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Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 1:08pm On Jun 04, 2017
Olabenjamen22:

have you hear of "Khoda" before? No wonder you people prefer typing god in Arabic even when writing in English. Lol you need help

first of all it's "heard" not "hear" go to the bookshops and get "queen premier" it should help your English

that's for the English help tho but I don't know what to suggest to improve your general reasoning and I doubt you even have a brain sef

to start with; there are 99names of Allah
ar-rahman, ar-raheem, al-mulk, al-qudus, as-salam among others

there are roughly 6,500 languages spoken globally today and with each having native names for God(English) or Allah(Arabic)

so cos Yorubas call God "oba ti a pe, t'on fi in dahun" (the God that answers with fire) does that mean God is sango?

Grow up kid!!!

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Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:55pm On Jun 04, 2017
EAJasper:

Jehovah is Hebrew pronunciation of God, so Allah is Hausa pronunciation of God. Let our faith in the Lord Jesus Christ the only son of the living God guide us to the true God, who created the universe and everything in it. And not religion....

all I see is average brain on nairaland lawwwddd!!! Allah is not hausa

I'm sure it's people like you that will believe Arabic is hausa language OR even grow up.with the believe that India and hausa are the same

May God help you bro

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Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:53pm On Jun 04, 2017
Saintsammurai:
No the father of Christ is not Allah..
His name is JEHOVAH.

what is this one saying sef

you don check your jamb result?

cos confusion sef confuse for your Kain confusion sad
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:46pm On Jun 04, 2017
Abasstoheeb:


we believe in Jesus Christ and we call him Isa

he even stated to xtian to blve in last prophet Muhammad,dey shud
check therr old testament given to him from God and not d edited one

they all mad because the holy Quran is the one and only holy book that cannot be tampered with like the Bible that corrections have been made to, don't be surprised when you see them pastors words contradicting one another's

the Bible is man made but the Quran is from almighty Allah sent to mankind in this holy month of Ramadan, so perfect that if just a word is taken out or replaced by any other....then there is no meaning to it

a Muslim who doesn't believe in Jesus is not a Muslim, and mind you Jesus is not that fine boy in the posters you have in churches and homes.....especially the ibos, most of y'all are just misled

so that boy wey convert in 1997 was talking about miracles.....how folish and dumb are you? magics are miracles too so why don't u believe in hoodini

little did many of you know that the so called Christianity even preaches islam
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:35pm On Jun 04, 2017
jhadu:
A wise man once said...
A man!!! define a wise man. if you are old with grey hair then you wise bah
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:34pm On Jun 04, 2017
Harbioye:


Wow!!!
Clap for yourself...
1. Do me a little favor by quoting the verse(s) of the Quran that preaches violence as a way of life and the sunnah of the prophet that confirms the above.
2. Ever read the bible from genesis to revelation?
Guess u didn't noticed the contradictions in it, right?

Or u didn't noticed what Jesus forbade that u Christains, still continue to do?

Lastly, all Muslims believe in Jesus Christ and any Muslim that doesn't believe in him, is not a Muslim.

Surah Aal-e-Imran, Verse 85:
وَمَن يَبْتَغِ غَيْرَ الْإِسْلَامِ دِينًا فَلَن يُقْبَلَ مِنْهُ وَهُوَ فِي الْآخِرَةِ مِنَ الْخَاسِرِينَ

And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers.
(English - Mohsin Khan)

you dey mind that idiot......he should better change his username to ThalostOne
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:31pm On Jun 04, 2017
dokJ:
may I not b in d same heaven with Moslems . God pls creat theirs 4 them in Jesus name , amen.

see this one brain Sha
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:29pm On Jun 04, 2017
lukman885:
Christians hell and heaven.. Muslims hell and heaven. Fucking stupid brainwashed blacks ....if hell exist, I think all the blacks are heading straight there for been foolish.

being not been bro

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Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 12:27pm On Jun 04, 2017
Toks2008:
Christianity and Islamic religions are scams.

There is no religion in heaven..it's Man made so whether you call yourself a Christian or Muslim, it is inconsequential cos in heaven there will neither be Muslims nor Christians but those whose name are written in the book of life....better put,those who have accepted Jesus as lord and saviour.

These are the people that will make heaven..*BELIEVERS IN CHRIST*

LMFAO book of Life
motigbo
oya talkanotherone
Family / Re: Would You Marry A Man Like Your Dad? See Replies Girls Gave by mistermaster: 12:25pm On Jun 04, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Will you be able to cope with 3 other wives under the same roof? Think about the STD he'll be transferring to you from the other wives.

you don't get std's from wives but comcubines shorotiye e
Romance / Re: Ramadan: Lagos Prostitutes Experience Low Patronage by mistermaster: 5:09pm On Jun 03, 2017
drakeli:
Chai! Muslim, Muslim. How many time I call you? So na una be these people top rated customers? Hmmmm...no be small thing o.

