samysmoothfresh:



sir/ma'am, i already booked a room o but the said lady, mizk, doesnt want to go in with me


what do i do?

samysmoothfresh:



at your service pretty miss


shoot!



or you'd prefer you ask them on whatsapp?

samysmoothfresh:


ok......fine

i'm a male slut..................the good-fun-type though


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oh really?....................it's gonna be like some group camping then............cool!


How 'bout my "benin tour" offer.......................you thought about it?

Wilfredpat22:


There is nothing pervert (ive) about this. In sane climates and countries it is a normal fetish men has or even women.
I wished you went to school

samysmoothfresh:



*thank God i wrote "male slut" and not "i am a male slut" cos now i can easily deny being a male slut*

babe, i swear i'm not a male slut.....................i dont even look like one





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how's the trip to enugu preparations holding up BTW?

Would you be the only girl amongst them?

You're just full of stories jeez, you're the male slut, just own up so we can talk about something else,

My bro might bring his girlfriend along, and his friends too, so i can't tell for now.

samysmoothfresh:


for real?..............................


The day i get your whatsapp digits, we'll talk more on this whole islam ish. But for now, i'll just take it like you said it.


Yea i know what it says.................what i dont get is what makes it wrong and why you dont like it?

I don't think i will give my number to a nairalander talk more of male slut

I didn't say its wrong i said i don't Like male sluts.

samysmoothfresh:




what does islam say?


And what's wrong with my siggy?

samysmoothfresh:


matthew something vs something: "love your neighbor (including strangers like me) as yourself"

have you forgotten or have 'em muslim friends completely won you over already


anyways, how's my love doing today?

brunobaba:

I suspect the host was a he...lol,na play i dey oo

samysmoothfresh:



the right response should have been "hey love!" or at least dear


cant sleep or you saw me online and decided to stay up too?

Hey love? To a stranger? You're a piece of work.

BrokenCock:
she came or he came?

samysmoothfresh:



hey stranger!

vanida6:
maybe on the wall

lionlee216:
UPDATE
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1. I am shipping out today. I wont be available for pickup from 1pm(US Time). I am going to Las Vegas till Monday and Kansas City, Missouri on October 12 to 15.

2. When you send me a link, If I dont respond, it doesnt mean I have ignored you. It simply means the seller is yet to respond, Once he/she responds, You will surely hear from me.

3. When calling my number, Pls always factor the time differences. This has be becoming too much lately hence the reason I have been removing Internet connection from my phone when I want to sleep at night. There is no reason to call my number because it always interfere with my google map when driving.

4.I cant afford to be taking 50% when having transactions. I require full payment.

5. I will only pickup upon confirmation of payment.

6. Please dont pickup an item of $150 and sell for 80,000 on my thread it wont happen. If I get to know, I will call you out openly.

7. When getting links from deal searcher, always confirm all info with them before reaching out to me. Info you give me is what i'll work on.

8. When picking up, i always inform seller when I am 30 mins, 15 mins and 5 mins away for them to meet up quickly. Snow/Cold is coming soon. My maximum wait time will be 10 mins because i always tell Sellers my time frame.

9. IF You are picking up, iphone and you dont get me IMEI, I wont be responsible for anything if something happens after I have pickup. If its an expensive phone starting from iphone 7plus, If you dont give me full discloure and and I pickup, Its not my responsiblity but I'll never pickup and icloud locked phone for you and not claim responsibities.

10. I am not proud, I hold you all in high regards. If you say If i dont do pickup, I wont survive, NO, I wont because the pickup fee pays my bills and i wont disregard you even if you are picking up as low as iphone 4. I wont survive without you all cos you practically pay my bills over here and I appreciate you all for that.

11. For people who are mainly interested in shipping to address, I am working on an address for you. You only provide international Passport/Voters card/Driver's license only. You hold in your hand and take a picture of yourself with the ID. Negotiation is still on going though.

Finally, If I am owing you, Come and take your money. I wont take any responsibilties of money you pay into my account without my consent.

Gracias

adsload:


You should be sorry for your pocket. If IPhones sell for $50k, people will still queue

Still trying to make any sense, try harder.

ollah2:


That's awesome. I wish all the best in your new line. Where in Nigeria if I may ask?

ollah2:


Youbare sending chills down my spine, why programming? It doesn't in anyway correlate with your discipline

ollah2:


I'm thrilled reading this. What's your major?