsrael_ wrote:


https://twitter.com/VictorIsrael_/status/1389151906606551041?s=19

Thank you Jesus
Crime / Re: Missing Child: Have You Seen Boluwatife Adegoke? by Missyajoke(f): 7:14am On May 03, 2021
At the age of 8 I answer errands for my parents and am still alive so age does not matter. I hope it's not touch and follow the man abi woman kidnapper used on her if not it takes God's grace for her to be found. See what Buhari has done to the country on top say he wants to win the election now that he has won the fools he invited from other countries have refused to go back to their countries cause theirs money in terrorism
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Iniobong Umoren: Police Release Statement As Family Cries Out by Missyajoke(f): 9:34pm On May 02, 2021
Before you look for a Job investigate very well ehhn see how she fell into the trap. The man was able to deceive her because she was very desperate. This is Nigeria where your six senses but be working and active at all time.

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