I know you are stupid but it's not the end of the world......that's why most most of your pastors keep impregnating minors and getting their barbaric self involved in sex scandals

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Romance / Re: My Ex Wants A Secret Affair Between Us Despite Being Married by mistermaster: 4:58pm On Jun 03, 2017
lytech1:
She start calling me some months ago telling me about her husband incompetence(financially broke and not responsible)

sometimes,she ask for financial assistance which i manage to render on most cases.

She also felt sorry for letting me go(she was impregnanted by the guy,that leads to our breakup)and always seek for forgiveness.

She pay me a visit 3days ago and start demanding for sex which i manage to resist.. She pleaded and cry but i make realize my concience wont allow me do such a thing.

Though,she is the reason why am still single(coz i found it hard to love since we path ways).. She has been calling ever since asking me to make love with her even if its just once to shows have forgiven her totally...

My concience is against such.....
Fellow nairalandes,
what can i do to stop her....?

bro shebi your name nah lytech? just *lie-tech* give am nah say you don't marry, impotent, h.i.v positive or something....live up.to your name nah
Romance / Re: Ramadan: Lagos Prostitutes Experience Low Patronage by mistermaster: 4:34pm On Jun 03, 2017
latsy:


Don't feel bad about it because it is the truth.

yh true cos I have this feeling most of y'all on nairaland are no brainier or still in sec sch, common sense is not common after all....in a population of 5million people and 5,000,000loafs to feed them with...if a 1,500,000loafs are taken away then it brings about survival of the fittest thus stiff competition

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Romance / Re: Ramadan: Lagos Prostitutes Experience Low Patronage by mistermaster: 4:22pm On Jun 03, 2017
iambabaG:
So na muslims dey patronize them pass; and they'll be forming super religious!!
#EndTimeHustle

may Allah punish you, your generations and your predecessors......so you've actually lost the battle of making your stupidity a secret!!! even when a cup of water is taken outta a bucket, the weight reduces
This month is a holy month, much respected by Muslims and few non-muslims, so the so called prostitutes are bound to experience low patronage, they not alone in this....also the beer parlors, smoking reduces and food sales sellers complain too; I'm expecting your useless self to say only Muslims eat as well

This holy month of Ramadan is so special and respected, I'm sure you a xtian and when you guys fast it's like the police asking us questions "we don't know shiit". the fact that your religion is done anyhow doesn't mean Islam is like that.....don't you ever ever and ever in your miserable life talk I'll of islam or Muslims again if you don't want the wrath of God

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Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 6:29pm On May 31, 2017
Pidgin2:


Lol Lol so if your mind is made up then why the question? Good luck, cheers

lol thanks wink
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 6:29pm On May 30, 2017
Pidgin2:


Okay, good for you. I would stay back if I was in your shoes but I'm not suffering here (praise God) neither am I desperate for foreign things like some people. I personally cannot migrate to Australia for any reason whatsoever. First of all its just too far for my liking but people are different and you should make decisions based on your own situation, do you realize that some people advising you here may still be secondary school? Don't be too quick to take every advice


You do your research, they say "a bird in hand is always better than many that haven't caught" That said, I heard Australian economy is good so if you are okay with the distance, settling in a new place full of uncertainties, carry go. Good luck

thanks dear for your view, I actually have a bro who's been there and still there that I'm going to stay with before my feet strong for ground
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 12:36pm On May 30, 2017
Nbote:


Guy since u're going to b given d option to work and study, den it means ur chances of extending ur stay afta study is very high... Naturally what most ppl want to get is s opportunity to jus go there first, one way or d other dey must get PR status.. Wetin u wan com back here com do afta 2yrs?? Once u get there and have started, UR ONE AND ONLY AIM SHLD B GETTING PR STATUS.. Trust me U'll meet ppl especially Nigerians over there who can assist u with dat.. D most important part is getting d permit first... If u com out with good grades ur employers would want to retain ur services but dat aside dat isn't an issue. Guy go first....

I dey gbadun as you dey ginger me grin nah just go go go....wish you well in your life endeavors too, thanks brov
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 11:26am On May 30, 2017
joeluv:
Please if you have the opportunity of going to study in Australia, by all means go to Australia. U won't regret.

thanks joeluv, but one thing I really want you and every other person to please enlighten me on is on the completion of the 2yrs course, if I have saved up enough money to progress to other institutes like TAFE, is it gonna be that easy and what are the things I might have to do?

Cos I'm basing my decision on "if after my 2yrs course I'll be back to Nigeria, then I'll rather stay and do the naija job....but if there are stuffs I could do just so I could remain there till I gain PR, pls enlighten me" don't wanna come back to this country in the foreseeable future
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 11:25am On May 30, 2017
Nbote:
Hian... U dey ask again.. Studying and working obviously is d beta option... Autho correct na bastard..
Modified: GO TO AUSTRALIA OOO AND STUDY AND WORK WAS WAT I MEANT OOOO. UR VILLAGE PPL DECIDED TO USE MY TYPO TO DECEIVE U OOO... MY BRODA U'LL B GAINING EXPERIENCE WHILE STUDYING FURTHER AT D SAME TIME..

grin

thanks nbote but one thing I really want you and every other person to please enlighten me on is on the completion of the 2yrs course, if I have saved up enough money to progress to other institutes like TAFE, is it gonna be that easy and what are the things I might have to do?

