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Jokes Etc / The Jewerly by MisthaEndowed01(m): 1:05pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family
when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies
come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and
says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and
get married. One night they go into their bedroom,
they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks
puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s
how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to
comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I
came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your
mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry,
my dear. Jewelry.” |
Jokes Etc / The Five Minutes White Boy by MisthaEndowed01(m): 12:52pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is
baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his
head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama,
I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go
tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his
father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His
Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy
back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for
yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy
for five minutes and I already hate you black people!” |
Jokes Etc / The Freaking Cat by MisthaEndowed01(m): 12:10pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and
another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!" |
Jokes Etc / The Fat Cow by MisthaEndowed01(m): 12:01pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" |
Jokes Etc / An Encounter With A Chinese Gal by MisthaEndowed01(m): 11:47am On Mar 10, 2017 |
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex!
Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her
friend said, "She means 666-3629." |
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