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Jokes Etc / Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by mokha(m): 5:35pm On Jul 05, 2010
nellaluv:

I laugh in wazobia grin grin grin grin grin

Pamela is d worst, please if u dont want your child to be a fuckernizer dont name her pamela or eno grin tongue .


Eno: Fuckernizer or housegirl.
Okon: houseboy or driver.
Ifeoma: most ifeoma's or Ify are fair and beautiful.
Femi: all yoruba guys are femi to me, lol.

u realy right,
people like,
ANTHONY, are use 2 be tall, lekpa and womanizers
Jokes Etc / Re: Kaita And Yakubu by mokha(m): 2:55pm On Jul 01, 2010
mydreamz:

Na so aboki chop am for red card, walahi
watin naija do yakubu, ?
Jokes Etc / Re: How Do You Buy Your Condom by mokha(m): 1:19pm On Jul 01, 2010
Ben-10:

I place my order only on the internet. cheesy

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I need to no d way u express urself in d chemist or if u send someone?
guys talk it all here.
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by mokha(m): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2010
who told u?
Jokes Etc / How Do You Buy Your Condom by mokha(m): 4:34pm On Jun 30, 2010
guys!! u and i no dis nam calld CONDOM have some respect in d chemist.
so let talk now!!
Romance / Re: Am Developing Strong Feelings For My Coursin: by mokha(m): 12:38pm On Jun 28, 2010
the earlier u desist from it the better 4 u. create a distance btw u and her and pray unto God 2 see tru. she is ur sister and that it remains. Its an abomination!
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers on Nairaland willing to assist you. by mokha(m): 12:37pm On Jun 22, 2010
pls brodas & sitrs am here now 4 help. i wok up dis morning discorvered my nokia 3110c screen closed black, noting u can see on d screen anymore dack with little light.

pls help! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Religion / Re: Say Your Prayer For Nigeria by mokha(m): 5:20pm On May 04, 2010
I must state here that I believe that God answers prayers. I pray daily and I expect and receive answers to my prayers. I think this country need prayers.

My prayer
Be merciful, to us your people, spare this nation Nigeria from chaos, anarchy and doom. Bless us with your kingdom of Justice, Love and Peace. We ask this through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. We beg you, touch our lives and the lives of our leaders and people so that we may all realise the evil of bribery and corruption and work hard to eliminate it.

Raise up for us God-fearing people and leaders who care for us and who will lead us in the path of peace, prosperity and progress. We ask this through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

Please post your own here too and God will definitely hear our voices.

amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
because nigeria need it.
Phones / Re: Can't Nokia 3110c Take Mtn Gprs Configuration And Opera Mini? by mokha(m): 5:12pm On May 04, 2010
[quote author=Adeyemi002 link=topic=441592.msg5997637#msg5997637 date=1272986739]
Guy nokia 3110c can take mtn gprs and opm
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pls i need help, what to do.
Phones / Can't Nokia 3110c Take Mtn Gprs Configuration And Opera Mini? by mokha(m): 3:52pm On May 04, 2010
pls help me out if there is solution.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Car Of Your Dream Check It Out by mokha(m): 1:21pm On May 03, 2010
wait a mint, u mean saye u like dose small small cars, bulshit , embarassed check somtin lik scraper or dozer, we have excavator. tak ur time oo, lol
Jokes Etc / Re: The Car Of Your Dream Check It Out by mokha(m): 1:12pm On May 03, 2010
how is d car look like?
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want My Family Name Be On Guiness Book Of Record,guess Wat I Want To Do. by mokha(m): 2:04pm On Apr 26, 2010
pls don't mind d poor guy life don tire ram . such ppl ca n't commit suicide. he can say, i what to die!!!!!!!!!! Carry rop enter bush near by road, try clab tree and hang himself up there by d waist shouting!!!!!!!!. if u see him when passing and say 'hey waty happen'? he go say,  i wan die, i wan die i wan commit suicide. den ask him 'why u put d rop for waist instead of neck'? he go say ' if i put are for neck, he dey pain me he no dey allow me brit. grin grin grin grin grin.
Romance / What Do You Do When Two Of Your Girlfriends Meet In Your Room? by mokha(m): 11:40am On Apr 25, 2010
it happen to me, life tire me my ppl. wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If Your Lover Calls Out The Name Of His/her Ex-love? by mokha(m): 11:24am On Apr 25, 2010
i go jion her de call d guy name, den see watin she go talk. even if we de do something eeeeee i go stand up tell her to go, angry angry angry angry angry angry

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