Cos I'm basing my decision on "if after my 2yrs course I'll be back to Nigeria, then I'll rather stay and do the naija job....but if there are stuffs I could do just so I could remain there till I gain PR, pls enlighten me" don't wanna come back to this country in the foreseeable future
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 11:20am On May 30, 2017
Collins4u1:
When next i check this thread and you're not in australia ehnn.

thanks Collins, but one thing I really want you and every other person to please enlighten me on is on the completion of the 2yrs course, if I have saved up enough money to progress to other institutes like TAFE, is it gonna be that easy and what are the things I might have to do?

Cos I'coursem basing my decision on "if after my 2yrs I'll be back to Nigeria, then I'll rather stay and do the naija job....but if there are stuffs I could do just so I could remain there till I gain PR, pls enlighten me" don't wanna come back to this country in the foreseeable future[b]
Collins4u1:
When next i check this thread and you're not in australia ehnn.

thanks Collins, but one thing I really want you and every other person to please enlighten me on is on the completion of the 2yrs course, if I have saved up enough money to progress to other institutes like TAFE, is it gonna be that easy and what are the things I might have to do?

Cos I'coursem basing my decision on "if after my 2yrs I'll be back to Nigeria, then I'll rather stay and do the naija job....but if there are stuffs I could do just so I could remain there till I gain PR, pls enlighten me" don't wanna come back to this country in the foreseeable future[/b]
Collins4u1:
When next i check this thread and you're not in australia ehnn.

thanks Collins, but one thing I really want you and every other person to please enlighten me on is on the completion of the 2yrs course, if I have saved up enough money to progress to other institutes like TAFE, is it gonna be that easy and what are the things I might have to do?

Cos I'm basing my decision on "if after my 2yrs course I'll be back to Nigeria, then I'll rather stay and do the naija job....but if there are stuffs I could do just so I could remain there till I gain PR, pls enlighten me" don't wanna come back to this country in the foreseeable future
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 11:08am On May 30, 2017
Pidgin2:


Give that information for the job to someone else or recommend someone else for it if you don't need it. Whatever the case, make your decision one that benefits you long term.

well said, but with the kinda link it came with, it's not easy or even right or transferrable to someone else.....moreso, I've got a month before I begin the job if I want to. meanwhile, the Aussie stuff still in progress
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 12:50am On May 30, 2017
I want to thank y'all taking outta your time to respond, may you never be short of God's blessings
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 12:48am On May 30, 2017
Nbote:
Hian... U dey ask again.. Staying and working obviously is d beta option...

thanks bro
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 12:47am On May 30, 2017
lakola:


Check the pros and cons of both options. What do I as an individual stand to gain from making a choice over the other and the detriments. I guess research will help you on that. And finally be confident and have believe in your choice. May the lord see you through

amen, I'll have this in mind and analyze pros and cons well...God bless you for the time
Travel / Re: Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 12:44am On May 30, 2017
Senorita123:
yeah thanks for this
Travel / Study "N" Work In Australia OR 90k Monthly Job In Lagos by mistermaster: 11:04pm On May 29, 2017
hi guys

I'm at this point where I need to make a serious decision about my life, and I want y'all candid opinions and advices

I graduated 4yrs ago but no job......now just when I'm processing my Australian student visa which allows me to work while studying, I got a job offer of 90,000naira monthly here in lagos

the job is to work as an accountant, it's a secured job with a lot of prospects and opportunities later on as I have just 2levels to complete my ICAN and be chartered

please nairalanders and the gurus in the house, your thoughts and contributions are welcomed so I won't make a blind decision, thank you so so much

God bless
Travel / Re: Danfo Hit A Keke Napep Killing 2 Just Now At Eleganza Lekki Chevron by mistermaster: 4:45pm On May 29, 2017
BlackDBagba:
Ok but Op wait.... look at the environment. Please are walking by causally like nothing happened or this your jist didn't happen today undecided

but guy why! haba nah!!! can't you see thats just a picture.....Biko what were u expecting to see......people.running and shouting in a picture or what?

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Travel / Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by mistermaster: 1:31pm On May 29, 2017
tobe4real:
yea you should be able to advance to tafe,to the best of my knowledge,as long as you above 18 u good

thanks a lot, this will help
Travel / Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by mistermaster: 4:28am On May 29, 2017
tobe4real:
he had to drop out and get enrolled into one of the mushroom college there that u can't use their cert for anything and switched to plan b mode so he could get stay.
.

bless you brov
please I'm considering making a switch on getting to Australia too tho I'm aware the cert accounts for nothing....cos me coping with the fee ain't visible a bit, so on completion of the college education within the duration pls....can I be allowed to continue to an advanced level like tafe, or the university then after which I might have saved up enough or gained balance then

please advise me

plus I'm 24yrs hope that won't be a barrier for the Visa grant......anticipating your response and the house

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